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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Thanks Swanny for presenting the Dog Report. All four were collected. Hole 3 by Juice (7 feet), Macdahustla on hole 8 (7 feet), Juice on hole 13 (7 feet) and Nibbs on hole 16 (21 feet). Each dog was worth a dozen bones.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Thanks Diddledude for volunteering to do the skins report. Winners were Reelaction1 on hole 4, Nibbs on hole 5, Macdahustla on hole 6 and Swanny on hole 11. Each skin was worth a dozen bones.
  • 4 slammers met for breakfast at the Long Reach for a preround dose of sausage, bacon, eggs and various sides. Great place. Macdahustla was a meat trader offering up a couple of sausages for some bacon.
  • Poochie entered the Hole in one club.

Quotables

  • "Do you want whole grain bread too?"....."No, I want brown bread, I'm a athlete."
  • "I can hit it from 10 yards to 300 yards."...."What's your potential?"..."300, but my average is 15."
  • "Do you have eyes?"...."Yes"...."Can I borrow them?"
  • "He UNduck hooked that one."
  • "Party on Wayne!"...."Party on Garth."......"Sha....WING!!!"
  • "We had the Golden Girls in front of us."
  • "His butt looks great in pink pants."
  • "Look at this thatch."....."It looks like you can roll it up and smoke it."
Event: eQuinelle
Mon Sep 11, 2017
Summary
What an amazing day to get 36 holes of golf in on a sweet course like eQuinelle. The day started off with a Long Reach breakfast for a few of us and mother nature was extremely co-operative once we got to the course. The sun was shining all day and there was not a cloud in the sky as we teed off and it stayed that way all day. Thanks eQ for hosting us again. ................................................ .............................................. Mulder out

Stars
Diddledude (r)
was marching to a grand old drum today. He went 3-0 and defended his rank against a competitive group. His stardom was enough for the sidewalk in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre. Nice round.
Macdahustla (r)
was anything but cheesy out of a box today. He shot a great score netting a dog, a skin, a birdie and he went undefeated. Sweet!! I predict you will get a hole in one in the afternoon event.
Juice
must have been fed a dog's breakfast as she enjoyed the dog days of summer because she went undefeated beating some stiff competition and she snagged two dogs while schooling those players. Nice round!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 10
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.2
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: Weather
Kids
  • The Kids earned $19
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $67
  • EG Member: $57
  • EG Unl. Member: $47
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Poochie (r) [119] Nibbs [23] 11
Poochie (r) [119] Macdahustla (r) [21] 11
Zoey [80] Mulder [79] 15
Swanny [103] Juice [16] 16
Reelaction1 (r) [195] Juice [16] 16
Nibbs [23] Macdahustla (r) [21] 17
Zoey [80] Diddledude (r) [70] 17
Zoey [80] Grumpy [77] 18
Mulder [79] Grumpy [77] 18
Reelaction1 (r) [195] Swanny [103] 18
Mulder [79] Diddledude (r) [70] 18
Grumpy [77] Diddledude (r) [70] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Diddledude (r) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Juice 82 0 0 2 24 0 0 2-0-0 4
Macdahustla (r) 78 1 0 1 12 1 12 2-0-0 4
Mulder 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Nibbs 79 0 0 1 12 1 12 1-1-0 2
Swanny 85 0 1 0 0 1 12 1-1-0 2
Grumpy 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Zoey 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Reelaction1 (r) 89 1 0 0 0 1 12 0-2-0 0
Poochie (r) 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
Macdahustla (r) 5 4 3 5 5 4 4 3 6 39 5 5 4 3 4 5 3 5 5 39 78 1
Nibbs 4 5 4 6 4 5 4 3 4 39 5 5 4 4 5 4 3 5 5 40 79 1
Swanny 7 5 4 7 6 5 4 4 4 46 5 3 5 4 5 4 4 4 5 39 85 1
Reelaction1 (r) 7 7 3 4 5 7 6 3 6 48 4 5 6 3 4 4 5 5 5 41 89 1
Juice 4 4 3 7 5 6 5 3 5 42 5 5 4 3 4 5 3 5 6 40 82 0
Poochie (r) 6 5 5 6 6 6 5 4 5 48 6 6 6 3 5 5 4 6 6 47 95 0
Diddledude (r) 6 6 4 6 5 8 5 5 8 53 4 5 7 4 5 5 4 4 6 44 97 0
Grumpy 4 5 4 8 8 6 6 4 7 52 5 5 7 6 5 6 4 4 6 48 100 0
Mulder 6 5 3 5 6 8 7 3 7 50 6 7 6 5 4 5 6 6 7 52 102 0
Zoey 6 6 5 6 8 6 5 4 6 52 8 5 7 5 5 5 4 7 6 52 104 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 8U 7U 8U 9U - - - - - - -
5 4 3 5 5 4 4 3 6 5 5 - - - - - - -
6 5 5 6 6 6 5 4 5 6 6 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: Macdahustla (r) wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:
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