 Notables - FIRST NOTABLE - As we played it last fall - the change is now official - the first three holes of each nine have been switched. The two par fives along the north of the course, aptly named Toronto and Montreal holes (as that is the direction that the train is going) remain their original numbers and the next six holes on both nines remain in order.
- SECOND NOTABLE - BigGuy is playing his twentieth (20) event here at the BCC. He has played here for the ninth year in a row and this is the only course that we can say that about.
- NOTABLE THREE – Raking a bunker is NOT optional!!!
- NOTABLE FOUR – Mulder (surprise surprise) AGAIN steps up to fill the void and be theQuickSnap Doggie Master. THANK YOU SIR!
- NOTABLE FIVE – Please feel free to look into this. I believe that when you plug your ball, and then spend a long time looking for it in the very wet rough – you must take your drop in that same rough (of course not in casual water), and NOT ten feet onto the fairway.
- Notable second LAST – the derby had Good Magic (sutty doggie on 15), Audible (grumpy), Installed Regard (GOVNER), My Boy Jack (potter), Bravazo (steel crazy), Lone Sailor (boomer drove from brighton), Vino Rosso (chip me in – enuff said), Solomini (bubba – this little guy drove alone), Flameaway (green arrow left like he was on fire), Enticed (bigguy enticed here for the 20th time), Promises Fulfilled (knacker – promises mrs ward that he will play golf), Free Drop Billy (cracker), Combatant (twin dad – dad of twins is always in a combat), Mendelssohn (mulder the music man).
- LAST NOTABLE The Audubon Society is very pleased with the Slammer Tour today. Not only were there no eagles, but nary a feathered friend was had by the group of 14.
 Quotables
- "I love Brockville CC!"
- What is my weakness? "Is there a weakness in perfection?"
- "There are two choices in life. Laugh or cry. Try not to cry."
- "I am going to get a hole in one in my next event." "Hey, Mulder you forgot to do so today!"
- “He looks like he wintered well.” “Well, how many of us lose weight over the winter?”
- After hitting his ball further underground. “Here do you want to use this pitch fork?” “NO! the ball is too deep”
- “ Hello ducky! You wanna come home for dinner with me? You’d be a good duck l ’orange.”
- "14th star is... 13th star ... etc etc and the first star is" "You should do that next week at the opener ... 50th star is"
- "last quotable goes to the OC. "Nobody likes to get to their ball and see mud on it. Yes I should have called LC&P, but Slammers instead of standing over your ball and cursing the OC then hitting it into the water or trees, just be positive and hit your best shot and clean your ball on the green."
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Sat May 5, 2018
Summary
Good morning and welcome to the BCC (Brockville Country Club). It is the day after many experienced their worst wind storms of their life. The course looks great! Some people, here before us, have been not very friendly while driving their carts (or maybe the service trucks), because we see some terrible tire marks. There is a change here and now it is official - see the first notable, on the left. I know that some of you justified staying home to watch Justify win the 144th derby (2nd last notable).
| Stars |
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GovNer4 |
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Is the only awesome dude that live scored ... man of the year. I happen to know that he doesn't like me saying so but I assure Slammer Tour management appreciate it. What else - he was the only Slammer today to go 3-0. Each of those wins earned him three points and the worthy star notice! |
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Cracker |
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YES again - he did defend against two of those C division players. He beat both Green Arrow and Twin Dad with his bogey on hole 16. Whichever of them that he beat second - was his 200th career win. He is #65 to reach that milestone. His victory over the superhero was his first after 5 straight defeats to start their career. There was an announcement made for the second star, but when adding the milestone win against a previously unbeatable opponent, worthy of bonus points from this OC. He has moved into third place for the year. ALL HAIL the CRACKER! |
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Grumpy |
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Went undefeated and had two skins. Before the event he had an 81-75-23 record vs his two opponents. His hand was shaken by BigGuy after 17 and one hole later the BIGGER guy Bubba shook as they halved the match. Grumpy was the only one to par holes 2 and 12, for two skins. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 14
- Scoring Average: 103
- Birdie Average: N/A
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: being ahead of Grumpy's pants on the gold=f course!
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $56
- EG Member: $48
- EG Unl. Member: $41
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Cracker [B11] |
Green Arrow [B7] |
16 |
Sutty [C31] |
Boomer [C8] |
14 |
| Potter [C33] |
Sutty [C31] |
17 |
Mulder [C41] |
Chipmein [B49] |
14 |
| Grumpy [D2] |
Big Guy [D1] |
17 |
Mulder [C41] |
Steel Crazy [B1] |
14 |
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Big Guy [D1] |
Bubba [C52] |
15 |
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Potter [C33] |
Boomer [C8] |
16 |
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TwinDad [C20] |
Cracker [B11] |
16 |
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Green Arrow [B7] |
GovNer4 [B6] |
16 |
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TwinDad [C20] |
GovNer4 [B6] |
17 |
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Bubba [C52] |
Grumpy [D2] |
18 |
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Chipmein [B49] |
Steel Crazy [B1] |
18 |
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Steel Crazy [B1] |
Knacker (r) [Unr] |
18 |
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TwinDad [C20] |
Green Arrow [B7] |
18 |
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Cracker [B11] |
GovNer4 [B6] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
GovNer4 |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Boomer |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Steel Crazy |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Cracker |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Bubba |
103 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-1 |
3 |
|
Grumpy |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
20 |
1-0-1 |
3 |
|
Potter |
104 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
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Chipmein |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
20 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
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Knacker (r) |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
1-0-0 |
2 |
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TwinDad |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Green Arrow |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Sutty |
102 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Mulder |
113 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Big Guy |
114 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
72 |
|
| Chipmein |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
49 |
102 |
2 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
52 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
51 |
103 |
2 |
| Knacker (r) |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
93 |
1 |
| Boomer |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
49 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
98 |
1 |
| GovNer4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
48 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
49 |
97 |
0 |
| Steel Crazy |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
49 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
50 |
99 |
0 |
| Sutty |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
51 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
51 |
102 |
0 |
| Bubba |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
52 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
8 |
51 |
103 |
0 |
| TwinDad |
7 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
50 |
104 |
0 |
| Cracker |
8 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
52 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
52 |
104 |
0 |
| Potter |
6 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
51 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
53 |
104 |
0 |
| Mulder |
6 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
54 |
113 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
6 |
7 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
57 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
57 |
114 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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6 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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