The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Loch March staff is awesome!
Robo drove me crazy all day, never certain whether he is serious or sarcastic. Seems to be a natural for the Tour, with or without his sidekick Nelson. By their sixth hole these two rookies had new names given to them - just awaiting confirmation ... Robo will become Chopped Liver and Nelson is now Nelly Belly
Honourable Mentions go out to Nelson (3-0, including beating his boss despite MUCH ABUSE), Penzie (welcome back CENTRAL teammate - goes 2-0-1 and jumps into top ten}, and Skeeter (another 3-0, and upsets Chill)
Thank you doggy master Steamer. Not only collecting the TanCo bones from 46 golfers, but also for his Evolution Physio Report. Great job again!
Toro offers 'dope' to his foursome?
If there seems to be less pepperoni and cheese around - see the last quotable below and call the police.
MALONE did another incredible job!

Quotables

"Just 'cause I am wrong, doesn't make you right."
"Why are you not using your driver? Can I buy it?"
"If we didn't suck, it wouldn't be fun when we played well."
"Hit the pizza.. Hit the pizza. Hit the pizza. YES!"
"Taxman, your seven wood sucks!"
"Is he serious?" "I don't know, I have only known him for six years."
"I shoulda used a putter."
Lucky calls his wife 'the old lady!'. Pizzaman says, "I am going to call IronMaiden that." (OC wishes you well PM)

Sat May 12, 2012

Summary
At the risk of upsetting any of our other partner courses that treat us well, or in particular, those that are special to Grumpy... I would be remiss if I didnt start off this report with accolades to Danielle Nadon and her team. Each and every one of them went thru the day with what seemed to be perpetual smiles. So Sorry that you had to miss it Commish. This is the most enjoyable professional experience that I have ever had. Even when DN was suggesting that Grumpy doesn't need a megaphone - she did it with charm. Weather - I guess that we usually chat about that next but everybody knows that it was PERFECT. The golf = 15 rookies, 3 in their first event. Nineteen upsets and plenty of movement in the rankings.

Stars
	KaDaver
	The deadman is alive, even though there is a purported account of someone trying to kill him. Although his seasonal record jumps to 12-2-2, this is his first 3-0 day since his inaugural event of 2012. One dog & skin and an additional 103 bones to move him into third place in the earnings column. Definitely the leader with an average of 36 per event. Part of the prize package included one of those great Slammer belts. He just bought one last week - so I am assuming that he may have one for sale.
	Woodsy
	HO HUM another 3-0, Woodsy successfully defended #1 despite six balls that found their way to water. Who will be the first to upset the tour's latest phenom in 2012? Starting this season as he ended last, seven straight events without a loss, 14th of his last fifteen. Advise from Grumpy, challenge Woodsy in Barrhaven, his only two draws were there.
	The Judge
	HERE COME DA JUDGE! Welcome back Judge! third career event sees a VAST improvement in his game. 3-0 and a vault in rankings from 480th to 23rd. This makes the Judge the highest ranking "D", but he is NOT in this class when he shoots at Loch March during 86 degree weather. {see tomorrow's summary and notice that Judge cost Grumpy a hat.}

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 43
Scoring Average: 98
Birdie Average: 0.14
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: greens greens greens - smooth and consistent as they are. The cart staff received a lot of votes also, but methinks the whole staff was #1

Kids

The Kids earned $38

Event Fees

ST Member: $125
EG Member: $115
EG Unl. Member: $105

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
The Judge [481]	Turtle [173]	13	Eager Beaver (r) [527]	Granpa [472]	11
KaDaver [14]	Steamer [3]	14	7/11 [Unr]	The Judge [481]	11
Nelson (r) [Unr]	Grumpy [69]	15	Taxman [230]	GreenReader (r) [90]	11
The Judge [481]	Bagger [26]	16	PinSeeker [43]	KaDaver [14]	12
Robo (r) [Unr]	Grumpy [69]	16	Eager Beaver (r) [527]	Bowler (we remember) [201]	12
Penzie [277]	FrenchHooligan [48]	16	Turtle [173]	Bagger [26]	13
Penzie [277]	PokerFace (r) [9]	16	TadPole [126]	KaDaver [14]	13
IronMaiden [39]	PokerFace (r) [9]	16	Taxman [230]	Skeeter (r) [Unr]	13
Nelson (r) [Unr]	Guinness [520]	16	HighFive (r) [71]	pointZero [15]	14
TadPole [126]	PinSeeker [43]	17	Princess [142]	Mother [95]	14
Ironhalfman (r) [190]	Grasshopper [185]	17	HighFive (r) [71]	Woodsy [1]	14
GreenReader (r) [90]	chill (r) [79]	17	Bowler (we remember) [201]	ToothFairy [35]	14
Sutty [106]	BearCat [49]	18	Taxman [230]	chill (r) [79]	14
Guinness [520]	Grumpy [69]	18	SunShine [112]	ZenGirl [89]	15
Granpa [472]	Bowler (we remember) [201]	18	Big Guy [107]	BearCat [49]	15
			Big Guy [107]	Sutty [106]	15
			Blade (r) [324]	Grasshopper [185]	15
			SunShine [112]	Mother [95]	15
			Smitty [24]	Woodsy [1]	15
			Granpa [472]	ToothFairy [35]	15
			HighFive (r) [71]	Smitty [24]	16
			Big Guy [107]	Luge [493]	16
			pointZero [15]	Woodsy [1]	16
			Blade (r) [324]	Ironhalfman (r) [190]	16
			7/11 [Unr]	Turtle [173]	17
			PinSeeker [43]	Steamer [3]	17
			Smitty [24]	pointZero [15]	17
			Luge [493]	BearCat [49]	17
			FrenchHooligan [48]	PokerFace (r) [9]	17
			chill (r) [79]	Skeeter (r) [Unr]	17
			Robo (r) [Unr]	Nelson (r) [Unr]	17
			Mother [95]	ZenGirl [89]	18
			PizzaMan [41]	Lucky [16]	18
			Toro [193]	Lucky [16]	18
			TadPole [126]	Steamer [3]	18
			FrenchHooligan [48]	IronMaiden [39]	18
			Penzie [277]	IronMaiden [39]	18
			Toro [193]	PizzaMan [41]	18
			Luge [493]	Sutty [106]	18
			Princess [142]	SunShine [112]	18
			Toro [193]	Chadderbox [7]	18
			PizzaMan [41]	Chadderbox [7]	18
			Lucky [16]	Chadderbox [7]	18
			GreenReader (r) [90]	Skeeter (r) [Unr]	18
			Robo (r) [Unr]	Guinness [520]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
KaDaver	78	1	0	1	53	1	50	3-0-0	6
Woodsy	79	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Skeeter (r)	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
The Judge	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Nelson (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Chadderbox	90	1	0	0	0	1	50	2-0-1	5
Lucky	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Penzie	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Sutty	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
ZenGirl	94	0	0	1	53	0	0	2-0-0	4
pointZero	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Steamer	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
GreenReader (r)	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-2	4
Ironhalfman (r)	95	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Mother	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
ToothFairy	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
BearCat	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Granpa	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Guinness	110	1	0	0	0	1	50	1-1-1	3
Robo (r)	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Luge	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
chill (r)	94	0	0	1	53	0	0	1-2-0	2
Smitty	90	1	0	0	0	1	50	1-2-0	2
TadPole	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bagger	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Grasshopper	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
PokerFace (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
SunShine	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Turtle	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bowler (we remember)	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PizzaMan	90	0	0	1	53	0	0	0-2-1	1
Toro	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
FrenchHooligan	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
HighFive (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
PinSeeker	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Blade (r)	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Taxman	104	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
7/11	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Big Guy	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Princess	115	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Eager Beaver (r)	130	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	4	4	5	5	3	4	4	36	4	4	4	3	5	5	3	4	4	36	72
KaDaver	4	3	4	4	6	6	3	4	6	40	4	5	4	3	4	6	3	4	5	38	78	1
Chadderbox	4	3	3	4	7	7	4	6	4	42	5	5	8	3	5	8	5	5	4	48	90	1
Smitty	4	4	4	5	6	5	4	5	4	41	6	3	6	5	7	6	4	5	7	49	90	1
Guinness	6	4	5	8	7	8	4	6	3	51	6	7	8	6	8	8	5	6	5	59	110	1
Woodsy	5	3	4	5	5	6	3	4	5	40	4	4	5	4	5	5	4	4	4	39	79	0
Skeeter (r)	5	4	4	6	5	5	3	7	4	43	4	5	5	4	6	5	5	4	4	42	85	0
pointZero	5	4	5	4	5	5	4	6	4	42	5	5	5	4	5	5	5	5	4	43	85	0
The Judge	5	4	5	5	6	5	3	4	5	42	5	5	6	3	6	5	4	5	5	44	86	0
Toro	6	4	4	4	5	5	4	4	4	40	5	4	6	4	8	6	5	6	5	49	89	0
GreenReader (r)	4	3	4	4	8	7	4	4	4	42	5	5	6	3	6	6	5	4	7	47	89	0
TadPole	4	3	4	5	6	7	5	5	5	44	5	5	6	6	5	5	3	5	5	45	89	0
Steamer	5	6	5	6	5	5	5	4	4	45	6	8	5	3	5	5	3	4	5	44	89	0
Lucky	4	3	5	4	8	6	6	4	7	47	6	4	5	3	5	6	4	5	5	43	90	0
PizzaMan	6	3	5	4	5	6	4	7	4	44	6	6	5	3	6	7	3	5	5	46	90	0
Penzie	6	4	6	5	5	7	3	5	5	46	5	4	6	3	7	7	4	4	5	45	91	0
ZenGirl	6	3	5	8	6	8	3	5	5	49	5	5	6	3	6	5	4	6	5	45	94	0
IronMaiden	8	3	4	5	7	6	4	5	5	47	7	5	5	5	6	5	3	6	5	47	94	0
chill (r)	6	3	4	5	6	6	6	6	4	46	6	6	5	3	5	6	5	6	6	48	94	0
Ironhalfman (r)	5	4	7	6	8	6	4	5	4	49	4	6	7	6	4	6	3	5	5	46	95	0
PinSeeker	5	3	4	5	7	8	4	5	4	45	4	6	6	5	7	8	3	7	4	50	95	0
HighFive (r)	6	4	5	5	8	5	3	4	5	45	6	6	6	3	7	7	4	5	6	50	95	0
FrenchHooligan	5	5	6	6	6	6	3	6	4	47	6	4	6	5	6	7	5	5	5	49	96	0
Bagger	4	6	5	5	6	7	3	5	5	46	6	4	6	4	5	7	7	6	5	50	96	0
Mother	5	4	7	6	7	6	5	5	4	49	7	4	5	3	8	6	3	6	7	49	98	0
PokerFace (r)	5	4	4	5	5	8	4	6	5	46	6	6	5	5	8	6	5	4	7	52	98	0
Grasshopper	4	5	4	4	5	8	6	4	5	45	5	5	6	6	7	7	4	6	7	53	98	0
ToothFairy	6	4	4	5	7	8	3	6	6	49	7	5	6	4	8	5	4	6	5	50	99	0
Nelson (r)	4	4	5	7	7	5	5	6	5	48	7	7	8	4	8	5	4	6	4	53	101	0
Sutty	5	4	5	6	6	6	4	5	6	47	6	8	5	6	8	7	3	5	6	54	101	0
Blade (r)	5	4	4	5	5	8	6	6	8	51	7	5	8	5	5	8	5	5	5	53	104	0
Robo (r)	4	6	6	4	8	8	5	5	5	51	7	7	5	5	6	7	4	7	6	54	105	0
BearCat	5	4	5	5	8	8	5	4	5	49	7	7	8	4	8	6	4	6	6	56	105	0
Luge	6	4	5	5	8	5	8	5	5	51	5	7	8	4	8	8	4	6	5	55	106	0
Granpa	6	5	6	5	7	7	5	6	7	54	6	5	7	5	8	8	3	6	6	54	108	0
Turtle	6	4	7	6	8	8	8	6	5	58	6	4	5	6	7	7	5	5	6	51	109	0
7/11	6	4	7	5	7	8	4	5	6	52	7	6	7	6	7	7	6	6	6	58	110	0
Big Guy	5	4	5	6	8	6	6	6	5	51	7	8	8	4	8	8	6	6	5	60	111	0
Bowler (we remember)	6	4	5	7	6	8	5	7	7	55	6	5	7	5	8	7	5	8	8	59	114	0
Grumpy	6	6	6	6	8	7	5	5	5	54	7	6	8	5	8	8	4	6	8	60	114	0
Princess	8	4	7	5	7	8	4	8	5	56	7	5	6	4	8	8	7	6	8	59	115	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1		0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS	AS	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	3U	4U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-	-
	4	3	4	4	6	6	3	4	6	4	5	4	3	-	-	-	-	-
	4	3	4	5	6	7	5	5	5	5	5	6	6	-	-	-	-	-
	AS	AS	AS											-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: KaDaver wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:

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