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Notables

  • HOLE IN ONE: Exactly 1 year to the day of the last Slammer Hole in One by Juice, Ace holes out on the 4th hole of the day to claim a pot that has grown and grown and has been the talk of the Tour all season - 1,460 BONES was in the pot when Ace's ball decided that no putt would be required on Manderley Central #4. It was 1:20pm and within minutes the Slammer world was aware that the pot was gone. The stats: 124 yards, 7-iron into a stiff and cool two-club breeze and it was Ace's very first hole in one after 38 years of play. Congrats !
  • CULLIGAN DOGGIES: Stevie Ray was an excellent doggie master and dished out doggies to Newsy ( #2 Central, 5Ft), #6 Central, 15ft) and one each to Ace with the ACE on #4 Central, Steel Crazy (#4 North, 6Ft) and Habibe, Habibe, Habibe with the last dog of the day (#7 North, 1 ft) @ 16 bones each
  • REAL FANS SKINS: A total of four skins with one each to Newsy, Ace, Habib and Stevie Ray @ 18 bones a piece
  • NOTABLE: Of the six Hole in One pots claimed to date, this is the second one at Manderley

Quotables

  • A hypotenuse (alternate spelling: hypothenuse) is the longest side of a right-angled triangle, the side opposite of the right angle
  • Go Jays
  • What a round !
  • Ace with an Ace
  • This is for the Ace !
  • Golf-gasm
  • Sniffle-itis
  • I'm not accurate AND long...you can pick one, but not both!
  • This is a full service foursome
  • Can you move that leaf for me..."You are so high maintenance"
  • Diddler...You have used that word twice today
  • Free buffet...OK that is usually quoted under different circumstances
  • Thanks for the playgirl centerfold...Bookie
  • I'm anti poo talk
  • I wish I could drive like a girl
  • The rakes looked like hoes
  • Hot, Cold, Hot, Cold...I think I have menopause. You mean MAN-opause
  • If I could play 12 of 14 holes a round I'd be an awesome golfer
Event: Manderley
Sat Oct 17, 2015
Summary
Manderley was incredible today...truly amazing. The conditions were A-1, the course was super green and even though we only reached a high of 5 every Slammer was prepared to deal with it and deal with it we did. The 19th hole talk confirmed everyone came in happy and warm. And it was a GREAT GREAT day. Especially for our very own ACE who ACED the 4th hole of the day on Central today. Like a Monty Python skit, who's on first, who Aced it? Ace did....But who aced it? Yes, Ace claimed the Hole in One pot that has been dormant since October 17th 2014 when Juice took the last pot at Brockville last year. Exactly one full year to the day. Coincidence, Newsy says I think not. An act of Golf godism yes. Congrats Ace !

Stars
Habib (r)
Habib is still in his rookie season but it feels like the tour has never existed without him. Habib defended against Steel Crazy and with his upset wins over Ace and Irons now sits in the top 10 of the Slammer ranks. Four birdies were circled on his match play card and he tops off a great day with a dog and a skin. This solid B class bubble players was playing in his 47th event so far this season and his stats are quite impressive...24 birds, an eagle, 11 dogs, 13 skins....an obvious nominee for this year's Ottawa Sun Rookie of the year. Keep up the great play Habib!
Newsy
Newsy is not new. He is one of the "originals" and played his first event on record way back in July 2001..check it out ! And, he has played in ten seasons since then with a solid record of match play wins over the years. The most interesting stat is that Newsy has two eagles...yet his first ever skin on record was won today during this event. How is that possible? Well, skins were not computed way back in the day. The first skins were recorded during the 2008 season. But back to today's event where Newsy took down buddies BackFlash and NiceHair, sunk two birdies, stuck two doggies closer than anyone else and took home that first ever skin to add to his lifetime stats. Well done, and come play with us more often !
Ace
Ace gets a star for winning the biggest ever Hole in One pot awarded to date! One thousand, four hundred and sixty bones. Wow wow WOW ! Hole #4 on Manderley Central will now forever be a special hole for this Slammer along with his 7 iron that did the trick and earned him this pile of cash accumulated from 145 other Slammers that were all hoping it would be their turn to get a visit from lady luck. But it was the Slammer with the name that matched the deed that did it. Add to this a dog ( 16 bones) and a skin (18 bones)- making this one shot net 1,494 bones in total! Thirty eight years in the making, this hole in one has given Ace the right to continue to use his Slammer nickname for another 38 years. Congrats !!
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 16
  • Scoring Average: 92
  • Birdie Average: 0.75
  • Course Rating: N/A
  • Best aspects of course: We had the course to ourselves !
Kids
  • The Kids earned $16
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $40
  • EG Member: $35
  • EG Unl. Member: $30

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Stevie Ray [C7] Dracula [A11] 15 Mulder [C17] Flash [B44] 11
NiceHair [C129] BackFlash [C59] 16 BackFlash [C59] Rulz [A17] 12
Stymie [B33] Dracula [A11] 16 Zoey (r) [D12] Flash [B44] 12
Habib (r) [B14] Ace [A3] 16 BackFlash [C59] Newsy [B220] 15
Zoey (r) [D12] Mulder [C17] 16 Mulder [C17] Bookie [C5] 15
Stymie [B33] IronMaiden [A7] 17 Dracula [A11] IronMaiden [A7] 15
Stevie Ray [C7] IronMaiden [A7] 17 Bookie [C5] Flash [B44] 16
Irons [A10] Ace [A3] 17 NiceHair [C129] Rulz [A17] 17
Steel Crazy [B35] Ace [A3] 17 NiceHair [C129] Newsy [B220] 17
Steel Crazy [B35] Irons [A10] 18 Newsy [B220] Rulz [A17] 18
Habib (r) [B14] Irons [A10] 18 Stymie [B33] Stevie Ray [C7] 18
Zoey (r) [D12] Bookie [C5] 18
Steel Crazy [B35] Habib (r) [B14] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Habib (r) 82 4 0 1 16 1 18 3-0-0 6
Flash 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Rulz 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Stevie Ray 82 1 0 0 0 1 18 2-0-1 5
Stymie 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Newsy 92 3 0 2 32 1 18 2-1-0 4
Steel Crazy 87 1 0 1 16 0 0 2-1-0 4
Bookie 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Zoey (r) 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
IronMaiden 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Irons 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
NiceHair 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Ace 89 1 1 1 16 1 18 0-3-0 0
Dracula 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Mulder 112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
BackFlash 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 3 5 3 4 3 5 4 4 36 5 4 4 3 5 4 3 4 4 36 72
Habib (r) 6 4 6 2 6 4 4 5 5 42 6 6 5 4 6 4 2 4 3 40 82 1
Stevie Ray 7 4 4 4 5 3 5 6 5 43 5 6 4 3 5 4 4 4 4 39 82 1
Ace 7 4 6 1 7 2 5 4 7 43 6 6 5 4 6 6 3 5 5 46 89 1
Newsy 8 2 7 3 6 2 6 7 4 45 5 7 5 3 7 6 5 3 6 47 92 1
Stymie 6 3 5 3 5 3 4 4 7 40 6 4 6 4 6 4 3 4 6 43 83 0
IronMaiden 7 4 5 3 5 3 6 4 5 42 7 4 5 3 5 5 3 5 5 42 84 0
Flash 6 4 6 3 4 4 6 5 4 42 6 6 6 3 5 5 2 5 5 43 85 0
Steel Crazy 6 4 5 4 5 4 6 5 6 45 6 5 4 3 7 6 4 3 4 42 87 0
Irons 6 6 5 4 5 5 6 4 4 45 5 5 5 4 6 5 5 4 5 44 89 0
Rulz 6 4 6 3 7 4 6 5 5 46 6 5 4 4 6 6 4 5 4 44 90 0
Dracula 8 4 7 3 4 3 6 4 6 45 7 5 5 4 5 5 4 5 5 45 90 0
NiceHair 8 3 6 4 5 3 6 4 5 44 7 5 6 6 7 4 5 5 4 49 93 0
Bookie 7 4 5 6 8 3 6 4 7 50 8 5 6 3 6 6 5 6 6 51 101 0
Zoey (r) 8 4 6 5 6 6 5 6 6 52 8 8 7 4 6 5 4 6 4 52 104 0
Mulder 8 3 7 6 4 7 8 6 7 56 7 8 5 4 8 7 5 5 7 56 112 0
TOTAL 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS AS
7 4 4 4 5 3 5 6 5 5 6 4 3 5 4 4 4 4
6 3 5 3 5 3 4 4 7 6 4 6 4 6 4 3 4 6
1U 2U 1U 2U 2U 2U 3U 4U 3U 2U 3U 2U 1U AS AS 1U 1U AS
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