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Notables

  • MILESTONES - we started the day aiming at a potential 15. How many were reached? Well SunShine (hole 3) did lose her 1000th bone!. Stevie Ray (hole5) went 3-0 (did I hear him promise to do so?), and when he took down GolfGeek it was SRR's 1100th career win. He was only beaten to that milestone by three others. Nibbs recorded his 200th career point today. The last two Milestones both were performed by our MC. Malone (hole 1) was second to get his 325th bird and 4th to win 6M bones. Congrats to you all!
  • NOTABLE ONE - JUICE ... The two time and defending Preston Cup winner, has completed a very notable feat today. She lost to McGoop - but has never won in their 97 matches (98th tomorrow!). She won a dog - but that is nothing new as she has won the QuickSnap cup twice (both times setting records). So what was the feat? Well 544 events ago, she started her career at Nation on May 17, 2008 (3647 days). She lost fifteen bones and only made it to the plus side in September. By October she was back in the negative until today. Her dog on hole seven won her 53 bones and she is now on the plus side of the ledger. She entered today in 734th place on the bones list and after that dog she is now at #380.
  • A great big THANK YOU to two of the Tour's future. Macdahustla (hole 1) has to be earning the most of those ghost karma points - he collected all of the bones pre-golf and that is not easy with 44 golfers. Many of them he did NOT know. Thank you QuickSnap for sending him along. The other Master today was GolfGeek. This was not his first time as SkinMaster. Broker4Tickets has used him before but not at a large event. He did a fantastic job ensuring that all of the info was captured correctly. LUCKY (hole 2) - you deserved a day off!
  • NOTABLE TWO - Today may be the largest Slammer group that had live scoring in all groups - THANK YOU!
  • EAGLE ALERT - this is always a notable - but today we had two of them. Don't panic - it wasn't one of those rare EAGLE cut-offs. Who was first? Well it was a shotgun and both started off on the same hole six. Goldilocks (6A) hit hers on hole ten. McGoop (6B) had his two plus hours later on hole #1. Some of these Guys and Gals are Good!

Quotables

  • "Here, you can have these balls." "Are you done practising?" "Yes, I'm good." Then she realized how that sounded - we have to stop using the kid's lines.
  • "I can't do live scoring. The medication that I am taking doesn't go well with live scoring.
  • "Yet another senior moment!"
  • Lying three. "One more shot and you may reach the longest drive."
  • "If you threw your club forward, you wouldn't lose time going back for it." (of course we don't condone club throwing ever - so that was probably your last time).
  • "Nice par putt Marmotte!" reminder that he is not a barbotte, he is a groundhog and NOT a fish!"
  • "Hey Mac, you aren't as long as you think you are."
  • "Congratulations AliG, you are 3-0!" "Well I can't say that has ever happened before."
  • "Hey Macky (hole 5) did you three putt on hole 16?" Yes, did I do something wrong?" "Well three putting from eight feet is a not RIGHT!"
Event: Canadian
Sat May 12, 2018
Summary
What an awesome day. To all of our friends in Slammerdom that listen to forecasts and decide to not play because of what they hear, I am so sorry for you. AND we missed you at there. Did I mention what a day!!! Great job once again by Malone. Skylar and his team did a fantastic job as hosts (in case you were wondering *why Canadian?* THAT"S WHY! The carts were ready ... they lead the shotgun (starting holes mentioned below for each group), and everything was AWESOME!

Stars
MsDemeanor
MsDemeanor (started on hole 2) got meaner and went 3-0, shot a C score, had two birdies, and a dog. She first defeated TravelFreak 6and5. Next hole and next victim was Gatorette (say hello to the new #1D). Her third win happened with her awesome par on hole one - she then shook hands with LuvLife. Now go order your hat!
BearCat
Also went 3-0, shot a B score, and had a birdie. He first welcomed rookie PlayitFwd and shook hands with her, when they both parred hole 16. He won 6and5, (they began on hole 4). Second to succumb to the Bear today was TwinDad. He lost 5and3, but they probably expected that. Today wes their seventh match and neither has ever won two in a row. BC wins the odd numbered match and TD the even ones. Now say hello to the new #1C, he beat cracker for only the second time in their 10 matches. This was BearCat's closest match today, but he still had room to breathe. He won the match in style with a birdie on hole one. Now go order your hat!
Ali G
Started (on hole 4) also, and may have been inspired watching the second star all day. He copied him and went 3-0 (two were upsets), first ever perfect day, in his 67th event! He shot a C score, and hello Sam! Today was his first match vs Marmotte and is now undefeated. It was his fifth match against the drummer. He and DiddleDude were 2-2 before today's win for son of the gators. It moved him up to D5. On hole three - their final hole of the day, he beat Grumpy. This after having a 0-9-1 record against Snow White's favourite dwarf.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 44
  • Scoring Average: 93
  • Birdie Average: 0.5
  • Course Rating: 2.5
  • Best aspects of course: THE COMPANY(too many other things to list)
Kids
  • The Kids earned $19
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $130
  • EG Member: $115
  • EG Unl. Member: $100
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Stevie Ray [C46] Bookie [C3] 14 Marmotte [D95] Ali G [D11] 12
BearCat [C10] TwinDad [C8] 14 Shteeme [A28] Macdahustla [A7] 12
MsDemeanor [D6] Gatorette [D1] 14 Kaki [C19] Ripzone [B21] 13
Stevie Ray [C46] GolfGeek [B55] 14 GoofBall [B47] Lucky [B16] 13
BG (r) [Unr] Klondike (r) [Unr] 14 Knacker (r) [A5] Malone [O2] 13
Gator [C4] Bookie [C3] 15 PlayitFwd (r) [Unr] BearCat [C10] 13
Mongo [C79] SunShine [C18] 15 GoofBall [B47] Chadderbox [B4] 13
Stevie Ray [C46] Gator [C4] 15 Putt4Doe (r) [D8] Mongo [C79] 13
BearCat [C10] Cracker [C1] 15 Lahickster (r) [C101] Ripzone [B21] 14
P-Diddy [A31] Knacker (r) [A5] 15 PlayitFwd (r) [Unr] TwinDad [C8] 14
Rulz [A20] Knacker (r) [A5] 15 Rulz [A20] Malone [O2] 14
Ali G [D11] Grumpy [D3] 16 Righteous (r) [Unr] pointZero [A38] 14
Luvlife [D10] Gatorette [D1] 16 Klondike (r) [Unr] Juice [A3] 14
Ali G [D11] Diddledude [D2] 16 Juice [A3] McGoop [O1] 14
Shteeme [A28] Hollywood Hogg [A19] 17 TravelFreak [D38] MsDemeanor [D6] 14
P-Diddy [A31] Rulz [A20] 18 PlayitFwd (r) [Unr] Cracker [C1] 14
BG (r) [Unr] Juice [A3] 18 TravelFreak [D38] Gatorette [D1] 14
Shteeme [A28] Nibbs [A10] 14
Macky (r) [B15] pointZero [A38] 14
FingZ [B38] Lucky [B16] 15
FingZ [B38] Chadderbox [B4] 15
TravelFreak [D38] Luvlife [D10] 15
Hollywood Hogg [A19] Nibbs [A10] 15
Goldilocks [D34] Lahickster (r) [C101] 15
Hollywood Hogg [A19] Macdahustla [A7] 15
P-Diddy [A31] Malone [O2] 16
Bubba [D4] Mongo [C79] 16
Putt4Doe (r) [D8] Bubba [D4] 16
SunShine [C18] Bubba [D4] 16
Goldilocks [D34] Kaki [C19] 16
GoofBall [B47] FingZ [B38] 16
Macky (r) [B15] Guyzer [B14] 16
Righteous (r) [Unr] Guyzer [B14] 16
Putt4Doe (r) [D8] SunShine [C18] 17
TwinDad [C8] Cracker [C1] 17
Marmotte [D95] Diddledude [D2] 17
GolfGeek [B55] Bookie [C3] 18
Marmotte [D95] Grumpy [D3] 18
Lucky [B16] Chadderbox [B4] 18
GolfGeek [B55] Gator [C4] 18
Lahickster (r) [C101] Kaki [C19] 18
Luvlife [D10] MsDemeanor [D6] 18
pointZero [A38] Guyzer [B14] 18
Nibbs [A10] Macdahustla [A7] 18
Grumpy [D3] Diddledude [D2] 18
Righteous (r) [Unr] Macky (r) [B15] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
MsDemeanor 94 2 0 1 53 0 0 3-0-0 6
Malone 78 3 0 0 0 1 43 3-0-0 6
Macdahustla 79 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
BearCat 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Guyzer 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Mongo 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Stevie Ray 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ali G 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chadderbox 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Lucky 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
BG (r) 87 1 0 1 53 1 43 2-0-0 4
Nibbs 80 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Ripzone 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
P-Diddy 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
pointZero 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Cracker 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Bubba 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Luvlife 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Gator 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Kaki 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Lahickster (r) 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Grumpy 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Diddledude 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Rulz 86 1 0 1 53 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 86 2 0 1 53 0 0 1-2-0 2
McGoop 71 2 1 0 0 1 43 1-0-0 2
FingZ 93 1 0 0 0 1 43 1-2-0 2
Shteeme 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Macky (r) 90 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
TwinDad 99 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
SunShine 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Gatorette 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bookie 102 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
GolfGeek 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Goldilocks 98 0 1 0 0 1 43 0-2-0 0
Righteous (r) 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Hollywood Hogg 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Knacker (r) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Klondike (r) 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
GoofBall 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
PlayitFwd (r) 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Marmotte 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Putt4Doe (r) 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
TravelFreak 117 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 5 3 35 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 37 72
McGoop 3 4 3 4 5 4 3 4 3 33 4 4 5 5 4 4 3 5 4 38 71 1
Malone 7 4 2 5 4 4 4 5 3 38 4 5 4 4 4 5 4 4 6 40 78 1
BG (r) 6 5 4 5 6 5 5 5 4 45 5 5 4 6 4 5 2 6 5 42 87 1
FingZ 5 6 5 4 3 6 5 7 3 44 8 5 4 4 7 6 4 6 5 49 93 1
Goldilocks 7 5 5 5 5 8 5 7 4 51 3 6 7 5 4 6 4 6 6 47 98 1
Macdahustla 7 4 4 6 4 4 3 4 3 39 5 5 4 5 5 4 3 5 4 40 79 0
Nibbs 5 6 5 5 4 5 3 5 3 41 6 5 3 4 3 4 4 5 5 39 80 0
Ripzone 7 4 3 5 4 5 3 4 4 39 5 5 5 4 4 4 4 5 5 41 80 0
P-Diddy 6 5 3 5 5 4 4 4 3 39 5 6 6 4 4 4 4 5 5 43 82 0
Chadderbox 5 4 3 4 5 4 3 6 3 37 7 5 5 5 5 6 4 6 4 47 84 0
BearCat 4 5 3 4 5 5 4 6 3 39 7 5 5 4 5 4 3 8 6 47 86 0
Juice 6 6 2 6 5 4 3 5 4 41 6 5 4 5 5 3 4 7 6 45 86 0
Lucky 5 6 4 5 4 4 3 6 5 42 5 4 4 5 6 5 3 8 4 44 86 0
Rulz 5 4 2 5 7 5 4 6 5 43 5 5 4 5 4 4 6 5 5 43 86 0
Shteeme 8 4 5 5 5 4 4 5 4 44 6 6 4 4 5 4 4 5 5 43 87 0
Guyzer 6 5 4 5 4 5 3 7 3 42 6 6 5 4 4 4 3 7 6 45 87 0
pointZero 8 4 4 4 5 7 3 5 3 43 6 4 4 4 4 6 4 8 6 46 89 0
Righteous (r) 5 5 5 6 6 6 4 6 3 46 5 4 4 6 5 5 4 5 6 44 90 0
Hollywood Hogg 7 5 6 5 5 5 4 5 4 46 5 4 5 4 4 6 4 6 6 44 90 0
Macky (r) 4 5 6 4 5 7 3 7 5 46 5 6 5 5 4 4 4 6 5 44 90 0
Cracker 7 5 3 6 5 6 3 7 4 46 6 5 5 5 4 5 4 6 5 45 91 0
Knacker (r) 5 6 3 6 6 6 3 5 4 44 7 5 5 6 4 5 5 6 5 48 92 0
Kaki 7 6 4 5 5 5 5 6 4 47 6 4 7 5 4 4 4 6 6 46 93 0
MsDemeanor 5 5 7 5 4 5 4 8 2 45 7 5 7 5 3 4 5 7 6 49 94 0
Lahickster (r) 6 7 4 4 4 5 4 8 4 46 6 4 6 5 5 4 5 7 6 48 94 0
Bubba 5 5 6 5 5 5 4 6 4 45 6 5 5 6 5 7 3 7 6 50 95 0
Klondike (r) 6 5 4 5 5 6 3 6 6 46 7 5 5 7 6 5 3 5 6 49 95 0
Mongo 5 8 5 5 6 4 4 6 5 48 6 4 5 5 4 5 3 8 7 47 95 0
Stevie Ray 7 8 3 6 5 6 5 7 4 51 6 5 5 4 5 5 4 6 5 45 96 0
Luvlife 7 5 4 4 7 4 6 8 4 49 7 7 4 5 5 3 4 8 6 49 98 0
Gator 7 5 3 5 6 5 3 8 6 48 7 5 6 5 6 6 5 5 6 51 99 0
TwinDad 6 8 3 5 5 5 4 7 4 47 5 7 3 7 5 5 5 7 8 52 99 0
Ali G 5 6 4 5 5 6 4 8 4 47 5 4 6 4 7 7 4 8 7 52 99 0
GoofBall 8 6 8 6 5 5 6 5 4 53 5 6 4 6 5 5 5 5 6 47 100 0
SunShine 6 8 5 8 5 7 4 8 3 54 7 5 4 5 6 5 4 6 5 47 101 0
Bookie 8 4 3 7 6 4 5 7 2 46 8 6 6 7 7 7 4 6 5 56 102 0
Grumpy 7 6 5 6 8 5 6 6 3 52 7 5 4 5 6 7 4 8 4 50 102 0
Gatorette 6 6 5 5 6 5 5 8 6 52 7 6 6 6 4 4 4 8 6 51 103 0
GolfGeek 5 6 4 6 6 6 6 8 6 53 7 5 5 5 5 5 4 8 6 50 103 0
Diddledude 8 7 3 5 5 5 5 8 5 51 6 5 6 7 5 6 6 6 8 55 106 0
Marmotte 7 7 4 6 6 6 6 7 5 54 6 5 6 7 6 5 4 7 7 53 107 0
Putt4Doe (r) 6 8 5 6 8 6 3 8 3 53 7 8 5 6 4 6 5 7 8 56 109 0
TravelFreak 5 7 3 7 7 7 3 7 6 52 8 7 7 8 8 7 4 8 8 65 117 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 4U 5U 5U 6U 7U 8U 9U - - - - - - -
3 4 3 4 5 4 3 4 3 4 4 - - - - - - -
6 5 4 5 5 6 3 6 6 7 5 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:
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