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Notables

  • All the results are mentioned to the right. Only three skins. Many upsets!

Quotables

  • "If I recall correctly, we still have another 7 minutes."
  • "Does anybody have extra pants?"
  • "Do the kids take cheques?"
  • "What stays on the green doesn't stay on the green!"
  • "We're playing with the bunker girls."
  • "Shouldn't it count as half a stroke if you hit the lip?"
  • "Who are all those strange looking people honking, shouting, & sucking so bad?"
  • "Is that Bear Cat, Bear trap, or BearCrap?"
  • "I'm taking out Ripper today!" "Who hasn't?"
  • "Focus!"
  • "Don't screw up BackSplash!"
  • "I'm loving this horn. It's huge!" "Birdie, 3-putt par, birdie! Wow, one under with a three putt!" "Well when Papa Malone says he’s up one I woke up. If it was the other Malone, I would be okay. I was Grumpy, and not BEARy happy.”
  • “Don’t make me renam you to BearCrap.”
  • “I haven’t seen putting like that since I played in the CNIB league.”
 Event: Conklin
Sat Apr 14, 2012
Summary
Day two of the annual Il Primo spring get-away. Weather man co-operating again, many people wearing shorts - NOT JUST the crazies.Have to get the last two on the buses and off to the course we go. The putting contest continues with everybody vying for a GolfWorks custom made driver. Of the 28 Slammers to play today, mo less than half of them are undefeated on the day. there are more upsets than successful defenses, look for many rankings to change.

Stars
Jewel
WOW - first sub 100 round EVER and not on the easiest of greens. Also an upset over SunShine for her first ever match win, moves her many rungs as she finished last season at 436rd... I have your Slammer hat, and the sleeve of balls.
NiceHair
NH hasnt been on the tour for awhile. His last event was August 11, 2006. Today he upsets Lucky Sowa, BackFlash and RipZone {is there a theme there?) to have his first career three and 0 day. Welcome back ... I have your Slammer hat.
SunShine
A day for many firsts and or seldom 'happenings'. Sometimes you hear of the triple crown, well today on hole 7, she lands closest to the pin and gets a one put to collect 80 bones. I have your Slammer hat.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 28
  • Scoring Average: 95
  • Birdie Average: 0.64
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: Mid Summer conditions in the middle of April.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $52
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Ghost (r) [515] RedDog [83] 12 Grumpy [88] Boomer [37] 10
NiceHair [514] Ripzone [40] 13 Papa Malone [84] Boomer [37] 12
BackFlash [87] Ripzone [40] 13 Lucky Sowa [408] NiceHair [514] 13
Toolz [274] PizzaMan [28] 14 ChooChoo [117] B-Rye [116] 13
Boomer [37] BearCat [24] 15 Boxer (r) [516] Ghost (r) [515] 13
Rayray (r) [517] ChooChoo [117] 15 Grumpy [88] BearCat [24] 14
Lucky Sowa [408] Ripzone [40] 16 Papa Malone [84] BearCat [24] 15
Hacker [66] IronMaiden [25] 16 Rayray (r) [517] B-Rye [116] 15
Boxer (r) [516] RedDog [83] 16 Ozone [22] DJD [21] 15
Toolz [274] IronMaiden [25] 17 Sunny [27] Malone [15] 16
Grumpy [88] Papa Malone [84] 17 SunShine [92] Red [38] 16
Hacker [66] PizzaMan [28] 18 SunShine [92] Corporal [39] 16
Jewel [449] SunShine [92] 18 Popeye [23] Ozone [22] 16
Smitty [26] DJD [21] 18 Lucky Sowa [408] BackFlash [87] 17
Smitty [26] Ozone [22] 17
BackFlash [87] NiceHair [514] 18
Toolz [274] Hacker [66] 18
IronMaiden [25] PizzaMan [28] 18
Corporal [39] Red [38] 18
Jewel [449] Corporal [39] 18
Popeye [23] Smitty [26] 18
Popeye [23] DJD [21] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Hacker 88 0 0 1 35 0 0 3-0-0 6
Boomer 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
NiceHair 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ozone 85 2 0 1 35 0 0 2-1-0 4
Toolz 90 2 0 0 0 1 46 2-1-0 4
B-Rye 80 3 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
DJD 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Smitty 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Ghost (r) 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Red 91 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
BackFlash 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Corporal 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
BearCat 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Malone 78 2 0 0 0 1 46 1-0-0 2
PizzaMan 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Rayray (r) 93 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Jewel 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Lucky Sowa 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Boxer (r) 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Grumpy 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
SunShine 102 1 0 1 35 1 46 0-3-0 0
IronMaiden 92 0 0 1 35 0 0 0-3-0 0
Sunny 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
Popeye 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Ripzone 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
ChooChoo 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
RedDog 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Papa Malone 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 4 4 4 5 3 4 5 36 3 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 5 36 72
Malone 4 3 5 4 5 4 4 3 5 37 3 5 5 4 5 4 5 4 6 41 78 1
Toolz 4 5 4 5 5 8 3 3 5 42 3 5 3 3 8 8 5 5 8 48 90 1
SunShine 6 4 7 5 5 6 2 6 6 47 3 4 6 7 7 5 7 8 8 55 102 1
B-Rye 4 5 6 5 4 6 4 5 4 43 3 5 4 4 4 4 4 5 4 37 80 0
Ozone 5 3 6 5 5 7 5 7 5 48 2 4 5 3 7 4 4 4 4 37 85 0
DJD 4 4 5 5 5 5 3 6 4 41 4 4 5 4 6 4 7 6 5 45 86 0
Sunny 4 3 4 5 5 5 3 5 7 41 3 4 4 4 8 5 6 6 6 46 87 0
Smitty 6 4 5 4 5 6 6 4 4 44 3 6 4 4 6 5 5 5 5 43 87 0
Boomer 4 4 5 5 4 8 5 3 5 43 3 6 5 4 6 4 6 4 6 44 87 0
Hacker 4 5 5 4 4 5 4 7 5 43 3 6 5 3 7 6 4 6 5 45 88 0
PizzaMan 5 5 5 6 5 7 3 6 5 47 3 6 4 3 8 5 5 4 5 43 90 0
Ghost (r) 6 4 4 7 6 6 3 5 5 46 3 4 4 4 6 4 4 8 7 44 90 0
Popeye 4 3 6 5 5 7 5 6 7 48 3 6 5 4 4 5 5 4 7 43 91 0
Red 6 4 4 5 5 7 5 5 4 45 4 5 6 5 5 4 6 7 4 46 91 0
IronMaiden 7 3 6 5 4 5 5 4 5 44 5 6 6 4 6 5 4 5 7 48 92 0
NiceHair 5 3 6 5 5 6 4 8 5 47 3 4 5 4 7 6 7 5 4 45 92 0
Rayray (r) 6 5 4 5 7 7 5 5 5 49 2 4 5 4 7 5 6 5 6 44 93 0
BackFlash 6 4 7 4 5 6 5 6 7 50 3 6 8 4 6 5 4 4 5 45 95 0
Jewel 5 4 6 7 5 6 3 8 6 50 4 4 6 3 5 6 6 7 7 48 98 0
Corporal 4 7 6 4 7 5 6 6 8 53 3 4 4 6 5 8 4 7 6 47 100 0
Lucky Sowa 5 3 6 5 5 7 5 8 6 50 4 5 5 6 8 6 8 4 6 52 102 0
BearCat 5 4 8 5 5 7 4 6 7 51 8 5 6 4 6 5 7 5 8 54 105 0
ChooChoo 4 6 5 6 5 6 5 4 7 48 4 6 6 8 6 8 6 8 6 58 106 0
Ripzone 6 5 8 5 6 6 6 4 8 54 3 7 5 5 6 7 8 6 5 52 106 0
Boxer (r) 6 5 8 6 7 6 3 5 6 52 3 7 5 6 8 5 6 6 8 54 106 0
RedDog 8 6 7 7 4 6 5 8 6 57 3 7 5 4 5 6 8 5 8 51 108 0
Grumpy 7 5 6 6 6 8 6 6 6 56 5 6 4 5 8 5 7 6 8 54 110 0
Papa Malone 7 6 6 6 7 7 4 5 6 54 3 8 6 8 7 6 8 8 6 60 114 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS AS AS 1U AS 1U 2U 2U 1U AS AS 1U 2U 3U - -
4 3 5 4 5 4 4 3 5 3 5 5 4 5 4 5 - -
4 3 4 5 5 5 3 5 7 3 4 4 4 8 5 6 - -
AS AS 1U AS AS AS AS AS - -
RESULT: Malone wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:
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