The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Honourable mentions didn't get their due from the microphone, but here they are in print. Going 3-0 against a pretty impressive field was KaDaver, adding a bird to keep his average.
Wildcard also went 3-0, with a skinless bird and a dog.
Unranked first timer Shades defeated #66 and went 3-0.
Juice was undefeated and moved up 45 steps on the ladder.
Chuckie had his second HM in less than a week with his undefeated day and a couple of birds.
PinSeeker's record was 2-1, in an all "top 20" field, had a bird, a skin, and a dog {very close for a second}.
Our own Doggie Master attained a memourable milestone on the 6th hole. Smitty holed the third Slammer EAGLE of the season.
Sutty going up par 5 #16, aimed for the pin with his second shot and landed it within 5 feet ... {of the par 3 hole 17}.
NoCents wins closest to the pin, but not the dog = 3 jacked. He says "I was doing a Grumpy", then realized the missed putt cost him $29.50.

Quotables

Hey Skinless Eagle, go for it, I need more material
Who sh*t on the green?
Too damn cold for quotables!
It's really depressing when the only one that I ever beat is Grumpy.
Peeing in the woods is ladylike!?!
You should copyright that grunt.
Are you a member here? No! I'm holding it.
Ticklar "I really could have used some swings with my driver" "Thank God, that we are SUPREME ATHLETES" replies Goose.
So Penzie, how did you like it out there? "I took 15 bones from these guys ... I love it"
Ugly but effective.
That was a good quality skank.
You want 5 hours to yourself? You selfish S.O.B.
NO! it's not a driver, it's a shovel.
You touched that poop with your glove.
I got nothing but a 99 and a lot of slammers cash.
A scorecard has no pictures.
We are only 11 minutes behind. FOR THE THIRD NINE.
Tick hits approach to within 4' Wilfred "I hate Golfers!"
Stay right there. I'm going to aim right for you guys.
Who the hell puts a tree there?
"Aflack, Aflack" "Spell that."

Sat May 15, 2010

Summary
The wind was a howling! The staff was almost TOO helpful {can there be such a thing?} The food was very good, and the beer was cold! The course was in great shape, and the 36 slammers joined with 60 others for a FUNtastic day. The volunteers from EG were remarkable, especially as Joe & Fauve had to fill in for Malone, who was away on a business trip. What a team of Masters, Smitty and Ticklar were awesome in their presentations. Any of you aspiring Master wannabes, please do not take lessons from Ticklar on how to do the job. But do ask him how many bones he collected, and how many dogballs he picked up! How come those GPS' don't tell you which way the wind is going and at what speed?

Stars
	Bling
	Although he went 3-0 for his first event of the year, he didn't move up in the rankings, due to his late start. He took down Chimney and unranked rookie Dan Libby who shot an impressive inaugural score. Bling had one birdie but MORE impressively never had a number higher than 5 on his scorecard. During these windy conditions, not only did he have the low round for the day, he also beat his average score by the most. Bling ...welcome backSKI .
	Stevie Ray
	Also shooting below his scoring average, SRR's impressiveness was in the defeating of the three OCs that he played. Very recently they all were having some success, against our second star. He went 3-0, and only had the opportunity to move up one notch. Amazingly, this incredible round came after hours of pre-event setting up ... thankSKI
	Penzie (r)
	Impressive debut for this slammer, going 3-0 and geting a dog on his very first attempt {only the second hole of his short slammer season}. Penzie will start his career, by knocking off #64, we await your returnSKI!

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 35
Scoring Average: 96
Birdie Average: 0.71
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: Awesome greens, awesome fairways and awesome tee blocks. The staff was even better than the fantabulous scenery, and getting to finish the day.

Kids

The Kids earned $50

Event Fees

ST Member: $125
EG Member: $110
EG Unl. Member: $110

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Penzie (r) [Unr]	Sutty [C23]	12	Shooter [Unr]	Bling [A20]	11
Penzie (r) [Unr]	The Enigma (r) [B28]	12	Shooter [Unr]	Dan Libby (r) [Unr]	11
Vanilly [C35]	Fuzzy [B20]	13	Shooter [Unr]	Chimney [A21]	12
Smitty [A10]	Steamer [A8]	14	Janet Lavery (r) [Unr]	RedDog [C24]	13
Stevie Ray [C3]	Boomer [C2]	15	Chimney [A21]	Bling [A20]	13
KaDaver [A9]	Steamer [A8]	15	Wilford [C8]	Ticklar [A3]	14
Penzie (r) [Unr]	PizzaMan [A16]	15	ZenGirl [C17]	Juice [A25]	14
Dan Libby (r) [Unr]	Chimney [A21]	16	Dools [D37]	Turtle [B47]	15
Dools [D37]	Grumpy [D1]	17	Sutty [C23]	PizzaMan [A16]	15
NoCents [B31]	Toro [B29]	18	Grumpy [D1]	WildCard [C7]	15
KaDaver [A9]	PinSeeker [A7]	18	Dools [D37]	WildCard [C7]	15
			Dan Libby (r) [Unr]	Bling [A20]	15
			The Enigma (r) [B28]	PizzaMan [A16]	15
			Bookie [C6]	Stevie Ray [C3]	16
			Steamer [A8]	PinSeeker [A7]	16
			Billiards [C20]	David Guth (r) [B3]	16
			Wilford [C8]	David Guth (r) [B3]	16
			IronMaiden [B10]	Stevie Ray [C3]	17
			Billiards [C20]	Ticklar [A3]	17
			AnotherGuy [C34]	Shades (r) [Unr]	17
			Vanilly [C35]	Chuckie [B18]	17
			Fuzzy [B20]	Chuckie [B18]	17
			NoCents [B31]	Shades (r) [Unr]	17
			Turtle [B47]	WildCard [C7]	17
			RedDog [C24]	Juice [A25]	17
			Grumpy [D1]	Turtle [B47]	17
			Smitty [A10]	KaDaver [A9]	17
			David Guth (r) [B3]	Ticklar [A3]	18
			IronMaiden [B10]	Boomer [C2]	18
			Bookie [C6]	Boomer [C2]	18
			RedDog [C24]	ZenGirl [C17]	18
			Toro [B29]	Shades (r) [Unr]	18
			AnotherGuy [C34]	Toro [B29]	18
			AnotherGuy [C34]	NoCents [B31]	18
			Bookie [C6]	IronMaiden [B10]	18
			Smitty [A10]	PinSeeker [A7]	18
			Billiards [C20]	Wilford [C8]	18
			Sutty [C23]	The Enigma (r) [B28]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Penzie (r)	91	1	0	1	29	0	0	3-0-0	6
WildCard	91	1	0	1	29	0	0	3-0-0	6
Bling	74	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Shades (r)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Stevie Ray	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Ticklar	90	2	0	1	29	0	0	2-0-1	5
David Guth (r)	95	1	0	1	29	0	0	2-0-1	5
PinSeeker	91	1	0	1	29	1	20	2-1-0	4
Dan Libby (r)	83	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Chuckie	88	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
NoCents	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Juice	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
PizzaMan	99	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Turtle	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Boomer	99	1	0	1	29	1	20	1-1-1	3
Smitty	91	1	1	0	0	2	40	1-2-0	2
Wilford	97	1	0	0	0	1	20	1-2-0	2
ZenGirl	102	1	0	0	0	1	20	1-1-0	2
Chimney	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Vanilly	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
IronMaiden	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
RedDog	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
The Enigma (r)	107	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Dools	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bookie	96	2	0	0	0	1	20	0-2-1	1
Toro	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
AnotherGuy	93	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Sutty	108	1	0	0	0	1	20	0-3-0	0
Fuzzy	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Billiards	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Steamer	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Shooter	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	114	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Janet Lavery (r)	118	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	5	3	5	3	4	4	3	5	36	5	4	3	4	5	3	5	3	4	36	72
Smitty	5	4	4	6	3	2	8	3	6	41	8	6	5	5	5	4	8	4	5	50	91	2
PinSeeker	6	8	4	7	3	4	5	2	6	45	6	5	6	6	5	3	7	3	5	46	91	1
Bookie	7	9	3	9	3	6	3	3	8	51	7	4	3	7	4	4	6	4	6	45	96	1
Wilford	5	8	4	4	4	6	7	7	5	50	7	4	6	6	6	4	6	3	5	47	97	1
Boomer	4	9	2	8	3	5	5	6	6	48	9	5	7	4	7	4	7	4	4	51	99	1
ZenGirl	7	9	3	6	5	6	4	9	7	56	7	5	4	5	8	3	7	2	5	46	102	1
Sutty	6	9	5	8	4	7	7	4	5	55	9	5	4	3	6	5	8	4	9	53	108	1
Bling	5	5	4	5	3	4	4	3	4	37	5	4	3	4	5	3	5	4	4	37	74	0
Dan Libby (r)	5	7	4	5	3	4	5	3	4	40	7	3	3	6	7	4	6	3	4	43	83	0
KaDaver	6	8	5	5	3	5	4	3	5	44	4	5	6	4	6	3	7	3	4	42	86	0
Chuckie	4	5	4	5	4	4	6	4	4	40	6	3	8	4	6	4	8	3	6	48	88	0
Ticklar	4	5	5	6	2	6	5	6	6	45	4	6	4	5	5	6	5	3	7	45	90	0
Stevie Ray	7	6	3	6	3	5	5	3	5	43	5	5	6	6	6	3	6	4	6	47	90	0
Shades (r)	6	8	3	5	3	5	6	3	6	45	6	4	3	4	8	7	5	4	4	45	90	0
Toro	5	7	4	7	5	5	4	4	5	46	6	5	4	4	6	5	6	3	6	45	91	0
Penzie (r)	4	7	4	8	2	5	4	3	7	44	5	5	3	5	9	3	9	4	4	47	91	0
Chimney	5	5	4	5	5	5	5	6	5	45	7	3	4	4	6	4	9	3	6	46	91	0
Vanilly	5	6	3	7	4	5	4	3	6	43	5	4	6	4	7	5	7	5	6	49	92	0
AnotherGuy	5	6	4	8	4	6	3	3	5	44	6	4	5	6	6	3	8	5	6	49	93	0
NoCents	6	7	3	6	3	5	6	5	5	46	5	5	4	6	5	4	9	5	4	47	93	0
David Guth (r)	4	7	4	8	3	5	8	4	6	49	4	5	6	4	9	3	5	3	7	46	95	0
Juice	6	8	3	7	4	4	6	3	7	48	6	4	4	7	6	4	6	4	6	47	95	0
IronMaiden	5	7	3	7	4	5	9	3	9	52	5	5	4	5	5	4	5	6	5	44	96	0
Fuzzy	4	7	3	6	4	6	5	5	7	47	7	4	7	6	5	3	5	5	7	49	96	0
PizzaMan	6	9	5	6	6	5	4	4	4	49	6	3	6	5	6	4	9	5	6	50	99	0
Billiards	5	8	4	6	4	5	5	6	5	48	6	5	6	5	8	5	8	4	6	53	101	0
Turtle	8	5	3	8	4	6	8	5	6	53	8	5	3	6	5	3	9	4	5	48	101	0
Steamer	5	7	5	6	4	5	6	4	8	50	5	4	5	6	6	4	9	5	9	53	103	0
RedDog	4	8	3	9	3	6	5	7	8	53	5	4	3	7	9	5	9	4	6	52	105	0
Shooter	6	7	5	7	3	5	6	3	6	48	9	7	6	4	8	6	9	4	6	59	107	0
The Enigma (r)	6	9	5	6	4	7	4	4	4	49	9	7	6	7	7	4	8	3	7	58	107	0
Dools	8	6	6	6	4	4	8	3	8	53	9	6	5	5	7	4	7	6	9	58	111	0
Grumpy	4	9	4	7	5	7	7	9	4	56	7	5	5	5	9	5	9	6	7	58	114	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	1	0	1	0	1	0		0	0	0	1	1	0	0	1	0			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	4U	4U	5U	6U	6U	7U	8U	9U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	4	5	3	4	4	3	4	5	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	6	7	5	7	3	5	6	3	6	9	7	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
												-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Bling wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:

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