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Lombard Glen LoGo

Notables

  • Four new members into the LATEST hole-in club. they are Berge, BigGuy (he will never miss it again), Habib & Lucky. That brings the pot over the 300 bones mark already.
  • TC matches: In the B division, Thank you #3 ranked T-Bird! You were the cause for the rest of the Tour to get a rare visit from one time Slammer addict #6 Habib. Good to see Mr.QuickSnap. Unfortunately we will not see you again this season in the TC B. T-Bird wins 6and5, and moves on to meet #10 Lucky in the semi-final.
  • In our other TC match, #1 GoofBall vs #5 Figmo. they played to a draw last Sunday and today the defending champion GoofBall, finally shook hands after their 16th (3and2).
  • Honourable mention went out to Juice. Why? She went undefeated and had a couple of birdie skins. Not enough star points to get into the right hand side of this report. The first skin was a MILESTONE. She became only the 13th Slammer to get her 150th (look out Sunny – you are next to be passed by her), that skin was on the third hole – known as Juice’s place as it is where she already has two career eagles. The last item that earned her HM worthy, was the fact that she probably received the largest applause for doing a BROKER 4 Tickets (the same question wasn’t asked here as was asked by Rulz at our sister event at Champlain today) skins report.
  • other MILESTONE today: BearCat’s loss to Berge in their inaugural event cost him his 22nd hundredth bone (good for 7th all time). Mulder played his 100th event today …..vs Grumpy (“what no shirt?’). There are only three other pairs of opponents to have played more! When he beat Grumpy – it made grumpy second 2017 Slammer to lose his 100th match.
  • Lucky’s MILESTONE was that he became 31st winner of 700 bones. He did it with his skin on hole ten.
  • We had a 2nd HM – to Sutty who was announced at the course as the third star. This T4 Slammer moved back to play with his three T5 opponents and went 3-0.
  • The Quick Snap Doggy report was brought to you by Mulder. he saw our sponsor in the room and did his usual AWESOME JOB! Thank you Mulder and Habib.

Quotables

  • “Juice is playing her 15th event! l o n g p a u s e THIS MONTH!”
  • “Short is never better than long ….. EVER!”
  • “Oh sh*t, it’s NOT a Titleist.”
  • “I didn’t need to swing that like a shovel!’
  • “Sit on the pole! You will anchor yourself.”
  • “She thinks that I am a sweetie!”
  • “these greens are HOLY!”
  • “She has to meet someone at 4:30.” “I have to leave! I am meeting someone at 4:30.”
  • “We were a good pace coming in at under four hours!” “Our apres golf was NOT at such a good pace! We left before the final group came in.”
Event: Lombard Glen
Sun Sep 17, 2017
Summary
Summer has arrived! Where are the golfers now? Well there was Superintendent Dave. There was Club House Manager Pat. Hello mike Sherman! I saw Paul and Cynthia. (hey kidz – one was working / the other playing golf?). All the Slammers were taking advantage of their complimentary bucket of balls and at one time that practise green looked like a package of M&Ms (they sure weren’t smarties!).

Stars
Zoey
3-0 and a dog. Bobbi-Jean Doef (Neil Doef of Doefstrong) walked behind his foursome and guessed on the 16th tee box that ‘the guy in blue’ was the winner. She could tell that by walking behind us? Alyssa let me apologize BEFORE you read on. I know that you read yesterday's report about one of the stars at Sand Point!. Some of know that you had much to say to Zoey about that report. Today he went undefeated to complete a weekend sweep of 6-0. He was only three over on the day – for the six par threes (and two of those were on 16).he had the doggy for #17 with a distance that was longer than the other 5 dogs combined. His upset of Big Guy moved him up to D2.
T-bird
He played Sand Point yesterday and got injured. He emailed later that evening / wasn't looking good! Awoke today and said he was going to try it, but first a quick stop at Shopper's. #12 overall shows up and defeats Habib (6and5) to advance to the FINAL FOUIR of the TC B division. He also had a bird and two skins and OH YEAH two more matches. He bettered BOTH Chip me in & Blue with his par on 18. They both had a bogey. T-bird’s TC record includes wins over .Roesy, Scary, Irons, Chadderbox, & IronMaiden. More importantly is his two match losing streak is OVER!
GoofBall
It took 34 holes but he finally advanced to the Super Senior final. This defending champion needed two different Sundays to finally close off Figmo. Along the way he had seven pars for his second best round of the year, had a dog on hole seven and remained undefeated against bubba.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 19
  • Scoring Average: 92
  • Birdie Average: 0.53
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: NOT the punched greens today
Kids
  • The Kids earned $22
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $39
  • EG Member: $32
  • EG Unl. Member: $27
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Mulder [77] BigGuy [70] 12 Habib [167] Blue [60] 13
Zoey [74] BigGuy [70] 13 Habib [167] T-bird [12] 13
Sutty [71] Boomer [62] 14 BearCat [128] Boomer [62] 14
Lucky [38] Steel Crazy [21] 15 BearCat [128] Sutty [71] 14
Mulder [77] Grumpy [75] 16 Panda [103] Bubba [83] 14
Figmo [146] Bubba [83] 17 Grumpy [75] Zoey [74] 14
Grumpy [75] BigGuy [70] 17 Mulder [77] Zoey [74] 15
Blue [60] Chip me in [29] 17 Steel Crazy [21] Juice [5] 16
Habib [167] Chip me in [29] 16
Figmo [146] GoofBall [65] 16
Bubba [83] GoofBall [65] 16
Berge (r) [85] Sutty [71] 17
BearCat [128] Berge (r) [85] 17
Berge (r) [85] Boomer [62] 18
Lucky [38] Juice [5] 18
Chip me in [29] T-bird [12] 18
Blue [60] T-bird [12] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Zoey 93 1 0 1 19 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-bird 85 1 0 0 0 2 30 3-0-0 6
Sutty 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
GoofBall 84 0 0 1 19 0 0 2-0-0 4
Mulder 97 1 0 1 19 0 0 2-1-0 4
Juice 81 2 0 0 0 2 30 2-0-0 4
Blue 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Berge (r) 95 0 0 1 19 0 0 1-1-1 3
Boomer 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Bubba 88 1 0 1 19 0 0 1-2-0 2
Lucky 83 1 0 0 0 1 15 1-1-0 2
Chip me in 86 2 0 0 0 1 15 1-2-0 2
Figmo 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Grumpy 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Steel Crazy 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Habib 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Panda 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
BearCat 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
BigGuy 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 4 3 4 5 3 3 4 35 4 3 4 5 4 5 3 3 4 35 70
Juice 5 4 3 5 4 8 3 3 4 39 5 4 6 6 3 6 4 4 4 42 81 2
T-bird 7 3 4 3 4 5 4 6 4 40 5 4 5 5 5 7 6 4 4 45 85 2
Lucky 5 4 6 2 4 6 3 4 5 39 4 3 6 7 5 5 6 4 4 44 83 1
Chip me in 6 5 5 3 4 7 2 4 5 41 6 4 6 4 5 6 4 5 5 45 86 1
GoofBall 6 4 5 5 4 6 3 3 5 41 6 3 5 7 4 6 4 3 5 43 84 0
Figmo 6 4 5 4 4 6 4 4 5 42 6 3 5 4 5 7 5 3 4 42 84 0
Blue 5 5 4 3 4 6 3 4 5 39 5 4 5 6 5 8 4 4 5 46 85 0
Bubba 6 5 5 4 4 6 3 4 6 43 6 3 5 4 5 8 5 4 5 45 88 0
Steel Crazy 6 5 5 4 4 7 3 3 6 43 5 4 5 5 6 7 5 4 5 46 89 0
Habib 5 5 4 4 5 6 4 5 5 43 6 4 6 6 5 7 5 4 5 48 91 0
Zoey 7 4 6 2 6 8 3 3 5 44 6 5 6 6 5 7 5 3 6 49 93 0
Sutty 6 5 4 5 5 6 3 3 4 41 6 4 7 7 4 8 8 5 5 54 95 0
Berge (r) 8 5 6 6 4 6 3 3 5 46 6 4 7 6 6 8 3 5 4 49 95 0
Panda 8 5 6 3 4 8 4 4 6 48 6 3 6 6 6 7 4 4 6 48 96 0
Boomer 7 8 5 3 7 7 4 5 4 50 6 4 6 6 5 6 3 6 5 47 97 0
Mulder 7 4 6 2 4 8 4 4 4 43 6 6 7 8 7 7 5 4 4 54 97 0
BearCat 8 4 4 3 8 8 5 4 5 49 6 5 6 8 6 7 5 6 4 53 102 0
Grumpy 7 8 5 5 4 8 5 5 5 52 6 8 6 8 6 5 7 4 5 55 107 0
BigGuy 7 5 7 4 4 6 6 6 4 49 8 8 8 8 8 6 6 6 4 62 111 0
TOTAL 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS 1U AS AS AS 1U AS AS 1U AS 1U 1U 1U
5 4 3 5 4 8 3 3 4 5 4 6 6 3 6 4 4 4
5 4 6 2 4 6 3 4 5 4 3 6 7 5 5 6 4 4
AS AS AS AS 1U 1U AS AS 1U 1U AS AS
RESULT: Juice wins on the 18th hole Start match at hole:
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