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Notables

  • BLUE UPDATE … first QUOTE will go to Blue, because some of you know that he was having some pains and left after nine. He is in the heart institute, join me in praying for one of the Tour's most like-able Slammers....Jack asked me to give you an update. He's having problems with WiFi connection in his room. They're doing bypass surgery Monday afternoon. He'll remain in hospital for 5-7 days afterward. I'll keep you posted. … DO YOUR PRAYERS!!! … Monday morning update / took bad turn / operation happening NOW at 10:00 a.m. he is under ... Monday at 4:00 … “everything went well!” … Monday at 9:00 p.m. He is breathing on his own and able to hang his feet over the bed. … Tuesday morning 9:00 a.m. “Nurse just called....he had a great night and continues to do very well. He will be moved to a room by noon.” Finding it hard to sleep on Tuesday and Wednesday nights, and as you can imagine - very PAINFUL! Wednesday night medication - to help him sleep - caused nightmares. Thursday morning he has gone for a walk with his nurse. MAY BE HOME SATURDAY. However on Saturday, they decided to keep him another day because and I quote Blue, "one of my incisions leaked a bit today and you guessed it, the colour of the blood was Blue!" he is home and resting well... we ALL hope to see you soon Jack
  • TC Match - ... B division semi final - a DRAW yesterday!- TBird & Lucky replay today. Down to the eighteenth hole and finally we have a winner. On their 36th hole (largest TC match of the season), Lucky (Daddy took my T-bird away!) advances to meet Shteeme in the FINAL!
  • QUICK SNAP doggies - We had 12 groups today. BUT QUICK SNAP only awarded two groups. Group three to Latey Dress and ZenGirl and group five to Skeeter & Lucky.
  • MILESTONE Group 3 - on hole 17 ZenGirl became the 51st Slammer all time to collect her 50th career doggy.
  • MILESTONE Group 4 - Nivlac entered today with 99 career losses. Pouf delivered the 100th on hole 14.
  • MILESTONE - Group 5 - Lucky became 31st to win his 700th career bone with his doggy on hole 13.
  • MILESTONE - Group 12 - Stevie Ray beat Bubba. That was Bubba's 400th loss and he became 22nd to reach it.
  • MILESTONES - Group 18 - Big Guy gave the Doggy Master his entry. That was his 400th contribution for the year, and moved him into third place..... then there is DIDDLEDOOB today. Double D lost his 700th plus bone so far this season. He passes Juice (2013) and Gator (2016). Only Mulder (9th place all time) left in the top ten besides the Doob (10th place) and that perrenial Casselview Cup winner.
  • RULE exchange. There was a very good conversation on the first tee as group 11 waited to tee off. it was about losing a ball that was apparently 'right there'. This OC would like to encourage you all to learn these things. Decide what YOUR action is and then if anybody has a problem - make a claim but lets keep it all fun. Never take it personal. Our goal is to always learn more!
  • Club EG championship results - Click here. to see the results.

Quotables

  • "I have a broken heart cuz of those damn Leafs!!!...since 1967 no less.....its about time I get it fixed..:-))))"
  • "I have been babysitting him for eight years!"
  • "Are you sticking pins in me like a voodoo doll?"
  • "I hate those down hill benders!"
  • "I only heard Malone fart twice."
  • "I am going to lay up with my driver."
  • Marshall to Pepi, "Wow are you ever Lucky!" "No! Lucky is up there, I'm Pepilepu and I stink!"
  • "Oh no! You walked into the racoon cemetery!"
  • sounds of geese in the background, "I think the geese are flying back north."
  • "My eyes are sweating!"
  • "five - 5 - 6 - horses! Maybe they are unicorns!"
 Event: Metcalfe
Sun Sep 24, 2017
Summary
WEATHER (i hate discussing it)! RECORDS (I love discussing them)! Today we are golfing in the hottest Autumn HUMID X ever recorded in the National Capital Area. ..... round two of the Club EG Club Championships - know where to see the results? Go to the last notable. This will always be one of my favourite courses. WHY? that food is awesome, the staff are all very helpful, and some of those holes - well enough said. ROUND THREE is our annual Fall Opener and we will head over to Carleton to crown ten champions. Will they all be new?

Stars
Lucky
MIGHT BE THE star - but he is a leafs fan ... just for BLUE? Lucky did go 3-0 including a 36 hole TC marathon. He won a dog and needs to convert his dog bones into a new dog ball! EIGHTY! Was that the temperature? No his score was a lot lower than the weather. He started off with three over after two. It took him 3 more holes to get three more over. So how did he earn his star points today? Well the first three points that he earned was when he almost ten holed the skunk, 8and7. Three holes later down when the Mosquito (Skeeter), and this upset moved Lucky up 18 rungs on the Slammer ladder to #14. The most points were for the win over T-Bird because he got an additional pair due to the TC. Two more points for his dog on 13 and an additional one for the birdie on 18. Wrap it up and the skunk, mosquito, dog & birdie all fit into the T-Bird and off drives LUCKY!
Number 7
MIGHT BE THE star - but he is a leafs fan ... just for BLUE? What's going on? Toronto Maple Leaf day - THAT HURTS! His first win was over Shades, avenging yesterday's loss (career 2-1 for Shades). Number 7's par on 18 was enough to take down ShelGame. It took 4 years to avenge their only previous meeting. They are now even at a win apiece. Also on hole 18, he beat FingZ (3rd straight year in the Club Championships - that he has done so, in their only meetings), to complete the three upsets and move to #6 overall. Number 7 kept his FINGerZ out of the cookie jar and was a SHADE better in this shelLgame.
Grumpy
looked at the rest of the Leaf fans in the field and just couldn't award Zoey for a 0-3 day. We love you Blue! NOT those TMLs for breaking your heart. Grumpy DID sit beside Blue the last time that the BLUE team were in town! The starpoints would have put Grumpy ahead of Number 7, but for two inches. That is the distance that Latey Dress' doggy ball beat him on hole five. However the birdie was good enough to cut off Malone (I LOVE IT!). Grumpy must have known that he was in a third star fight with Lindsay Pasch (Iron Giant). He almost hit him from 8th teebox when Iron Giant was on hole 14. The 3-0 day was over BigGuy, DiddleDOOB, and TwinDad. Twelve STARpoints got Grumpy the nod over the IronGiant (both SENS fans).
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 43
  • Scoring Average: 90
  • Birdie Average: 0.58
  • Course Rating: N/A
  • Best aspects of course: ...grumpy still typing
Kids
  • The Kids earned $34
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $43
  • EG Member: $37
  • EG Unl. Member: $32

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Newfie [B73] Johnny Drama [B25] WDN Johnny Drama [B25] Ripzone [B7] WDN
Chef [O4] Malone [O3] 14 Duke [A57] The Game [B2] WDN
Stevie Ray [C15] Bubba [C14] 14 Duke [A57] ToothFairy [B46] WDN
Lucky [B10] Skeeter [A10] 14 Duke [A57] Devo [A20] WDN
Pouf [A23] Nivlac [A7] 14 Pepilepu [B13] Lucky [B10] 11
Guyzer [B64] pointZero [A21] 15 Pepilepu [B13] T-bird [A14] 11
Number 7 [B12] Shades [A18] 15 Big Tee [B14] Chef [O4] 12
Pouf [A23] Dracula [A12] 15 Big Tee [B14] Malone [O3] 13
T-bird [A14] Skeeter [A10] 15 Pepilepu [B13] Skeeter [A10] 13
Stevie Ray [C15] Zoey (we remember) [C10] 15 Zoey (we remember) [C10] NikeMom [B27] 13
ToothFairy [B46] The Game [B2] 16 Big Guy [D2] TwinDad [C9] 14
Stevie Ray [C15] NikeMom [B27] 16 Diddledude (r) [C16] TwinDad [C9] 14
Bubba [C14] Zoey (we remember) [C10] 16 Latey Dress (r) [C309] ZenGirl [C17] 14
Vespa [D205] Green Arrow [B29] 16 Gaspeboy [O6] Chef [O4] 14
Guyzer [B64] Sunny [B6] 17 Diddledude (r) [C16] Grumpy [D1] 14
ZenGirl [C17] SunShine [B26] 17 Big Guy [D2] Grumpy [D1] 14
Dracula [A12] Nivlac [A7] 17 The Game [B2] Devo [A20] 14
Spud [A32] Nivlac [A7] 17 Latey Dress (r) [C309] SunShine [B26] 14
Dr. Pepper [B15] Macdahustla (r) [A5] 17 Chipmein [B16] Iron Giant [A36] 14
Grumpy [D1] TwinDad [C9] 18 Spud [A32] Pouf [A23] 14
Lucky [B10] T-bird [A14] 18 Green Arrow [B29] Iron Giant [A36] 14
Spud [A32] Dracula [A12] 18 pointZero [A21] Sunny [B6] 15
Guyzer [B64] Intruder [A8] 18 Green Arrow [B29] Chipmein [B16] 15
Number 7 [B12] ShelGame [A4] 18 pointZero [A21] Intruder [A8] 15
Number 7 [B12] FingZ [B1] 18 Big Tee [B14] Gaspeboy [O6] 15
Shades [A18] FingZ [B1] 15
Vespa [D205] Iron Giant [A36] 15
Newfie [B73] Ripzone [B7] 16
Big Guy [D2] Diddledude (r) [C16] 16
Bubba [C14] NikeMom [B27] 16
Macdahustla (r) [A5] Nibbs [A3] 16
Gaspeboy [O6] Malone [O3] 17
Vespa [D205] Chipmein [B16] 17
ToothFairy [B46] Devo [A20] 17
Sunny [B6] Intruder [A8] 18
Shades [A18] ShelGame [A4] 18
ShelGame [A4] FingZ [B1] 18
Dr. Pepper [B15] Nibbs [A3] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Lucky 80 1 0 1 52 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chef 75 4 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Devo 79 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Pouf 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Iron Giant 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Guyzer 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Number 7 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Stevie Ray 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Grumpy 100 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
ZenGirl 89 0 0 1 52 0 0 2-0-0 4
Malone 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
T-bird 81 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Spud 84 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Ripzone 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Nibbs 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
ToothFairy 85 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Intruder 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
NikeMom 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Chipmein 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
TwinDad 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
FingZ 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
ShelGame 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Skeeter 88 0 0 1 52 0 0 1-2-0 2
Dr. Pepper 84 2 0 0 0 1 68 1-1-0 2
SunShine 89 2 0 0 0 1 68 1-1-0 2
Gaspeboy 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Dracula 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Newfie 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
The Game 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Sunny 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Vespa 96 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bubba 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Diddledude (r) 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Latey Dress (r) 99 0 0 1 52 0 0 0-2-0 0
Green Arrow 102 1 0 0 0 1 68 0-3-0 0
Macdahustla (r) 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Nivlac 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Big Tee 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Shades 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Pepilepu 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
pointZero 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Zoey (we remember) 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Big Guy 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Johnny Drama WDN 0-2-0 0
Duke WDN 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 4 35 5 4 4 3 4 5 4 3 5 37 72
Dr. Pepper 5 3 6 6 4 7 4 3 4 42 5 5 4 3 4 6 4 3 8 42 84 1
SunShine 7 5 4 5 5 7 3 6 5 47 6 3 5 4 5 4 5 3 7 42 89 1
Green Arrow 5 5 5 6 4 8 4 8 4 49 8 4 7 2 6 8 5 5 8 53 102 1
Chef 5 3 4 4 3 6 3 4 3 35 8 4 4 3 3 6 5 3 4 40 75 0
Devo 6 5 5 4 3 5 3 4 4 39 6 4 4 4 5 4 5 3 5 40 79 0
Pouf 5 5 4 4 3 6 3 4 4 38 5 6 4 3 4 4 5 4 7 42 80 0
Lucky 6 5 4 4 3 6 3 4 4 39 5 4 5 3 4 7 5 4 4 41 80 0
Malone 4 4 4 5 2 7 3 5 5 39 5 5 6 3 4 8 4 3 4 42 81 0
T-bird 5 4 4 5 3 5 4 4 5 39 6 4 5 4 4 5 5 4 5 42 81 0
Iron Giant 5 6 4 5 3 5 4 5 4 41 6 4 5 3 5 4 5 3 6 41 82 0
Gaspeboy 6 5 4 4 3 6 4 4 5 41 6 6 5 3 4 5 5 3 5 42 83 0
Nibbs 4 4 5 4 4 6 3 6 4 40 5 5 3 4 5 7 4 4 7 44 84 0
Spud 6 5 4 4 4 5 4 4 3 39 7 6 6 4 5 4 5 3 5 45 84 0
Ripzone 6 6 4 4 4 6 3 6 5 44 5 4 4 3 4 5 5 4 6 40 84 0
Macdahustla (r) 5 7 4 6 3 6 4 4 4 43 5 6 4 4 5 4 6 3 5 42 85 0
ToothFairy 8 6 4 6 3 6 3 5 5 46 5 5 3 3 3 5 4 4 7 39 85 0
Skeeter 6 5 5 4 3 6 3 5 4 41 6 5 6 3 6 5 6 4 6 47 88 0
Dracula 5 5 4 4 4 6 6 4 4 42 6 4 4 4 5 6 4 5 8 46 88 0
FingZ 6 4 4 5 3 5 4 4 6 41 7 4 8 4 4 5 5 4 6 47 88 0
Nivlac 6 6 4 6 3 6 3 5 4 43 5 5 6 4 5 5 4 5 6 45 88 0
Intruder 5 5 5 6 4 8 4 4 4 45 5 6 5 3 5 5 4 4 7 44 89 0
Newfie 7 6 6 4 3 7 3 5 5 46 5 4 4 3 5 6 6 3 7 43 89 0
ZenGirl 5 8 5 4 4 6 4 4 4 44 6 5 5 3 5 5 5 3 8 45 89 0
The Game 5 5 5 5 4 6 5 4 5 44 6 4 5 4 5 8 5 3 5 45 89 0
Number 7 6 6 4 5 3 5 4 7 4 44 7 4 6 3 6 5 5 4 5 45 89 0
Stevie Ray 5 6 4 5 3 7 3 5 5 43 8 5 6 3 4 6 4 4 7 47 90 0
ShelGame 5 6 6 5 3 6 4 7 5 47 5 5 5 3 4 7 7 3 5 44 91 0
Big Tee 5 5 5 5 3 6 4 5 4 42 7 6 6 4 4 6 6 4 7 50 92 0
Sunny 6 5 4 4 3 7 4 4 5 42 6 5 5 4 6 4 6 6 8 50 92 0
Chipmein 5 6 5 5 3 7 4 5 4 44 6 5 5 4 6 6 6 4 6 48 92 0
Shades 7 5 5 6 4 7 4 4 5 47 5 5 4 4 4 6 6 5 7 46 93 0
Pepilepu 6 6 5 6 3 7 6 5 5 49 7 4 7 3 5 5 5 5 6 47 96 0
Vespa 5 5 6 7 3 8 3 6 4 47 7 6 3 5 5 6 5 4 8 49 96 0
TwinDad 7 4 5 4 3 6 5 4 5 43 6 6 6 5 5 6 6 5 8 53 96 0
pointZero 4 7 5 7 4 5 3 8 5 48 8 6 5 4 5 7 5 4 7 51 99 0
Latey Dress (r) 6 6 5 6 3 7 3 6 6 48 6 5 7 4 7 6 6 3 7 51 99 0
Grumpy 6 5 4 8 2 8 4 5 4 46 7 6 6 4 5 8 6 4 8 54 100 0
Bubba 4 7 5 7 3 6 4 7 7 50 7 6 6 3 5 8 6 4 7 52 102 0
Diddledude (r) 7 5 5 5 4 8 3 5 5 47 8 7 6 4 7 6 7 4 8 57 104 0
Zoey (we remember) 5 6 6 6 5 7 7 8 4 54 6 4 6 4 5 8 8 4 6 51 105 0
Big Guy 6 8 5 7 3 8 5 5 6 53 6 8 6 4 6 8 8 4 8 58 111 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 3U 3U 3U 4U 5U 6U 5U 6U 7U - - - - - -
5 3 4 4 3 6 3 4 3 8 4 4 - - - - - -
5 5 5 5 3 6 4 5 4 7 6 6 - - - - - -
AS - - - - - -
RESULT: Chef wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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