The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Fuzzy and Spam win their TC Mixed match vs PizzaMan and Iron Maiden! Great match!!
Honourable Mention to IronMaiden who puts up a gallant fight, shoots 89 and takes out Fuzzy! She takes a doggie to boot! Nicccccccceee!!
Honourable Mention to Hacker who continues his streak shooting 82! Well done!
Unmention to Fuzzy who graciously accepts defeat by IronMaiden, PizzaMan and Spam but takes 2 doggies and a skin! Now that's a money man!!
DOGGIES: 5 doggies @15 bones per going to SpinMaster, Fuzzy (2), Spam and IronMaiden! Love thoses puppies!!
SKINS: Would you believe 4 skins!! @18 bones per going to Chimney, SpinMaster, Fuzzy and Spam! Great shots!!
Thanks to our skinmaster, Lucky and our doggie mistress, IronMaiden, for a job well done!
A special thanks to Cuba for donating prizes for the 3 stars!
IronMaidem and PizzaMan dressed stylish and colour coordinated wearing matching black and orange outfits! A great look and contenders for the Piccolo Grande Cup!

Quotables

Fuzzy went inside of him!
Gotta love a 4 skin day!
If you sing it backwards you can hear "Shorty is the devil, Shorty is the devil!
If I aim at that tree, I will hit that tree! Yup, I hit the tree!
Gilles Peladeau is looking for a handle, D'oh!!
You should change your handle to Muffy, since you Muffed a few!
I like it tight!
Had breakfast at the Antrim Truck Stop - waitress said "I embroidered that Slammer shirt and hat" - she previously worked for Rock and EmbroidMe of Kanata!
Did you carry him? YUP!

Sun Aug 30, 2009

Summary
How can one describe early morning tee times; clear, dry weather; golfing match play with buddy Slammers; and the right balance between competition and comradery? Throw in some easy going conversation, poking fun in an appropriate way, the occassional great golf shot and the friendly staff at Arnprior. You guessed it another enjoyable and successful Slammer Tour event! How do we describe it - absolutely perfect!

Stars
	Spam (r)
	A big ovation and welcome to Spam playing her 1st Slammer Tour event. She kicks butt by going 3-0-0 with a bird, a dog and a skin. She has the low round of the day shooting a 76 and she carries the load for the Spam-Fuzzy team in the mixed double event. Outstanding round and welcome to the Tour!!
	SpinMaster
	SpinMaster wins all his matches and has 2 birds and a skin. He shoots 80 which is 5 below his scoring average. Great round SpinMaster!!
	Chimney
	Chimney shoots 81 with a bird and a skin. He goes 3-0-0 and adds to his current win % of 77%. BOOM chucka lucka lucka BOOM!! Way to smoke them, Chimney! Great job!

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 15
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.4
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: Greens

Kids

The Kids earned $19

Event Fees

ST Member: $42
EG Member: $35
EG Unl. Member: $20

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Chimney [A19]	Cuba (r) [A10]	15	IronMaiden [B4]	Spam (r) [Unr]	12
Mapper [C10]	Wilford (r) [C4]	17	PuraVida [C40]	Wilford (r) [C4]	12
Hacker [B26]	Lucky [B5]	18	PuraVida [C40]	KidsClub [C6]	13
			SlapShot (r) [B17]	SpinMaster [A12]	13
			PinSeeker [A13]	SpinMaster [A12]	13
			PizzaMan [A9]	Spam (r) [Unr]	13
			Fuzzy [B12]	Spam (r) [Unr]	15
			Lucky [B5]	Chimney [A19]	15
			Hacker [B26]	Chimney [A19]	15
			SlapShot (r) [B17]	PinSeeker [A13]	15
			Mapper [C10]	KidsClub [C6]	16
			PuraVida [C40]	Mapper [C10]	16
			Fuzzy [B12]	PizzaMan [A9]	17
			KidsClub [C6]	Wilford (r) [C4]	17
			Fuzzy [B12]	IronMaiden [B4]	18
			IronMaiden [B4]	PizzaMan [A9]	18
			Lucky [B5]	Cuba (r) [A10]	18
			Hacker [B26]	Cuba (r) [A10]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Spam (r)	76	1	0	1	15	1	18	3-0-0	6
Chimney	81	1	0	0	0	1	18	3-0-0	6
SpinMaster	80	2	0	1	15	1	18	2-0-0	4
PizzaMan	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
KidsClub	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Mapper	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Wilford (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Hacker	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Cuba (r)	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
IronMaiden	89	0	0	1	15	0	0	1-2-0	2
PinSeeker	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Fuzzy	91	1	0	2	30	1	18	0-3-0	0
Lucky	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
SlapShot (r)	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
PuraVida	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	5	3	4	3	4	35	4	3	5	3	4	4	4	3	5	35	70
Spam (r)	4	4	5	4	4	3	5	3	4	36	4	3	6	4	4	5	5	4	5	40	76	1
SpinMaster	6	2	5	5	5	3	3	4	5	38	4	4	6	3	5	4	5	5	6	42	80	1
Chimney	6	4	5	4	6	4	6	3	4	42	4	3	6	3	6	3	5	4	5	39	81	1
Fuzzy	5	4	7	3	6	3	5	5	4	42	6	3	6	3	8	7	6	4	6	49	91	1
Hacker	4	4	5	4	5	5	5	4	5	41	5	4	7	4	4	4	5	3	5	41	82	0
Cuba (r)	7	4	5	4	5	4	6	3	5	43	5	4	6	4	6	5	4	3	5	42	85	0
PinSeeker	4	4	6	5	6	5	5	4	6	45	5	4	6	3	4	4	4	4	6	40	85	0
PizzaMan	5	4	7	5	8	3	5	4	4	45	4	4	6	5	4	5	5	3	6	42	87	0
Lucky	5	4	6	6	5	7	4	3	5	45	4	4	6	4	7	4	4	4	7	44	89	0
IronMaiden	4	4	7	4	5	3	5	5	6	43	6	4	7	4	6	5	5	3	6	46	89	0
SlapShot (r)	4	3	9	4	8	4	6	4	5	47	7	5	6	4	5	7	4	4	5	47	94	0
KidsClub	4	2	8	6	6	3	6	5	6	46	5	5	8	4	6	5	4	5	6	48	94	0
Mapper	6	4	9	4	6	3	7	4	8	51	5	3	7	4	8	6	4	3	5	45	96	0
Wilford (r)	6	4	7	6	6	4	8	4	5	50	5	4	7	4	5	5	7	4	6	47	97	0
PuraVida	6	5	9	7	7	5	6	4	6	55	7	5	8	4	4	5	4	5	9	51	106	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	2U	1U	2U	2U	2U	3U	3U	4U	4U	4U	3U	4U	5U	-	-	-
	4	4	5	4	4	3	5	3	4	4	3	6	4	4	5	-	-	-
	5	4	7	3	6	3	5	5	4	6	3	6	3	8	7	-	-	-
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RESULT: Spam (r) wins 5 and 3 Start match at hole:

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