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Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Thank you Irons for presenting the report. Dogcatchers were Berge on hole 3 (27'), Eeyore on hole 7 (25'), Mulder on hole 13 (9') and TMC on hole 18 (5'). Dogcatchers were 17 bones better off than when they teed off.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Thanks Pommie for presenting the skins report. Skins were collected by Johnny Drama on holes 4 and 17, Fowler onholes 11 and 16, Irons on holes 14 and 15, Pepilepu on hole 6, T-Bird on hole 5, Berge on hole 9 and auldphart on hole 12. Each skin was worth a modest 7 bones.
  • Today was the first annual urbandictionary.com event. Players were introduced with the OC having chosen some of the meanings of players names taken from the pop culture web dictionary. See the last quotable.
  • New members of the hole in one club include: Johnny Drama, Irons, Iron Maiden, Berge and T-Bird. The pot grows $50 after this event. Please don't forget to give an OC $10 at your next event to be part of the pool.
  • Mulder picked up a pair of rain gloves someone left at DFly.

Quotables

  • "Thanks for the yoga lesson."....."Yoga=Shank"...."Yoga=Par Par Par Par"
  • (after a birdie) "I hate this game!!"
  • "You're going to need a Sherpa to get that putt up to the hole."
  • "Quick! Put some clampons on that ball."
  • "The ball didn't go where it was supposed to."...."I think you mean you didn't hit the ball where you should have."
  • "What's the matter with Flintstone....He's all right!"
  • "It's a Par!!! They DO Exist!!"
  • "He beat me by 3 inches"...."Better than he beat you within 3 inches of your life."
  • "That's a monster drive."....."It was the heroine I had before the round."
  • "Today, my concentration seems more like constipation."
  • "I think you're gonna wish you were a lefty."
  • "He had a 6."...."How do you know that? I don't even know what I scored?"...."After a while you just get used to counting everyone's shots."....."No one on the Slammer Tour deliberately cheats do they?"
  • A couple of examples of the introductions thanks to Urbandictionary.com are TMC=too much crack, too much cash, too much clothing, too much cleavage. and auldphart=what you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car or dining room chair, seat cushions.
Event: Dragonfly
Sat Sep 9, 2017
Summary
Dragonfly was host to the Mulder's first annual Urbandictionary.com open. This pop culture user community driven site is a great place for parents who are not faint of heart to go look up words their kids are saying in an attempt to determine if they should be concerned about their kids. Fo-shizzle. So we looked up the name of each slammer (with some modifications) and introduced them on the tee with one or some of the definitions of their names. I have to tell you, it was REALLY tough for some to not pick the crazy very NSFW definitions that some had. haha. If you are not afraid to laugh at some adult humour, please feel free to go look up Pepe Le Pew, or Green Arrow. In any case, the venue was great. The sun was out for us on a cool breezy day and the four groups were treated to some greens so greasy that if they slid into second base they would end up in Detroit. Now THAT'S slick!! Thanks DFly for hosting us again. We always enjoy the valley hospitality that your staff consistently show us. ................................................ ................................................ ........ Mulder Out

Stars
Johnny Drama (r)
would have been getting all the roses if he was a reality show star today. He was stellar taking down a 3 handicap player en route to a 3-0-0 record. He snagged himself 2 skins and 2 birdies. No fuss...no drama...just great golf.
Berge (r)
was cold as ice as he froze out his opponents. Just call him Ice Berge. He went 3-0-0, snagged a dog and a skin and was a scrambling machine today. He put any doubt to rest about no one being able to hit a 2 iron. He smacked his consistently down the fairway today proving that theory wrong. Well played sir!!
Mulder
could not decide so is giving equal nods to both Pepilepu and auldphart. I think my nose must be broken because they both smelled like roses today coming away with some good results, and a skin each. I think my sense of smell is broken.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 15
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.6
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
  • The Kids earned $13
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $37
  • EG Member: $31
  • EG Unl. Member: $26
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Berge (r) [83] Zoey [69] 12 Eeyore [102] IronMaiden [34] 14
Fowler [322] Eeyore [102] 15 T-bird [40] Irons [7] 15
Johnny Drama (r) [535] Eeyore [102] 15 Green Arrow [57] TMC [20] 16
Berge (r) [83] Mulder [79] 15 Zoey [69] auldphart (r) [68] 16
Mulder [79] Zoey [69] 15 Pommie [119] Boomer [111] 17
Boomer [111] Green Arrow [57] 16 Pommie [119] TMC [20] 17
Fowler [322] IronMaiden [34] 17 Mulder [79] auldphart (r) [68] 17
Johnny Drama (r) [535] Fowler [322] 17 T-bird [40] Pepilepu [21] 18
Berge (r) [83] auldphart (r) [68] 17 Boomer [111] TMC [20] 18
Johnny Drama (r) [535] IronMaiden [34] 18 Pommie [119] Green Arrow [57] 18
Pepilepu [21] Irons [7] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Berge (r) 93 1 0 1 17 1 7 3-0-0 6
Johnny Drama (r) 81 2 0 0 0 2 14 3-0-0 6
TMC 89 0 0 1 17 0 0 2-0-1 5
Boomer 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Fowler 83 2 0 0 0 2 14 2-1-0 4
auldphart (r) 97 1 0 0 0 1 7 2-1-0 4
Pepilepu 88 1 0 0 0 1 7 1-0-1 3
Mulder 101 0 0 1 17 0 0 1-2-0 2
Irons 84 0 0 0 0 2 14 1-1-0 2
IronMaiden 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
T-bird 88 1 0 0 0 1 7 0-1-1 1
Pommie 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Green Arrow 97 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Eeyore 93 0 0 1 17 0 0 0-3-0 0
Zoey 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 5 36 4 5 4 3 4 5 4 4 3 36 72
Johnny Drama (r) 4 7 6 3 4 5 4 5 5 43 4 5 4 3 5 6 5 3 3 38 81 2
Fowler 4 6 7 5 3 6 4 5 5 45 4 4 5 3 6 6 3 4 3 38 83 2
Irons 4 6 4 5 3 5 4 5 6 42 4 5 6 3 4 5 6 5 4 42 84 2
Pepilepu 7 5 7 4 3 4 5 5 5 45 4 5 4 5 6 6 5 4 4 43 88 1
T-bird 5 4 4 7 2 6 3 5 7 43 5 5 5 4 5 7 5 5 4 45 88 1
Berge (r) 6 6 6 4 3 6 3 3 7 44 6 5 6 5 5 7 5 5 5 49 93 1
auldphart (r) 6 6 8 7 4 7 3 5 6 52 5 5 3 4 5 7 6 5 5 45 97 1
IronMaiden 4 7 5 5 4 5 3 5 5 43 4 5 6 3 5 6 5 6 4 44 87 0
Boomer 4 4 5 5 5 6 4 5 5 43 4 6 6 4 5 6 5 4 6 46 89 0
TMC 6 6 6 5 4 6 3 5 6 47 5 5 5 4 5 6 4 5 3 42 89 0
Eeyore 6 5 6 5 4 5 3 6 5 45 4 5 7 4 7 7 5 6 3 48 93 0
Pommie 5 4 8 7 3 6 3 6 7 49 6 7 5 3 5 6 4 6 5 47 96 0
Mulder 7 7 8 6 3 6 4 5 6 52 4 6 5 3 5 8 8 5 5 49 101 0
Zoey 7 4 7 5 4 7 4 5 7 50 5 8 8 3 7 8 7 5 3 54 104 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 0 10
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS 1U AS 1U 1U 1U 1U 1U AS 1U 1U 2U 2U 1U 2U -
4 7 6 3 4 5 4 5 5 4 5 4 3 5 6 5 3 -
4 6 7 5 3 6 4 5 5 4 4 5 3 6 6 3 4 -
AS 1U AS AS AS -
RESULT: Johnny Drama (r) wins 2 and 1 Start match at hole:
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