The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

HM: DeeJay goes undefeated as he takes out TBone and Ripzone. Super!!
NOTABLE: Woodsy' undefeated streak from the beginning of the season, ends after 7 events and 20 matches. It was a great run. We salute you!!
POP REMINDER: When looking for a possible lost ball, there should always be one Slammer in your group hitting his ball!!
TAN CO DOGGIES: There were 3 puppies worth @23 bones each won by Chef (30ft on #3), Stevie Ray (18 ft on #7) and Woodsy (11 ft on @13). Nicely done!!
EVOLUTION PHYSIO SKINS: It was a 4 skin day! Skins were 17 bones per going to Woodsy, PointZero, KaDaver and Ticklar! Great Shooting!!
THANKS to Stevie Ray and Grumpy for doing an execellent job as Doggie and Skin Master, respectively!!
POP: First group waited all day for the end of Seniors Tournament in front of them. No gaps between the Slammer Groups.

Quotables

Did you see that? What?
SRR and KaDaver shook hands after 10!!
Hey Stevie, when you play the big boys, you shouldn't do that!!
I will need a good pool cue for that shot!!
You had a carefree round. I had a par free round!!
You have a new girlfriend!! Did she dress you?
Who is that? Looks like Ripzone's younger brother! No it is Ripzone two point zero, the new younger, slimmer version!!

Wed May 23, 2012

Summary
Having the hump day blues? Chase them away by playing a Slammer Tour event on a picture perfect hump day. Fourteen Slammers came out to take advantage of the gorgeous day to compete in Ottawa's only match play league...and they were not disappointment. Metcalfe was in outstanding condition from tee to green with the greens running fast and true. What a way to spend a late spring afternoon...playing golf, hunting doggies and skins and enjoying the 19th hole. Perfect!!

Stars
	Malone
	Steady Malone wins the race. Yes that's right Malone knocks off Woodsy, Chef and PointZero and jumps 49 spots to climb the ladder. Along the way he has a birdie and becomes the new numero uno, top dog, and the new number one. Congrats!!
	Ticklar
	The mighty Ticklar is tickling the ball mighty fine as he sweeps KaDaver and Stevie Ray to go undefeated. On his way to victory, he has 3 birdies, a skin and jumps to become number 4. Well Done!!
	Grumpy
	Grumpy takes the 3rd star honours as he goes 2-1-0 successfully defending his highest ranked D class spot againts Big Guy and Biscuit Oshumka. He not only wins those matches but he also wins a cap for successfully defending his highest rank in the D class against other Slammers in his class! Excellent!!

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 14
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.93
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Greens

Kids

The Kids earned $16

Event Fees

ST Member: $42
EG Member: $37
EG Unl. Member: $32

Total for The Kids

2012 total: $1,030

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Malone [49]	Chef [9]	16	Stevie Ray [57]	KaDaver [4]	12
Ticklar [6]	KaDaver [4]	16	Stevie Ray [57]	Ticklar [6]	13
Ripzone [96]	T-Bone [16]	16	Biscuit Oshumka (r) [530]	KidsClub [82]	13
			pointZero [3]	Malone [49]	13
			T-Bone [16]	DeeJay [7]	13
			pointZero [3]	Woodsy [1]	13
			Biscuit Oshumka (r) [530]	Big Guy [124]	14
			Ripzone [96]	DeeJay [7]	15
			Biscuit Oshumka (r) [530]	Grumpy [20]	15
			pointZero [3]	Chef [9]	16
			Big Guy [124]	Grumpy [20]	16
			Big Guy [124]	KidsClub [82]	17
			Grumpy [20]	KidsClub [82]	17
			Woodsy [1]	Malone [49]	17
			Woodsy [1]	Chef [9]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Malone	76	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
KidsClub	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Chef	75	2	0	1	23	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ticklar	75	3	0	0	0	1	17	2-0-0	4
DeeJay	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Grumpy	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Woodsy	75	3	0	1	23	1	17	1-2-0	2
KaDaver	78	1	0	0	0	1	17	1-1-0	2
Ripzone	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Big Guy	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	89	0	0	1	23	0	0	0-2-0	0
pointZero	86	2	0	0	0	1	17	0-3-0	0
T-Bone	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Biscuit Oshumka (r)	118	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	4	4	35	5	4	4	3	4	5	4	3	5	37	72
Woodsy	5	4	4	5	3	5	3	3	3	35	6	5	4	3	5	4	5	3	5	40	75	1
Ticklar	4	5	4	6	3	4	3	4	4	37	5	5	4	3	4	4	5	4	4	38	75	1
KaDaver	5	4	5	4	3	5	2	4	4	36	6	5	4	3	4	5	6	4	5	42	78	1
pointZero	5	5	4	8	4	5	4	5	3	43	4	6	5	4	4	7	4	4	5	43	86	1
Chef	4	5	5	4	3	6	3	5	4	39	5	4	5	3	4	4	4	3	4	36	75	0
Malone	4	5	4	4	4	5	3	4	3	36	5	4	4	3	4	7	4	3	6	40	76	0
DeeJay	6	4	4	5	4	6	4	5	4	42	6	5	4	4	4	6	4	4	6	43	85	0
Stevie Ray	6	6	5	5	4	6	3	5	4	44	8	4	5	3	4	6	5	4	6	45	89	0
Ripzone	7	6	5	5	3	8	3	4	6	47	6	6	5	3	4	7	6	5	6	48	95	0
T-Bone	5	6	5	8	4	8	4	5	5	50	7	5	5	4	5	4	6	4	6	46	96	0
KidsClub	6	6	7	6	5	7	4	5	5	51	7	4	5	4	5	5	5	4	6	45	96	0
Grumpy	6	6	6	4	4	7	3	6	5	47	8	7	7	4	6	6	5	4	5	52	99	0
Big Guy	8	6	8	5	4	8	4	8	5	56	6	4	5	3	6	7	5	4	8	48	104	0
Biscuit Oshumka (r)	6	6	5	7	8	8	5	6	5	56	7	6	7	5	7	8	8	6	8	62	118	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	0		1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	2U	3U	4U	4U	5U	5U	6U	5U	6U	6U	-	-	-	-	-
	4	5	4	6	3	4	3	4	4	5	5	4	3	-	-	-	-	-
	6	6	5	5	4	6	3	5	4	8	4	5	3	-	-	-	-	-
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RESULT: Ticklar wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:

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