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Notables

  • NOTABLE: This write up is being completed in the pro shop at Grande Dunes Tuesday AM....as we are sitting in a weather delay, having a little breakfast and waiting to see when the superintendent will open the course for play
  • MILESTONE ALERT ! Shortstack played in his 100th Slammer Tour event today! Congrats and you will be receiving a Slammer Tour shirt embroidered to commemorate this event. Shortstack is the 56th Slammer to accomplish this milestone
  • CULLIGAN DOGGIES were a whopping 40 bones each with Malone and Shortstack taking one each on the front nine and GoTee taking both back nine puppies
  • DYNAMIC PHYSIO SKINS were 18 bones a piece with two for Fodder and one each to Gru ( 32 Slammers....a par skin! ), FingZ, Shortstack, McGoop and Herc
  • GRUMPY's STATS: Before today, the tour had 83 Slammers with 25 career skins. Who will be next? Both Gru and FingZ arrive in Myrtle Beach with 24. Look to the right and see that it couldn’t be any closer. Well they both started on the back nine. Both were playing their skin hole at the same time, as FingZ started in the group before Gru. The next Slammer to get his 25th skin will be #86. McGoop became the 33rd Slammer to reach 500 points

Quotables

  • Fungus!
  • Rat bastards
  • I got bad gas
  • I can't drop my pants
  • We are going to get the guys to buy us drinks tonight
  • Here I am alligators, I am very tasty, come and get me
  • Where are my clubs
  • Herc thinks he's a God
  • Mulch!
  • Big Stack!
  • I don't want to hit one in the back yard
  • Joe the starter on #1 is a LEGEND!
  • Do you like hair on your steak?
  • We have to chug EVERY hole ?
  • Starter to Grumpy: Just by the way you dress, I can tell you are a loudmouth
  • (At the Barrel) Toby Wellington, nothing more to say. My life will forever be changed
Event: Heritage Club
Mon Feb 23, 2015
Summary
Day 2 of Mona's Myrtle getaway and Mother Nature doesn't seem the be much of a sweetheart to the Slammers south of the border. The day started out fairly mild with temps in the low teens but as the day progressed it got cooler and wetter and by the time all eight groups of Slammers came off the course it was nearing the freezing point. But Heritage Plantation is such a beautiful and historical course and the Slammers were made to feel right at home as they gathered in the starters area in the shadows of 300 year old oaks in this golfing community built to rival the finest in the world. The Slammers were tested today with tough conditions but all had prepared for the worse and expected the best and I am proud to report that all thirty two completed their round. Tomorrow we take on Grand Dunes...Bring it on!

Stars
Herc (r)
Herc is a beaut off and on the course and today muscled his way to victory through tough conditions, goes all square with buddy BigCat and takes the win against Shortstack and Gadget to move up almost 800 spots in the Slammer ranks. Huge! Five points and a bird with be added to his stats and this bird held up for the skin. Nice !
MsDemeanor
Ms MsDemeanor was playing in her 7th career Slammer event today and as of this date has a 100% winning average for the start to her 2015 season! Ms D first defended against Chicklets and Kookie but it's the upset win over Luvlife that seeled the deal to stardome as she went into this match with a 0-1-0 record and moves up over 250 spots in the Slammer ranks. WTGSGF !
GoTee
GoTee has been in the area for almost three weeks now and has had a jump start on the rest of us on the course...and was already acclimatized when we landed just two days ago. He had a solid day on the course going 1-1-1 as he defends against Bigal and takes Potter's top 10 rank...but sometimes it's all about the dogs, 'bout the dogs....and GoTee takes home the most bones on the day with two doggies, both on the back nine. This netted him eighty bones and got him in the mood for more. Watch out everyone as this perennial master of doggie hunting has got the taste for pinseeking early this year. Well done!
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 32
  • Scoring Average: 99
  • Birdie Average: 0.34
  • Course Rating: 10
  • Best aspects of course: .
Kids
  • The Kids earned $12

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Ripzone [B43] Magnum [B42] 12 Juice [A7] IronMaiden [B2] 12
Alain Drouin (r) [Unr] Potter [C1] 12 Juice [A7] McGoop [O1] 12
Big Ben (r) [Unr] Magnum [B42] 14 Grumpy [D3] McGoop [O1] 12
FingZ [B12] SunShine [B6] 15 Potter [C1] Gru [B17] 12
Kookie [D20] Luvlife [D1] 15 Magnum [B42] Fodder [A15] 12
LongIron [B11] BearCat [B5] 17 Chicklets [D30] MsDemeanor [C64] 12
Ryan Hardy (r) [A137] ShortStack [O6] 17 Bainsey [C16] Rulz [A22] 13
Herc (r) [A138] ShortStack [O6] 18 Bainsey [C16] Sunny [B13] 13
Gru [B17] GoTee [A3] 18 Bainsey [C16] Malone [O2] 13
Lulu [D7] Jam [D6] 18 Shteeme [A20] Smitty [A18] 14
IronMaiden [B2] McGoop [O1] 14
Jam [D6] LongIron [B11] 14
Luvlife [D1] MsDemeanor [C64] 14
Kookie [D20] MsDemeanor [C64] 14
Rulz [A22] Sunny [B13] 15
Grumpy [D3] IronMaiden [B2] 15
SunShine [B6] Smitty [A18] 15
SunShine [B6] Shteeme [A20] 15
Lulu [D7] LongIron [B11] 15
Randy McGee [B41] ShortStack [O6] 15
Chicklets [D30] Kookie [D20] 15
Rulz [A22] Malone [O2] 16
Grumpy [D3] Juice [A7] 16
Jam [D6] BearCat [B5] 16
Lulu [D7] BearCat [B5] 16
Potter [C1] GoTee [A3] 16
Big Ben (r) [Unr] Fodder [A15] 16
Chicklets [D30] Luvlife [D1] 16
Randy McGee [B41] Herc (r) [A138] 16
Randy McGee [B41] Ryan Hardy (r) [A137] 16
Ripzone [B43] Fodder [A15] 17
Big Ben (r) [Unr] Ripzone [B43] 18
Sunny [B13] Malone [O2] 18
Alain Drouin (r) [Unr] GoTee [A3] 18
Alain Drouin (r) [Unr] Gru [B17] 18
Shteeme [A20] FingZ [B12] 18
Smitty [A18] FingZ [B12] 18
Herc (r) [A138] Ryan Hardy (r) [A137] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Fodder 86 2 0 0 0 2 36 3-0-0 6
McGoop 79 1 0 0 0 1 18 3-0-0 6
LongIron 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
MsDemeanor 116 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Malone 91 0 0 1 40 0 0 2-0-1 5
Herc (r) 81 1 0 0 0 1 18 2-0-1 5
Gru 88 0 0 0 0 1 18 2-0-1 5
FingZ 92 1 0 0 0 1 18 2-0-1 5
Ryan Hardy (r) 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Smitty 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Sunny 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Alain Drouin (r) 89 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
IronMaiden 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
BearCat 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Kookie 124 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
GoTee 97 0 0 2 80 0 0 1-1-1 3
Big Ben (r) 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Ripzone 100 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
ShortStack 85 1 0 1 40 1 18 1-2-0 2
Shteeme 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Rulz 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Lulu 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Luvlife 126 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Randy McGee 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
SunShine 102 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Bainsey 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Potter 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Jam 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Magnum 115 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Chicklets 132 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 5 4 4 4 3 4 3 4 35 5 3 4 3 4 4 4 4 5 36 71
Fodder 8 5 5 5 4 4 5 4 5 45 4 5 3 5 4 5 5 4 6 41 86 2
McGoop 4 6 5 6 4 3 4 4 4 40 5 4 4 3 4 5 6 3 5 39 79 1
Herc (r) 4 5 4 6 5 4 4 3 5 40 7 3 4 3 7 5 4 4 4 41 81 1
ShortStack 4 6 6 5 4 2 5 5 4 41 6 3 4 4 5 5 6 5 6 44 85 1
Gru 7 6 4 4 4 5 4 3 6 43 5 4 4 4 5 5 7 6 5 45 88 1
FingZ 4 5 8 7 3 4 4 3 4 42 8 5 5 4 7 4 7 4 6 50 92 1
Ryan Hardy (r) 5 5 6 5 5 3 3 3 5 40 6 3 4 4 4 5 5 4 6 41 81 0
Smitty 4 6 4 6 4 5 4 4 4 41 5 3 5 6 3 5 4 5 5 41 82 0
Sunny 4 8 5 6 5 4 6 4 6 48 6 3 4 3 4 5 4 6 5 40 88 0
Alain Drouin (r) 6 5 5 5 4 3 3 5 7 43 5 3 4 5 8 4 5 6 6 46 89 0
Randy McGee 5 7 5 8 4 3 5 4 4 45 5 3 5 5 6 5 5 5 6 45 90 0
Malone 5 7 5 8 4 4 6 3 6 48 6 3 7 3 4 5 5 5 5 43 91 0
Shteeme 5 8 5 6 4 3 5 4 4 44 7 4 5 5 5 5 5 8 7 51 95 0
IronMaiden 4 6 5 5 5 5 4 6 5 45 6 3 6 4 6 5 7 7 7 51 96 0
LongIron 6 6 7 5 4 5 5 5 7 50 7 3 7 4 6 6 4 4 6 47 97 0
GoTee 5 6 5 8 8 5 7 3 5 52 7 3 6 3 7 5 4 5 5 45 97 0
Rulz 5 6 6 6 4 4 8 4 6 49 6 3 6 5 8 5 7 5 5 50 99 0
Big Ben (r) 5 8 4 6 4 3 5 4 8 47 7 4 8 5 5 5 6 5 7 52 99 0
Ripzone 5 8 4 5 4 3 4 4 7 44 8 4 6 6 3 7 6 8 8 56 100 0
Juice 5 8 5 6 5 3 5 7 7 51 8 4 6 3 6 6 5 5 6 49 100 0
Bainsey 6 8 5 7 4 5 5 4 7 51 7 4 8 5 8 5 4 5 6 52 103 0
Potter 5 7 6 6 6 5 5 4 8 52 6 4 6 3 8 6 7 5 7 52 104 0
Grumpy 5 7 4 7 5 4 7 4 4 47 8 4 7 4 8 6 6 8 7 58 105 0
Jam 6 7 7 5 4 5 6 6 6 52 8 4 7 5 7 7 8 6 7 59 111 0
Magnum 7 8 5 8 5 5 7 4 6 55 8 6 7 4 7 6 7 7 8 60 115 0
Luvlife 8 8 7 8 6 5 7 4 8 61 8 5 8 4 8 8 8 8 8 65 126 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 5U 5U 6U 6U 7U - - - - - -
4 6 5 6 4 3 4 4 4 5 4 4 - - - - - -
5 7 4 7 5 4 7 4 4 8 4 7 - - - - - -
- - - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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