The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Pace of play was just a little off today for the final two groups. As OC I am suggesting Blue Black as future teeblocks for Stonebridge and that should help groups keep pace better
Bull Dog and NK Bear teamed up to defeat Ticklar and Iron Maiden on the 15th hole in their TC Mixed match and move on to the next round
Bull Dog defeats Ticklar in singles match but circles Ticklar on summary - force of habit I guess
KaDaver comes back from 2 down after 9 to successfully defend his number 1 rank
There was a total of 6 skins today at $10 a pop each. 2 go to Smitty, 2 go to KaDaver and 1 apiece for Chilly and TJ (all birdies)
There were five par three's on the course and all surrenderd a $ 16 doggie to a deserving Slammer. 2 go to Smitty ( I just cut and pasted that) and 1 each for NK Bear, SlapShot and TJ
Many thanks to TJ and The Grumpster for looking after our still unsponsored dogs and the Fit4Golf skins.

Quotables

I may go over the fence but it won't be for a hot tub
There are alot of targets out here ( the residents of Stonebridge call them houses )
That's three pars and a Ruskie
So this is what it feels like to putt from the fescue
Shall I sink this or do you want to split the pot
"Great shot, that's way down there" after admitting he can't see past 150 yards
The Golf Gods punished me for playing the whites
That was like 70's porn starring Harry Greens

Tue Jul 20, 2010

Summary
Bull Dog's bite was much worse than his bark, KaDaver was far from dead, Maiden lost her Iron, Ticklar wasn't tickled, Chilly wasn't cool, Grumpy lost his SexKitten, PizzaMan delivered, NK Bear marked her territory, Pommie performed without a net and Smitty stole our money. Circus back in town, no it's much worse than that, it's the SlammerTour at Stonebridge.

Stars
	BullDog
	Wins both of his singles matches against Iron Maiden and The Elevater (I mean Ticklar) to move into 5th place in the rankings and advances to the next round of the TC Mixed Championship with partner NK Bear with a team victory over Iron Maiden and Ticklar on the 15th hole. No extra curricular activities to report on other than his way low score of 81 on the day. It was your fine performance on the course today that makes the lottery at The Marshes on the weekend so important
	KaDaver
	Successfully defending his number 1 ranking with a come from behind back nine, winning all of his matches over Chilly, Smitty, and Ruskie and throwing a pair of skins into the mix makes his 1 under par back nine just that much more annoying. Any way you look at it adds up to a 75 and low score of the day. Well done!!!
	Smitty
	Smitty stole our money, sure he left most of us our points but he stole our money. 2 dogs and 2 skins, and he stole our money. Did I mention he stole our money! Well he did, I mean we usually don't say it but that's what we're all thinking.

Onsite Coordinator

Chilly

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.88
Course Rating: 7
Best aspects of course: Gotta go 19th hole for today, even Ruskie joined us for a cold one. He's actually a decent guy off the course (lol).

Kids

The Kids earned $29

Event Fees

ST Member: $55
EG Member: $47
EG Unl. Member: $42

Total for The Kids

2010 total: $1,695

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
JRoots [227]	TJ [42]	14	IronMaiden [62]	BullDog [49]	13
NK Bear [111]	IronMaiden [62]	15	Pommie (r) [102]	SlapShot [82]	13
Grumpy [68]	XTour (r) [55]	17	Ruskie [79]	Smitty [9]	14
BullDog [49]	Ticklar [5]	18	Pommie (r) [102]	JRoots [227]	14
			PizzaMan [51]	Domer (r) [27]	14
			Ruskie [79]	Chilly [3]	15
			Ruskie [79]	KaDaver [1]	15
			SlapShot [82]	TJ [42]	15
			Pommie (r) [102]	TJ [42]	15
			XTour (r) [55]	Domer (r) [27]	15
			Smitty [9]	Chilly [3]	16
			Smitty [9]	KaDaver [1]	16
			Chilly [3]	KaDaver [1]	17
			Grumpy [68]	Domer (r) [27]	17
			Grumpy [68]	PizzaMan [51]	18
			XTour (r) [55]	PizzaMan [51]	18
			JRoots [227]	SlapShot [82]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
KaDaver	75	3	0	0	0	2	20	3-0-0	6
Domer (r)	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
JRoots	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
TJ	87	2	0	1	16	1	10	2-1-0	4
Chilly	79	2	0	0	0	1	10	2-1-0	4
BullDog	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
PizzaMan	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
SlapShot	87	0	0	1	16	0	0	1-1-1	3
Smitty	84	3	0	2	32	2	20	1-2-0	2
NK Bear	95	1	0	1	16	0	0	1-0-0	2
Grumpy	99	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ticklar	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Ruskie	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pommie (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
XTour (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
IronMaiden	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	4	36	5	3	4	4	4	3	4	3	5	35	71
KaDaver	6	4	5	4	5	4	3	6	4	41	4	4	5	4	4	2	4	3	4	34	75	2
Smitty	5	4	6	4	7	5	3	3	3	40	7	4	5	3	6	3	5	4	7	44	84	2
Chilly	5	4	4	4	5	5	3	6	3	39	5	4	4	5	5	3	5	4	5	40	79	1
TJ	4	5	6	5	6	5	3	5	3	42	5	3	6	4	9	5	4	2	7	45	87	1
BullDog	5	3	5	5	6	6	3	4	4	41	7	3	4	4	4	4	6	3	5	40	81	0
Ticklar	4	3	5	6	7	5	3	6	4	43	5	3	6	4	5	3	5	4	5	40	83	0
JRoots	6	4	5	5	5	4	3	4	6	42	4	4	5	4	5	5	6	4	6	43	85	0
SlapShot	4	5	5	6	7	6	3	6	4	46	6	3	5	4	4	6	5	3	5	41	87	0
Domer (r)	6	6	5	4	6	6	3	6	4	46	8	4	5	4	4	3	7	3	5	43	89	0
Ruskie	9	3	5	4	7	6	4	4	4	46	8	4	3	4	7	4	4	4	5	43	89	0
PizzaMan	5	3	5	7	7	7	4	5	8	51	8	4	7	5	5	4	4	4	5	46	97	0
XTour (r)	7	4	5	8	6	5	4	5	6	50	9	4	5	4	5	5	6	4	6	48	98	0
Grumpy	5	3	6	6	9	9	4	5	6	53	6	4	3	4	5	8	5	4	7	46	99	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0		0	0	0	1	0	1	0	1	1			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	AS	AS	AS	1U	2U	3U	2U	2U	3U	3U	2U	2U	3U	4U	-	-	-
	6	4	5	4	5	4	3	6	4	4	4	5	4	4	2	-	-	-
	9	3	5	4	7	6	4	4	4	8	4	3	4	7	4	-	-	-
		AS	AS	AS												-	-	-
RESULT: KaDaver wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:

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