Notables - Chilly achieves his 500th event
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Some negotiating on challenges: SR begged Sutty to "please release me" (isn't that a 60's song?) and Sutty conceded in exchange for a beer or a match. SR produced a match (stick) on the 1st tee. So I guess they are all square!
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2 other guys went 3-0 but were passed over on stars due to lack of birds, dogs and skins. Great playing nonetheless
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First (fastest group) proposes a new slammer rule: that slow groups (2 holes behind) buy a pitcher of beer. Only problem with that of course, is you will have to wait for your beer - you guys want to rethink this?
Quotables
- Juice won't drink the water, but she licks her balls!
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Sympathy six?
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If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying
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I'd pick it up and put it in the grass
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He's a kid, he's a slut, he's a pom, and he's crack
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Fortunately for you, I played that hole even worse than you!
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I refuse to sign the G-damn score card
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Tue May 10, 2016
Summary
A great day at Stonebridge, finally nice sunny and warm weather to make the game thoroughly enjoyable. Pommie's first event as an OC. All seemed to go relatively smoothly, aided by an experienced and supportive group of slammers. Thanks to all! And especially to Maiden and KC for coaching me on how to enter results and complile this summary. Thanks also to IM for skins and to Juice for the doggies.
Stars |
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Pozzo |
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Coming in with lowest rank, 212 Pozzo (pronounced Pot-zo, not po-zo!) was inspired to move up the rankings. A clear choice for 1st star. Shooting 11 below median, goes 3-0 grabs a doggie and jumps up 80 places to 129 |
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IronMaiden |
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Defends her coveted #7 ranking against a serious threat from juice, going to 18 to defend. In typical IM fashion also grabs a dog and just cutoff on a skin |
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Cracker |
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The C-D (see-dy) player excels to go undefeated and chips in for a birdie skin on 12 to beat out the A boys. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 91
- Birdie Average: 0.35
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: Dry and warm. Greens suffered some discoloration, but ran true
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $57
- EG Member: $49
- EG Unl. Member: $42
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Supersy [140] |
Snafu [132] |
13 |
Wilford [212] |
Ticklar [37] |
14 |
Pozzo [211] |
Snafu [132] |
14 |
Pommie [202] |
KidsClub [56] |
14 |
Pozzo [211] |
Supersy [140] |
15 |
Pommie [202] |
Cracker [79] |
14 |
T-Bone [17] |
Skeeter [10] |
17 |
Stevie Ray [16] |
ShelGame [174] |
15 |
Pozzo [211] |
Metro [129] |
18 |
Wilford [212] |
Chilly [89] |
15 |
Gator [50] |
Intruder [19] |
18 |
F6Noob [76] |
Ticklar [37] |
15 |
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KidsClub [56] |
Cracker [79] |
15 |
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Stevie Ray [16] |
Juice [14] |
15 |
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Stevie Ray [16] |
IronMaiden [7] |
15 |
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Snafu [132] |
Metro [129] |
15 |
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Supersy [140] |
Metro [129] |
16 |
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Wilford [212] |
F6Noob [76] |
16 |
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ShelGame [174] |
IronMaiden [7] |
17 |
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Pommie [202] |
Sutty [73] |
17 |
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Gator [50] |
T-Bone [17] |
17 |
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Intruder [19] |
T-Bone [17] |
17 |
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Chilly [89] |
Ticklar [37] |
18 |
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Sutty [73] |
KidsClub [56] |
18 |
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ShelGame [174] |
Juice [14] |
18 |
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Juice [14] |
IronMaiden [7] |
18 |
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Cracker [79] |
Sutty [73] |
18 |
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Gator [50] |
Skeeter [10] |
18 |
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Intruder [19] |
Skeeter [10] |
18 |
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Chilly [89] |
F6Noob [76] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Pozzo |
87 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Ticklar |
81 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
T-Bone |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
IronMaiden |
84 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Juice |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Metro |
92 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
F6Noob |
84 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Cracker |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Skeeter |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
KidsClub |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Sutty |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
ShelGame |
88 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
40 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Chilly |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Gator |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Supersy |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Wilford |
92 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Intruder |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Pommie |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Snafu |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
35 |
71 |
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ShelGame |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
40 |
88 |
2 |
F6Noob |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
84 |
1 |
Chilly |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
38 |
86 |
1 |
Cracker |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
44 |
90 |
1 |
Ticklar |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
81 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
84 |
0 |
Juice |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
85 |
0 |
T-Bone |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
Pozzo |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
87 |
0 |
Skeeter |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
46 |
90 |
0 |
Gator |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
91 |
0 |
Wilford |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
48 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
44 |
92 |
0 |
Intruder |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
43 |
92 |
0 |
Metro |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
44 |
92 |
0 |
KidsClub |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
93 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
Sutty |
7 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
95 |
0 |
Supersy |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
52 |
100 |
0 |
Pommie |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
51 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
51 |
102 |
0 |
Snafu |
5 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
48 |
103 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
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5 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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