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Notables

  • HOLE IN ONE BINGO MINI POT: $680 bones were collected and $ 400 went to the kids as most of the winnings from the three random draws were donated back - thank you Slammers and ClubEGers!
  • NOTABLE: The Bingo weekend started out as a two day Saturday / Sunday trip in 2008. It must have been a fun trip right off the bat because in 2009 it was a three day with rounds played at Conklin and Hiawatha
  • QUICK SNAP DOGGIES: Same four doggie holes with all new sharpshooters today with the exception of Blue Heron who takes his second doggie is as many days - Dogs were 66 bones each going to CouplaLadies (2, 8ft 4"), Potter (#7, 11ft 8"), Newsy (#10, 2ft 8") and Blue Heron (#13, 3ft 7")
  • BROKER 4 TICKETS SKINS: Half the holes netted a skin, 9 in total with two for Ehmcee and one each to Newsy, CouplaLadies, Malone, PapaMalone, Blue Heron, Tron and Tower @ 26 bones a piece
  • THANK YOU so much to RipZone and the Shrek foursome for helping with the doggie measuring

Quotables

  • I got Mona again! She's been busting my balls all day!
  • I'm six down after 1, WTF?
  • Quiet crew!
  • I had a snackcident ( def: when you accidentally eat a whole bag of chips )
Event: Conklin
Sun Apr 30, 2017
Summary
Well, another fun Bingo weekend has come to an end...as the Conk and Primo drive into the sunset...well not really. North anyways. The next time we visit, the baby Bingo Sens will be playing in their new home in Belleville. Will that make them the BabyBel Sens? Sponsorship op. Fifteen groups of Slammers slammed this weekend...some new Slammers and some that have been Slamming since the beginning of time. Ten years, TEN! And have Primo and Corporal made it on each and every trip? We're checking on that and it looks like they only missed 2011...but they only discovered the magical world of Slamming in the 2nd year when Primo played his inaugural Slammer round on Sunday April 19th., 2009 at Conklin. Corporal played his first Slammer round a year later on April 16th., 2010 also at Conklin. All this to say thank you for being an awesome sponsor, supporting this great trip and if you both weren't part of the field it just wouldn't be the same. On behalf of everyone who has come on this trip over the last ten years and had the time of their lives, MOLTE GRAZIE ! IronMaiden

Stars
Potter
Potter created a deathly hallow against all that challenged and defended against Papa Malone, Mulder and Primo giving Potter a 13-1-1 lifetime record against this group after the dust settled. Potter sticks one close and takes one quarter of the doggie pot. Simply magical!
NiceHair
NiceHair is a swell Slammer and even though he is starting his 11th season on Tour this is merely his 21st event played. EVER ! His song must be "I'm too sexy for this Tour" with those nice locks of his or something...only thing that could explain why he doesn't visit us as often as he should. What was nice was how this coiffed Slammer played today as he defends against BackFlash and Knuckles and takes down TwinDad for his loftier rank. Two cutoff birdies add a sprinkle of a little more niceness to this Slammer's match play card. What more can be said...Nice !
Ehmcee
Ehmcee is on his first weekender with the Slammers and defends today against Newsy, Dyke and Rulz who were surely trying to gang up on him. Ehmcee only gave up one match all weekend and walks away with six wins, a tie and only the one loss. Two birds were circled on his match play card and both hold up for the skin. Well done!
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 55
  • Scoring Average: 92
  • Birdie Average: 0.58
  • Course Rating: 10
  • Best aspects of course: Conklin drained exceptionally well after a one hour downpour accompanied by thunder and a few bolts before tee off
Kids
  • The Kids earned $103
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
LittleFroggy (r) [1050] JPTadPole (r) [1058] 11 Corporal [276] IronMaiden [32] 12
LittleFroggy (r) [1050] Shrek (r) [1052] 12 Kaki [118] Ripzone [59] 13
Primo [275] Mulder [121] 13 BackFlash [298] TwinDad [159] 13
Kong (r) [1055] Blue Heron (r) [1036] 14 CouplaLadies (r) [116] IronMaiden [32] 13
Tron (r) [1056] Berge (r) [158] 15 DJD [40] IronMaiden [32] 13
Michel Gascon (r) [1049] Berge (r) [158] 15 Mulder [121] Potter [35] 13
Lars (r) [1051] Blue Heron (r) [1036] 15 Nivlac [75] JonBoy [5] 13
Donkey Dude (r) [1053] Shrek (r) [1052] 15 Knuckles (r) [1054] TwinDad [159] 14
Dyke [58] Rulz [53] 16 GolfGeek [122] Boomer [81] 14
Biscuit Oshumka [172] Blade (r) [171] 16 Nivlac [75] Malone [8] 14
Bishop [546] Rayray [545] 16 Bishop [546] B-Rye [543] 14
Kong (r) [1055] Big Angry (r) [1057] 16 Rayray [545] B-Rye [543] 14
Tron (r) [1056] Toy (r) [157] 16 Papa Malone [94] Potter [35] 14
LittleFroggy (r) [1050] Donkey Dude (r) [1053] 16 GolfGeek [122] Cracker [82] 14
Primo [275] Papa Malone [94] 17 Grasshopper [248] Charlie Ono [160] 14
Lars (r) [1051] Big Angry (r) [1057] 17 Blade (r) [171] Charlie Ono [160] 14
TwoBall (r) [1060] Goose Commander (r) [1059] 17 JPTadPole (r) [1058] Donkey Dude (r) [1053] 14
Michel Gascon (r) [1049] Toy (r) [157] 17 Newsy [397] Dyke [58] 15
SunShine [114] Boomer [81] 18 BackFlash [298] NiceHair [115] 15
Big Angry (r) [1057] Blue Heron (r) [1036] 18 Nivlac [75] Lucky [34] 15
ChooChoo [544] B-Rye [543] 15
Ripzone [59] McGoop [1] 15
Corporal [276] DJD [40] 15
Bishop [546] ChooChoo [544] 15
Rayray [545] ChooChoo [544] 15
Luvlife [313] Kaki [118] 15
Newsy [397] Ehmcee [31] 15
Lars (r) [1051] Kong (r) [1055] 15
Berge (r) [158] Toy (r) [157] 15
JPTadPole (r) [1058] Shrek (r) [1052] 15
Knuckles (r) [1054] NiceHair [115] 16
Cracker [82] Boomer [81] 16
Chicklets [408] Jewel [299] 16
Primo [275] Potter [35] 16
Grasshopper [248] Biscuit Oshumka [172] 16
Chicklets [408] MsDemeanor [117] 16
EasY B [402] Tower (r) [401] 16
Lucky [34] JonBoy [5] 16
Newsy [397] Rulz [53] 17
Knuckles (r) [1054] BackFlash [298] 17
TwinDad [159] NiceHair [115] 17
Lucky [34] Malone [8] 17
Corporal [276] CouplaLadies (r) [116] 17
Malone [8] JonBoy [5] 17
Mulder [121] Papa Malone [94] 18
Grasshopper [248] Blade (r) [171] 18
GolfGeek [122] SunShine [114] 18
CouplaLadies (r) [116] DJD [40] 18
Jewel [299] MsDemeanor [117] 18
SunShine [114] Cracker [82] 18
Biscuit Oshumka [172] Charlie Ono [160] 18
Dyke [58] Ehmcee [31] 18
Rulz [53] Ehmcee [31] 18
Tron (r) [1056] Michel Gascon (r) [1049] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Potter 84 1 0 1 66 0 0 3-0-0 6
JonBoy 78 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
B-Rye 80 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
IronMaiden 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Kong (r) 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
LittleFroggy (r) 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
NiceHair 87 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Michel Gascon (r) 90 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Charlie Ono 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ehmcee 85 2 0 0 0 2 52 2-0-1 5
Dyke 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
SunShine 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Malone 77 4 0 0 0 1 26 2-1-0 4
Tron (r) 89 1 0 0 0 1 26 2-1-0 4
Primo 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
DJD 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
TwinDad 89 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Donkey Dude (r) 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
ChooChoo 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Boomer 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Lars (r) 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Biscuit Oshumka 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
MsDemeanor 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Cracker 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
CouplaLadies (r) 95 1 0 1 66 1 26 1-2-0 2
Tower (r) 83 2 0 0 0 1 26 1-0-0 2
Papa Malone 92 1 0 0 0 1 26 1-2-0 2
McGoop 74 2 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-0 2
Ripzone 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Lucky 81 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
TwoBall (r) 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-0 2
Rulz 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Toy (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bishop 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Kaki 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Big Angry (r) 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Shrek (r) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
BackFlash 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Jewel 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Grasshopper 104 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Blade (r) 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Newsy 92 2 0 1 66 1 26 0-3-0 0
Blue Heron (r) 98 3 0 1 66 1 26 0-3-0 0
Nivlac 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
EasY B 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
Goose Commander (r) 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
Berge (r) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Rayray 97 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Mulder 100 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
GolfGeek 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
JPTadPole (r) 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Corporal 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Luvlife 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
Knuckles (r) 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Chicklets 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 4 4 4 5 3 4 5 36 3 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 5 36 72
Ehmcee 4 3 3 6 3 5 5 7 5 41 3 5 4 5 6 5 6 4 6 44 85 2
Malone 4 3 4 5 6 5 4 5 4 40 3 3 4 5 4 4 5 5 4 37 77 1
Tower (r) 4 4 5 5 4 5 5 4 5 41 4 4 5 5 5 5 3 7 4 42 83 1
Tron (r) 4 3 8 7 6 6 4 4 5 47 3 5 4 3 6 3 5 6 7 42 89 1
Papa Malone 5 4 6 6 5 8 5 6 5 50 3 5 3 5 7 4 4 6 5 42 92 1
Newsy 6 3 5 3 5 8 5 7 7 49 2 4 6 4 7 6 4 5 5 43 92 1
CouplaLadies (r) 4 3 5 6 6 6 2 6 8 46 3 6 5 8 5 4 6 6 6 49 95 1
Blue Heron (r) 7 6 8 6 4 7 3 7 6 54 2 5 5 2 7 6 6 3 8 44 98 1
McGoop 4 3 6 4 4 5 3 4 4 37 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 4 5 37 74 0
JonBoy 3 3 6 4 5 5 3 4 7 40 3 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 6 38 78 0
B-Rye 5 3 4 5 4 6 5 5 5 42 3 4 5 3 5 4 4 5 5 38 80 0
Ripzone 5 3 5 4 4 5 4 6 5 41 4 4 4 3 6 5 5 4 4 39 80 0
Lucky 4 3 5 4 4 6 3 5 6 40 4 5 4 3 6 4 5 5 5 41 81 0
IronMaiden 5 3 5 4 5 5 4 4 6 41 3 4 4 4 6 4 5 6 5 41 82 0
Potter 5 3 4 4 4 6 3 5 5 39 4 5 6 5 4 4 4 6 7 45 84 0
Kong (r) 6 4 5 4 4 6 3 5 4 41 4 7 4 3 5 5 4 5 6 43 84 0
LittleFroggy (r) 4 3 4 6 4 6 3 3 5 38 3 5 5 8 6 5 5 4 7 48 86 0
Nivlac 4 4 5 6 5 6 4 5 6 45 4 5 4 4 5 5 5 4 6 42 87 0
Dyke 5 4 5 5 6 5 4 5 5 44 3 5 5 3 6 5 5 6 5 43 87 0
TwoBall (r) 4 4 5 5 5 7 3 5 6 44 3 5 5 3 7 5 5 4 6 43 87 0
NiceHair 5 4 5 4 6 7 5 4 4 44 3 4 6 7 4 4 5 4 6 43 87 0
Primo 7 3 7 6 4 6 4 4 6 47 2 5 4 4 7 4 5 4 6 41 88 0
TwinDad 3 4 6 5 6 6 4 5 5 44 4 4 5 3 7 5 5 5 7 45 89 0
EasY B 6 4 4 6 4 5 3 5 6 43 4 5 4 3 6 6 5 6 7 46 89 0
DJD 5 3 6 6 5 8 4 4 8 49 4 4 5 5 5 4 4 4 5 40 89 0
Rulz 4 3 5 5 6 5 4 6 6 44 4 5 4 4 7 5 6 4 7 46 90 0
Michel Gascon (r) 4 3 7 5 5 6 4 7 5 46 6 7 5 3 5 6 4 3 5 44 90 0
Donkey Dude (r) 4 3 5 6 7 5 3 3 5 41 6 5 6 5 5 6 6 4 7 50 91 0
ChooChoo 5 4 6 5 5 8 3 4 6 46 6 4 4 3 6 4 5 6 8 46 92 0
Toy (r) 5 3 5 6 5 7 3 4 6 44 6 7 4 3 7 4 5 6 7 49 93 0
Boomer 8 4 6 4 5 8 3 4 6 48 5 4 4 5 6 5 4 5 7 45 93 0
Bishop 6 4 4 5 5 5 5 5 5 44 5 6 5 4 7 5 5 6 6 49 93 0
Charlie Ono 5 3 6 7 4 7 4 4 6 46 7 5 4 3 5 6 6 5 6 47 93 0
Lars (r) 6 5 4 5 5 6 5 6 6 48 3 5 4 6 5 6 4 5 8 46 94 0
Goose Commander (r) 6 3 5 6 5 6 5 5 6 47 4 5 4 3 6 8 5 5 7 47 94 0
Big Angry (r) 5 3 5 7 6 7 3 5 5 46 3 6 4 4 6 7 5 8 6 49 95 0
Cracker 5 5 4 6 6 8 4 4 7 49 4 5 4 6 5 5 5 5 7 46 95 0
Biscuit Oshumka 5 4 6 5 4 6 5 7 6 48 6 6 5 3 6 5 4 5 8 48 96 0
Shrek (r) 5 3 5 6 5 6 4 5 6 45 6 5 5 5 6 6 5 6 7 51 96 0
Rayray 6 5 5 4 4 6 5 5 7 47 7 6 4 6 6 5 7 5 4 50 97 0
BackFlash 5 4 5 5 6 6 5 6 6 48 6 7 5 4 7 5 5 4 6 49 97 0
Mulder 8 5 5 7 5 7 4 4 4 49 5 5 6 5 5 7 4 6 8 51 100 0
GolfGeek 7 3 4 6 4 8 4 6 7 49 6 6 5 7 7 4 5 4 8 52 101 0
Corporal 6 6 4 7 6 6 3 5 7 50 3 7 5 7 7 6 5 6 6 52 102 0
JPTadPole (r) 5 3 6 6 5 8 4 6 8 51 6 7 5 3 6 6 6 5 7 51 102 0
Luvlife 7 5 5 8 5 6 5 5 7 53 7 5 4 6 6 6 6 4 6 50 103 0
Grasshopper 3 3 6 8 6 7 6 5 6 50 4 7 5 6 8 4 6 6 8 54 104 0
Jewel 4 4 6 5 6 8 4 8 5 50 5 5 6 3 7 7 5 8 8 54 104 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 9
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 8U 8U - - - - - - -
4 3 6 4 4 5 3 4 4 4 5 - - - - - - -
7 5 5 8 5 6 5 5 7 7 5 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:
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