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Notables

  • TC "A": Dracula defeats Doog and is the new TC "A" Champion!
  • Is this one for the record books? McGoop walks away with empty pockets --- no dogs, no skins! There was clapping? Awww!
  • QuickSnap Doggies: All four greens hit. Fingz throws a dart to 18 inches on #3. Dracula on #7 at 18ft. Juice on #9 at 12ft. chill on #16 at 13ft. Nice shootin' all! Each was worth 18 bones.
  • Broker4Tickets Skins: Six in the field today each worth 12 bones. Juice picks up 2, and 1 each to Dracula, Fingz, Skeeter, and Gator. Sweet!
  • Big thank you to Fingz for Skinsmaster duties and to GolfGeek for his DoggieMaster duties. Thanks boys!
  • Excitement at the end of the round as ambulance and police arrive after a very inebriated golfer rolled a power cart. It was NOT a slammer! Although he was pinned by the power cart and needed to have it lifted off him, he was apparently not badly hurt. Just a lesson to all to drink and drive responsibly and have respect for the golf course!

Quotables

  • "BRUPID" ... Brave and Stupid on a risk/reward shot.
  • Had the right club, just the wrong player hitting it!
  • I lost my sh..t!
  • Now I have to concentrate again!
  • McGoop is inside me again!
  • He doesn't look for balls!
  • I hit more fairways than Shteeme ... first time ever!
  • Your balls are attracted to mine!
  • What did one ball say to another? We are the two of us gonna hang when Slim did the shooting? ... what?
Event: Canadian
Sat Sep 30, 2017
Summary
Toque alert! The first toque of the season showed up on the golf course today. I played 5 days ago and was sweating from the heat on the first tee! Today, we were in layers and mitts were also seen. Then the sun came out and it was a beautiful day! Fall golf is nice. And tomorrow, fall rules start. Thank goodness because there are a lot of leaves out there. Apart from the slow round due to being behind a tournament, we all had a blast out there and the staff at Canadian is always kind, courteous and a pleasure. Thanks to all who came and look forward to seeing more next time. The Canadian is a wonderful fall golf course. chill --- out!

Stars
FingZ
Almost a hole in one! But that doggie was worth a trifecta as he sunk the birdie. And had another birdie. Earns enough points for #1 (yes, he tied). Nice shooting sir!
chill
Redemption! Doesn't lose to Juice ... but doesn't win either ... still a win in my books. Nice doggie along the way during this undefeated round.
Dracula
Tough crowd today. A dog, a skin with a birdie AND becoming the reigning TC "A" champion. Third star. Maybe it would have been better had he stuck around to grab his bones ... kidding. Nice job sir!
Onsite Coordinator
  • chill
Stats
  • Attendance: 15
  • Scoring Average: 90
  • Birdie Average: 0.67
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: Scenery, fairways, greens, everything.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $16
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $45
  • EG Member: $39
  • EG Unl. Member: $33

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
T-bird [25] FingZ [9] 14 Doog [80] Dracula [20] 12
Skeeter [26] Juice [24] 16 Doog [80] McGoop [1] 13
Grasshopper [315] auldphart (r) [95] 13
Steel Crazy [42] T-bird [25] 14
GolfGeek [59] T-bird [25] 14
Shteeme [34] Dracula [20] 15
Grasshopper [315] ShorTee [138] 16
Doog [80] Shteeme [34] 16
Shteeme [34] McGoop [1] 17
Gator [64] chill [12] 17
Gator [64] Juice [24] 18
Dracula [20] McGoop [1] 18
Skeeter [26] chill [12] 18
Juice [24] chill [12] 18
Gator [64] Skeeter [26] 18
GolfGeek [59] Steel Crazy [42] 18
Steel Crazy [42] FingZ [9] 18
GolfGeek [59] FingZ [9] 18
ShorTee [138] auldphart (r) [95] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
McGoop 78 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-bird 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
chill 85 0 0 1 18 0 0 2-0-1 5
Dracula 82 1 0 1 18 1 12 2-1-0 4
FingZ 90 2 0 1 18 1 12 2-1-0 4
Skeeter 85 1 0 0 0 1 12 2-1-0 4
auldphart (r) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Juice 85 3 0 1 18 2 24 1-1-1 3
Shteeme 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Steel Crazy 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
ShorTee 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Gator 90 1 0 0 0 1 12 0-3-0 0
Doog 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
GolfGeek 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grasshopper 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 5 3 35 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 37 72
Juice 6 5 4 6 6 5 5 5 2 44 5 5 5 3 4 3 6 5 5 41 85 2
Dracula 4 5 3 5 4 4 3 5 3 36 6 4 5 6 4 5 5 5 6 46 82 1
Skeeter 5 4 4 5 5 4 5 5 4 41 6 3 4 6 6 5 4 5 5 44 85 1
FingZ 5 5 2 6 6 4 3 6 5 42 6 6 6 6 7 4 3 4 6 48 90 1
Gator 7 6 3 7 5 5 4 5 4 46 5 6 4 6 3 4 5 5 6 44 90 1
McGoop 6 5 4 4 5 4 3 6 3 40 6 4 6 3 4 4 3 4 4 38 78 0
T-bird 5 5 4 4 7 5 3 5 4 42 5 4 5 5 4 4 5 5 5 42 84 0
chill 5 4 5 5 4 5 3 6 5 42 6 6 4 5 6 4 3 5 4 43 85 0
Shteeme 5 4 3 6 5 4 4 6 4 41 5 4 5 5 6 5 4 5 6 45 86 0
Doog 7 5 4 7 4 5 3 7 3 45 7 5 6 4 5 4 5 6 5 47 92 0
Steel Crazy 5 5 4 5 5 4 4 7 4 43 7 5 6 5 5 5 4 6 6 49 92 0
GolfGeek 6 4 4 5 5 5 4 7 4 44 5 5 7 5 6 5 3 5 7 48 92 0
auldphart (r) 7 5 4 5 5 5 4 7 4 46 8 6 6 4 4 4 4 7 7 50 96 0
ShorTee 8 6 4 8 5 5 4 6 3 49 7 5 6 4 7 6 3 7 8 53 102 0
Grasshopper 7 5 5 8 6 4 5 8 8 56 8 4 7 5 5 6 3 6 6 50 106 0
TOTAL 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 1U 1U 2U 1U 2U 2U 3U 3U 4U 5U 5U 6U - - - - -
6 5 4 4 5 4 3 6 3 6 4 6 3 - - - - -
7 5 4 7 4 5 3 7 3 7 5 6 4 - - - - -
- - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:
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