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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • MILESTONE: KaDaver played in his 200th Career event today!
  • TC MIXED MATCH UPDATE: McGoop & Tarradactyl advance over Malone and Mrs Malone
  • TC MIXED MATCH UPDATE: Defending champs Chef & Juice over Grumpy & Precious
  • TC OPEN MATCH UPDATE: Woodsy over PointZero 3&2
  • TC OPEN MATCH UPDATE: Bugsy over LongIron 7&5
  • TC "D" MATCH UPDATE: Gazzif over GolfGripGuy by default
  • CULLIGAN "GREEN" DOGGIES: All doggies taken by Team Southies with one each for Malone (#3, 5ft), Woodsy (#8, 45ft), Bugsy (#13, 21ft) and Juice (#16, 15ft) @ 23 bones each
  • DYNAMIC PHYSIO SKINS: A total of six skins with two to Malone & McGoop and one each to Orange Crush & Grumpy @ 13 bones a piece
  • Thank you to Grumpy for stepping forward to take care of the skins and to PizzaMan for dishing out the doggies

Quotables

  • Don't tell her she has a choice to be my partner or not!
  • Wow playing with the wives is tough!
  • If I have to say shit again one more time today....SHIT!
  • Chef makes me high!
  • Can you tell that the Captain of Team South wrote this report?
Event: eQuinelle
Fri Jun 27, 2014
Summary
Afternoon event at eQuinelle and it was a hot one! Five Slammers played the 36 holes today and all appreciated the superb conditions offered at eQuinelle. This course is in top condition and the artist's rendition of the new clubhouse is now displayed on a billboard as you enter the parking lot. All I can say is wow! It is going to be a fantastic 19th hole. Can't wait for Slammers to finalize an event on the patio one day soon. Is it a coincidence that eQuinelle is a South Course and that the Southies did so well today? Just the facts man, just the facts.

Stars
Woodsy
Woodsy took the #2 position in the Slammer ranks in the morning event and came out to defend in the afternoon and that he did against PointZero, Bugsy and LongIron. The match with PointZero was an OPEN TC Match and so Woodsy is now a member of the elite 8 in this division. A dog on the 8th par three tops off a great full day of golf for this Southy. Congrats!
Orange Crush (r)
This rookie Slammette was playing in her third event today and went undefeated with the upset win against Gazzif and a draw with Bookie. Another Southy in the stars today....Orange Crush may be orange on the outside but she is all green on the inside. A bird and a skin, how awesome is that! Well done!
Malone
Will 14 be the number for this Southy this year ? Yes yet another Southy to be mentioned in the stars. Malone was playing a TC Mixed with Mrs Malone by his side and the only head to head match on the line was with McGoop. These two top Slammers have met only a dozen times before today and Malone had taken the match on only one occasion....today he improves his winning record against McGoop, takes the win, the 2 points, the 5 bones....and has moved into the top 10 qualifiers of Team South! Three birds, two skins and a doggie isn't too shabby either! Nice !
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 19
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.58
  • Course Rating: 10
  • Best aspects of course: All was top notch at eQuinelle! Course is in fantastic shape all around
Kids
  • The Kids earned $27
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $65
  • EG Member: $55
  • EG Unl. Member: $45

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Tarradactyl (r) [Unr] Mrs. Malone [627] 11 BreadMan [265] Bookie [103] WDN
KaDaver [27] PizzaMan [20] 17 Precious [254] Chef [24] 10
Orange Crush (r) [175] Gazzif [164] 17 Precious [254] Juice [12] 10
Malone [44] McGoop [5] 17 BreadMan [265] Gazzif [164] WDN
LongIron [76] pointZero [31] 18 BreadMan [265] Orange Crush (r) [175] WDN
BugsyZ [37] pointZero [31] 18 LongIron [76] Woodsy [2] 12
RonBow (r) [88] PizzaMan [20] 18 Grumpy [151] Chef [24] 13
LongIron [76] BugsyZ [37] 13
Grumpy [151] Juice [12] 14
IronMaiden [66] KaDaver [27] 14
RonBow (r) [88] KaDaver [27] 15
pointZero [31] Woodsy [2] 16
BugsyZ [37] Woodsy [2] 16
RonBow (r) [88] IronMaiden [66] 17
Gazzif [164] Bookie [103] 18
Orange Crush (r) [175] Bookie [103] 18
IronMaiden [66] PizzaMan [20] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Woodsy 78 1 0 1 25 0 0 3-0-0 6
KaDaver 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Orange Crush (r) 99 1 0 0 0 1 13 2-0-1 5
BugsyZ 82 1 0 1 25 0 0 2-1-0 4
Juice 87 0 0 1 25 0 0 2-0-0 4
Chef 75 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Bookie 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
Gazzif 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Malone 74 3 0 1 25 2 26 1-0-0 2
LongIron 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
RonBow (r) 94 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
PizzaMan 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Tarradactyl (r) 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-0 2
McGoop 75 3 0 0 0 2 26 0-1-0 0
Grumpy 95 1 0 0 0 1 13 0-2-0 0
pointZero 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Precious 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Mrs. Malone 124 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
BreadMan WDN 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 3 5 4 3 4 35 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 71
Malone 6 4 3 4 4 4 5 2 5 37 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 4 5 37 74 2
McGoop 4 4 3 5 6 5 3 4 4 38 5 4 4 3 4 4 4 5 4 37 75 2
Grumpy 6 3 4 5 5 6 7 4 6 46 5 5 5 5 6 7 5 5 6 49 95 1
Orange Crush (r) 8 6 2 7 5 7 6 4 6 51 6 8 5 4 4 5 6 5 5 48 99 1
Chef 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 5 6 4 4 4 4 3 4 5 39 75 0
Woodsy 4 4 4 5 4 5 5 3 5 39 4 4 5 4 4 4 4 5 5 39 78 0
BugsyZ 4 4 3 5 5 7 5 4 4 41 4 4 6 3 4 5 5 5 5 41 82 0
pointZero 5 4 4 5 4 6 5 4 8 45 4 6 4 3 4 4 4 6 6 41 86 0
KaDaver 6 5 4 6 5 5 6 3 4 44 6 5 4 4 4 5 4 5 6 43 87 0
Juice 4 5 4 5 4 5 6 4 6 43 5 6 4 4 5 4 3 5 8 44 87 0
LongIron 5 5 3 5 6 6 4 6 7 47 5 5 7 4 4 4 3 4 5 41 88 0
RonBow (r) 4 4 5 4 5 5 6 5 5 43 7 8 6 5 4 6 4 6 5 51 94 0
PizzaMan 5 4 4 5 5 5 5 4 5 42 5 7 7 3 5 6 5 8 6 52 94 0
IronMaiden 4 6 5 8 6 6 5 5 7 52 5 5 5 4 4 4 4 5 6 42 94 0
Bookie 5 5 5 6 5 6 6 4 8 50 5 7 5 5 5 6 3 6 7 49 99 0
Tarradactyl (r) 8 7 6 6 6 6 6 5 5 55 5 7 6 4 5 5 3 5 5 45 100 0
TOTAL 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 8U 8U 9U - - - - - - - -
6 4 3 4 4 4 5 2 5 4 - - - - - - - -
8 7 6 6 6 6 6 5 5 5 - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - -
RESULT: Malone wins 9 and 8 Start match at hole:
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