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Notables

  • First nine was a very painful 2 hours and 35 minutes for the first group.
  • EAGLE ALERT ... the second shot of his first round back from his longest hiatus on Tour, DiddleDude sculls a shot and is starting to sound like he stubbed his toe! The ball continued to roll (100 yards to be exact), and into the hole. His first ever EAGLE ... congrats! "there is no video on the scorecard!"
  • 3 MILESTONES ALERT - for chill. Her dog on hole 15 made her the 21st to reach 100 dogs. Time to open a kennel! The dogbones reached 500, and her third milestone was her total bones won. She became the 19th to reach 1600 bones overall.
  • MILESTONE ALERT 2 Chip-me-in's win over YoungGun was the 100th of his career. Only 123 other Slammers have won that many fins on Tour!
  • MILESTONE ALERT 3 did NOT go to Mulder, this time!
  • There was a slight delay starting the report on the 19th hole. First we had to cool down the OC. Then just as the Trekkie talk was about to subside, chill got into it to renew it for a few more minutes. Apparently DiddleDude looks similar to a godlike character. Sorry I forget the character name.
  • Thank you chill for joining and doing the BROKER4TICKETS skins Mastery.
  • Diddledude once again took care of the QuickSnap Doggie duties. He is getting better, and we thank you for it!
  • Today's event started on hole ten - for those of you TP watchers at home, please note that nobody won toilet paper today.
  • click here and KNOW the answer to the first quote!

Quotables

  • "Why is the sky blue? (see last notable)
  • “A Friday round of golf at Prescott – a great way to end the work week.”
  • "Nobody to challenge, now I know how McGoop feels."
  • “Oops! We have a radiation (Mulder’s new Crown driver head) leak.” “I curse you Gregg Foley!”
  • “What’s that really bad word?” “Shank!” “Yep!” (but it wasn’t us}
  • “What’s the hole in one pot at?” “About $1650.” “I can use that!”
  • “The radiation leak has been contained.” “I uncurse you Gregg Foley!”
  • “Full of shhh*t!”
  • “Did you leave a tight one?” “Yes! I need it to pay for my losses.”
  • “I am bored on the front nine! I’m never bored playing golf.” (see first notable)
  • “Great drive – your best today!” “BLESS you Gregg Foley”
  • “We are a YoungGun and three old pistols.”
  • “Grumpy that rant has to be equal to five whines!”
  • “That was a sweet dog!” “Please stop talking about dogs – I am too hungry!”
  • “Can we trade our prize for a couple of bags of chips?”
Event: Prescott
Fri Aug 11, 2017
Summary
Thom greeted me. Asked us to start at hole ten! Of course - dealing with such a golf partner we agreed. Too slow a pace for the City's most pace conscious organization. Unfortunately many angry Slammers left hungry. Before I go on - I want to apologize to my ten fellow Slammers, for being so UGLY! Back to the positives - Janet provided our star prizes, and off we went. Nothing but blue skies (see first quotable), and a very BLUE Grumpy. It is a good thing that Blue is my second favourite Slammer!

Stars
Diddledude (r)
SECOND event in a row! SECOND time here at Prescott (FIRST star)! SECOND shot of the day was this drummer's FIRST eagle ever, and thus the FIRST star! As the FIRST star he won a very warm looking dry pair of socks. His prize last time here was a sleeze of Titlelists and 'with the intention of donating them back to the course', he had to report that he hit only one ball for his career lowest 93 (tied) times. Yes the ball on the FIRST tee did hit the bottom of the 18th hole. he still has the whole sleeve! This was his FIRST win over BigGuy (4 attempts), and evens his series with the Royal Dwarfness at 4 each. First time playing Green Arrow... see third star!
Mulder
Played in 87 degrees! He has played in 86 degree weather twice before! More to come (and i think that chip-me-in still likes you!). The Alien went 3-0 today and his first victim was his own Ottawa Sun Scramble partner Twindad 7and6. This evened their career to 4-4-1. Next to succumb (not scullied) to Mulder was YoungGun. He went down 5and4 and it also brought their career to one win apiece. The reason that Chip-me-in gets mentioned earlier about still liking the little green man is because as he was closed 3and1, shooting a respectable score, and realizing that this is the third straight time (4 out of 5), he bowed. Nemesis? Mulder has 4 of his best ever rounds when he is taking down my favourite GlobeTrotter. Enjoy your ladies socks - OH NO! you opted for the greenside towel. Starting to look like a real golfer!
Green Arrow
Green Arrow occasionally there is an anomaly! There are people wondering how a guy beats the first star and only gets third star. Well The Arrow had a good day and DID go 3-0. He didn’t get an eagle nor did he beat anybody in a higher division (in fact is now 7-1-1 career in this group) , but he did get two points for each win, his dog and skin were both worth two more and an additional point for his birdie. When he gets the last point for his B score, it makes his 12 pts – 4 more than the fourth star. His win over the first star was 2and1! His prize was a ball marker attached to one of those holders on the brim of your hat. THANK YOU Prescott Golf Club, for the great prizing!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 11
  • Scoring Average: 93
  • Birdie Average: 0.18
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: GREENS - tough but fair!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $23
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $40
  • EG Member: $35
  • EG Unl. Member: $30

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Diddledude (r) [58] Grumpy [51] 13 TwinDad [55] Chip me in [33] 13
YoungGun [151] TwinDad [55] 14 IronMaiden [152] Irons [80] 14
Mulder [57] TwinDad [55] 14 BigGuy [120] Diddledude (r) [58] 15
Green Arrow [54] Grumpy [51] 14 YoungGun [151] Chip me in [33] 16
BigGuy [120] Grumpy [51] 16 BigGuy [120] Green Arrow [54] 16
Mulder [57] Chip me in [33] 18 Diddledude (r) [58] Green Arrow [54] 16
Irons [80] chill [28] 18 YoungGun [151] Mulder [57] 17
IronMaiden [152] chill [28] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Green Arrow 91 1 0 1 11 1 7 3-0-0 6
Mulder 87 0 0 0 0 2 14 3-0-0 6
Chip me in 91 0 0 1 11 0 0 2-1-0 4
Irons 83 0 0 0 0 2 14 2-0-0 4
Diddledude (r) 93 0 1 0 0 1 7 2-1-0 4
YoungGun 96 1 0 1 11 1 7 1-2-0 2
BigGuy 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
chill 86 0 0 2 22 0 0 0-1-1 1
IronMaiden 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Grumpy 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
TwinDad 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 3 5 3 5 3 4 35 70
Irons 5 4 5 3 5 5 5 4 4 40 4 4 5 5 5 4 7 4 5 43 83 2
Mulder 4 4 6 3 5 8 5 4 6 45 4 7 5 3 6 4 5 4 4 42 87 2
Green Arrow 5 5 5 3 5 6 8 5 2 44 5 6 6 3 8 4 5 5 5 47 91 1
Diddledude (r) 5 6 5 4 6 5 6 6 3 46 2 6 6 4 6 4 7 4 8 47 93 1
YoungGun 6 4 6 2 6 7 5 4 5 45 6 5 6 6 6 4 8 4 6 51 96 1
chill 5 6 5 4 5 5 4 5 3 42 5 5 6 4 6 3 6 3 6 44 86 0
IronMaiden 6 5 5 4 5 5 5 4 4 43 4 5 5 6 6 4 6 3 5 44 87 0
Chip me in 6 5 5 3 8 6 4 6 4 47 5 5 5 3 8 3 6 4 5 44 91 0
BigGuy 5 6 7 5 5 6 6 6 4 50 4 6 5 4 7 5 6 4 8 49 99 0
Grumpy 6 5 6 4 6 6 6 4 4 47 4 7 7 5 8 5 7 4 6 53 100 0
TwinDad 6 7 6 7 5 5 7 6 5 54 7 6 7 6 8 4 7 4 8 57 111 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 2U 3U 3U 3U 3U 3U 3U 3U 4U 4U 5U 6U - - - -
5 4 5 3 5 5 5 4 4 4 4 5 5 5 - - - -
6 5 5 4 5 5 5 4 4 4 5 5 6 6 - - - -
- - - -
RESULT: Irons wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:
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