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Notables

  • TC update #C9 Green Arrow beat C8 Hen in their match. The hen was plucked by the arrow.
  • NOTABLE RETURNS - Shades is back! today he goes 3-0. He was a 22 event rookie in 2010, and became quite a staple in 2011. This season he has matched his last five seasons total events. HOORAY! The other returnee is Potter. Most members only join us when we are their club, but NOT Potter. His last 20 events only include four from his home Brockville. This very active Brockvillian has a very active schedule (Train Tunnel?) and it keeps him young!
  • BeeCee entered the hole in one club!
  • Notable / REMINDER - don't forget your shoes at home! Also do not forget your putter! Fes, I wont mention any names to embarrass you"
  • Notable / FUNNY - You know the story of the guy going in to the woods, yelling 'I found my ball', and you know he is lying because you already picked up his ball and have in your pocket ... Well THANK YOU StevieRay for being our QuickSnap doggie reporter. For collecting the balls and for putting them on the table. (Why were the doggie balls found in a garbage can outside? Two Mulders / maybe Scully did it.
  • Notable / PRESTON - Know why he was the Preston Cup winner last year and may be leaning to be the first twice in a row winner? Mulder gets to events and sees no Masters and always steps up! Thank you for doing our Broker4Tickets skins duties.
  • Notable / IMPRESSED PACE. Group three never lost the group ahead of them despite having to play from four different tee blocks.

Quotables

  • "I can't play Thursdays and Sundays because, cosmically, the star alignments are not in my favor on those days and any such attempt at achieving a positive outcome are low. Secondly, my biorhythm calendar on those days suggests that my physical, intellectual and emotional conditions are in a state that can be easily compromised. And for those reasons...I can't play Thursday and Sundays."
  • "Friday! Golf!!! Sunny!!! Golfing with Stevie Ray - getting away from bad news and weather - Watch this
  • "very very VERY Tentative. Extremely Tentative. So tentative that I am tentatively bailing already." "Not sure but Mulder might be a tentative." "Next on the tee and NOT tentatively speaking is ..."
  • "Runaway cart!" I think that's Potter's cart barrelling through the parking lot!" "Runaway Potter!"
  • "Is it lift clean and place?" "NO!", third party "why not?" "I dont like us to lift clean and cheat!"
  • "Oops - I just did a TC Chen!!"
  • "TC Chen at Tim Horton's 'Give me a Double-Double'"
  • "Second shot is usually good - only in golf."
  • "Are you guys cheating (discussing club choices)?" "We are already done. Besides, we have been playing this game long enough to know to cheat ONLY when nobody can hear us."
  • "in our group, if you want a dog, you need a bird!"
  • "Three trees on ONE hole!"
Event: Prescott
Fri Jul 14, 2017
Summary
Walk into the pro shop and say "Hello Bill!" Funny reaction everybody turned and responded. Better check the peeps in a room before salutations. Concerned Slammers drove with wipers being very active on their windshields. Got to the course and wondered (yes Mulder babied GovNer and they covered the cart). We drove home (well actually Shoeless Joe's in Kemptville, with more windshield wiper activity. Can somebody please explain to me how it rains all the way there and back but NOT a drop whilst we be playing? How about this - every other course at no fault of their own have tire marks from stuck vehicles all over their course and we don't even need LC&P. Slammers don't believe me? Then come play and see for yourself. Irons even sent pictures home to India!

Stars
Mulder
What a performance! dogs and skins and birds and wins! New #9 overall (best ever ranking for the alien). Record points (in the new and soon to be released StarPoints program). Those points were acquired for all things mentioned in the second sentence above and also for score which is NOT important. He had 19 points and that has only been beaten twice this season. One by RipZone, who equalled all of Mulders but also won a TC match and the other for Dizz who got 13 points for one swing of the club. I bet that you will order that #1 hat NOW. He didn't want one as a #1D. Maybe you should wait for your B hat!
Billiards
Record was only 1-1-1 but the win happened with four holes to go and his opponents needed some great shots on 18 for the draw and loss. His birdie on 11 was pretty good considering that the young man complained bout his 'bad' second shot. This Supreme Senior still has game even though he feels guilty from T2!
GovNer4
Is another newbie in the top ten! The Govner (was that a 2 or a 4?) gets his first dog of the year exactly 365 days since his first ever. He entered today having never played anybody in his group. Now he is 2-1 lifetime.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 92
  • Birdie Average: 0.42
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: rain before / rain afterwards ...DRY round!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $27
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $40
  • EG Member: $35
  • EG Unl. Member: $30
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Shades [102] Green Arrow [91] 13 GovNer4 [63] Mulder [53] 13
BeeCee (r) [123] Hen [73] 13 Grumpy [60] Billiards [50] 14
Shades [102] Hen [73] 13 Potter [93] Mulder [53] 15
Green Arrow [91] Hen [73] 14 Potter [93] Chip me in [9] 17
Irons [83] Grumpy [60] 15 Stevie Ray [66] Billiards [50] 18
Stevie Ray [66] Grumpy [60] 16 Irons [83] Stevie Ray [66] 18
Mulder [53] Chip me in [9] 16 BeeCee (r) [123] Shades [102] 18
BeeCee (r) [123] Green Arrow [91] 17 Potter [93] GovNer4 [63] 18
Irons [83] Billiards [50] 18
GovNer4 [63] Chip me in [9] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Mulder 87 1 0 2 30 3 18 3-0-0 6
Shades 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Irons 91 0 0 0 0 1 6 2-0-1 5
GovNer4 89 0 0 1 15 1 6 2-1-0 4
BeeCee (r) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Stevie Ray 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
Billiards 91 1 0 0 0 1 6 1-1-1 3
Chip me in 88 2 0 1 15 2 12 1-2-0 2
Green Arrow 92 1 0 0 0 1 6 1-2-0 2
Potter 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Hen 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 3 5 3 5 3 4 35 70
Mulder 8 4 8 4 6 4 5 4 2 45 4 4 5 3 8 4 6 3 5 42 87 3
Chip me in 5 5 7 2 4 7 5 6 3 44 5 5 6 4 6 4 6 4 4 44 88 2
GovNer4 4 5 6 4 7 5 6 6 4 47 5 5 5 4 6 3 6 4 4 42 89 1
Billiards 6 5 8 4 7 5 4 5 4 48 6 3 5 4 5 3 7 5 5 43 91 1
Irons 7 6 6 4 6 5 6 4 4 48 5 5 4 3 6 4 7 5 4 43 91 1
Green Arrow 7 7 5 3 6 6 5 5 5 49 5 6 5 4 4 4 6 4 5 43 92 1
Shades 6 5 4 3 6 4 4 5 5 42 4 6 5 4 6 3 6 5 5 44 86 0
Potter 5 6 5 4 5 6 6 5 4 46 4 5 8 4 6 4 6 4 4 45 91 0
BeeCee (r) 6 6 5 3 7 8 5 5 4 49 4 4 5 3 5 5 6 4 7 43 92 0
Stevie Ray 5 6 4 4 6 7 6 6 3 47 5 6 7 4 6 3 6 4 5 46 93 0
Grumpy 5 6 6 4 7 6 5 8 4 51 6 5 5 5 6 4 8 4 6 49 100 0
Hen 6 8 7 4 5 7 7 5 5 54 5 6 7 5 5 4 7 5 6 50 104 0
TOTAL 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 9
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
6 5 4 3 6 4 4 5 5 4 6 5 4 6 3 6 5 5
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