Notables - QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Dracula had the only dog of the day with a 36 footer on 14 worth a tidy 55 bones. Thank you Irons for taking on the Doggie Master role and presenting the report.
- BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 8 skins today, each worth 6 bones. ironically, the Kids won more money with the leftovers than any one skin was worth. Do the math if you want to understand how. On to the winners. T-Bird with par skins on 1 and 15 and a birdie skin on 18. NoCents with a parskin on 11 and a birdie skin on 12. Dracula with a par skin on 17. Irons with an EAGLE skin on 4. And Mulder with a par skin on 2. Thank you Grumpy for getting the scores entered and presenting the Skins Report.
- Dracula won his 220th event of his career.
- Blue played a day after his birthday. Happy Birthday Fellow Leaf Fan!! May you have many more in your future.
- T-Bird bagged his 175th career victory and his 380th career point.
- Twindad played in his 20th event of the year and with his score of 97 is now a C class golfer!! Congratulations!!
- Twindad also got his 15th win of the year, his 35th point and his 60th career win.
- Mulder played in is 85th event of the year and got his 70th win of the season(and his 71st and 72nd). As well as his 320th career point and his 150th point of the season.
- Irons got his 175th point of the year to go with his first Eagle. (He has 3 career Eagles now on the tour.)
- NoCents got his 5th birdie of the season.
Quotables
- "Great Drive! Straight as an arrow and short as a pitching wedge."
- "Do you guys smell pee? I swear I smell pee."........"Did you get some on yourself?"........."No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop always falls on your pants."
- "This time if you smell pee, it may be mine."
- (After hitting left on 9)....."No worries, no one's playing on 1 in this weather."......."There ARE people playing on 1."......"What are they? Crazy? Who golfs in this wind?"
- "One of these scores is not like the others."......."Thanks Sesame Street."
- "Where's the Green Tee?.....Man I wish I had some green tea."
- "Are there any warm alcoholic beverages?"
- "ChiChi says Dry Balls are Happy Balls."......"So does my Doctor."
- "If kids money is 50 cents per three putt, why is there 85 cents in the pot?"....."Maybe someone is cheap."....."Or maybe someone left a tip!."
- "I already told the wife and now she is expecting me to take her to dinner."
- "This will be the shortest doggie report in history."......(slammers keep talking and cutting off report)...."Now it's already the third longest doggie report in history."
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Sun Oct 23, 2016
Summary
Jonathan and the Mountain Creek team once again hosted some really brave Slammers today. The temp was sub 10C but the winds were gusting over 50km/h which made for some fun approach shots. The sun was out in full force to help warm the bones that were being chilled by the winds and the leaves were in full bloom to help keep Slammer spirits up. The 11 brave souls managed to get the round done in about 4 hours before warming up in the clubhouse. Thanks Grumpy for picking up the skins duties and Irons for the doggie report. As an added bonus, on the way out of Arnprior, Twindad and Seeker were spotted by Mulder at the Antrim Truck Stop where gas was a good 8 cents cheaper per litre than in Kanata. All the more reason to make a treak up the valley. ........................................................ ....................................................... Mulder Out
Stars |
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Dracula |
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The Translyvanian Express rolled through Mountain Creek today and sucked the blood out of the competition, all a week before Halloween. Dracula is our first star going 3-0 against some very tough company. He was one of only three players to shoot below their median in tough windy conditions, he had a skin and the only dog of the day walking away with 61 bones. Very nice round. |
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NoCents |
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made no cents. But he did make a few dollars with a couple of skins today. He also went 2-0 and climbed over 100 spots in the rankings taking down number 32. Nice job!! |
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Mulder |
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is pleased to give the third star to the drainage system at Mountain Creek. After three solid days of rain, the fairways and greens recovered extremely well. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 11
- Scoring Average: 93
- Birdie Average: 0.18
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: Drainage System (today). Greens were in very good shape too.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $40
- EG Member: $33
- EG Unl. Member: $28
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Mulder [97] |
TwinDad [95] |
15 |
Bookie [86] |
NoCents [139] |
12 |
NoCents [139] |
Irons [32] |
15 |
Tesla [61] |
Dracula [20] |
12 |
T-bird [49] |
Blue [47] |
18 |
Seeker [305] |
Mulder [97] |
12 |
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Grumpy [94] |
Mulder [97] |
13 |
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Seeker [305] |
TwinDad [95] |
15 |
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Tesla [61] |
T-bird [49] |
15 |
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Bookie [86] |
Irons [32] |
15 |
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Tesla [61] |
Blue [47] |
16 |
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Grumpy [94] |
TwinDad [95] |
17 |
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Seeker [305] |
Grumpy [94] |
17 |
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Blue [47] |
Dracula [20] |
17 |
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T-bird [49] |
Dracula [20] |
17 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Dracula |
82 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
55 |
1 |
6 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Mulder |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
T-bird |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
18 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
NoCents |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
12 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
TwinDad |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Irons |
88 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
Blue |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Grumpy |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Tesla |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Bookie |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
Seeker |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
34 |
70 |
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T-bird |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
39 |
85 |
3 |
NoCents |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
42 |
85 |
2 |
Dracula |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
82 |
1 |
Irons |
5 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
88 |
1 |
Mulder |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
47 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
48 |
95 |
1 |
Blue |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
87 |
0 |
Tesla |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
94 |
0 |
Bookie |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
95 |
0 |
TwinDad |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
54 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
97 |
0 |
Grumpy |
7 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
53 |
107 |
0 |
Seeker |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
54 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
56 |
110 |
0 |
TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
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8 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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