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Notables

  • TC Senior: Slinky defeats HardPan and moves on to the elite eight.
  • TC Ladies Open: Juice defeats Tardis and moves on to the quarter finals.
  • QuickSnap Doggies: All par 3s were hit today. Our doggie leader Juice grabs two more! McGoop gets one and Bobo snags the last with the closest shot of the day at 6ft. Nice shooting all! Each dog was worth 10 bones.
  • Broker4Tickets Skins: Ummm...wow! 11 skins! Each worth a whole 3 bones. McGoop gets 5, Slinky gets 2, Irons and Bobo each grab 1 skin. And... JUICE grabs 2 skins with 1 being an EAGLE driving the tricky 12th hole and draining the 6 footer. Nice!
  • NOTABLE: Bobo donates his dog and skin bones to the kids. Awww! Thanks sir!
  • NOTABLE: Irons played with only 13 clubs as he broke his 3 wood on the driving range.
  • WEIRDNESS: There were two eagles spotted on the 13th fairway. Never seen anything like it.

Quotables

  • The girls have all our balls!
  • HardPan should be called Tank!
  • Slinky is sneaky good!
  • No rain ... yay!
  • Who made an eagle today?
  • Next time give me the chance to apologize before calling me an "Arnold" ... I didn't call you an Arnold, I called you a Dick.
  • Nice 8 iron bump and run with a wedge chill! Doh! Where are my glasses?
  • This isn't the Irons show!
  • Eagle Shmeagle ... Stinky Slinky ... Flobo Bobo ... things were getting a little out of hand on the 19th!
Event: Canadian
Fri Aug 4, 2017
Summary
Oh my goodness, what a fun day with this small group! There was no rain, there was no hail, it was a beauty day as everyone set a great pace to outrun any potential nastiness. The Canadian was beautiful today ... the most lush I have ever seen and more than 1 slammer vows to come back. They didn't know how nice and challenging this course is. 19th hole wrap-up was pretty long (hello ... 11 skins), but we all laughed our boggies off! Can't wait to come out to the track again, with a bigger crowd next time. chill --- out!

Stars
Juice
EAGLE!!! Drives a tricky par 4 and drains the 6 footer! And gets two dogs, a birdie and 2 skins. And defends her #1 B rank. And wins her TC match. And was my cart partner. Sweet Juice!
Slinky
Great day out there. The Slinkman (he put up with a lot of this stuff today), won his TC match and drained 3 birdies that turned into 2 skins. And ... shot a solid "O" score! Nice!
McGoop
Sweet score. 6 birdies with 5 skins. Grabs the first doggie of the day. Undefeated. And this nice man writes "Hi!" on his doggie balls just to be friendly to the next groups. Awww! Well done sir!
Onsite Coordinator
  • chill
Stats
  • Attendance: 8
  • Scoring Average: 82
  • Birdie Average: 1.5
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: Fairways
Kids
  • The Kids earned $20
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $49
  • EG Member: $42
  • EG Unl. Member: $35
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Slinky [148] Irons [84] 16 Bobo [127] Juice [8] 11
HardPan (r) [89] McGoop [3] 12
Bobo [127] chill [20] 12
Bobo [127] Tardis [25] 12
HardPan (r) [89] Slinky [148] 12
chill [20] Juice [8] 13
Tardis [25] Juice [8] 14
Irons [84] McGoop [3] 14
HardPan (r) [89] Irons [84] 16
Slinky [148] McGoop [3] 17
Tardis [25] chill [20] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Juice 80 1 1 2 20 2 6 3-0-0 6
McGoop 69 6 0 1 10 5 15 3-0-0 6
Slinky 73 3 0 0 0 2 6 2-1-0 4
chill 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Irons 78 1 0 0 0 1 3 1-2-0 2
Tardis 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bobo 99 1 0 1 10 1 3 0-3-0 0
HardPan (r) 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 5 3 35 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 37 72
McGoop 4 4 2 5 5 4 3 4 3 34 5 3 3 4 4 5 3 4 4 35 69 5
Slinky 6 4 3 3 5 3 3 5 3 35 6 4 3 4 4 4 3 6 4 38 73 2
Juice 7 4 4 4 5 4 2 6 3 39 5 4 2 5 5 5 4 6 5 41 80 2
Irons 5 5 5 5 4 4 3 5 3 39 6 4 3 4 4 5 4 5 4 39 78 1
Bobo 7 6 4 6 6 5 5 6 5 50 7 6 5 5 7 5 2 7 5 49 99 1
HardPan (r) 6 4 4 5 6 4 5 5 4 43 5 5 4 4 4 5 4 6 4 41 84 0
Tardis 6 5 3 6 6 6 3 5 3 43 6 5 4 4 6 5 3 6 5 44 87 0
chill 5 6 3 7 6 5 4 5 3 44 6 5 4 7 5 4 3 5 5 44 88 0
TOTAL 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 11
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 1U 2U 1U 1U AS AS 1U 1U 2U 3U 3U 3U 3U 2U 2U 3U -
4 4 2 5 5 4 3 4 3 5 3 3 4 4 5 3 4 -
6 4 3 3 5 3 3 5 3 6 4 3 4 4 4 3 6 -
AS AS -
RESULT: McGoop wins 3 and 1 Start match at hole:
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