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Loch March LoGo

Notables

  • Loch March staff is awesome!
  • Robo drove me crazy all day, never certain whether he is serious or sarcastic. Seems to be a natural for the Tour, with or without his sidekick Nelson. By their sixth hole these two rookies had new names given to them - just awaiting confirmation ... Robo will become Chopped Liver and Nelson is now Nelly Belly
  • Honourable Mentions go out to Nelson (3-0, including beating his boss despite MUCH ABUSE), Penzie (welcome back CENTRAL teammate - goes 2-0-1 and jumps into top ten}, and Skeeter (another 3-0, and upsets Chill)
  • Thank you doggy master Steamer. Not only collecting the TanCo bones from 46 golfers, but also for his Evolution Physio Report. Great job again!
  • Toro offers 'dope' to his foursome?
  • If there seems to be less pepperoni and cheese around - see the last quotable below and call the police.
  • MALONE did another incredible job!

Quotables

  • "Just 'cause I am wrong, doesn't make you right."
  • "Why are you not using your driver? Can I buy it?"
  • "If we didn't suck, it wouldn't be fun when we played well."
  • "Hit the pizza.. Hit the pizza. Hit the pizza. YES!"
  • "Taxman, your seven wood sucks!"
  • "Is he serious?" "I don't know, I have only known him for six years."
  • "I shoulda used a putter."
  • Lucky calls his wife 'the old lady!'. Pizzaman says, "I am going to call IronMaiden that." (OC wishes you well PM)
Event: Loch March
Sat May 12, 2012
Summary
At the risk of upsetting any of our other partner courses that treat us well, or in particular, those that are special to Grumpy... I would be remiss if I didnt start off this report with accolades to Danielle Nadon and her team. Each and every one of them went thru the day with what seemed to be perpetual smiles. So Sorry that you had to miss it Commish. This is the most enjoyable professional experience that I have ever had. Even when DN was suggesting that Grumpy doesn't need a megaphone - she did it with charm. Weather - I guess that we usually chat about that next but everybody knows that it was PERFECT. The golf = 15 rookies, 3 in their first event. Nineteen upsets and plenty of movement in the rankings.

Stars
KaDaver
The deadman is alive, even though there is a purported account of someone trying to kill him. Although his seasonal record jumps to 12-2-2, this is his first 3-0 day since his inaugural event of 2012. One dog & skin and an additional 103 bones to move him into third place in the earnings column. Definitely the leader with an average of 36 per event. Part of the prize package included one of those great Slammer belts. He just bought one last week - so I am assuming that he may have one for sale.
Woodsy
HO HUM another 3-0, Woodsy successfully defended #1 despite six balls that found their way to water. Who will be the first to upset the tour's latest phenom in 2012? Starting this season as he ended last, seven straight events without a loss, 14th of his last fifteen. Advise from Grumpy, challenge Woodsy in Barrhaven, his only two draws were there.
The Judge
HERE COME DA JUDGE! Welcome back Judge! third career event sees a VAST improvement in his game. 3-0 and a vault in rankings from 480th to 23rd. This makes the Judge the highest ranking "D", but he is NOT in this class when he shoots at Loch March during 86 degree weather. {see tomorrow's summary and notice that Judge cost Grumpy a hat.}
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 43
  • Scoring Average: 98
  • Birdie Average: 0.14
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: greens greens greens - smooth and consistent as they are. The cart staff received a lot of votes also, but methinks the whole staff was #1
Kids
  • The Kids earned $38
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $125
  • EG Member: $115
  • EG Unl. Member: $105

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
The Judge [481] Turtle [173] 13 Eager Beaver (r) [527] Granpa [472] 11
Skeeter (r) [Unr] Taxman [230] 13 7/11 (r) [Unr] The Judge [481] 11
KaDaver [14] Steamer [3] 14 Taxman [230] GreenReader (r) [90] 11
Nelson (r) [Unr] Grumpy [69] 15 PinSeeker [43] KaDaver [14] 12
The Judge [481] Bagger [26] 16 Eager Beaver (r) [527] Bowler (we remember) [201] 12
Robo (r) [Unr] Grumpy [69] 16 Turtle [173] Bagger [26] 13
Luge [493] BigGuy [107] 16 TadPole [126] KaDaver [14] 13
Penzie [277] FrenchHooligan [48] 16 HighFive (r) [71] pointZero [15] 14
Penzie [277] PokerFace (r) [9] 16 Princess [142] Mother [95] 14
IronMaiden [39] PokerFace (r) [9] 16 HighFive (r) [71] Woodsy [1] 14
Nelson (r) [Unr] Guinness [520] 16 Bowler (we remember) [201] ToothFairy [35] 14
TadPole [126] PinSeeker [43] 17 Taxman [230] chill (r) [79] 14
Ironhalfman (r) [190] Grasshopper [185] 17 SunShine [112] ZenGirl [89] 15
GreenReader (r) [90] chill (r) [79] 17 BigGuy [107] BearCat [49] 15
Skeeter (r) [Unr] chill (r) [79] 17 BigGuy [107] Sutty [106] 15
Sutty [106] BearCat [49] 18 Blade (r) [324] Grasshopper [185] 15
Guinness [520] Grumpy [69] 18 SunShine [112] Mother [95] 15
Granpa [472] Bowler (we remember) [201] 18 Smitty [24] Woodsy [1] 15
Skeeter (r) [Unr] GreenReader (r) [90] 18 Granpa [472] ToothFairy [35] 15
HighFive (r) [71] Smitty [24] 16
pointZero [15] Woodsy [1] 16
Blade (r) [324] Ironhalfman (r) [190] 16
7/11 (r) [Unr] Turtle [173] 17
PinSeeker [43] Steamer [3] 17
Smitty [24] pointZero [15] 17
Luge [493] BearCat [49] 17
FrenchHooligan [48] PokerFace (r) [9] 17
Robo (r) [Unr] Nelson (r) [Unr] 17
Mother [95] ZenGirl [89] 18
PizzaMan [41] Lucky [16] 18
Toro [193] Lucky [16] 18
TadPole [126] Steamer [3] 18
FrenchHooligan [48] IronMaiden [39] 18
Penzie [277] IronMaiden [39] 18
Toro [193] PizzaMan [41] 18
Luge [493] Sutty [106] 18
Princess [142] SunShine [112] 18
Toro [193] Chadderbox [7] 18
PizzaMan [41] Chadderbox [7] 18
Lucky [16] Chadderbox [7] 18
Robo (r) [Unr] Guinness [520] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
KaDaver 78 1 0 1 53 1 50 3-0-0 6
Woodsy 79 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Skeeter (r) 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
The Judge 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Nelson (r) 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chadderbox 90 1 0 0 0 1 50 2-0-1 5
Lucky 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Penzie 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Sutty 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
ZenGirl 94 0 0 1 53 0 0 2-0-0 4
pointZero 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Steamer 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
GreenReader (r) 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
IronMaiden 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
Ironhalfman (r) 95 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Mother 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
ToothFairy 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
BearCat 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Granpa 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Guinness 110 1 0 0 0 1 50 1-1-1 3
Robo (r) 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Luge 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
chill (r) 94 0 0 1 53 0 0 1-2-0 2
Smitty 90 1 0 0 0 1 50 1-2-0 2
TadPole 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bagger 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Grasshopper 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
PokerFace (r) 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
SunShine 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Turtle 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bowler (we remember) 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
PizzaMan 90 0 0 1 53 0 0 0-2-1 1
Toro 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
FrenchHooligan 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
HighFive (r) 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
PinSeeker 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Blade (r) 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Taxman 104 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
7/11 (r) 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
BigGuy 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Princess 115 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Eager Beaver (r) 130 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 4 4 5 5 3 4 4 36 4 4 4 3 5 5 3 4 4 36 72
KaDaver 4 3 4 4 6 6 3 4 6 40 4 5 4 3 4 6 3 4 5 38 78 1
Chadderbox 4 3 3 4 7 7 4 6 4 42 5 5 8 3 5 8 5 5 4 48 90 1
Smitty 4 4 4 5 6 5 4 5 4 41 6 3 6 5 7 6 4 5 7 49 90 1
Guinness 6 4 5 8 7 8 4 6 3 51 6 7 8 6 8 8 5 6 5 59 110 1
Woodsy 5 3 4 5 5 6 3 4 5 40 4 4 5 4 5 5 4 4 4 39 79 0
Skeeter (r) 5 4 4 6 5 5 3 7 4 43 4 5 5 4 6 5 5 4 4 42 85 0
pointZero 5 4 5 4 5 5 4 6 4 42 5 5 5 4 5 5 5 5 4 43 85 0
The Judge 5 4 5 5 6 5 3 4 5 42 5 5 6 3 6 5 4 5 5 44 86 0
Toro 6 4 4 4 5 5 4 4 4 40 5 4 6 4 8 6 5 6 5 49 89 0
GreenReader (r) 4 3 4 4 8 7 4 4 4 42 5 5 6 3 6 6 5 4 7 47 89 0
TadPole 4 3 4 5 6 7 5 5 5 44 5 5 6 6 5 5 3 5 5 45 89 0
Steamer 5 6 5 6 5 5 5 4 4 45 6 8 5 3 5 5 3 4 5 44 89 0
Lucky 4 3 5 4 8 6 6 4 7 47 6 4 5 3 5 6 4 5 5 43 90 0
PizzaMan 6 3 5 4 5 6 4 7 4 44 6 6 5 3 6 7 3 5 5 46 90 0
Penzie 6 4 6 5 5 7 3 5 5 46 5 4 6 3 7 7 4 4 5 45 91 0
ZenGirl 6 3 5 8 6 8 3 5 5 49 5 5 6 3 6 5 4 6 5 45 94 0
IronMaiden 8 3 4 5 7 6 4 5 5 47 7 5 5 5 6 5 3 6 5 47 94 0
chill (r) 6 3 4 5 6 6 6 6 4 46 6 6 5 3 5 6 5 6 6 48 94 0
Ironhalfman (r) 5 4 7 6 8 6 4 5 4 49 4 6 7 6 4 6 3 5 5 46 95 0
PinSeeker 5 3 4 5 7 8 4 5 4 45 4 6 6 5 7 8 3 7 4 50 95 0
HighFive (r) 6 4 5 5 8 5 3 4 5 45 6 6 6 3 7 7 4 5 6 50 95 0
FrenchHooligan 5 5 6 6 6 6 3 6 4 47 6 4 6 5 6 7 5 5 5 49 96 0
Bagger 4 6 5 5 6 7 3 5 5 46 6 4 6 4 5 7 7 6 5 50 96 0
Mother 5 4 7 6 7 6 5 5 4 49 7 4 5 3 8 6 3 6 7 49 98 0
PokerFace (r) 5 4 4 5 5 8 4 6 5 46 6 6 5 5 8 6 5 4 7 52 98 0
Grasshopper 4 5 4 4 5 8 6 4 5 45 5 5 6 6 7 7 4 6 7 53 98 0
ToothFairy 6 4 4 5 7 8 3 6 6 49 7 5 6 4 8 5 4 6 5 50 99 0
Nelson (r) 4 4 5 7 7 5 5 6 5 48 7 7 8 4 8 5 4 6 4 53 101 0
Sutty 5 4 5 6 6 6 4 5 6 47 6 8 5 6 8 7 3 5 6 54 101 0
Blade (r) 5 4 4 5 5 8 6 6 8 51 7 5 8 5 5 8 5 5 5 53 104 0
Robo (r) 4 6 6 4 8 8 5 5 5 51 7 7 5 5 6 7 4 7 6 54 105 0
BearCat 5 4 5 5 8 8 5 4 5 49 7 7 8 4 8 6 4 6 6 56 105 0
Luge 6 4 5 5 8 5 8 5 5 51 5 7 8 4 8 8 4 6 5 55 106 0
Granpa 6 5 6 5 7 7 5 6 7 54 6 5 7 5 8 8 3 6 6 54 108 0
Turtle 6 4 7 6 8 8 8 6 5 58 6 4 5 6 7 7 5 5 6 51 109 0
7/11 (r) 6 4 7 5 7 8 4 5 6 52 7 6 7 6 7 7 6 6 6 58 110 0
BigGuy 5 4 5 6 8 6 6 6 5 51 7 8 8 4 8 8 6 6 5 60 111 0
Bowler (we remember) 6 4 5 7 6 8 5 7 7 55 6 5 7 5 8 7 5 8 8 59 114 0
Grumpy 6 6 6 6 8 7 5 5 5 54 7 6 8 5 8 8 4 6 8 60 114 0
Princess 8 4 7 5 7 8 4 8 5 56 7 5 6 4 8 8 7 6 8 59 115 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS AS 1U 1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 4U 4U 5U 6U - - - - -
4 3 4 4 6 6 3 4 6 4 5 4 3 - - - - -
4 3 4 5 6 7 5 5 5 5 5 6 6 - - - - -
AS AS AS - - - - -
RESULT: KaDaver wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:
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