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Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Six par threes but only 3 dogs today. Hole 6, Panda at 12 feet. Hole 11, Mulder at 18 feet and Hole 17, Bearcat at 28 feet. Each Dog was worth $13. Thank you Chip Me In for presenting the Doggie report.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 8 skins today. Each was worth $5. Mulder on Holes 4, 11 and 14. Chip Me In on holes 8 and 16. Golf Geek on hole 9. Bearcat on hole 2 and Bogeyman on hole 18. Thank you Golf Geek for presenting the Skins report.
  • Mulder's Sesquicentennial (150th) Career event.
  • Bearcat's 10th Skin of the 2016 season.
  • Sutty's 30th point of the 2016 season.
  • Mulder's 30th Career Birdie.
  • There are two Inukshuk's at Arnprior.

Quotables

  • "We love hole 8. There were 22 strokes on it in our group." (Hole 8 is a par 3)
  • "Aim for the shade!!"
  • "A Bogey Skin on a par 3??"
  • "That's why we have day jobs."..."I'm retired."....."Then why are you still in C class?"
  • "Right club....wrong golfer."
  • "Be careful. The environmentalists are going to come after you. That tree is the home of the white bellied, multi dimpled callaway."
  • "Nice Drive!!"...."Duplicating it is my problem"....."Ahhhh I see. Often Imitated....Never Duplicated."
  • "8's are up."
  • "These two turkeys may be the only birds we see today."
  • "I'm playing so bad, you guys may 9 hole me today."
  • "When you said 'Just short of the green.' were you talking about my second shot or his drive?"
  • "Can I have a Radler?"...."Do those come in a Men's variety?"
  • "Nice shot!!"...."I DO still have some self respect."
  • "That's Charity."
Event: Sand Point
Sun Jul 31, 2016
Summary
WELCOME TO MULDER'S SESQUICENTENNIAL EVENT. If you have not been out to Sandpoint this year, you HAVE to go. The course has been going through constant improvements. The club house has some of the best food around. The fairways are in amazing shape. You are hard pressed to find any burn. Something many courses can't claim considering this dry year. The greens were like walking on a thinly carpeted concrete floor. They are rolling great. 8 Slammers braved the heat and trekked up to Braeside to play this Ottawa Valley gem with it's great views overlooking the Ottawa River and all had a fantastic day. But to me this day was extra special. I shot my first ever sub 90 round. So everyone enjoyed a pint on Mulder. (Maybe that's why they unanimously voted to make me first star!!!). And today I found a little tidbit out. I will call it "Sutty's Slammer History Lesson." It was at Sandpoint that the term 'Pommie' was first used to denote a ball bouncing out of the woods back into play. All that being said, Sandpoint gets Mulder's patented seal of approval. ............... Mulder out!

Stars
Mulder
I didn't have to debate putting myself as a star when the great group I was in put a motion forward to make me the first star and it passed unanimously. I appreciate the gang respecting my first ever sub 90 round. The alien showed up with a Trifecta on hole 11. The Birdie, A doggie and one of my three skins. Add in the 3-0 record and we have a new number 32 on tour (climbing 40 spots). What a way to celebrate my sesquicentenniel event on the tour.
BearCat
Antrim truck stop can count on a breakfast customer whenever we play Arnprior or Mountain Creek. And Slammers can count on a good round when the Bearcat has his Antrim breakfast. He snagged a birdie, a skin and a dog en route to a 3-0 record. Do the Bearcat!!! doot doot......doot doot doot...doot doot....do the Bearcat!!
GolfGeek
He may think he had trouble with his driver but the Golfgeek went 2-1, with a birdie and a skin. In fact, after I announced this star, it prompted the last quotable. But I stand by my award.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 8
  • Scoring Average: 98
  • Birdie Average: 0.38
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: Debate. Fairways were in great shape and the greens were hard as rock and rolling true.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $9
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $41
  • EG Member: $34
  • EG Unl. Member: $28

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Mulder [72] Chipmein [32] 14 GolfGeek [90] Mulder [72] 14
GolfGeek [90] Chipmein [32] 15 Panda [141] TwinDad [189] 15
BogeyMan [116] BearCat [69] 16
Panda [141] BogeyMan [116] 16
Sutty [136] Mulder [72] 16
Panda [141] BearCat [69] 17
Sutty [136] GolfGeek [90] 17
TwinDad [189] BearCat [69] 18
Sutty [136] Chipmein [32] 18
TwinDad [189] BogeyMan [116] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Mulder 86 1 0 1 13 3 15 3-0-0 6
BearCat 96 1 0 1 13 1 5 3-0-0 6
GolfGeek 95 1 0 0 0 1 5 2-1-0 4
BogeyMan 97 0 0 0 0 1 5 1-1-1 3
TwinDad 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Chipmein 99 0 0 0 0 2 10 0-2-1 1
Sutty 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Panda 110 0 0 1 13 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 5 4 5 3 4 3 4 35 4 3 5 3 4 4 4 3 5 35 70
Mulder 6 3 5 4 7 4 7 5 6 47 4 2 6 4 4 5 5 3 6 39 86 3
Chipmein 6 5 6 6 8 5 6 4 5 51 6 3 6 4 7 7 4 5 6 48 99 2
GolfGeek 5 4 5 5 8 4 8 5 3 47 5 4 7 3 7 6 6 4 6 48 95 1
BearCat 7 2 6 5 5 5 5 5 7 47 4 5 6 5 6 9 5 3 6 49 96 1
BogeyMan 7 4 6 6 6 3 6 6 5 49 6 3 8 4 7 6 5 4 5 48 97 1
TwinDad 5 4 7 5 8 4 5 6 4 48 4 4 6 5 6 7 7 3 8 50 98 0
Sutty 5 4 8 8 5 5 5 5 4 49 8 5 7 3 5 5 6 5 7 51 100 0
Panda 6 6 6 8 8 3 7 5 6 55 6 5 6 4 6 8 8 5 7 55 110 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 8
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 1U 2U 1U 1U AS 1U 2U 3U 2U 3U 3U 4U - -
6 3 5 4 7 4 7 5 6 4 2 6 4 4 5 5 - -
5 4 8 8 5 5 5 5 4 8 5 7 3 5 5 6 - -
1U AS AS - -
RESULT: Mulder wins 4 and 2 Start match at hole:
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