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Timber Banks LoGo

Notables

  • WELCOME ! A couple of newbies on this trip and we welcome Trickle Tickle and Rookie
  • HOLE IN ONE POT: New total is 630 bones with new entrants Newsy, SunShine, NiceHair, LuvLife, Chubs, Pozzo, Lucky, ZenGirl, Kaki, Shortstack, Swanny, Grasshopper, DJD, TwinDad, HalesStorm, Yipmeister, and Primo
  • NOTABLE: All Slammer Stars today will receive a $ 25 credit towards some shiny new Slammer gear
  • QuickSnap Doggies: There were four doggies up for grabs at Timber Banks and with a large group of nine Slammer groups it would be assumed that all would be hit and all would be hit close. That was not the case today as only two of the four netted a dog. Two happy Slammers you are thinking ? You bet ! Shortstack takes the dog on #4, 6 1/2 ft from the pin and IronMaiden takes the other one on #16, 13ft...Book end doggies that earn each 87 bones !
  • REAL FANS SKINS: Not a lot of birds were circled today but only birds took skins in this field of 35 Slammers with one each to Smitty, Shortstack, GolfGeek and NivLac @ 37 bones a piece
  • GRUMPY'S 10 HOLE CLUB: Trickle Tickle care of Chubs and LuvLife care of Primo and Jewel
  • THANK YOU to GolfGeek who volunteered for the entire weekend as skins master and helped to collect all the group sheets as the Slammers came off the course so that the numbers would be input into the system on the bus ride from Baldwinsville to Binghamton

Quotables

  • That Petroleum (Patron) is s_ _ t!
  • McGoop, you might have sharded yourself on that drive!
  • Our bus is more fun than yours
  • Conk! Conk! Conk! Conk !
  • What will Rookie call himself next year ?
Event: Timber Banks
Fri Apr 15, 2016
Summary
Day one of our annual trek to Bingo as we have affectionately nicknamed this trip that seems to be the official kick off to our Slamming season each year. Two big busses with one named the "Conk" and the other the "Primo" and each is trying to outdo the other. Which is more fun, has the best tunage, the best peeps...seeming like a close call. More importantly we are all learning a little more about our Slammer friends ...Does TwinDad have twins? Yes he does... NiceHair does indeed have good locks, LuvLife really does love life, ZenGirl is always in the zone, Lucky is often lucky...and BackFlash? Well some of us know that story from Ocean City in 2011...All in all a great start to our Bingo getaway. Hope all Slammers are having a good start to their weekend, IronMaiden

Stars
ShortStack
What a day for the Stack ! No short stack here, no siree! He started this day with a 16-30-1 record against Malone, Swanny and TwinDad and came out on top on this sunny day in Balwinsville he won't soon forget ! Shortstack takes down Malone and Swanny and defends against TwinDad. Yes, mentioning names here twice is necessary. But that is not all she wrote as Shortstack records two birds and one holds up for the skin. One quarter of the skins pot for this guy. But that is not all. This happy story just never ends...because not only does he take a good chunk of change home for his skin but he takes home half, yes HALF the doggie pot today as he sticks one to 6 ft on the 4th hole. One hundred and twenty four bones in skins and doggie earnings today. Congrats!
Steel Crazy
Steel Crazy came into today's event with a nice rank that attracted certain Slammers....namely Smitty, IronMaiden and Lucky and he gets 'er done and holds on to his top 10 rank on the Slammer totem pole defending against all. S-Crazy goes in 8-14-2 and comes out on top. Two cutoff birdies on the back nine helped with this task. Well done !
Gator
Gator had a good start to his weekend defending his top 10 rank against AngryBird, GolfGeek and Sunshine and added two cutoff birds to his stats along with the six points from his matches to bring his winning average up a few percentage points. Awesome !
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 35
  • Scoring Average: 96
  • Birdie Average: 0.37
  • Course Rating: 10
  • Best aspects of course: Course was in incredible spring condition! Very green!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $77

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
ZenGirl [C21] Ali G [A28] 12 Trickle Tickle (r) [D180] Flash [B27] 10
Jewel [D6] Kaki [C23] 15 TwinDad [C35] Malone [O6] 11
ShortStack [O7] Malone [O6] 17 DJD [A25] McGoop [O3] 11
Corporal [C67] Grasshopper [B103] 18 Trickle Tickle (r) [D180] Chubs [A46] 11
SunShine [B49] Gator [B5] 11
TwinDad [C35] ShortStack [O7] 11
Ali G [A28] F6Noob [A16] 11
Ali G [A28] Cracker [B8] 11
SunShine [B49] GolfGeek [C14] 11
Kaki [C23] Red [C17] 12
Luvlife [D24] Red [C17] 12
TwinDad [C35] Swanny [A34] 12
Lucky [B19] IronMaiden [B13] 13
YipMeister [O5] McGoop [O3] 13
SunShine [B49] AngryBird [C6] 13
Lucky [B19] Steel Crazy [B4] 13
Corporal [C67] Rulz [A31] 14
Jewel [D6] Red [C17] 14
Luvlife [D24] Jewel [D6] 14
Luvlife [D24] Kaki [C23] 14
DJD [A25] Nivlac [A3] 14
ZenGirl [C21] Cracker [B8] 14
Corporal [C67] Dr. Pepper [B12] 14
Grasshopper [B103] Rulz [A31] 15
ZenGirl [C21] F6Noob [A16] 15
Nivlac [A3] McGoop [O3] 15
DJD [A25] YipMeister [O5] 15
Smitty [A21] Steel Crazy [B4] 15
Grasshopper [B103] Dr. Pepper [B12] 15
BackFlash [C65] Newsy [B110] 16
Cracker [B8] F6Noob [A16] 16
Rookie (r) [Unr] BackFlash [C65] 17
Rookie (r) [Unr] Newsy [B110] 17
NiceHair [B111] Newsy [B110] 17
Smitty [A21] Lucky [B19] 17
Smitty [A21] IronMaiden [B13] 17
BackFlash [C65] NiceHair [B111] 18
Rookie (r) [Unr] NiceHair [B111] 18
Chubs [A46] Flash [B27] 18
Swanny [A34] Malone [O6] 18
Swanny [A34] ShortStack [O7] 18
GolfGeek [C14] AngryBird [C6] 18
AngryBird [C6] Gator [B5] 18
GolfGeek [C14] Gator [B5] 18
YipMeister [O5] Nivlac [A3] 18
IronMaiden [B13] Steel Crazy [B4] 18
Rulz [A31] Dr. Pepper [B12] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
ShortStack 82 2 0 1 87 1 37 3-0-0 6
McGoop 76 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Steel Crazy 86 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
F6Noob 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Red 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Gator 91 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Newsy 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Dr. Pepper 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
IronMaiden 88 0 0 1 87 0 0 2-1-0 4
Flash 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Cracker 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Rulz 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Jewel 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Nivlac 86 1 0 0 0 1 37 1-1-1 3
GolfGeek 91 1 0 0 0 1 37 1-1-1 3
YipMeister 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Swanny 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Malone 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
AngryBird 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
BackFlash 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
NiceHair 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Chubs 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Lucky 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
ZenGirl 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Corporal 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Kaki 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Smitty 92 1 0 0 0 1 37 0-3-0 0
DJD 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Rookie (r) 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
TwinDad 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grasshopper 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Ali G 113 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
SunShine 117 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Luvlife 118 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Trickle Tickle (r) 122 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 5 4 3 4 4 5 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 5 4 3 4 4 36 72
ShortStack 3 6 4 2 6 5 6 4 4 40 5 6 5 4 6 4 3 4 5 42 82 1
Nivlac 5 5 5 4 4 5 6 3 5 42 4 6 6 5 4 5 3 5 6 44 86 1
GolfGeek 5 6 6 3 4 6 4 4 5 43 4 6 5 4 8 6 3 5 7 48 91 1
Smitty 5 5 3 3 5 6 8 4 6 45 4 6 6 6 7 4 5 5 4 47 92 1
McGoop 3 5 5 4 5 5 5 4 4 40 3 5 4 3 6 4 3 4 4 36 76 0
YipMeister 5 6 5 4 4 4 7 4 5 44 5 6 5 4 5 4 3 5 4 41 85 0
F6Noob 5 5 4 4 6 5 5 5 4 43 5 5 5 4 5 5 4 4 6 43 86 0
Steel Crazy 4 6 4 3 5 7 6 4 6 45 3 5 5 4 6 3 3 5 7 41 86 0
Swanny 5 5 5 4 6 4 5 5 5 44 5 6 4 3 6 4 4 4 6 42 86 0
Malone 4 6 5 3 5 5 5 4 6 43 4 6 5 3 7 4 4 6 5 44 87 0
Red 3 5 6 4 5 6 5 4 6 44 6 5 6 4 5 4 3 5 6 44 88 0
IronMaiden 4 5 4 4 6 7 6 4 5 45 4 7 4 3 5 4 3 5 8 43 88 0
Chubs 5 5 7 4 4 5 6 5 5 46 3 6 5 4 6 5 3 4 6 42 88 0
Flash 4 7 7 4 4 4 7 4 5 46 4 5 5 5 6 4 5 4 4 42 88 0
Gator 3 6 5 5 5 5 8 7 4 48 4 5 6 3 6 3 5 6 5 43 91 0
Cracker 4 8 6 4 7 5 6 3 4 47 5 5 5 3 7 5 5 4 5 44 91 0
AngryBird 5 6 4 4 7 5 5 3 6 45 4 7 8 4 6 5 4 4 5 47 92 0
BackFlash 6 7 5 4 7 5 5 3 5 47 5 5 5 4 8 6 4 4 6 47 94 0
Newsy 6 5 4 3 5 5 8 3 7 46 7 6 5 3 7 5 4 5 6 48 94 0
DJD 4 7 6 5 5 6 8 4 6 51 4 6 4 3 6 4 4 6 7 44 95 0
NiceHair 5 6 6 3 6 5 7 4 6 48 8 6 4 5 6 6 3 6 4 48 96 0
Dr. Pepper 4 7 5 3 5 8 7 4 5 48 4 8 5 5 7 7 4 7 5 52 100 0
Lucky 4 7 6 5 7 8 7 4 5 53 4 5 5 5 5 7 4 5 7 47 100 0
Rulz 5 8 5 5 5 7 6 5 4 50 5 6 8 5 6 4 7 4 6 51 101 0
ZenGirl 5 5 6 4 5 5 8 5 6 49 5 6 5 4 8 8 5 6 6 53 102 0
TwinDad 6 7 7 3 5 6 8 6 7 55 6 7 4 4 6 6 3 7 6 49 104 0
Corporal 6 6 6 4 7 8 8 4 5 54 8 7 5 5 8 4 3 4 6 50 104 0
Grasshopper 6 6 6 5 7 5 8 4 4 51 6 6 8 6 7 8 4 6 6 57 108 0
Ali G 5 8 7 5 6 6 8 5 8 58 7 6 8 4 7 7 4 5 7 55 113 0
Luvlife 7 8 7 5 7 6 8 3 6 57 6 8 7 6 8 5 6 7 8 61 118 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 4U 5U 6U 6U 7U 8U 9U - - - - - - -
3 5 5 4 5 5 5 4 4 3 5 - - - - - - -
4 7 6 5 5 6 8 4 6 4 6 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:
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