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Le Sorcier LoGo

Notables

  • Welcome to newbie and first time Slammer Fish ! Also, even though Hoss appeared on the stats page this is his very first Slammer event as last time he inski'd he had to withdraw with back pain issues. Welcome to the Slammer Tour !
  • NOTABLE: Some slight modifications of the star selection that was announced live on the 19th hole. Fish and ZenGirl's match was originally recorded as a tie however ZenGirl won that match on the 18th. Fish still had a terrific first event with two wins, a doggie and will start his Slammer career ranked at # 33. Well done!
  • CULLIGAN DOGGIES: Five doggie holes with the following doggie winners today: Flagondry (#2, 5ft), Fish (#7, 18ft), Juice with the next two at 8ft (#9 & #12) and the last one to Switch (#17, 17ft) @ 16 bones each
  • DYNAMIC PHYSIO SKINS: Another four skin day and yes SRR all with birdies...with one each to Guinness, Stevie Ray, ZenGirl and Switch @ 17 bones a piece
  • Thank you to our Doggie master PizzaMan who did volunteer today of his own volition and to ZenGirl who did double skins mastery duties this weekend at both events she was playing at. Great job and so very appreciated!

Quotables

  • The only thing that worked in my bag today was my lighter!
  • SRBLLZNBSH!
  • I've lost my will to LIVE !
  • These are not eQuinelle greens
  • Can we please stop talking about balls
  • Pre-Sun Scramble intel gathering mission
Event: Le Sorcier
Sun Aug 10, 2014
Summary
The Slammer Tour has not made a stop at Le Sorcier since June 18th., 2012 and so many changes were noticed. The clubhouse has been spruced up and as ZenGirl noted, the washrooms and ladies change room look like a spa! With only a half hour drive from Ottawa, some of us arrived at Le Sorcier a little earlier than expected and were able to lounge on the patio sipping beverages and admiring the view prior to heading out on the course. The marshalls saddled up all four Slammer groups and directed us as a group to the first tee so everyone was there to witness as Adrian Campbell, now known as Fish, took his inaugural drive on the Slammer Tour. Great day!

Stars
Flagondry
Flagondry was playing in his 12th Slammer event this season and is already racking up some fine stats as a solid B Classer. Today he defended against rookie Hoss and with the upset wins over Pearls and Pepilepu will be moving from 149 to 43 in the Slammer ranks! Two birdies and a doggie on the first par three today top off a great day. There is no butterbee but there is a Flagondry !
Stevie Ray
Stevie Ray Ryan has given us so many Slammer terms, StevieRayisms we call them. My favorite is "the omnis", meaning the omnipresent. Definition: The public group that is basically up your butt the entire round or the marshall that never goes away. Well SRR has been an omni on the Slammer Tour and today makes his mark with the defence against Shortstack and PizzaMan and the upset win over IronMaiden. Five points, two birdies and a skin will be added to your stats sir. Well done!
ZenGirl
This Slammette is also an omni on tour and for those that aren't aware, our ZenGirl is a "Tour builder" as one of the first female Slammers to play on the Slammer Tour. Always a star in my eyes, my Sun Scramble partner is readying herself for our big day on August 21st at eQuinelle playing some fine golf today defending against Fish and Switch and recording the draw with fellow Slammette Juice. A birdie good for a skin took care of her dinner bill ! Nice !
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 16
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.69
  • Course Rating: 7.5
  • Best aspects of course: Layout is interesting and the 19th hole is incredible !
Kids
  • The Kids earned $21
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $60
  • EG Member: $50
  • EG Unl. Member: $40

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Fish (r) [Unr] Switch [B42] 14 Luvlife [D29] Irons [A21] 10
PizzaMan [A30] ShortStack [A28] 15 Luvlife [D29] Rudibiff (r) [C217] 12
Stevie Ray [C1] IronMaiden [B10] 16 Guinness [D7] Irons [A21] 13
Hoss (r) [B246] Pepilepu [B19] 17 Switch [B42] ZenGirl [C4] 14
Flagondry [B70] Pepilepu [B19] 17 Switch [B42] Juice [A13] 14
Fish (r) [Unr] Juice [A13] 18 IronMaiden [B10] PizzaMan [A30] 14
Guinness [D7] Rudibiff (r) [C217] 14
Pearls [C10] Flagondry [B70] 14
ShortStack [A28] Stevie Ray [C1] 15
Luvlife [D29] Guinness [D7] 16
Rudibiff (r) [C217] Irons [A21] 16
Pearls [C10] Hoss (r) [B246] 16
Pearls [C10] Pepilepu [B19] 17
Hoss (r) [B246] Flagondry [B70] 17
PizzaMan [A30] Stevie Ray [C1] 18
Fish (r) [Unr] ZenGirl [C4] 18
ZenGirl [C4] Juice [A13] 18
IronMaiden [B10] ShortStack [A28] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Flagondry 85 2 0 1 16 0 0 3-0-0 6
Irons 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Stevie Ray 83 2 0 0 0 1 17 2-0-1 5
ZenGirl 87 1 0 0 0 1 17 2-0-1 5
PizzaMan 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Fish (r) 90 1 0 1 16 0 0 2-1-0 4
Hoss (r) 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Rudibiff (r) 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Juice 90 0 0 2 32 0 0 1-1-1 3
Guinness 105 1 0 0 0 1 17 1-2-0 2
Pepilepu 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
ShortStack 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Switch 90 1 0 1 16 1 17 0-3-0 0
IronMaiden 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Pearls 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Luvlife 115 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 4 3 34 4 5 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 37 71
Stevie Ray 6 4 7 4 3 6 4 5 4 43 5 5 4 5 3 6 4 3 5 40 83 1
ZenGirl 6 4 5 5 7 5 3 5 4 44 4 6 2 7 5 6 4 5 4 43 87 1
Switch 6 5 6 5 6 5 4 6 4 47 6 8 3 5 5 6 3 3 4 43 90 1
Guinness 6 5 6 3 5 4 6 6 8 49 7 8 5 8 6 5 6 5 6 56 105 1
PizzaMan 4 3 5 6 5 4 3 7 4 41 5 5 4 6 4 6 4 4 4 42 83 0
Flagondry 8 2 6 5 4 5 4 5 3 42 5 4 3 5 4 5 8 4 5 43 85 0
Irons 4 3 5 5 7 4 3 6 3 40 7 4 4 7 5 7 4 4 4 46 86 0
Hoss (r) 5 2 8 5 6 5 3 5 4 43 5 5 3 6 4 5 5 4 6 43 86 0
Pepilepu 5 4 5 4 7 6 3 5 4 43 4 5 4 7 3 6 5 5 5 44 87 0
Juice 6 4 5 6 6 4 3 6 3 43 7 6 3 5 4 6 4 5 7 47 90 0
IronMaiden 6 4 6 4 4 4 5 4 4 41 5 8 6 7 5 6 5 3 6 51 92 0
ShortStack 7 5 5 6 5 4 4 5 3 44 4 6 5 8 4 7 4 5 5 48 92 0
Rudibiff (r) 6 5 6 6 5 6 4 4 4 46 5 8 3 6 5 7 4 3 7 48 94 0
Luvlife 8 4 7 7 8 6 5 8 6 59 8 8 3 5 6 8 6 6 6 56 115 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS AS 1U AS
6 4 7 4 3 6 4 5 4 5 5 4 5 3 6 4 3 5
4 3 5 6 5 4 3 7 4 5 5 4 6 4 6 4 4 4
1U 2U 3U 2U 1U 2U 3U 2U 2U 2U 2U 2U 1U AS AS AS AS
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