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Notables

  • Latest two to join the hole in one club are Rufus and GovNer4. Their ten bones lasted for just 39 shots. Then the 40th shot in their group for the day was the pot winner. START OVER time!
  • I was having a beer with Riad Byne of QUICK Snap and he asked me to pass on his thanks to Mulder for collecting the bones and being such a good Doggy Master.
  • There were no TC matches today
  • There was no toilet paper won here today.
  • DiddleDoob was the Broker4Tickets skins reporter and once again gave an entertaining report. THANK YOU to you two Masters.
  • MILESTONES – Zoey lost his 800th career bone today. Grumpy lost his 600th this season and Juice won her 800th of the season.

Quotables

  • "Say hello to our newest Slammer! Latey Dress is one of only nineteen multiple champions from the (Ottawa Sun Scramble) annual tournament that has over 1300 participants."
  • "I'm one up on myself!"
  • "Funny thing about THAT shot is that he hit it thin."
  • "I heard a clink." "Did it go in?"
  • "Did you guys get a picture?" "Yes! Unfortunately we had Stevie Wonder as our photographer."
  • "I am more than a pretty face." "You're less than a pretty face!"
Event: eQuinelle
Mon Sep 11, 2017
Summary
What is going on in this city? This may just be the best golf weather day that I have seen all year! Although the place is busy, it is far from packed. Well we are here! I DO have to admit that this may be the lowest course rating that i saw here at eQuinelle, so I want to remind you that punching greens and fairways and thatching (or is it de-thatching?) are necessary maintenance for future longevity. We played this morning and are now having our scrumptious lunches. THANK YOU COMMISH! Those that had to work this morning are starting to gather on the first tee, LATEy Dress is down there and NOT LATE, Hazel Basil will be so impressed to know that her Ottawa Sun Scramble partner was NOT! The carts all gather and bone collecting happens and off they go. Only one drive didn't cross the water – KNOW who? Nineteenth hole was very festivious and I have to wonder are people happier when someone else buys them a drink? Thank you Scotty – it can’t be true about you Scots, inventing copper wire!

Stars
Macdahustla (r)
THREE and OH! A dog, an eagle, an ace, 2 birds / 2 skins, three pitchers on the 19th. The pot is only 440 bones (135 less entries than for the pot 8 days ago) - and has to start over again. Ironically about starpoints, it is a system that better balances all Slammers to compete. Mac is a B player. Grumpy is a long winded report writer. This report started with the Hustla getting 23 starpoints, he gets moved from B division to A division and those starpoints get adjusted and he loses 6. Seventeen is still enough for first star! He beat GreenArrow & Rufus both by the eleventh hole. GovNer4 lasted until the 17th ..........
GovNer4
His 10 starpoints were done by collecting pts in six criteria. If he didn't play that first star today he surely would have been one. Eleven pars and a bird, were good enough for three skins. The Kemptville resident shoots his career best (better by five strokes) and breaks the 80 mark. 2-1, THREE skins doubles his career total. His first three were in his 22 other events.
Grumpy
also had 10 starpoints, but loses the nod to GovNer4. 2-0-1 for this second half of the double header. he was NOT Juice today who did go 5-0 today but a 2-1-3 for a D classer! He gets his first win over DiddleDoob after 4 straight losses. Their career is now at 5-6. Zoey career is now at 6-7-1, and Mulder - well 36 holes and two draws bring them to 33-60-5. Amazing that they only had three ties in their first 96 matches - yet two today!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.58
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: p[oiu;oijyop[pigpi
Kids
  • The Kids earned $15
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $67
  • EG Member: $57
  • EG Unl. Member: $47
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Mulder [79] Diddledude (r) [70] 14 Rufus [64] GovNer4 [26] 11
Juice [16] Steel Crazy [11] 15 Green Arrow [60] Macdahustla (r) [21] 11
Nibbs [23] Steel Crazy [11] 18 Rufus [64] Macdahustla (r) [21] 11
Grumpy [77] Diddledude (r) [70] 18 Zoey [80] Grumpy [77] 13
Zoey [80] Mulder [79] 13
Green Arrow [60] GovNer4 [26] 13
Latey Dress (r) [Unr] Steel Crazy [11] 15
Zoey [80] Diddledude (r) [70] 15
Nibbs [23] Juice [16] 16
GovNer4 [26] Macdahustla (r) [21] 17
Mulder [79] Grumpy [77] 18
Rufus [64] Green Arrow [60] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Macdahustla (r) 74 2 1 1 15 2 14 3-0-0 6
Mulder 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Grumpy 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
GovNer4 79 1 0 0 0 3 21 2-1-0 4
Juice 78 1 0 0 0 1 7 2-0-0 4
Nibbs 82 1 0 1 15 1 7 1-1-0 2
Steel Crazy 84 2 0 1 15 1 7 1-2-0 2
Green Arrow 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Diddledude (r) 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Latey Dress (r) 91 0 0 1 15 0 0 0-1-0 0
Rufus 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Zoey 112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
GovNer4 5 4 3 5 4 5 4 5 4 39 4 6 6 3 5 4 4 4 4 40 79 3
Macdahustla (r) 3 5 1 5 4 6 4 2 5 35 4 5 4 3 5 4 4 4 6 39 74 2
Juice 4 6 4 5 5 5 4 3 5 41 5 4 5 3 4 4 3 4 5 37 78 1
Nibbs 6 6 3 5 4 6 4 4 6 44 4 5 5 3 3 5 4 4 5 38 82 1
Steel Crazy 5 6 6 6 5 4 4 2 6 44 4 6 5 3 5 5 3 4 5 40 84 1
Latey Dress (r) 5 7 5 6 6 5 5 3 5 47 4 7 5 3 4 6 3 6 6 44 91 0
Green Arrow 4 5 6 7 5 6 5 4 7 49 5 8 5 4 6 4 6 4 5 47 96 0
Grumpy 5 5 6 7 8 7 5 3 5 51 6 5 4 4 5 8 4 5 5 46 97 0
Mulder 5 5 3 5 8 7 4 3 5 45 6 7 6 3 5 8 4 6 7 52 97 0
Rufus 5 7 4 7 5 5 5 6 6 50 5 8 5 5 5 4 6 6 7 51 101 0
Diddledude (r) 6 7 3 6 6 6 4 3 7 48 6 8 7 6 7 5 4 5 6 54 102 0
Zoey 5 5 7 8 8 7 5 5 8 58 6 8 5 5 8 5 5 5 7 54 112 0
TOTAL 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 8
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 4U 5U 6U 7U 8U 9U - - - - - - -
3 5 1 5 4 6 4 2 5 4 5 - - - - - - -
5 7 4 7 5 5 5 6 6 5 8 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: Macdahustla (r) wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:
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