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Prescott LoGo

Notables

  • Two rookies are closing in on their free entry (ten events as a rookie) to the Ottawa Sun Scramble, they are Luigi and SkyKing, both playing their seventh.
  • Boomer & TwinDad were rookies in 2005 and today are playing in their twelfth season, and although they have played together six times, this is almost the tenth anniversary (July 7, 2006) since their last meeting.
  • Not very often that Wilford has the lowest scoring median in a field of ten. He and SkyKing were the only two Super Seniors and the two best SMs.
  • Bubbles (most of you know him as TwinDad) chips in for a birdie on sixteen!
  • Oakmont has only two par fives, that are 1299 yards in total. I am glad that I didn’t play them. I scored 23 of max 24 on Prescott’s three par fives today.
  • Two Steves are better than one! Thank you Wilford as the QuickSnap Doggy Master and Mulder for being the Broker4Tickets SkinMaster. I just realized that the first time that I saw Wilford Brimley, and Fox Mulder was on tv. What else do you guys have in common? THANK YOU guys, for your entertaining reports. For those of you that don't know - any jocularity between us was all love!
  • FINALLY THE TOUR WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE LUIGI. Today was his first ever Slammer event that he broke the 100 barrier. It was also his second career win and it happened less than a week from his first. HOORAY!

Quotables

  • “BearCat will have to do.” Editor note – he SURE did, “Hey AB – remember that the EARLY bird catches the worm.” “I prefer Dirty Bird!”
  • “We stimped those collars out at 10!”
  • “We are going to start when Angry Bird warms up!” “In golf or in temper?”
  • “You get an eight and take honours. Two holes later, you get a bird and are LAST to get to the tee box. Who taught you this game, Sardine?”
  • “I tend to hook, but I say draw, because it sounds so much better.”
  • “ At least I got a good bounce. I needed to lay up anyways, might as well be at the 150 stake.”
  • “This is just like Oakmont … except for the golfers.”
  • “I have three 7s in a row.” “This isn’t the casino though!”
  • “I got myself a wife, and got a life.” “Well, I got rid of my wife and now have a life.”
  • “I love hot days! I can go pee and get some on my pants, and by the time that I get to the green – nobody notices!”
Event: Prescott
Fri Jun 17, 2016
Summary
Happy Birthday Kids Club, now you can play that Super Senior match! No rust at Prescott – Irons & IronMaiden both bailed. Maybe all of the Iron was needed at OakMont. There is a Plum of a tournament being played there in iron country Pennsylvania. Both courses shared a few things – many similarities – such as train horns, but one of the differences may be the quality of golfers. The Tours also share a similarity, that being that we both draw players from all over. Today at Prescott we had Wilford from the Peterborough area and Boomer from Brighton. Should we get Brownie points for the Tour, before our events?

Stars
AngryBird
2-0, 12 less than median, 2 skins, upsets BearCat to move from C10 to C4 (33 rungs up the ladder).
Grumpy
3-0, 9 less than median, 1 skin, defends highest ranking in the field.
SkyKing
2-0, 1 less than median, with 1 skin.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 10
  • Scoring Average: 96
  • Birdie Average: 0.4
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: tee to green
Kids
  • The Kids earned $13
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $43
  • EG Member: $37
  • EG Unl. Member: $31

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
AngryBird [63] BearCat [32] 12 TwinDad [90] SkyKing [36] 12
Boomer [231] TwinDad [90] 14 Wilford [84] AngryBird [63] 13
Wilford [84] BearCat [32] 14 Zoey (we remember) [177] Grumpy [28] 14
Luigi [229] Zoey (we remember) [177] 16 Boomer [231] SkyKing [36] 15
Mulder [31] Grumpy [28] 17
Zoey (we remember) [177] Mulder [31] 17
Luigi [229] Grumpy [28] 18
Luigi [229] Mulder [31] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Grumpy 94 0 0 0 0 1 5 3-0-0 6
AngryBird 83 0 0 0 0 2 10 2-0-0 4
SkyKing 93 0 0 0 0 1 5 2-0-0 4
Mulder 94 1 0 0 0 1 5 2-1-0 4
Luigi 98 1 0 1 25 1 5 1-2-0 2
Wilford 91 0 0 0 0 1 5 1-1-0 2
Boomer 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Zoey (we remember) 101 1 0 1 25 1 5 0-3-0 0
TwinDad 110 1 0 0 0 1 5 0-2-0 0
BearCat 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 3 5 3 5 3 4 35 70
AngryBird 5 5 4 4 6 4 4 4 4 40 5 5 5 4 5 4 5 5 5 43 83 2
Wilford 6 5 5 4 6 4 5 5 3 43 5 6 6 5 6 3 7 4 6 48 91 1
SkyKing 4 5 6 8 6 6 5 4 4 48 5 5 6 4 6 4 6 4 5 45 93 1
Mulder 7 4 6 4 8 7 5 6 4 51 4 4 5 4 4 6 6 5 5 43 94 1
Grumpy 6 4 6 5 7 6 5 4 4 47 4 4 5 4 8 5 8 5 4 47 94 1
Luigi 5 8 6 2 7 6 6 6 4 50 6 6 5 4 6 4 6 6 5 48 98 1
Zoey (we remember) 6 5 6 5 7 6 6 4 4 49 7 7 7 4 8 2 6 5 6 52 101 1
TwinDad 8 5 6 6 7 6 7 6 6 57 7 6 8 6 6 5 4 5 6 53 110 1
BearCat 6 5 6 4 6 4 5 5 4 45 6 7 7 4 8 4 6 4 5 51 96 0
Boomer 8 6 5 6 8 5 7 5 5 55 6 7 5 5 5 5 6 4 6 49 104 0
TOTAL 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 9
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 1U 2U 2U 2U 2U 3U 4U 3U 3U 4U 5U 6U - - - - -
5 5 4 4 6 4 4 4 4 5 5 5 4 - - - - -
6 5 5 4 6 4 5 5 3 5 6 6 5 - - - - -
- - - - -
RESULT: AngryBird wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:
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