The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

HONOURABLE MENTIONS
Pepilepu gets his first ace! Hole 8, 188 yards...Lands on the front, rolls up, and drops in the hole
Welcome rookie "Eager Beaver"
Welcome Eager Beaver, to "the club", courtesy of Chill and Big Guy
The Enigma, Papa Malone, Crenshaw and KaDaver all go 2 wins and a tie
Toothfairy goes 3-0 and jumps 70 spots in the ranks
Bookie beats the Muises, gets 2 birds, a dog and a skin
Thanks to Travis (head pro) for recommending Lift Clean and Place and looking after our "acer"
Pace of Play reminder...Keeping the ball in play and taking less shots on each hole will help to speed up play, haha
IM calls the proshop for a ruling. The 2 pros provide their expertise..."Your 'whole' ball must be OB, otherwise it is still in play"
Cube AAAAAA, yet another doggie marker
RULE HINT...Slammers do not have to play plugged balls
Evolution Physio Skins Report(all with birdies)..Bookie, Lucky, Ozone, Pepilepu, Chill, KaDaver, and Cuba with 2
Tan Co. Doggie Report...BigGuy, Lucky, Pepilepu, Bookie, Papa Malone, and Chill.
Awesome job with the Tan Co. Doggie Presentation, Grumpy, and thanks for stepping up and entertaining the group with the Evolution Physio Skins Report, Cube A.

Quotables

I have about as much class as an unemployed school teacher
He thinks highly of himself
I'll have to start a new bucket list
When did I order this?
It only goes too far when you hit the green
Are you giving me an honourable mention?
Hey...beaver. Where?
@#$! Bookie
Duck fat is the best
Lucky to Eeyore after the ace, "Cut him off"
Wow, is that ever left
That's OK, you haven't played that fairway yet today
Some people wet their finger to find the wind, Eeyore drops his pants
The wind is in my face. You're facing the wrong way. Ok, it's on my back now
You're body begging
being on one fairway is over-rated
Hawks were amazing
I played the whole round without a knee brace. Me too, but I should have had a back brace
Crenshaw has a lovely complexion
Just call me the Helen Keller of golf
Stevie, what event were you in?
Hey, I won something

Sat May 5, 2012

Summary
The Slammer Tour took a trip through the Marlborough Forest today, arrived in Smiths Falls, then scooted on over to Lombard Glen for a memorable outing. There was a slight breeze with temperatures in the upper teens as our stinkiest Slammer stepped up to the tee on the 188 yard, par 3, 8th hole. I guess discussing, with Lucky, the possibility of "this" happening, had Pepilepu thinking about it as he let it fly. The ball drifted nicely through the air, bounced softly on the green, rolled up to the flag, and....that's right, it disappeared. A monumental feat! Ace, Eagle, a 'one' on the score card, priceless! "One of these guys is good!" And, he even bought the rounds. Way to go Pepi! Slammer Hall of Fame, make room!

Stars
	Pepilepu
	One, une, unus, ono, um, eins, un, ena, ace, eagle, alpha, mono. One bird, one dog, one skin, one low score, one loss, one eagle....One HOLE IN ONE?! Yay Pepi! One choice for star number ONE!
	Lucky
	Check out the pin on his hat courtesy of IronMaiden, "Lucky strikes again". This is definitely a recurring theme for this slammer as he defeats that first star, Pepi, Eeyore and Big-T. Lucky also takes home some MORE bones with a dog and a skin while getting 3 birds. Sweet!
	chill (r)
	There was a Chill in the air today. Well, not really, but she did blow through her opponents today. This rookie, takes down fellow rookie Eager Beaver, Big Guy and Shades. And, like Lucky, she also gets a dog and a skin, while potting 3 birds. Awesome!

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.75
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Greens were mowed and rolled for the Slammers this morning.

Kids

The Kids earned $38

Event Fees

ST Member: $39
EG Member: $32
EG Unl. Member: $27

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
ToothFairy [B41]	PizzaMan [A19]	16	Eager Beaver (r) [Unr]	Big Guy [D4]	10
Bookie [C14]	PizzaMan [A19]	17	Eager Beaver (r) [Unr]	chill (r) [B26]	10
IronMaiden [B10]	PizzaMan [A19]	17	Big Tee (r) [B36]	Lucky [B4]	11
ToothFairy [B41]	IronMaiden [B10]	18	Eager Beaver (r) [Unr]	Shades [A30]	11
Bookie [C14]	IronMaiden [B10]	18	Big Tee (r) [B36]	Pepilepu [B20]	12
			Big Tee (r) [B36]	Eeyore [B29]	13
			Eeyore [B29]	Lucky [B4]	13
			Eeyore [B29]	Pepilepu [B20]	14
			Big Guy [D4]	Shades [A30]	14
			Ozone [A20]	Cuba [A14]	15
			Shades [A30]	chill (r) [B26]	15
			Big Guy [D4]	chill (r) [B26]	15
			Ozone [A20]	Crenshaw [A2]	16
			Pepilepu [B20]	Lucky [B4]	16
			Cuba [A14]	Crenshaw [A2]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	PacMan [C35]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	Papa Malone [C23]	17
			Ozone [A20]	KaDaver [A7]	17
			Cuba [A14]	KaDaver [A7]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	The Enigma [B19]	17
			Bookie [C14]	ToothFairy [B41]	18
			KaDaver [A7]	Crenshaw [A2]	18
			PacMan [C35]	Papa Malone [C23]	18
			Papa Malone [C23]	The Enigma [B19]	18
			PacMan [C35]	The Enigma [B19]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Lucky	79	3	0	1	16	1	11	3-0-0	6
chill (r)	84	3	0	1	16	1	11	3-0-0	6
ToothFairy	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Papa Malone	101	0	0	1	16	0	0	2-0-1	5
KaDaver	81	1	0	0	0	1	11	2-0-1	5
Crenshaw	78	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
The Enigma	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Pepilepu	78	1	1	1	16	1	11	2-1-0	4
Bookie	90	2	0	1	16	1	11	2-1-0	4
Shades	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Big Guy	98	0	0	1	16	0	0	1-2-0	2
Cuba	86	2	0	0	0	2	22	1-2-0	2
Eeyore	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
IronMaiden	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PacMan	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ozone	86	1	0	0	0	1	11	0-3-0	0
PizzaMan	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Tee (r)	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Eager Beaver (r)	133	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	4	3	4	5	3	3	4	35	4	3	4	5	4	5	3	3	4	35	70
Cuba	6	4	5	2	5	7	4	4	4	41	4	2	5	8	5	5	6	5	5	45	86	2
Pepilepu	7	4	5	4	5	5	3	1	4	38	5	2	4	6	4	8	4	3	4	40	78	1
Lucky	5	3	4	3	4	7	2	3	5	36	5	2	5	5	5	8	3	4	6	43	79	1
KaDaver	5	6	4	4	4	5	5	4	4	41	7	3	6	5	4	5	3	4	3	40	81	1
chill (r)	5	6	6	3	7	5	2	3	4	41	6	5	3	8	5	5	4	2	5	43	84	1
Ozone	6	5	4	4	3	5	4	5	5	41	5	3	6	8	5	5	5	4	4	45	86	1
Bookie	4	5	6	4	5	7	5	5	5	46	5	2	6	6	5	7	3	5	5	44	90	1
Crenshaw	5	5	5	3	4	5	2	3	5	37	5	4	5	5	5	6	3	4	4	41	78	0
Eeyore	5	5	5	4	4	6	4	4	5	42	5	5	5	6	4	6	4	4	4	43	85	0
ToothFairy	5	5	4	3	5	7	3	4	4	40	7	4	5	6	6	8	4	4	5	49	89	0
IronMaiden	6	6	4	3	4	8	3	4	6	44	6	3	7	6	7	5	3	3	6	46	90	0
Shades	6	6	4	4	7	8	3	4	5	47	6	3	4	7	5	7	5	2	6	45	92	0
PizzaMan	6	5	6	4	4	8	4	5	5	47	6	4	5	5	4	8	4	6	4	46	93	0
Big Tee (r)	5	5	6	4	5	7	4	4	5	45	6	5	7	7	5	8	4	3	4	49	94	0
Big Guy	7	4	5	3	4	8	4	6	5	46	7	3	6	8	6	8	4	5	5	52	98	0
Papa Malone	7	6	4	5	5	6	5	5	6	49	6	6	7	7	6	8	3	4	5	52	101	0
PacMan	7	4	7	4	8	7	3	6	5	51	7	4	5	7	6	8	4	5	5	51	102	0
The Enigma	7	8	6	3	5	6	5	4	5	49	8	6	5	6	6	8	5	5	5	54	103	0
Grumpy	6	5	6	5	8	8	5	4	7	54	5	3	8	8	5	8	6	5	6	54	108	0
TOTAL	1	1	0	1	1	0	0	1	0		1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	AS	1U	AS	AS	1U	2U	2U	2U	1U	2U	3U	3U	2U	3U	-	-
	5	5	5	3	4	5	2	3	5	5	4	5	5	5	6	3	-	-
	6	5	4	4	3	5	4	5	5	5	3	6	8	5	5	5	-	-
			AS		AS	AS											-	-
RESULT: Crenshaw wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:

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