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Notables

  • Rooster joined the hole in one club
  • MILESTONES: Mulder – 300th loss. Happened officially on the 13th hole at the hands of Potter, but unofficially – it was his phone.
  • Bagger – 200th career point was obtained when BigGuy shook his hand after twelve.
  • When AngryBird shook hands with Dracula after the twelfth, it was Dracula’s 400th career point
  • Out of bounds – holes 17 and 18 … many funny stories have always been shared on this course at these two holes. The road that we travel on to come here is called Boundary. When you are ON boundary (or across it), then you are OUT of bounds. Did you know, that every street post along the road has a white OoB stake nailed to it … you are actually out of bounds in approximately the last foot of grass along the way.
  • Reminder that the tee blocks are NOT intended to be a lifetime assignment, sometimes there may be requests to move back or forward, and it will depend on constructive recommendations. Dracula has been warned that Grumpy has submitted a request for him to become a T6 . “He has earned it!”
  • Commish Cup – trivia question: How impressive is two in a row (3 overall) defending champion’s former capt’s record – 59 points as a result of being on six straight teams (almost ten points per).
  • Group five - Congratulations to Bubba. First for improving so much that he has been precluded from the D division’s TC. His next match was to be vs Grumpy. They played today in a Faux TC D match and another congrats to the Bubba. They shook hands after 16. Earlier Wilford extended his undefeated record vs Grumpy to 21, and Rooster won his fourth straight match of his rookie season (he is now at 6-0 career) welcome to the Tour!
  • THANK YOUs to the following .....
  • The first to CPGA pro Thom Miller, for the prizes and great interaction to get our event squeezed in and off without a glitch.
  • Secondly to our QUICKSNAP doggy Master Wilford – he collected, he stayed to do his report, in spite of a three hour drive home, and maybe MOSTLY for entertaining the 19th hole crowd with his abuse of the OC.
  • Our third thank you goes to Mulder. Under pressure to get the skins in quickly – with no easy link to the system – and using the laptop of our untechie (sorry Jamie – kind of!) OC. When as he was doing the Broker4Tickets report, he corrected an error ‘on the fly’ and did a great job! Well at least until he started his political advertisements, and I like Harper too
  • Bubba (fourthly) donated a Marshes golf pass – for the first star.
  • To Kookie (#5) for sharing with us her humour about Jonathan Livingston Seagull, and to KidsClub (sixth) for being the only one to acknowledge.
  • The last notable is about a rule … it is a warning. I have been an OC for a long time and I witness many different scenarios at the 19th. When you get together and sign a scorecard and hand it in – you have agreed to what is written – you should actually verify all 18 holes. When I do a report I verify all that I can – when I see an anomaly, I ask the foursome and make the change. I did it today – but cannot any longer – SO FRIENDS please verify your 18 hole scores, before you sign it!

Quotables

  • “Awesome! Angry Bird is playing, I can get my three beers.”
  • Late as he is waiting for the train to pass … “Wow, this is the longest train that I have ever seen.”
  • “Kricket was a D, Kricket was a C, today this 18th ranked B.” “You forgot to mention that I used to be C and that I used to be a B.”
  • “He climbed Everest!” “AND?” “He skied down.”
  • Mulder always brings a bag of nuts. “Anybody want Mulder’s nuts?”
  • “I use pink doggy balls cause I will get them back!”
  • “Why do McGoop and J$ drive the ball so far?” “They have had a couple of inches added to their shaft.” “Does OHIP cover that?”
  • “My drive on seven was three feet off the green. It was the twelfth green but I felt good anyways.”
  • “I’m trying to shake the Monkee off my back!”
  • “I have found my phone!”
  • “Is he a T4 or a T4-A?
  • “If you put your hand in a fire and burn it, would you do it again?” “Yes! I am stupid!”
  • “He is like a wizard. He is the Gandalf of golf.”
  • Great nineteenth hole, “I like interactive reports!”
  • “I FOUND MY PHONE!!!”
Event: Prescott
Fri Aug 26, 2016
Summary
The legendary Sam Snead is the only male golfer to have won a tournament on the LPGA Tour. He won the 1962 Royal Poinciana Plaza Invitational finishing with a 5 shot lead. Thank you Prescott GC for this tidbit, the three star prizes, and the greatest facility (I've never seen the course in better shape) that I can recall them lending us for a few hours. Thom was doing a great job with course management, juggling a mini shotgun, another group starting on back nine and five groups of Slammers doing the loop from 1-18 in just a little over four hours. Did you know that 132 (that I know of) Slammers are participating in the Ottawa Sun Scramble this week. In fact there are 39 playing today at GreyHawk.

Stars
Potter
Three upsets means a 3-0 record. Potter shot five below his scoring median today and collected a SKIN. He entered today’s event as rank #104 and started his climb up the ladder. When Mulder shook his hand, he was elevated 41 spots to #63. After seventeen – Kricket gave up spot #36. The final victim was Kids Club and when he couldn’t beat Potter’s bogey on the last hole, gave up #34. Potter entered today with only eight in the field ranked lower, and ended as the third highest ranked at #35.
Bagger
Was almost third star (you had to be there), need to thank SuperSy for providing the deciding factoid. Bagger defeated BigGuy 7 and 6, then went on to eighteen for his last two matches to end. He was all square with BearCat after seventeen. His par on 18 won him the match and moved him from 254 to 77. The last match ended as a draw with Inch, who won 16 and then they halved the last two holes. Congrats on winning your golf glove. Thom said that you could trade it in if it is (that's right - five two letter words in a row starting with "I") the wrong hand or size.
Intruder
“Score doesn’t matter!” Record is 2-0-1, but apparently according to our favourite Persian mathematician, he can’t be second star, if he didn’t beat SuperSy, He did leave this event as the highest ranking Slammer (#31) by defeating Monkee (and T-Bone) 4 and 3. I guess that he thought the matches were all over and he forget to finish his last holes allowing the Sy draw. You look like a BearCat wanna be – first by hitting your ball across the street, and now by wearing the orange Prescott hat, same as BC, wore today!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 92
  • Birdie Average: 0.45
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $27
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $42
  • EG Member: $36
  • EG Unl. Member: $30

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Bagger [254] BigGuy [121] 12 AngryBird [118] Dracula [52] 12
Inch [128] BigGuy [121] 12 Grumpy [126] Rooster (r) [81] 13
Potter [104] Mulder [63] 13 Mulder [63] KidsClub [34] 14
Wilford [171] Grumpy [126] 14 BigGuy [121] BearCat [77] 14
Intruder [50] Monkee [31] 15 Bubba [130] Rooster (r) [81] 14
Dracula [52] Steel Crazy [37] 15 Mulder [63] Kricket [36] 15
Bubba [130] Grumpy [126] 16 Green Arrow (r) [167] Dracula [52] 15
Potter [104] Kricket [36] 17 T-Bone [76] Intruder [50] 15
Wilford [171] Bubba [130] 17 Supersy [87] Monkee [31] 16
Green Arrow (r) [167] AngryBird [118] 17 Kricket [36] KidsClub [34] 17
Green Arrow (r) [167] Steel Crazy [37] 17 Inch [128] BearCat [77] 17
Potter [104] KidsClub [34] 18 Supersy [87] T-Bone [76] 17
Bagger [254] BearCat [77] 18 AngryBird [118] Steel Crazy [37] 17
T-Bone [76] Monkee [31] 18
Bagger [254] Inch [128] 18
Supersy [87] Intruder [50] 18
Wilford [171] Rooster (r) [81] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Dracula 78 1 0 0 0 1 16 3-0-0 6
Potter 87 1 0 0 0 1 16 3-0-0 6
Rooster (r) 94 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Intruder 86 0 0 1 20 0 0 2-0-1 5
Bagger 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
BearCat 90 1 0 1 20 1 16 2-1-0 4
KidsClub 89 0 0 1 20 0 0 2-1-0 4
Green Arrow (r) 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Wilford 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Inch 89 0 0 1 20 0 0 1-1-1 3
T-Bone 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Monkee 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Steel Crazy 89 2 0 1 20 0 0 1-2-0 2
Kricket 92 0 0 0 0 1 16 1-2-0 2
Bubba 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Supersy 87 3 0 0 0 2 32 0-2-1 1
Mulder 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
AngryBird 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
BigGuy 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 3 5 3 5 3 4 35 70
Supersy 5 6 7 2 4 5 3 5 4 41 5 5 5 4 6 4 7 5 5 46 87 2
Dracula 5 4 4 4 7 5 4 5 3 41 4 4 5 3 4 3 5 3 6 37 78 1
Potter 5 5 5 3 6 5 5 5 4 43 3 7 6 4 6 3 6 4 5 44 87 1
BearCat 5 5 6 3 6 6 5 6 4 46 4 3 7 5 6 3 8 3 5 44 90 1
Kricket 4 6 6 5 6 5 6 5 4 47 4 6 5 3 6 3 8 6 4 45 92 1
T-Bone 5 4 6 4 6 4 4 4 4 41 6 5 5 4 6 3 5 4 5 43 84 0
Monkee 5 4 6 3 6 4 5 4 3 40 5 5 5 5 6 3 6 4 5 44 84 0
Intruder 6 4 5 3 5 6 5 6 3 43 4 4 4 4 5 3 7 6 6 43 86 0
KidsClub 6 5 4 3 7 5 6 5 3 44 5 5 5 4 6 3 6 5 6 45 89 0
Bagger 5 5 6 4 5 6 4 6 5 46 4 4 5 4 6 5 7 4 4 43 89 0
Steel Crazy 5 7 5 4 4 5 6 4 5 45 5 4 6 2 6 4 6 5 6 44 89 0
Inch 5 5 5 4 8 5 5 4 3 44 5 5 5 6 7 4 5 4 4 45 89 0
Green Arrow (r) 5 4 4 3 8 4 5 4 4 41 5 7 4 5 8 5 7 4 5 50 91 0
Rooster (r) 6 6 6 4 7 5 5 6 5 50 4 5 7 2 6 5 7 4 4 44 94 0
Mulder 7 6 7 3 8 6 5 5 4 51 5 4 7 4 6 3 8 4 7 48 99 0
AngryBird 5 6 6 4 8 4 6 7 4 50 4 5 7 4 8 3 5 6 8 50 100 0
Wilford 6 6 6 3 7 8 6 5 4 51 6 5 8 4 5 5 6 4 6 49 100 0
Bubba 8 7 6 4 8 6 5 5 4 53 5 7 5 5 7 3 6 4 5 47 100 0
BigGuy 6 7 6 5 8 6 5 6 5 54 4 6 7 4 7 5 7 4 5 49 103 0
Grumpy 8 6 8 3 7 6 7 6 6 57 6 7 6 4 6 4 7 4 6 50 107 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 2U 1U 1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 3U 4U 3U 4U 5U - - -
5 4 4 4 7 5 4 5 3 4 4 5 3 4 3 - - -
5 7 5 4 4 5 6 4 5 5 4 6 2 6 4 - - -
AS - - -
RESULT: Dracula wins 5 and 3 Start match at hole:
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