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Notables

  • Notable TC update. The only match today happened in the D Division. SunShine moved back to play from the white tees. She never complained once and by the 14th hole they shook hands. Congratulations Gazzif, your next round opponent will either be Grumpy or GolfGripGuy
  • Thank you Sunny for not only stepping up and doing the Dynamic Physio and Chiro skins report, but for making it so entertaining. He handed 9 skins to 5 people and they were worth 7 bones each.
  • Thank you Gazzif for collecting the Culligan Water doggie bones and distributing 37 each to Dr. Pepper on hole #9 and Clang on difficult hole #15.
  • I have a little story that happened on hole #12. It also involves Gazzif and gives proof as to why I enjoy playing him so much. On the tee box he pulls his shot way left. We just walked past the forward tees and he takes a drop there. His third shot hits a tree and goes out to the middle but we have still yet to cross the path. He hits his fourth shot and we head toward the green. As we walk past a few young guys on hole #6, he yells asking them if they found a ball. They say yes, pick it up and throw it to him. When asked why he didnt just go play it, he correctly stated that having not known where the ball was, or where it left the course, that he had to take the drop there. Many of you know that so many others would have had a different ruling in this same situation.

Quotables

  • Who is with you? We traded you in and have an upgrade. Thanks guys, see who we are stuck with? Do you guys even know we call him Potter? Well you guys ended up with a downgrade.
  • Youre very adventurous colour-wise.
  • I didnt lose my 1st ball until the 14th hole. I lost my 2nd on the 15th, and my 3rd and 4th on the 16th.
  • Walking down the 18th fairway, Is this another temp green? Yes, but it is the last one today.
  • I didnt get any stars today, I just saw stars.
Event: Brockville
Sun May 18, 2014
Summary
Here we are. First event of the 2014 season at the Brockville Country Club. Because of the late start, we had to adjust to one day later. We arrive and find out that there are five temporary greens today. Although there are a few comments, everybody realizes that we are all playing by the same rules and off we go. Todays theme seems to be returns. Returning for the very first time is Dr. Pepper. Harley returns after missing the whole 2013 season. Sutty is back. Sunny has returned from Negril Jamaica. Potter is playing in his first event. DeeJay played today and is a welcome sight. He averaged 16 events in his first six seasons but only played six times last year. He will soon be getting his 200th event jacket from Slammer Tour. Although SunShine has not returned, she is about to leave for Europe for five weeks. Of course Grumpy is always Back(s).

Stars
Clang
Clang along the way to a 3-0 record today, Clang picked up 2 birdies, 3 skins, and a dog. He started the day as the top ranked Slammer at the event, and ended it the exact same way. His victory over DeeJay was in their rubber match. I apologize for the error on your sheet which had you only announced as second star.
BearCat
BearCat when introduced he was asked whether the Bear or the Cat was going to show up today. He reserved the right to respond upon completion of his round. He first upset Bubba on hole #11. His second upset was over Tesla one hole later. His third upset over KidsClub happened on the 16th hole. Congratulations BearCat. The Bear showed up and went 3-0 today.
Dr. Pepper (r)
Dr. Pepper playing in her first event volunteered to be both Doggie Master and Skin Master. After having that explained to her, she just entered both and won one of each. Easy to spot this Calgary native in the parking lot when she pulled up with Alberta plates. Although she couldnt beat Clang, and her trainors told her that she tied DeeJay, the audit afterwards, actually showed it as a loss. Her upset over Dyke was worth about 630 steps up the ladder.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 15
  • Scoring Average: 97
  • Birdie Average: 0.6
  • Course Rating: 7
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $21
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $55
  • EG Member: $47
  • EG Unl. Member: $40

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Potter [C20] SunShine [C1] 12 Bubba [D2] BearCat [C11] 11
BearCat [C11] Tesla (r) [B28] 12 Sutty [C23] Sunny [A29] 13
Gazzif [D3] SunShine [C1] 14 Bubba [D2] KidsClub [B31] 13
KidsClub [B31] Tesla (r) [B28] 14 Sutty [C23] Harley [B114] 14
BearCat [C11] KidsClub [B31] 16 Dyke [B55] Clang [A7] 14
Gazzif [D3] Grumpy [D1] 16 Gazzif [D3] Potter [C20] 14
Harley [B114] Sunny [A29] 15
Grumpy [D1] Potter [C20] 15
Dr. Pepper (r) [Unr] Clang [A7] 15
DeeJay [B18] Clang [A7] 15
Dr. Pepper (r) [Unr] DeeJay [B18] 17
Dyke [B55] DeeJay [B18] 17
Bubba [D2] Tesla (r) [B28] 17
Dyke [B55] Dr. Pepper (r) [Unr] 18
Grumpy [D1] SunShine [C1] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Clang 83 2 0 1 37 3 21 3-0-0 6
BearCat 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Potter 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Sunny 86 2 0 0 0 2 14 2-0-0 4
DeeJay 93 0 0 0 0 2 14 2-1-0 4
Gazzif 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
KidsClub 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Dr. Pepper (r) 90 2 0 1 37 1 7 1-2-0 2
Harley 88 1 0 0 0 1 7 1-1-0 2
Tesla (r) 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
SunShine 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Dyke 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Sutty 101 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Bubba 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 5 4 4 5 4 3 37 4 4 4 5 4 3 4 3 4 35 72
Clang 5 4 4 5 3 7 8 3 4 43 5 5 4 6 5 3 4 4 4 40 83 3
Sunny 7 4 4 6 4 7 5 5 2 44 5 5 4 4 5 5 6 3 5 42 86 2
DeeJay 5 4 4 6 6 7 7 5 5 49 4 4 5 7 5 4 7 3 5 44 93 2
Harley 4 5 4 7 5 5 6 4 3 43 5 6 5 7 4 5 5 3 5 45 88 1
Dr. Pepper (r) 6 5 4 7 3 7 6 5 3 46 5 5 6 7 3 4 5 5 4 44 90 1
BearCat 7 4 4 7 4 6 6 4 4 46 5 5 5 6 5 5 6 4 5 46 92 0
Potter 6 4 4 7 4 6 6 6 3 46 5 5 6 8 4 4 6 4 5 47 93 0
Dyke 5 4 5 7 4 6 8 4 5 48 6 5 6 5 5 5 5 4 5 46 94 0
Gazzif 6 5 4 8 5 5 7 4 5 49 6 6 8 6 5 4 7 3 4 49 98 0
KidsClub 6 6 4 7 4 7 7 3 3 47 5 5 5 7 5 6 8 4 6 51 98 0
Sutty 8 5 4 8 3 6 6 4 5 49 6 6 5 7 6 5 8 4 5 52 101 0
Grumpy 5 7 5 6 4 7 5 6 7 52 5 8 7 6 6 6 8 5 4 55 107 0
Bubba 8 5 6 8 5 7 6 5 4 54 5 6 8 8 5 4 8 8 5 57 111 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 9
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 2U 3U 3U 3U 2U 3U 2U 2U 2U 3U 4U 3U 4U - - -
5 4 4 5 3 7 8 3 4 5 5 4 6 5 3 - - -
6 5 4 7 3 7 6 5 3 5 5 6 7 3 4 - - -
- - -
RESULT: Clang wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:
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