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Notables

  • TC Super Senior. This season's first match has PapaMalone getting cracked like an egg. This was the battle between 8 & 9 seed, but wasn't much of one, as it was done 6and5. Cracker moves on to face GoffBall in the next round.
  • NOTABLE greens - How many of us had a putt be below the break? Actually, I should ask - how many times? I count 12/18 that our group experienced (UNLeSS your name is Sunny on 14 & 16 - YES!)
  • QUICK SNAP doggie report. Thank you to that most famous Slammer! Once again NOBODY volunteered, please try it! If you need to know how to volunteer / what to do, then send me an email to my SlammerTour account and I will help you along. When NOBODY volunteers then the OC (and when it is me – you get ME!) ends up doing extra duties – which ultimately takes a few more minutes. Yes most off duty OCs offer a hand at the last minute. They don’t volunteer online as they are giving the rest of the Tour a chance to help.
  • Dyke had the first doggy today on the fourth hole. Then he did it again on hole nine. Looking like a sweep? Staying with the QUICK SNAP doggies. Did you know that today’s winner of the longest drive contest (drove in from Toronto), is not famously known for his doggy work. He is one of the Tour’s originals (see last notable), and didn’t get his first dog until his 10th event. He hasn’t had a doggie in his last 21 events. Two in one round? Well he did have three at Greensmere on Oct. 14,2006. That’s right – it’s been 10.5 years since his last multiple doggy event.
  • NOTABLE – TEE BLOCKS – driving distances dropped at Royal Birkdale and not one golfer on the Tour moved up a set of tees! PLEASE NOTE that here at Prescott, it has been determined that T4 will become a hybrid (white / red) at our next event.
  • BROKER4TICKETS skins report was ONCE again done by Mulder. This likeable alien OC won the Preston Cup. I wonder if he got so many votes because people like his shtick! Seven skins today, but only 4 bone collectors. auldphart was often putting for birds, collects two skins with NO birdies, and one with a BOGEY!
  • NOTABLE – quotable - Look at last Friday and notice that Mulder was quoted about being tentative. Well today he did it again! Same quote on the ‘registration comment’ column. Why? Look at the first quotable below.
  • NOTABLE – from tomorrow’s event. My little sister chill was successful at mentioning her disdain that Grumpy’s report being late.
  • Notable from last week – congratulations Pickle for becoming the #1 overall. One little hiccup – YOU ARE NOT the youngest ever – see Aug. 24, 2008 at Nation. Baldee was a couple of years younger!
  • NOTABLE contest – Trivia buffs – who will collect this prize? Up above – I mentioned that Dyke is an original Slammer. Although the Tour has some stories dating back to 1997, we officially started recording facts in 2001. How many Slammers have been on Tour since 2001? List them and send to me to collect the prize.

Quotables

  • “Same comment because I want to copy the same result.”
  • "Those greens are faster than any that I played in Toronto all year.
  • “Maybe you will be TPing me!”
  • “Did you say that you are Asian?” “NO! I said that I am aging.”
  • “Did you say that auldphart registered as a D?” “Yes, we are still waiting for him to have a D score!”
  • “What’s your dog’s name?” “Boomer” “What is your Ottawa Sun Scramble partner’s name? “Boomer!”
  • “ I have been playing so well this season, except for the last two weeks.
Event: Prescott
Fri Jul 21, 2017
Summary
One day folks will get it! Take a little drive and start your weekend RIGHT! I may appear biased, so ask others that have played here this year. Prescott is the best maintained course on the Tour this season. (please note that it isn't the other course's fault - that they can't get out and maintain - BLAME MOTHER NATURE!). The proof that I provide is that in my last five events, we have played lift, clean and cheat everywhere BUT here. Not one Slammer came in complaining about it

Stars
Cracker
See the first notable to the left! Look carefully and see that he has a quotable also. Just before I move on to tell you HOW GOOD he was today, I have to bring up a couple of points about our “Hail the Cracker!” Nobody denies that Make-A-Wish foundation is an awesome charity. The bad thing (three putts), are softened by us donating to the Kids. Cracker did put three quarters in the pot. But during the doggy presentation – we found out that today’s first star landed on the pancake four times on the par threes and three jacked thrice. A quarter per? Now back to his quality – TC win – where he added to his record vs Papa (now 7-2). He improved his career vs BigGuy to 3-4, and he upset C1 Mulder to become the new C1. All three hands were shaken by the 14th hole. One dog, two skins and twenty bones!
auldphart (r)
UNDEFEATED - sure only one win BUT he is a D and played an A & B. There was a lot of fun throwing jabs at the auld phart! Above we mentioned some poor putting BUT still a star. Well staying with the theme – more poor putting earned a star. Second star drove first star to today’s event. Cracker donated his prize to auldphart. Thank you for the star prizing PGC! auldphart's group was happy that his putter wasn't any better, as they counted him putting for birdie 6 times on the front nine. He even won a bogey skin on hole two.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 8
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.25
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: WRITERS DIDNT ADD ANY!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $18
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $40
  • EG Member: $35
  • EG Unl. Member: $30
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Cracker [18] Mulder [13] 14 BigGuy [76] Cracker [18] 12
Dyke [123] Grumpy [78] 15 Papa Malone [94] Cracker [18] 13
Papa Malone [94] BigGuy [76] 18 Grumpy [78] auldphart (r) [75] 13
Dyke [123] Sunny [62] 16
Grumpy [78] Sunny [62] 16
auldphart (r) [75] Sunny [62] 18
Papa Malone [94] Mulder [13] 18
BigGuy [76] Mulder [13] 18
Dyke [123] auldphart (r) [75] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Cracker 87 0 0 1 10 2 10 3-0-0 6
Sunny 87 1 0 0 0 1 5 2-0-1 5
auldphart (r) 89 0 0 1 10 2 10 1-0-2 4
Dyke 92 1 0 2 20 2 10 1-1-1 3
Mulder 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Papa Malone 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
BigGuy 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Grumpy 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
GDub (r) WDN 0-0-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 3 5 3 5 3 4 35 70
Cracker 4 8 5 4 7 5 4 4 3 44 4 5 6 4 6 3 7 4 4 43 87 2
auldphart (r) 5 5 4 4 5 4 5 5 4 41 4 5 7 3 7 4 8 5 5 48 89 2
Dyke 6 8 8 2 5 4 5 7 3 48 4 7 4 5 6 4 6 3 5 44 92 2
Sunny 5 6 5 3 6 7 4 6 4 46 4 6 5 3 4 4 6 5 4 41 87 1
Papa Malone 4 8 5 5 6 4 5 5 5 47 5 6 7 5 6 4 8 4 6 51 98 0
Mulder 6 6 5 5 8 8 5 6 3 52 5 5 5 4 7 4 8 4 5 47 99 0
BigGuy 7 8 5 5 7 6 6 5 5 54 4 5 8 4 7 4 6 3 6 47 101 0
Grumpy 6 6 5 3 6 6 7 5 4 48 4 5 7 6 7 5 8 5 6 53 101 0
TOTAL 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 2U 1U AS 1U 2U 1U 1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 3U 3U - -
5 6 5 3 6 7 4 6 4 4 6 5 3 4 4 6 - -
6 8 8 2 5 4 5 7 3 4 7 4 5 6 4 6 - -
AS - -
RESULT: Sunny wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:
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