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Notables

  • MILESTONE ALERT - Malone's skin on hole #8 was the 300th of his career - he is in second place - wanna guess who is first? He also won his 1000th doggy bone today. Grumpy had a birdie on hole one and it was his 75th already.
  • Tenth rookie event - Stylin Guy played his tenth event as a rookie today. He now gets a free entry into the Ottawa Sun Scramble.
  • Trivia question - who is the first Slammer to play ten events this season? Of course you can all go look, but I will save you the time - it is LuvLife.
  • REMINDER TO ALL YOU SLAMMERS - are your dogs and skins bones all paid up? Did you enter an extra event?
  • We had many examples in our group of questionable lies, found/lost balls, and rulings explanations to rookies. - read tomorrow's final report and start discussing these - possibly in one of those fantastic FACEBOOK messenger group pages.

Quotables

  • "Designed by P.B.Dye! ... This is my first time playing a course designed by him. Now I get it, all his greens fall off!"
  • "That was a Jameson blip!"
  • "Another Monica Lewinsky!"
  • "Did you lay up Malone?" "Shut up!" "Hey Andy is that your shot?" "Yes, I laid up."
  • "Would this compare as a tough course?" "For sure - this course should add five strokes to your score." "Is that on each nine?"
  • "Hey guys - can you see me?" "Yes you are right there." " Actually you are in that cart driving toward your ball"
  • "I am too serious? It is YOU discussing DRC during a round of golf."
  • "When you see three of them, always aim for the one in the middle." "I have a stigmatism - so I aim for the one on the right."
  • "Listen to those birds squawking!" "They are fighting over a ProV1."
  • "What did you get?" "I have a five." "I am lying five - is this good for a six?" "Yes good!" "Did you hit your second shot to the front of the green?" "Oh no - I had a six!" please read tomorrow's report - rules section - did the guy who picked up his ball get a six or have to take a seven?
Event: Playa Paraiso
Sun Mar 5, 2017
Summary
Play in paradise ... Imagine a beautiful postcard landscape surrounded by nature, exotic wildlife, and ancient ruins. Playa Paraíso is an extraordinary location where the gentle sea breeze, the warm sun, the lush jungle vegetation, and world-renowned archaeological landmarks are very real. Designed by P.B.Dye! Myranda was our Vanna White last night. Thank you for handing out all of the prizing. Tomorrow's event is our last in Paradise - this event is COMPLETE!

Stars
Foozler
The votes are in. Foozler is the first star for the second time this week. Today his IBEROstar points were accumulated by going 3-0. This D player had a B score and would like to thank Kaki & DJD for his birdie skin on hole six. You will have to ask them why.
DJD
His three wins & two dogs are worth enough IBEROstar points. As reported above - ask him what happened on hole six. Hey DJD should there have been three dogs?
Mick D (r)
Welcome rookie MickD - but maybe according to his doggy ball - we should be saying McDee.. I am so sorry - but I missed Mick's awesome doggy in my report and it vaulted him to this third star status in only his third event. Here's hoping that we get to see McDee more often.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 27
  • Scoring Average: 98
  • Birdie Average: 0.52
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $27
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Sunny [100] Mulder [94] 12 Gatorette [93] Ripzone [34] 10
Mick D (r) [395] Rox [299] 16 Luvlife [300] SunShine [91] 11
Mick D (r) [395] Foozler [298] 17 Vespa (r) [1046] DJD [35] 11
Rox [299] Foozler [298] 18 Gatorette [93] Kaki [92] 11
Rulz [32] Dracula [28] 18 Luvlife [300] Hollywood Hogg [88] 11
Jo Jo (r) [396] Foozler [298] 12
Luvlife [300] MsDemeanor [293] 12
Vespa (r) [1046] DMan (r) [96] 12
Gator [46] Ripzone [34] 13
Kaki [92] Ripzone [34] 13
Lulu [347] Sunny [100] 13
Mulder [94] Malone [3] 13
Grumpy [45] Crowbush (r) [29] 13
MsDemeanor [293] SunShine [91] 14
DMan (r) [96] DJD [35] 14
Gatorette [93] Gator [46] 14
Chip me in [44] Crowbush (r) [29] 14
MsDemeanor [293] Hollywood Hogg [88] 14
Vespa (r) [1046] Stylin Guy [43] 15
Rulz [32] Carpro [27] 15
Dracula [28] Carpro [27] 15
Jo Jo (r) [396] Mick D (r) [395] 15
Sunny [100] Malone [3] 16
Grumpy [45] Chip me in [44] 16
Lulu [347] Mulder [94] 16
Stylin Guy [43] DJD [35] 17
Kaki [92] Gator [46] 17
DMan (r) [96] Stylin Guy [43] 17
Jo Jo (r) [396] Rox [299] 18
SunShine [91] Hollywood Hogg [88] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
DJD 88 0 0 2 64 0 0 3-0-0 6
Mick D (r) 92 0 0 1 32 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ripzone 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Hollywood Hogg 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Malone 80 2 0 1 32 2 36 2-0-0 4
Carpro 78 3 0 0 0 1 18 2-0-0 4
Sunny 84 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Crowbush (r) 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Stylin Guy 93 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
SunShine 96 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Rox 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Gator 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Rulz 88 1 0 0 0 1 18 1-1-0 2
Foozler 91 1 0 0 0 1 18 1-2-0 2
DMan (r) 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Chip me in 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
MsDemeanor 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Kaki 107 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Mulder 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bainsey 92 1 0 0 0 1 18 0-0-0 0
Dracula 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Vespa (r) 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Jo Jo (r) 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 108 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Lulu 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Gatorette 120 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Luvlife 126 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 4 4 5 3 5 4 4 36 4 4 3 4 5 4 4 3 5 36 72
Malone 6 5 6 4 4 3 6 4 5 43 4 5 3 3 5 5 4 3 5 37 80 2
Carpro 3 5 4 4 5 4 7 5 5 42 4 4 3 4 5 3 5 2 6 36 78 1
Rulz 4 3 4 8 7 5 5 5 5 46 4 4 4 6 5 6 6 2 5 42 88 1
Foozler 4 4 4 7 6 2 6 5 5 43 6 6 3 6 7 6 4 4 6 48 91 1
Bainsey 4 3 5 7 6 5 6 5 5 46 5 5 3 4 7 7 4 7 4 46 92 1
Sunny 3 4 4 5 6 3 7 6 4 42 5 5 4 3 5 5 5 4 6 42 84 0
Dracula 5 4 4 5 5 4 6 5 4 42 6 5 4 6 5 5 4 4 7 46 88 0
DJD 4 3 6 5 6 3 8 7 6 48 4 4 4 4 5 4 6 3 6 40 88 0
Ripzone 5 3 4 4 5 4 6 8 5 44 4 5 3 5 5 7 4 6 7 46 90 0
Crowbush (r) 4 4 7 5 6 3 7 6 6 48 5 4 3 5 6 4 5 4 6 42 90 0
Mick D (r) 4 4 6 6 5 3 6 6 5 45 6 6 3 5 6 6 4 3 8 47 92 0
Stylin Guy 4 3 4 5 8 5 6 5 6 46 7 5 5 3 8 4 5 4 6 47 93 0
Rox 8 3 6 6 8 5 6 7 4 53 5 6 4 6 6 6 4 3 5 45 98 0
Hollywood Hogg 6 4 5 5 7 5 7 6 5 50 5 6 7 5 5 6 5 3 6 48 98 0
DMan (r) 4 4 6 6 7 3 6 6 6 48 6 6 4 5 6 6 5 5 8 51 99 0
Gator 5 5 5 6 7 4 8 6 6 52 6 4 3 7 6 6 6 4 7 49 101 0
Chip me in 5 4 6 7 7 5 8 5 5 52 6 7 4 5 8 5 4 4 7 50 102 0
Vespa (r) 4 4 7 7 7 4 8 7 8 56 7 6 4 5 5 5 6 4 7 49 105 0
Mulder 5 6 5 5 8 3 8 6 5 51 5 7 6 5 8 7 7 4 7 56 107 0
Grumpy 3 6 5 6 8 5 8 6 5 52 7 7 4 6 8 7 8 3 6 56 108 0
Gatorette 6 4 6 6 7 5 8 8 8 58 8 8 3 6 8 8 7 6 8 62 120 0
Luvlife 6 8 6 7 8 5 8 8 8 64 8 8 6 8 8 6 5 6 7 62 126 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U AS 1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 3U 3U 4U 5U 5U 5U 6U - - - -
3 5 4 4 5 4 7 5 5 4 4 3 4 5 - - - -
4 3 5 7 6 5 6 5 5 5 5 3 4 7 - - - -
AS - - - -
RESULT: Carpro wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:
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