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Notables

  • MILESTONE (1) ALERT - today Rulz played event #500, CONGRATS your watch is coming. He is the eighth Slammer to play 500. He was fifth to play 400, and third to play 300. He was the first to play 100 & 200. What does that say to you? Come out and play once in a while Commish.
  • MILESTONE (2) chill became the 23rd Slammer to get 175 birdies. This one is good for a Broker4Tickets skin.
  • MILESTONE (3) LuvLife joined a pretty exclusive (only 22 others are in it) club today - losing her 1000th bone
  • EAGLE ALERT - yes AGAIN. This time the Quebec teacher on March break is ready to complain that he 'just missed' his albatross. Congrats T-Bird, I hope that it held up for a skin.
  • Pommie plays in EVERY event. However, here in Mexico - he has been replaced by Palmy.
  • D-Man ... what a buddy! Vespa is a no-show (in Cuba they call that a Mulligan), and his buddy D-Man hauls his clubs throughout the whole course. Unfortunately for D-Man who isnt aware of the rule (you are only allowed 14 clubs), so now MUST pay the consequence.. Ask around and familiarize yourself - what is the call when you have too many clubs in match play?
  • RipZone, will he make it three days in a row as a star? His 6-0 record is now 6-3, so I doubt it.
  • Speaking of three days in a row - MsDemeanor beat her median again today. You keep that up and you will be a C soon.
  • I see that chill has an A game score today.
  • There is a new #1D (he beat #1C). Grumpy!

Quotables

  • "Nice snow-b*tch!"
  • "Hey Gator is the iguana a relative of yours?" "Yes a distant cousin."
  • "Hey Ernie Els, try another putt." "Here try my putter!"
  • "There's Marie's hair on hole 11."
  • "These wet faceclothes make nice epilets."
  • "I know that there are no gimme birdies, but can we give one for an eagle?" "You know what this is? A no pressure par!"
  • "Hello jungle, my old friend. I've come to walk in you again."
Event: Playa Paraiso
Fri Mar 3, 2017
Summary
Well day three means that tonight after golf - we have a group dinner at Hashiru. Japanese teppan where these entertaining cooks learned the art of (say this carefully) Teppanyaki. Dracula and DJD stayed and played additional golf today. It is pretty hot when we finish but the nice breeze makes it bearable. Pool(s), beach, and so much more to do (McDonalds, Campbells, and the other McDonalds played some tennis - as did SuLu. Apparently Lulu has been know to play the occasional game before today.

Stars
Hollywood
A score not indicative of his scoring median, in the first two events this week. But score doesn't matter in match play. Wins DO! What a foursome - after today these four BEAUTIES (thanx THUNDER), have played a total of 29 career events. Hollywood goes 3-0 and earns 5 points for those wins. What about that shot on hole twelve? The trifecta for landing his doggy ball within three feet. By the way, I just got off the phone with his mom (BOSS HOGG) and she says that we should call him Piglet. I LIKE IT - you?
SunShine
Revenge is best served with a 36 bone doggy. Remember that final event on November 16, 2014 at Greensmere? SunShine landed a tight doggy but was cut off by Dracula. Today the two doggie masters had a measure off in front of all and declared her the winner by about 14 inches. Oh yeah - she did go 3-0, and the most important win was her upset over Gatorette, moving her from 175 to 88, on the Slammer ladder.
Crowbush
Goes 3-0 for the second time on this trip. Did I mention that he has only played six matches and is 6-0. His doggy on six came with some abuse about signing his ball complete with SIN, DOB, and area code. Welcome rookie - come again and win more.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 31
  • Scoring Average: 100
  • Birdie Average: 0.35
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: not one coati today
Kids
  • The Kids earned $25

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Bainsey [C61] MsDemeanor [C60] 12 Vespa [D204] Chipmein [B34] WDN
Kaki [C62] Gatorette [C14] 15 Mulder [C15] T-bird [A11] 10
Dyke [B31] Ripzone [B10] 16 Jo Jo (r) [D31] chill [B11] 10
DMan (r) [D203] Chipmein [B34] 18 Vespa [D204] Crowbush [B33] WDN
Grumpy [D2] Gator [B16] 18 MsDemeanor [C60] Sunny [B37] 11
Lulu [D22] Sunny [B37] 11
Luvlife [D16] SunShine [B66] 11
Luvlife [D16] Kaki [C62] 11
Vespa [D204] DMan (r) [D203] WDN
Jo Jo (r) [D31] Rox [D15] 12
Rox [D15] chill [B11] 12
DMan (r) [D203] Crowbush [B33] 12
Chipmein [B34] Crowbush [B33] 12
Ripzone [B10] Malone [O3] 13
Grumpy [D2] T-bird [A11] 13
Gator [B16] T-bird [A11] 13
Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C13] Hollywood [A67] 13
Luvlife [D16] Gatorette [C14] 13
Foozler [C66] Hollywood [A67] 13
Lulu [D22] Bainsey [C61] 14
DJD [A12] Dracula [A10] 14
Gatorette [C14] SunShine [B66] 14
DJD [A12] Dashing Dave [O8] 14
Mick D (r) [C92] Hollywood [A67] 14
Bainsey [C61] Sunny [B37] 16
Mulder [C15] Grumpy [D2] 16
Mick D (r) [C92] Foozler [C66] 16
Mulder [C15] Gator [B16] 16
Dracula [A10] Dashing Dave [O8] 16
Dyke [B31] Rulz [A17] 17
Dyke [B31] Malone [O3] 17
Kaki [C62] SunShine [B66] 17
Ripzone [B10] Rulz [A17] 18
Rulz [A17] Malone [O3] 18
Lulu [D22] MsDemeanor [C60] 18
Foozler [C66] Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C13] 18
Mick D (r) [C92] Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C13] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Hollywood 86 2 0 1 36 1 24 3-0-0 6
Crowbush 83 1 0 1 36 0 0 3-0-0 6
SunShine 98 0 0 1 36 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-bird 88 0 1 0 0 1 24 3-0-0 6
Sunny 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Malone 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Dashing Dave 75 4 0 0 0 1 24 2-0-0 4
chill 83 1 0 0 0 1 24 2-0-0 4
Rulz 89 1 0 0 0 1 24 2-1-0 4
Bainsey 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Kaki 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
DMan (r) 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Foozler 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Rox 101 0 0 1 36 0 0 1-1-0 2
Dracula 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Dyke 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Stylin Guy (We Remember) 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Chipmein 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Gator 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Gatorette 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Mick D (r) 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
MsDemeanor 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Lulu 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Ripzone 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
DJD 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Mulder 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Jo Jo (r) 118 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Luvlife 125 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Vespa WDN 0-3-0 0
Auldphart (r) WDN 0-0-0 0
Pikachu (r) WDN 0-0-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 4 4 5 3 5 4 4 36 4 4 3 4 5 4 4 3 5 36 72
Dashing Dave 5 3 4 3 5 2 5 6 5 38 4 5 4 5 4 3 4 3 5 37 75 1
chill 4 3 3 4 5 3 6 6 5 39 5 4 4 5 5 5 4 6 6 44 83 1
Hollywood 4 5 4 6 6 3 7 6 4 45 5 5 2 4 4 4 6 5 6 41 86 1
T-bird 4 3 5 6 3 5 7 4 4 41 7 6 3 4 5 7 5 3 7 47 88 1
Rulz 6 5 4 4 7 3 4 7 4 44 5 5 4 6 6 6 4 3 6 45 89 1
Sunny 5 4 4 5 5 3 6 5 5 42 5 5 3 4 5 5 4 4 6 41 83 0
Crowbush 5 3 6 5 6 2 6 4 5 42 5 4 4 5 5 4 5 3 6 41 83 0
Dracula 5 4 4 6 6 4 6 5 4 44 4 4 4 4 4 5 6 3 6 40 84 0
Malone 4 3 5 5 6 4 5 5 4 41 5 4 6 5 6 4 6 3 6 45 86 0
Dyke 4 8 5 3 5 4 6 5 4 44 5 6 4 6 6 5 5 4 6 47 91 0
DJD 4 4 5 7 7 3 7 6 6 49 5 4 4 4 5 5 6 4 8 45 94 0
Ripzone 5 6 6 6 5 5 7 6 4 50 5 7 3 5 6 4 5 3 6 44 94 0
Bainsey 4 4 4 5 8 3 8 7 4 47 4 4 4 5 7 8 7 4 5 48 95 0
Stylin Guy (We Remember) 5 4 5 6 6 3 8 6 5 48 7 6 5 5 8 4 5 4 6 50 98 0
Foozler 5 3 4 6 8 4 8 6 4 48 7 5 5 5 6 5 5 5 7 50 98 0
Rox 6 3 5 6 6 5 7 5 5 48 6 5 6 6 8 6 7 4 5 53 101 0
Chipmein 6 5 7 4 7 5 6 6 7 53 5 6 4 5 6 5 6 5 8 50 103 0
DMan (r) 6 5 6 8 5 4 8 8 6 56 5 5 5 5 6 6 7 3 6 48 104 0
Gator 7 4 7 6 6 4 6 6 5 51 7 8 5 5 7 5 4 4 8 53 104 0
Grumpy 6 3 5 5 6 7 8 8 5 53 5 7 6 4 7 8 4 5 8 54 107 0
Mulder 7 4 8 8 6 6 8 6 8 61 7 7 4 4 8 4 5 4 7 50 111 0
Gatorette 6 4 5 6 8 4 8 6 8 55 6 7 5 6 7 8 8 4 8 59 114 0
Luvlife 7 5 8 8 8 4 8 8 7 63 7 7 5 7 8 8 7 5 8 62 125 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 4U 3U 3U 2U 2U 1U 1U 2U 3U - -
5 3 4 3 5 2 5 6 5 4 5 4 5 4 3 4 - -
5 4 4 6 6 4 6 5 4 4 4 4 4 4 5 6 - -
AS - -
RESULT: Dashing Dave wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:
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