The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

First HM goes to our OC {all of the OCs hate to do this}, but Grumpy shot his career best, 14 under average, and was actually seen collecting bones @ Hickories, had only one 3 putt, and advanced 55 spots in the rankings
Three of the other honourable mentions, went to slammers that didnt score well but DID what they had to and went 3-0. That was Chef {defended #1 thrice more}, and Boomer. Also Blue making his inaugural tour event, (may have been a star for others but the OC knows he has better game} went 3-0, and technically all were upsets
Two other HMs out to our pair of PZs. ProZee & PointZero tied their TC "A" match, and will go at it again soon, they both only lost to #5
There were a total of 16 upsets today.
TC challenges today saw the "A" draw, and another in the "D" between Sutty & Reffy. Papa Malone advances in the "C", with his 18th holer over Rudy Bear.

Quotables

"blah blah blah!" complained one slammer
&*(%%#$#$%*(^*#&*($#^^*$#
"I would like to get out more, but i wouldn't _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "
#$@&&%$#@
why is your hand sore?
&#_)*)_*)_*
happy has been married to a Wonderful Woman for 34 years.
Quotables from this foursome were not quotable.
The rain of your insults does not penetrate my umbrella of indifference!
Did anybody leave their black unmbrella in Hickories? sutty@slammertour.com has it

Wed Jun 9, 2010

Summary
Lets begin with the weather. It was another gift from Mother Nature, although some people were CERTAIN that the clouds were going to open up at 4:00. Never a drop upon us! Today we had two brand new Slammers in Blue & Rudy Bear. We also saw the return to the tour of Happy, Tones and Duffy. Welcome back boyz! Each group waited at the start for one person to finalize their foursome. One member in each had to hurry onto the teebox without any practice, combining for a 10-6-2 record. Twenty four slammers scored between 74-114. Thank you rookie doggie master Bubba for collecting the balls for Chef, pointZero (2), and Duffy. ProZee was today's Skin Master, and did a great recovery when the realization of some nonskinning slammers came in. 35 bones for ParBreaker and Pacman, and some Lucky guy, quoted below for his blah blah blahs.

Stars
	Happy
	One of the other dwarfs came out today. My hope is that he plays a few more events - so good luck as you proceed in the TC Senior. Happy defeated Papa Malone in the "Senior" TC. Do you know why he is called happy? Check out his Happy Gilmore putter! Happy went 3-0 today advancing 90 positions, shooting 7 below his average, with a pair of birdies (that third one was so close). Go read the book.
	ParBreaker
	"Because I didn't have to." Two birds, one good for a skin, and shooting three below his average, all on the way to another 3-0 day for ParBreaker, bringing his season record to 20-1. I still think that you may have to give the Kids $2 for whining. Go read the book twice.
	Sutty
	With his 7th career sub 100 game, being 4 under his average, Sutty moves up the rankings 65 spots with his upsets over Bubba & Wildcard. His only slammy max on 18, was cause for a draw with Reffy for the "D" TC. They will play another match to decide who gets to advance. Go read the book three times.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 94
Birdie Average: 0.38
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: The greens and the grooming. What about those chips?

Kids

The Kids earned $23

Event Fees

ST Member: $40
EG Member: $33
EG Unl. Member: $26

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Boomer [C6]	Turtle [B11]	14	IttyBitty [B9]	ParBreaker [O2]	11
Grumpy [D1]	Papa Malone [C5]	15	IttyBitty [B9]	ProZee [B6]	12
Tones [B49]	XTour (r) [B20]	15	Papa Malone [C5]	Happy [B53]	12
RedDog [C8]	Turtle [B11]	16	The Enigma (r) [B40]	Blue (r) [Unr]	12
Reffy [D9]	WildCard [C17]	16	Rudy Bear (r) [Unr]	Happy [B53]	13
Sutty [C30]	WildCard [C17]	16	XTour (r) [B20]	Chef [O1]	13
Sutty [C30]	Bubba (r) [C2]	16	IttyBitty [B9]	pointZero [A14]	13
Tones [B49]	Lucky [A12]	17	Rudy Bear (r) [Unr]	Grumpy [D1]	13
Boomer [C6]	PacMan [C3]	17	Duffy [C78]	Blue (r) [Unr]	13
Duffy [C78]	The Enigma (r) [B40]	17	RedDog [C8]	Boomer [C6]	14
			Mapper [C31]	Blue (r) [Unr]	14
			Grumpy [D1]	Happy [B53]	14
			The Enigma (r) [B40]	Mapper [C31]	15
			Turtle [B11]	PacMan [C3]	15
			Tones [B49]	Chef [O1]	16
			XTour (r) [B20]	Lucky [A12]	16
			ProZee [B6]	ParBreaker [O2]	16
			pointZero [A14]	ParBreaker [O2]	16
			Lucky [A12]	Chef [O1]	17
			pointZero [A14]	ProZee [B6]	18
			Duffy [C78]	Mapper [C31]	18
			Rudy Bear (r) [Unr]	Papa Malone [C5]	18
			Reffy [D9]	Sutty [C30]	18
			RedDog [C8]	PacMan [C3]	18
			WildCard [C17]	Bubba (r) [C2]	18
			Reffy [D9]	Bubba (r) [C2]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Chef	80	0	0	1	30	0	0	3-0-0	6
ParBreaker	74	2	0	0	0	1	35	3-0-0	6
Happy	80	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Blue (r)	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Boomer	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Sutty	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
PacMan	96	1	0	0	0	1	35	2-1-0	4
Tones	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	93	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bubba (r)	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
pointZero	82	0	0	2	60	0	0	1-1-1	3
Duffy	107	0	0	1	30	0	0	1-1-1	3
ProZee	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Reffy	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Mapper	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Lucky	89	1	0	0	0	1	35	1-2-0	2
RedDog	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Papa Malone	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
IttyBitty	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
XTour (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Turtle	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Rudy Bear (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
WildCard	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
The Enigma (r)	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	4	4	35	5	4	4	3	4	5	4	3	5	37	72
ParBreaker	5	4	4	5	2	4	3	4	4	35	5	5	4	3	4	6	4	3	5	39	74	1
Lucky	4	5	5	4	2	6	4	5	6	41	5	5	6	4	6	7	4	5	6	48	89	1
PacMan	6	5	5	6	5	6	6	5	6	50	8	7	4	3	3	6	5	4	6	46	96	1
ProZee	5	4	6	5	2	5	3	5	4	39	5	4	4	4	4	5	5	4	6	41	80	0
Chef	5	6	4	5	3	6	3	5	4	41	5	5	4	4	4	5	4	3	5	39	80	0
pointZero	5	6	6	4	4	5	3	4	5	42	5	5	4	3	4	5	5	3	6	40	82	0
Tones	6	5	4	5	4	8	4	5	4	45	5	5	5	3	5	4	4	3	7	41	86	0
Blue (r)	5	5	6	5	3	7	4	4	5	44	6	6	4	5	4	5	5	4	6	45	89	0
Boomer	5	5	7	4	4	6	3	4	7	45	7	5	4	4	4	9	5	3	6	47	92	0
IttyBitty	5	6	4	5	3	6	4	6	5	44	6	6	5	5	5	7	5	4	5	48	92	0
Grumpy	6	5	6	4	4	5	3	5	5	43	6	5	7	3	5	4	8	3	9	50	93	0
XTour (r)	5	5	6	6	4	9	4	5	6	50	5	5	5	5	5	5	4	3	6	43	93	0
Reffy	6	5	6	6	3	7	5	6	5	49	6	6	5	4	6	6	5	3	8	49	98	0
Sutty	8	6	5	5	4	7	5	5	5	50	6	5	6	3	5	7	4	4	9	49	99	0
Bubba (r)	8	5	6	6	5	7	5	6	6	54	5	6	4	3	5	6	5	5	7	46	100	0
Turtle	7	6	5	7	4	8	3	6	5	51	8	4	5	4	5	7	7	4	5	49	100	0
Rudy Bear (r)	7	7	7	5	3	7	4	7	5	52	6	6	4	4	6	6	6	4	7	49	101	0
RedDog	6	5	5	5	5	7	5	7	5	50	6	7	5	4	5	6	5	4	9	51	101	0
Papa Malone	6	5	6	9	4	8	5	5	6	54	5	7	4	4	5	6	5	6	6	48	102	0
Duffy	7	5	6	7	4	7	4	8	6	54	7	5	9	5	5	8	4	3	7	53	107	0
The Enigma (r)	9	7	5	6	5	9	6	4	5	56	8	6	7	4	5	6	9	4	9	58	114	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0			3
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	2U	1U	2U	3U	3U	3U	4U	4U	4U	4U	4U	4U	3U	4U	-	-
	5	4	4	5	2	4	3	4	4	5	5	4	3	4	6	4	-	-
	5	6	6	4	4	5	3	4	5	5	5	4	3	4	5	5	-	-
	AS																-	-
RESULT: ParBreaker wins 4 and 2 Start match at hole:

Promos1

Stay in touch with
Make-A-Wish.

makeawisheo.ca

Slammer Tour

The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone!