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Brockville LoGo

Notables

  • No toilet paper, no TC matches, no new entries into the hole in one club, and NO birdies!
  • Group two – had never played one match ever with each other. The group before them already had 16 matches in their foursome where each had played the other three. The final group of the day were no strangers, having previously engaged in 100 matches.
  • Thank you Mulder and Orange Crush. You collected, doled out and reported the Culligan Water doggies and the REAL FANS skins.

Quotables

  • “I hope that you don’t have a hole in those pants (holding three balls in pocket).”
  • “Am I in your way?” “You are in my miss zone!”
  • “Want some nuts?” “No!” “I was hoping that you were allergic to them.”
  • “My first two shots were my best today, then I went downhill from there.”
  • “It was hard to be a good host today.”
  • “Where is my six iron?”
  • and finally - this from Davestator "Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton 'how she is doing'.
Event: Brockville
Sun Sep 6, 2015
Summary
The BCC stands for Brockville Country Club. Although a regular Slammer here calls it BearCat’s Course. Happy birthday to you Mr Rogers – enjoy your day, even if it isn’t in your neighbourhood. Speaking of birthdays – this hot summer day was too hot – but three walkers survived the 5.75 mile walk in the heat. Their birthdays? These three young men totaled 71,318 days old. Yes that’s right – their average age is over 65 (65.086).

Stars
Chipmein
Chip-me-in came here today with a 5-2-1 record against this group. His battle wasn’t against his co-Slammers, but vs. the course. He showed up here two months ago, found it to be worth the drive. He came back a month later and got beat up. Unlike most Slammers that are only interested in playing a course that they know they can beat, he was willing to return to take it on again. He sure did – scored six less than his median, recorded three wins, three skins, one dog, and the only time that he needed a second putt was for his doggie. Putt for dough!
RonBow
Our second star had the only other dog today. He was introduced as coming back to play the course that claimed his second worst score of the season. He was equal to match play going undefeated in his three matches. On the fifteenth hole he only had a bogey, however that beat both Potter (5and3) & Sutty (4and3), who both doubled. His final match went to the 18th hole, where he won the hole to half the match with a very hot Mulder.
Grumpy
would like to tell you that he only chose two stars today ... because there were only 12 Slammers, with zero birds, only half the dogs & the course won again!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 101
  • Birdie Average: N/A
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $23
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $56
  • EG Member: $48
  • EG Unl. Member: $41

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Orange Crush [D4] Grumpy [D2] 13 Big Guy [D3] Chipmein [B8] 11
Orange Crush [D4] Big Guy [D3] 13 Grumpy [D2] Chipmein [B8] 13
Sutty [C20] Mulder [C6] 18 FrenchHooligan [C18] Ace [A2] 13
TwinDad [C39] Ace [A2] 14
Orange Crush [D4] Chipmein [B8] 15
Sutty [C20] RonBow [B6] 15
Potter [C27] RonBow [B6] 15
TwinDad [C39] NikeMom [B93] 18
Potter [C27] Sutty [C20] 18
Big Guy [D3] Grumpy [D2] 18
NikeMom [B93] FrenchHooligan [C18] 18
TwinDad [C39] FrenchHooligan [C18] 18
Mulder [C6] RonBow [B6] 18
Potter [C27] Mulder [C6] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chipmein 91 0 0 1 30 3 33 3-0-0 6
RonBow 95 0 0 1 30 0 0 2-0-1 5
Ace 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Orange Crush 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
FrenchHooligan 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Sutty 99 0 0 0 0 1 11 1-1-1 3
Potter 99 0 0 0 0 1 11 0-1-2 2
Mulder 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
NikeMom 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Grumpy 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
TwinDad 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Big Guy 113 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 5 4 4 5 4 3 37 4 4 4 5 4 3 4 3 4 35 72
Chipmein 5 6 3 6 5 5 6 5 4 45 8 5 4 6 6 3 6 3 5 46 91 3
Potter 6 5 4 7 8 6 6 5 4 51 5 6 6 7 5 5 4 4 6 48 99 1
Sutty 6 6 4 8 5 5 6 5 7 52 6 4 5 6 6 5 6 4 5 47 99 1
Ace 6 4 5 6 5 5 6 4 6 47 5 5 5 6 4 4 6 4 6 45 92 0
RonBow 6 4 3 7 5 6 5 5 4 45 4 7 7 7 4 4 5 5 7 50 95 0
Orange Crush 8 4 7 7 7 6 6 6 4 55 4 5 5 6 4 5 5 4 6 44 99 0
Mulder 6 5 5 6 5 6 5 5 6 49 7 5 6 6 7 5 5 4 6 51 100 0
FrenchHooligan 6 8 5 7 5 6 6 5 4 52 5 6 7 8 5 4 6 4 6 51 103 0
TwinDad 5 6 4 8 6 6 8 4 4 51 7 6 5 7 6 4 7 5 8 55 106 0
Grumpy 6 5 4 8 8 7 8 4 5 55 5 6 8 7 7 4 7 5 7 56 111 0
Big Guy 8 7 4 8 7 8 7 5 5 59 5 7 6 8 5 4 6 5 8 54 113 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U AS 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 4U 5U 4U 5U 6U 7U - - - - -
5 6 3 6 5 5 6 5 4 8 5 4 6 - - - - -
6 5 4 8 8 7 8 4 5 5 6 8 7 - - - - -
AS - - - - -
RESULT: Chipmein wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:
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