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Brockville LoGo

Notables

  • Four par threes today, a driver was used nine times and some from the yellow tees. We had a total of only six pars... BUT only one was worth 40 bones!
  • Thank you to GolfGeek for your QuickSnap Doggie report. I especially liked your "Wear the shoes you want - with QuickSnap!" However, maybe it was your three jack on nine, matching mine on fifteen.
  • ChocoMan seems to be vying for an OC position. Contacting course management about getting off earlier, and trying to run the report in the nineteenth.
  • Thanx AGAIN Mulder for your being a REALFAN and giving another great skins report. It even included this quotable - that will appear twice ... "If you got a bogey you may have won a skin" "I LIED I got the bogey skin!"
  • My favourite notable today is about the Tour and it's nicknames. Some people don't like them but MOST go along and very many may even adopt beards to match theirs.. Or doggy balls! Potter, our host isn't even sure how his came about, but yesterday I heard three different BCC members refer to him as Potter!
  • MILESTONE ALERT - Potter went 3-0 and with his second victory (vs BC) - he scored his 300th career point. Scrazy's par skin on the third hole was the 50th of his career. BearCat recorded his 25th.

Quotables

  • "Hey Ryan there is no water in the ball cleaner." "Potter, I am the starter - not the waterboy!" sic ed note - that may have a little embellishment.
  • "Brittany our server gets the first quote, inside. "I do have peanut butter at home. I also have bread and I don't live that far. I will go make you a sandwich. NO! I was kidding."
  • "I am 100% part right!"
  • "Being in the groove is overrated if the groove is pointed in the woods."
  • "It was my best round here, but the course still won!"
  • "Are you the OC?" I DO have OCd"
  • "It doesn't matter, if I mix up the bones - they are all coming back to me at the end."
  • "There are more quotables than golfers!" "There are almost more skins then there are golfers."
  • "I am impressed about the walkers!"
  • "Embolism Ridge"
  • "My cart couldn't even make it up that hill - it needed viagara."
  • "If you got a bogey you may have won a skin" "I LIED I got the bogey skin!"
  • "He had to take you to the eighteenth - you were in the same cart."
Event: Brockville
Sun May 15, 2016
Summary
What the HAIL was that! At least it wasn't like they had in Collingwood. Don't dismay all you weather watchers - it was still a great golf day and gave us a chance to use various pieces of equipment. He has OCd, he has an OC in his alter alter ego chOComan, and yes I am talking about Johnny Davies (pronounced Davis - for all of you following back home and may not be aware of Welsh pronunciations.

Stars
Cracker
WOW!!! Not only did he have all of the birdies today. How many events have you been at - where he had a skin? He has only had seven of them in his career. Well today - he had three of them. This Brockville first timer did a rare feat - he beat the course. Another reason for his star - at brunch, Debbie the server asked him for his phone number. He beat GolfGeek for the first time, and although by our ladder it was NOT an upset, the prognosticators state that it was. Or maybe it is the fact that SteelCrazy said "He took me to 18!". Now go see the last quotable
Grumpy
says ..... Everybody else for showing up, gets a point. All 100% Slammers stayed for the nineteenth and actively participated, so they get another point. The six of eight that walked get an additional point. The five at brunch get an additional point (Kookie said that I could have hers!). BearCat was the only one that sunk a putt (four footer) through the hailstones to get an additional point.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 8
  • Scoring Average: 101
  • Birdie Average: 0.13
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: Fairways to some . Potter to others
Kids
  • The Kids earned $9
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $55
  • EG Member: $47
  • EG Unl. Member: $41

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Potter [123] BearCat [73] 17 Grumpy [76] Mulder [53] 13
Potter [123] Mulder [53] 18 Grumpy [76] BearCat [73] 14
Grumpy [76] Potter [123] 14
Panda [497] Steel Crazy [19] 14
Panda [497] Cracker [69] 14
BearCat [73] Mulder [53] 14
GolfGeek [92] Steel Crazy [19] 16
GolfGeek [92] Cracker [69] 16
Panda [497] GolfGeek [92] 17
Cracker [69] Steel Crazy [19] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Steel Crazy 95 0 0 0 0 2 10 3-0-0 6
Potter 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Cracker 94 1 0 0 0 3 15 2-1-0 4
Mulder 100 0 0 0 0 2 10 2-1-0 4
BearCat 106 0 0 0 0 1 5 1-2-0 2
GolfGeek 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 111 0 0 1 40 0 0 0-3-0 0
Panda 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 5 4 4 5 4 3 37 4 4 4 5 4 3 4 3 4 35 72
Cracker 6 6 4 6 4 4 6 3 5 44 6 6 5 7 6 4 6 3 7 50 94 3
Steel Crazy 5 4 3 8 6 6 6 4 4 46 6 4 5 8 5 4 6 5 6 49 95 2
Mulder 6 5 5 7 6 6 5 4 5 49 5 5 5 6 4 6 7 5 8 51 100 2
BearCat 8 4 8 7 5 6 6 6 3 53 6 5 6 8 5 4 8 5 6 53 106 1
GolfGeek 6 5 6 6 6 5 7 4 4 49 6 5 5 8 4 5 6 3 6 48 97 0
Potter 5 6 4 7 8 5 6 4 5 50 7 6 5 6 6 4 6 3 6 49 99 0
Panda 8 5 4 8 5 5 7 8 4 54 6 6 6 7 7 4 6 4 7 53 107 0
Grumpy 5 5 8 8 7 6 8 5 5 57 7 5 7 7 7 4 6 3 8 54 111 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U AS AS 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 4U 4U 4U 5U 5U 6U - - - -
6 6 4 6 4 4 6 3 5 6 6 5 7 6 - - - -
8 5 4 8 5 5 7 8 4 6 6 6 7 7 - - - -
AS AS - - - -
RESULT: Cracker wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:
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