The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Thank you to Iron Maiden for taking on the busy RealFans Skins report and to McGoop for picking up the doggies (which worked well because 40% of them were his!!).
Skins were won by McGoop (on 1, 3 and 17), by Duker (on 4 and 8), by Iron Maiden (on 6) and by Cracker (on 16) and each skin was worth $8 bones
The Culligan Dogs were taken by McGoop (15' on 3rd hole and 15' on 14th hole), by T-Bird (9' on the 7th hole), Steamer (51' on the 12th hole) and by Cracker (8' on the 16th hole) and each was worth $12.
McGoop 10 holed Bearcat and Mulder
Cracker 10 holed Mulder
Mulder played in his 100th Career Slammer event, reaching this in 518 days (according to Grumpy) making him the 6th fastest Slammer to do so.

Quotables

I'm stocking up on toilet paper
If I got a toilet paper for each time I was ten holed, I may need to buy a bigger truck before the 2016 Slammies
I shot 5 strokes better than when I had vertigo
If you keep playing....you might get good at this game
You need to re-align......I already did, I need to re-re-align.
It's going to get to 5 Celsius today......Oh, I better stop and take my long john's off
If you have a group of 4, they give you a free platter of nachos.......So if I order 4 lbs of wings, does that qualify me as a group of 4??

Sun Dec 13, 2015

Summary
Pineview was hopping today after the midweek forecast for rain changed for the better. A nippy high of 5 Celsius was still well above the season average which allowed a group of 12 slammers to get their clubs out for what Mark Twain called a ruined walk, but us Slammers call a slice of Heaven. After a short 20 minute frost delay, we were off and running. I want to personally thank those who came out to help me celebrate my 5th event as an OC and my 100th event as a Slammer. I have enjoyed every single one of them and am still impressed by the quality of golfers on this tour but more importantly, the quality of people. Slammers really are like family.

Stars
	McGoop
	What a round. McGoop shot a 1 under 68, he was 3-0 in his matches he had 2 dogs, 3 skins, 3 birdies and he ten holed Bearcat and Mulder. It was a treat to watch this round up close. (His roomies should hit him up for some of the shortbread cookies he took home as his prize for this performance)
	Duker
	Another stellar performance. Duker shot a classy 75, and squeezed in 4 birdies and 2 skins to go with a 3-0 record in his matches and he will make his girlfriend happy when she sees the Gingerbread House he garnered for his second star performance.
	Cracker (r)
	This soon to be B classer is on fire. He shot his career low 85 (tying one he got a couple of weeks ago), went 2 and 1, losing only to McGoops 68 and he drained an 8 footer for a trifecta bird, a dog and a skin. His third star netted him the best prize of all (in the OC's mind) in a Christmas Classic...A chocolate orange!!

Onsite Coordinator

Mulder

Stats

Attendance: 12
Scoring Average: 86
Birdie Average: 0.92
Course Rating: 10
Best aspects of course: It was open on December 13th. Stupendous!!!

Kids

The Kids earned $16

Event Fees

ST Member: $30
EG Member: $25
EG Unl. Member: $20

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Cracker (r) [46]	BearCat [38]	14	Mulder [40]	McGoop [25]	10
FingZ [20]	Irons [3]	18	BearCat [38]	McGoop [25]	10
			Mulder [40]	Cracker (r) [46]	10
			Mulder [40]	BearCat [38]	11
			Cracker (r) [46]	McGoop [25]	12
			Shark (r) [126]	Duker [22]	13
			IronMaiden [6]	Duker [22]	14
			Shark (r) [126]	IronMaiden [6]	15
			Steamer [30]	Duker [22]	15
			Shark (r) [126]	Steamer [30]	16
			KidsClub [36]	T-bird [24]	17
			KidsClub [36]	Irons [3]	17
			T-bird [24]	FingZ [20]	17
			KidsClub [36]	FingZ [20]	17
			IronMaiden [6]	Steamer [30]	18
			T-bird [24]	Irons [3]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
McGoop	68	3	0	2	24	3	24	3-0-0	6
Duker	75	4	0	0	0	2	16	3-0-0	6
FingZ	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Cracker (r)	85	1	0	1	12	1	8	2-1-0	4
Steamer	83	0	0	1	12	0	0	2-1-0	4
T-bird	86	1	0	1	12	0	0	1-1-1	3
Irons	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
IronMaiden	83	2	0	0	0	1	8	1-2-0	2
BearCat	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
KidsClub	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Shark (r)	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Mulder	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	4	3	4	4	34	4	5	3	5	3	4	3	4	4	35	69
McGoop	4	4	2	4	3	4	3	5	4	33	4	6	3	5	3	4	3	3	4	35	68	3
Duker	5	6	4	3	5	6	4	3	4	40	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	4	4	35	75	2
IronMaiden	6	7	3	6	5	3	3	5	4	42	3	6	4	6	4	5	3	5	5	41	83	1
Cracker (r)	6	5	4	5	3	4	4	6	5	42	4	6	4	7	3	6	2	4	7	43	85	1
Steamer	7	5	3	5	4	5	4	4	5	42	5	6	3	5	4	5	3	5	5	41	83	0
FingZ	7	4	3	6	4	4	4	5	6	43	4	5	4	5	4	6	4	4	5	41	84	0
Irons	6	5	4	5	4	5	3	6	5	43	5	5	3	6	5	5	3	4	6	42	85	0
T-bird	6	5	4	4	5	4	3	5	5	41	5	4	4	8	4	6	5	5	4	45	86	0
KidsClub	7	5	4	5	3	5	4	6	4	43	5	5	3	7	4	5	5	6	6	46	89	0
Shark (r)	6	4	5	7	3	6	3	5	5	44	5	7	4	7	3	5	4	6	6	47	91	0
BearCat	6	6	4	6	4	6	4	5	5	46	5	6	4	8	5	8	4	6	5	51	97	0
Mulder	8	5	5	7	5	7	6	7	7	57	6	7	4	7	5	7	4	6	6	52	109	0
TOTAL	1	0	1	1	0	1	0	1	0		0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	4	4	2	4	3	4	3	5	4	4	6	3	5	3	4	3	3	4
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