The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Grumpy will need to verify...First Slammer event ever that, while in a 4some, a Slammer had no wins, no losses, and no ties.
SmallPak brought snacks for her playing partners.
8 of 15 Slammers were eating delicious Poutine after the round.
ShortStack handed out 2, 30 bone Dynamic Physio and Chiro skins to himself and Pukey J with birdies.
Pipeline thought playing in the last group would give him a doggie 'edge' as Doggie Master. Well, it helped out his wife, as she, along with PizzaMan, Pukey J and ShortStack pocketed 18 bones for their Culligan Water 'puppies'.
Turtle's grand kids have moved to town. We may not see him anymore.

Quotables

Turtle needs more 'hare' on his putts.
I can shoot 63 on the back and still do better than I did yesterday.
Her dog ball was one SmallPak from the pin.
A chip in takes away all the pain.
We should at least stay for the sandwiches!...ask Turtle about that one.
4, 8's on that hole, 'stellar'.
Pukey, stop licking your balls.

Sun Sep 29, 2013

Summary
72 degrees, slight breeze, sun, you could not have ordered up a better day for golf. 15 Slammers attended and were treated to this gem up highway 50 at Buckingham Golf Club. Icy drinks and scrumptious poutine greeted a happy group of Slammers at the 19th. Lots of golf still to play out there Slammers!

Stars
	ShortStack
	After suffering a tough defeat against PizzaMan on June 29th at Kanata Lakes, ShortStack came back strong and won the TC 'C' title yesterday at Loch March during the EG Closer. His numbers today would have had him finish in second as he vied for the EG "B" title yesterday, if he could have flipped these days and scores around. Newby Oily and Duke were no match on this day as ShortThunder tallied 2 birdies and had one hold up for a 30 bone skin. He also took home 18 dog bones to close out the day. Way to go BigStack!
	Pukey J
	Well, he did go undefeated, he did get a bird, he did get a dog, he did get a skin, he did win 53 bones, he did play from the blues...and....he did earn second star!
	Crenshaw
	Slammers teed off from the difficult # 10 today. Crenshaw stood on the tee box and asked "Can I tee off from the whites on this hole? I am afraid I might hit someone, because I was shanking balls out on the range." Not sure if he left his 2 bones for that whine, but he sure wasn't shanking much out on the course. The temperature wasn't the only thing in the 70's as Crenshaw brought home the bacon today, or should I say poutine. Juice, Turtle and Intruder fell victim as Crenshaw continued his winning ways at Buckingham. Well done.

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 15
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.4
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: The view from the 18th tee box

Kids

The Kids earned $19

Event Fees

ST Member: $45
EG Member: $37
EG Unl. Member: $32

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Turtle [B45]	Juice [A35]	17	Duke [A32]	ShortStack [O5]	12
Smallpak [B41]	IronMaiden [B14]	18	Turtle [B45]	Crenshaw [A14]	13
Juice [A35]	Intruder [A15]	18	Oily (r) [Unr]	ShortStack [O5]	13
			Juice [A35]	Crenshaw [A14]	15
			Intruder [A15]	Crenshaw [A14]	15
			Pipeline [B37]	Dracula [A19]	16
			Smallpak [B41]	chill [B6]	16
			Smallpak [B41]	PizzaMan [A27]	17
			IronMaiden [B14]	chill [B6]	17
			Pipeline [B37]	Pukey J [B5]	17
			Oily (r) [Unr]	Duke [A32]	17
			PizzaMan [A27]	IronMaiden [B14]	18
			PizzaMan [A27]	chill [B6]	18
			Dracula [A19]	Pukey J [B5]	18
			Turtle [B45]	Intruder [A15]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Crenshaw	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
chill	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
ShortStack	81	2	0	1	18	1	30	2-0-0	4
PizzaMan	88	1	0	1	18	0	0	1-0-2	4
Pukey J	89	1	0	1	18	1	30	1-0-1	3
Dracula	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
Turtle	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Smallpak	89	1	0	1	18	0	0	1-2-0	2
Juice	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Duke	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Intruder	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
IronMaiden	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Pipeline	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Guinness	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-0	0
Oily (r)	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	3	5	4	4	3	35	3	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	4	36	71
ShortStack	4	5	4	5	3	5	6	5	3	40	5	3	5	5	5	4	5	6	3	41	81	1
Pukey J	7	5	3	8	3	4	4	4	4	42	5	4	6	6	3	6	5	7	5	47	89	1
Crenshaw	6	5	3	6	3	5	4	5	3	40	3	4	4	4	4	5	6	6	3	39	79	0
Dracula	4	5	4	8	3	5	6	5	4	44	4	4	4	4	4	5	6	7	4	42	86	0
chill	6	7	3	5	3	6	6	4	3	43	4	5	4	6	3	5	6	6	4	43	86	0
Intruder	6	5	3	5	4	6	5	5	3	42	5	5	5	4	3	5	7	5	6	45	87	0
Turtle	5	5	3	7	4	7	5	4	4	44	3	5	5	5	3	5	6	5	6	43	87	0
PizzaMan	6	6	5	5	4	8	6	4	3	47	5	4	4	7	3	4	5	6	3	41	88	0
IronMaiden	5	5	3	5	4	7	5	6	5	45	4	5	7	6	3	5	6	6	4	46	91	0
Pipeline	6	5	3	8	3	8	6	4	4	47	4	4	5	4	4	7	8	8	4	48	95	0
Duke	6	5	4	8	4	7	7	8	4	53	4	4	5	7	5	5	5	5	4	44	97	0
Oily (r)	5	6	4	8	5	6	5	5	4	48	4	7	6	7	5	5	6	7	7	54	102	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0		0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0			2
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
				AS	1U	2U	3U	2U	3U	3U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-	-
	6	5	3	6	3	5	4	5	3	3	4	4	4	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	3	7	4	7	5	4	4	3	5	5	5	-	-	-	-	-
	1U	1U	1U	AS										-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Crenshaw wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:

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