Notables - Congrats to all the number one Slammers heading into the final event at Canadian tomorrow: OPEN: McGoop, A: Clang, Ladies Open: Dr Pepper, B: FingZ, C: Papa Malone, Ladies C: ZenGirl, D: Biscuit O’Shumka, Ladies D: Orange Crush, Senior: ProZee who also holds the #1 Slammer rank & Super Senior: Ace
- CULLIGAN DOGGIES: Five doggie holes and out of 41 players these Slammers each took 41 bones home for their doggie claim - Da Goaler (#3, 17ft 9"), Sunshine (#7, 12ft 9"), Ace (#12, 9ft 3"), Ozzie (#14, 11ft 9") and ProZee (#16, 9ft, 7")
- REAL FANS SKINS: Only 10 birdies circled in the entire field today and out of this four skins were earned with TWO for Smitty and one each to BigGuy & Ace @ 47 bones a piece
- Being a doggie and skins master on a big event day is a BIG job so an extra big thank you to KidsClub who handled the doggie duties today ... showing up early to be ready for the collecting...and to FingZ for doing the skins mastery duties getting the numbers in live so that Malone could get the stats updated for the big final event. Thank you both !!
Quotables
- You're short Mulder...."Do I look short to you?"
- If my wife knew I played my last two rounds with three women this would be my last Slammer event!
- I'm so hot..."Stop bragging!"
- I don't know when I hit the trees..."You could have stopped at I don't know"
- I am renaming it a "Hot sack hammock"
- Wow, it's cold !
- Stay out Sun!
- I would rather be in bed with Juice
- Ya ever lasted 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Manchu?
- Hitting from the sand was like swinging in a full diaper
- I think I will ask for an exemption from the red tees
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Sat Nov 14, 2015
Summary
The Slammers are one tough bunch and today was not only a test of that but proof that we can play though the toughest of conditions. The Pineview crew has been top notch in accommodating and welcoming us Slammers to their course this 2015 season and today was more of the same...Ehmcee and his staff had everything organized and setup for a 10am shotgun start and with no frost delays this morning we had a quick group meeting on the 10th tee and everyone headed out to their starting holes. At exactly 10:15 am we were off. Eleven groups made it around the course with a four hour pace and most were thankful for that as it was quite cold with a high of 1 feeling like minus 4. I would like to say that I am proud to be a part of this fine group of golfing humans. See you tomorrow at the final event, IronMaiden
Stars |
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DaGoaler (r) |
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DaGoaler is in his rookie season on Tour and continues to show what a DaGreat competitor he is...playing in his 23rd event today he ads one more bird to his stats giving him a 1.3 birdie average. DaGoaler defends against Skeeter and Smitty and with the upset win over YipMeister moves to 6th in the Slammer ranks. A tight doggie in a big field is always a good score and makes this day on the course even better. Congrats and good luck in the final event as you go for #1 in the A division! |
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Big Guy |
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BigGuy has a big day out there defending his rank against Cracker and Grumpy and going all square with Zoey to earn himself a spot in the final four of the D Division ... and sometimes it just takes that one shot to make a great day and BigGuy hits that shot into the 12th green and makes the putt for birdie that holds up for one quarter of the skins pot. Well done and good luck in the final run for #1 D!; |
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ProZee |
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ProZee went into today as the number 1 Slammer and came out with the same rank...he didn't need to defend to keep the rank but he did take the 6 points against FingZ, Steel Crazy and Eeyore. One cutoff birdie and a doggie top off a great day. Congrats on taking the top spot into the final event of the season and good luck as you go for #1 Senior! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 41
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.24
- Course Rating: 9
- Best aspects of course: Having the back nine to ourselves as we started our day;
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $35
- EG Member: $30
- EG Unl. Member: $25
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
RonBow [B25] |
Kricket [B23] |
13 |
Pommie [C32] |
The Game [B32] |
WDN |
Blue [A10] |
Steamer [A4] |
13 |
Pommie [C32] |
Ozzie [B22] |
WDN |
Shooter (r) [C9] |
AngryBird [C7] |
13 |
ZenGirl [C11] |
IronMaiden [B6] |
12 |
DaGoaler (r) [A3] |
YipMeister [O1] |
13 |
ZenGirl [C11] |
chill [B10] |
12 |
Smitty [A14] |
YipMeister [O1] |
13 |
FingZ [B2] |
ProZee [B1] |
13 |
Eeyore [B31] |
Steel Crazy [B14] |
14 |
SunShine [B26] |
IronMaiden [B6] |
13 |
Blue [A10] |
Crenshaw [A1] |
15 |
Cracker (r) [B30] |
Big Guy [D1] |
13 |
KidsClub [C8] |
AngryBird [C7] |
15 |
Grumpy [D3] |
Big Guy [D1] |
13 |
Skeeter [A11] |
YipMeister [O1] |
15 |
SunShine [B26] |
chill [B10] |
13 |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
Gru [B7] |
15 |
Steel Crazy [B14] |
ProZee [B1] |
14 |
Shooter (r) [C9] |
KidsClub [C8] |
16 |
Ace [A9] |
McGoop [O2] |
14 |
Lucky [B11] |
Steamer [A4] |
16 |
Gru [B7] |
Irons [A12] |
14 |
Shooter (r) [C9] |
BearCat [B9] |
16 |
MsDemeanor [C31] |
Orange Crush [D2] |
14 |
Smitty [A14] |
Skeeter [A11] |
16 |
Gru [B7] |
Habib (r) [B3] |
14 |
Dracula [A13] |
Ace [A9] |
16 |
Skeeter [A11] |
DaGoaler (r) [A3] |
14 |
Orange Crush [D2] |
Mulder [C12] |
16 |
ZenGirl [C11] |
SunShine [B26] |
15 |
MsDemeanor [C31] |
Mulder [C12] |
16 |
Eeyore [B31] |
ProZee [B1] |
15 |
Lucky [B11] |
Crenshaw [A1] |
17 |
Dracula [A13] |
McGoop [O2] |
15 |
chill [B10] |
IronMaiden [B6] |
17 |
Smitty [A14] |
DaGoaler (r) [A3] |
15 |
KidsClub [C8] |
BearCat [B9] |
17 |
Lucky [B11] |
Blue [A10] |
16 |
Kaki [C30] |
Mulder [C12] |
17 |
The Game [B32] |
Ozzie [B22] |
16 |
Steel Crazy [B14] |
FingZ [B2] |
18 |
Kaki [C30] |
Orange Crush [D2] |
16 |
Eeyore [B31] |
FingZ [B2] |
18 |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
Irons [A12] |
17 |
|
|
|
Bobo [B29] |
Bookie [C4] |
17 |
|
|
|
Kricket [B23] |
Bookie [C4] |
17 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D3] |
Cracker (r) [B30] |
17 |
|
|
|
Bookie [C4] |
RonBow [B25] |
18 |
|
|
|
Bobo [B29] |
Kricket [B23] |
18 |
|
|
|
Steamer [A4] |
Crenshaw [A1] |
18 |
|
|
|
AngryBird [C7] |
BearCat [B9] |
18 |
|
|
|
MsDemeanor [C31] |
Kaki [C30] |
18 |
|
|
|
Bobo [B29] |
RonBow [B25] |
18 |
|
|
|
Habib (r) [B3] |
Irons [A12] |
18 |
|
|
|
Stevie Ray [C3] |
Habib (r) [B3] |
18 |
|
|
|
Cracker (r) [B30] |
Zoey (we remember) (r) [C14] |
18 |
|
|
|
Big Guy [D1] |
Zoey (we remember) (r) [C14] |
18 |
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Grumpy [D3] |
Zoey (we remember) (r) [C14] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
DaGoaler (r) |
79 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
ProZee |
83 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Blue |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
chill |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Shooter (r) |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Irons |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
RonBow |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Orange Crush |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Big Guy |
95 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
47 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Zoey (we remember) (r) |
106 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Ozzie |
83 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
Smitty |
84 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
94 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
McGoop |
77 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
IronMaiden |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Lucky |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Eeyore |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Habib (r) |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Bookie |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
KidsClub |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Kaki |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
SunShine |
94 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
41 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Dracula |
84 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
The Game |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
Skeeter |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Crenshaw |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Steel Crazy |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Stevie Ray |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
BearCat |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
MsDemeanor |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Cracker (r) |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Bobo |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Kricket |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Ace |
88 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
41 |
1 |
47 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
YipMeister |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
FingZ |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Steamer |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Gru |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
ZenGirl |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
AngryBird |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Grumpy |
109 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Mulder |
114 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Pommie |
WDN |
|
|
|
|
|
|
0-2-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
35 |
71 |
|
Smitty |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
43 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
41 |
84 |
2 |
Ace |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
44 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
44 |
88 |
1 |
Big Guy |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
5 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
45 |
95 |
1 |
McGoop |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
38 |
77 |
0 |
DaGoaler (r) |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
38 |
79 |
0 |
ProZee |
8 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
37 |
83 |
0 |
Ozzie |
8 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
37 |
83 |
0 |
Dracula |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
41 |
84 |
0 |
Blue |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
40 |
85 |
0 |
chill |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
7 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
88 |
0 |
The Game |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
88 |
0 |
Skeeter |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
89 |
0 |
Eeyore |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
45 |
90 |
0 |
Lucky |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
90 |
0 |
Shooter (r) |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
Crenshaw |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
92 |
0 |
Irons |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
49 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
92 |
0 |
YipMeister |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
50 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
93 |
0 |
Steel Crazy |
7 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
94 |
0 |
RonBow |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
48 |
94 |
0 |
SunShine |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
94 |
0 |
Bookie |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
Steamer |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
49 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
FingZ |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
50 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
45 |
95 |
0 |
Habib (r) |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
49 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
Bobo |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
50 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
47 |
97 |
0 |
Orange Crush |
7 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
51 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
46 |
97 |
0 |
KidsClub |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
50 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
48 |
98 |
0 |
BearCat |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
50 |
98 |
0 |
Kricket |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
52 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
100 |
0 |
Gru |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
50 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
52 |
102 |
0 |
ZenGirl |
7 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
54 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
51 |
105 |
0 |
Zoey (we remember) (r) |
8 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
56 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
2 |
7 |
5 |
50 |
106 |
0 |
Grumpy |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
57 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
52 |
109 |
0 |
Cracker (r) |
7 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
60 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
50 |
110 |
0 |
Mulder |
8 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
56 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
58 |
114 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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4 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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