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Notables

  • NOTABLE – Boomer first joined the Slammer Tour in 2005. On that May 28th day at Manderley, he lost to Rulz but beat StevieRay and Kricket. He won a dog also. Today this ninth leading (events played race) Slammer collected his 500th event watch. Congrats Boomer! That first quotable belongs to him. He ended the round with a birdie three on hole eighteen. That gave him an 85 for the day which is his lowest Slammer round since April 13, 2012. see his mug here
  • NOTABLE – TC A division - Seed #20 Dracula defeated #13 F6Noob on the 34th hole. They were playing their second match after the first ended in a draw.
  • NOTABLE - INT'L (group one)... Today's first group in their introductions ... F6Noob started this season in Cuba. Dracula started this season in Mexico. P-Diddy is playing his fifth event and his first two were in Ireland!
  • NOTABLE - missed MILESTONE! On April 30, IronMaiden went 3-0 in Conklin. YES - another country - USA (Binghamton, NY). That day she passed Ticklar for first place in the career points race.
  • NOTABLE - National (group two)... Mulder drove from Toronto. Boomer drove in from Brighton. DiddleDude from Hawkesbury, and Grumpy from Gatineau. Is this an Ottawa Tour?
  • QUICK SNAP doggie report. Thank you to that event leading rookie, DiddleDude for volunteering as the Doggy Master once again. He collected and handed out 13 doggie biscuits to P-Diddy and the Maiden does her license plate say Maiden67 or is it Made in 1967?) The Dude also kept thirteen for himself. Holes nine and seventeen were missed again.
  • NOTABLE – there was a change for those T4 Slammers today as this was the first event where we moved them to hybrid tees. On every odd numbered hole the T4s moved back to the whites.
  • BROKER4TICKETS skins report was ONCE again done by Mulder. This likeable alien OC won the Preston Cup. I wonder if he got so many votes because people like his shtick! IS THIS A DÉJÀ VU? Today he creatively announced those two birdies and three pars on your right for the skins winners.

Quotables

  • “Today I plan on shooting 88, you three better have brought your B game!”
  • "Hurry up and get going! I want a jump on him! Not jump on him 'A jump on him'"
  • "Put your names together and I get a cereal adjective... S'grump''diddle'ICIOUS
  • "It's OK, he is on drugs!"
  • "Some of the blue tee blocks were so far back, I had to go through US Customs." (editor's note - anybody want to guess who said that?)
Event: Prescott
Fri Jul 28, 2017
Summary
It was good to see our friend Thom Miller at the nineteenth hole. He and many of his members were participating in a trivia night. He acknowledged the Tour and club EG. He also introduced a few of us to his members. What a great course partner of the Tour. It is a good thing that we didn't bring auldphart this week - he loves his trivia!.. Once again star prizes were donated - thank you PGC. Better than ideal conditions (but REALLY FOLKS - what more have we come to expect?), and Radar Rob from Metcalfe was right again on his weather predictions. See you next Friday!

Stars
Diddledude (r)
thinks it should be him. So I asked him why, I shook it off then I referred to that OC tool to help. GUESS WHAT! The drummer was right and now he has a sleeve of new Titleists. Although it is hard to exclude, those that we play (and lose to), i had my eye on the other celebrity (see notable one). Lets get to the Dude's game. His record today was 1-1-1. He fell to the very hot Boomer on the fifteenth. He accepted the Royal Dwarfness' right hand on the next hole. Playing their rubber match with Mulder right down to the eighteenth green. In fact they played all eighteen with neither Slammer ever being ahead U2. Along the way, he won the first doggy of the day on hole four. That par was also the only one on the hole for the skin. He is the new D1 and is ever closer moving to the C threshold.
Dracula
STOP THE PRESSES! We almost left the event without naming my Transylvanian brother's feat. The error got caught, an earlier reported draw was corrected and this TC winner gets the nod. It took him a second event! What did? To advance to the second round of the A division TC. He will be playing 4th seed Spud in the next round. He defeated F6Noob today 3and2. You will soon see the .pdf in an email from the director (Nibbs). Oh yes he also played two other matches, and won both of them. They had all thought that the P-Diddy match was a draw, no fiver handed off. Then the audit and smiles, handshakes and pay-off. The hole before he beat F6Noob, he defeated IronMaiden 4and3. She won 4 of their first five events, and he has won 4 of their last five. He still needs one more win to bring their career to an even 6-6 record. Did I mention a bird and two skins as well?
Grumpy
says ...KNOW that this report is complete! THANX!!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 8
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.25
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: boomer
Kids
  • The Kids earned $14
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $40
  • EG Member: $35
  • EG Unl. Member: $30
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Boomer [138] Grumpy [23] 14 IronMaiden [161] Dracula [58] 15
Boomer [138] Mulder [25] 15 IronMaiden [161] F6Noob [130] 15
Boomer [138] Diddledude (r) [34] 15 F6Noob [130] Dracula [58] 16
Diddledude (r) [34] Grumpy [23] 16 IronMaiden [161] P-Diddy (r) [51] 16
Mulder [25] Grumpy [23] 18 F6Noob [130] P-Diddy (r) [51] 17
Dracula [58] P-Diddy (r) [51] 18 Diddledude (r) [34] Mulder [25] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Dracula 80 1 0 0 0 2 16 3-0-0 6
Boomer 85 1 0 0 0 1 8 3-0-0 6
P-Diddy (r) 82 0 0 1 13 1 8 2-1-0 4
Diddledude (r) 101 0 0 1 13 1 8 1-1-1 3
Mulder 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
F6Noob 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 88 0 0 1 13 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 3 5 3 5 3 4 35 70
Dracula 5 5 4 4 6 3 5 4 3 39 5 5 5 3 5 3 6 4 5 41 80 2
P-Diddy (r) 4 5 5 4 6 4 6 4 5 43 4 4 4 4 6 3 5 4 5 39 82 1
Boomer 5 5 5 5 5 4 5 6 4 44 4 6 7 4 5 3 5 4 3 41 85 1
Diddledude (r) 7 8 6 3 8 6 5 5 5 53 5 6 6 4 5 3 7 5 7 48 101 1
F6Noob 4 6 4 5 5 5 4 5 4 42 4 5 6 4 5 3 6 4 5 42 84 0
IronMaiden 5 5 5 4 6 6 4 6 4 45 5 4 7 3 5 4 6 4 5 43 88 0
Grumpy 6 5 7 4 7 6 6 4 5 50 6 8 5 4 6 4 8 4 6 51 101 0
Mulder 5 8 8 4 7 6 5 6 4 53 5 6 5 6 5 5 7 5 6 50 103 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS 1U 1U 1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 3U 2U 3U 3U 3U 4U - - -
5 5 4 4 6 3 5 4 3 5 5 5 3 5 3 - - -
5 5 5 4 6 6 4 6 4 5 4 7 3 5 4 - - -
AS AS - - -
RESULT: Dracula wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:
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