Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Shorts's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Shorts's Personal Profile Alias Paul Van Berkel Slammer Email shortsslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region Central Occupation Retired Rookie Year 2012 Likes roller, ice and ball hockey, golf, Canadiens Dislikes cold weather Hobbies home renovations Shorts's Golf Bio Division B Teeblock Assignment T5 Driving Distance (Yards) 230 Rounds Per Year 40 Competition Preference More intense the better Your 150 Yard club? 7-Iron Strength please Weakness no thanks Favourite Local Course Meadows, eQuinelle Top accomplishments #1 proud grandfather of 3 The Commish Cup Commish Cup Home CommishsCup.golf Shorts's Head-To-Head 3 Putt Ace Action Jackson Adam Gooderham Albatross Ali G AngryBird Animal Aqua Army Auldphart BAM BBall BackFlash Bagger Bailey Baloo Bama Banzai Batista BearCat BeeCee Big Guy Big Tee BigBennieA Billiards Birdman Birdstheword Bishop Bling Blue Bogie Bones Bookie Boomer Brewcee Bubba BullDog Burnsy Cannon Carver Chadderbox Charlie Chef Chevy Chipmein Chuckie Clang Cobra ComeBackKid Cracker Crenshaw Cuba DJD DaGoaler Dannat DaveyJ Dazed DeeWayne DerekD Devo Doany (r) Dr. Pepper Dracula Dudzy Duke Dutch Dyke Eeyore EmilV FingZ Flagondry Flyer Fodder Footie FrankoFun Fre-Teach FrenchHooligan Gadget Garbo Gardie Gaspeboy Gator Gazzif Giggity GoTee GolfGeek GoofBall Green Arrow GreenReader Grogu Gru Grumpy Gutsy Guyzer HELFM Habib Hacker Hags Happy Hooker Harley HawkEye Hexy HighFive Hodgy Hollywood HullAss Hungry Eyes Hype Inch Intruder Iron Giant IronMaiden Irons J-Money JackFlash Jewel Jovo Juice KMac KaDaver Katniss KidMoe KidsClub Knacker Koala Laffer LannyK Lightning London Pride (r) LongIron Lucky Macdahustla Madz MarkEpon McDon McGoop Meeetch MeekaGolf Mongo Moz Mr. Lyrics Mulder NK Bear Nibbs NoCents Number 7 Old Spice Orange Crush Ozone Ozzie P-Bomb Panda Paolo Papa Malone Patriot Penzie Pepilepu Philll PinShark Pipeline PizzaMan Pommie Popeye ProZee Pukey J Razz Reider Rio RockJim Rocky Rocky Roy RonBow Rosco Rulz Ruth SandMan R Sardine Scottishy Guy Screamer Shades Shark ShelGame ShortStack Sir Andre Skeeter Sketchy SlapShot SmallFry Smallpak Smiley Smitty Spectra Spooner Spud Steel Crazy Stevie Ray Stochello Stuart H Stumpy Stymie SunShine Sunny SunnyBoy Sutty Swanny T-Bone T-bird TJ TNT TadPole Tank Tardis Taz Tesla The Bomb The Enigma The Game Ticklar Tigresse ToothFairy Toro Try4Par Turtle TwinDad Uncle Chuck WoodPeker (r) Woodsy X-Man XTour YipMeister YoungGun Zipadeedoodah chill iTee pointZero springlakes Select Opponent Shorts's Upcoming Events Greensmere Sat May 25 @ 1:00 pm Complete schedule of events... Shorts's 2024 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 2 Birds 0 Birdie Avg 0 Eagles 0 Skins 0 Skin Bones $-10 Dogs 0 Dog Bones $-10 Scoring Median 87 Win % 0% Wins 0 Losses 5 Draws 1 Points 1 Total Bones $-45 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Shorts's Career Stats Seasons 13 Events Played 289 Birds 176 Birdie Avg 0.61 Eagles 1 Skins 129 Skin Bones $161 Dogs 75 Dog Bones $-146 Scoring Median 89 Win % 52% Wins 401 Losses 375 Draws 62 Points 864 Total Bones $145 All Stats Shorts's Past events Champlain Fri Mar 29, 2024 Cedar Glen Sun Dec 17, 2023 Hammond Sat Sep 30, 2023 Mountain Creek Sun Sep 24, 2023 Meadows Sat Sep 23, 2023 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap