 Notables - It is no longer good enough to merely recognize that your group is behind, you must react.
- TC Father Son victory for Sunny and SunnyBoy over Billiards and Rulz on hole EARLY.
- Itty Bitty defeats Hacker on hole 17 in their highly anticipated TC B match.
- Bookie makes a triumphant return to golf taking down Grumpy on hole 15 in his TC D match.
- Chilly fights back from 3 down with 3 to play to tie Chef and keep his $5.
- Thanks to Grumpy and Hacker for taking care of all the paperwork involved in Dogs and Skins and to Potter for getting us some play time at this great little course.
- Prizes for our three stars were provided by Potter compliments of Pellar Estates and Brockville Country Club.
 Quotables
- The name Itty Bitty has nothing to with his integrity.
- You WANKER!
- Heard in the parking lot upon arrival: " Grumpy, did you get that one, what about that one over there, and this one and..."
- I just needed 10 more holes and I would have had him.
- God I used to be good at this.
- Panty wasted semi-man.
- Are you going for it...are you going for it with your provisional.
- Executive Golf Darcy speaking.
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Sat Aug 14, 2010
Summary
Today marks the return of two Slammers who have missed far to much golf for medical reason so let me start by saying glad to have you back Bookie and Iron Maiden. It took some serious car pooling to get everyone there but once there it was every man for himself. The fact that everyone made it back home means the event had to be a success. Lets face it though, what would you expect to get when you take a beautiful day, mix it with a great course and add a fantastic group of people. If you guessed the SlammerTour you'd be right on the money (just like IttyBitty was today).
| Stars |
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IttyBitty |
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6 points, compliments of Hacker, Bookie and Grumpy, a pair of birdies, 1 skin, 1 dog and a TC B victory over the aforementioned Hacker make for a not so IttyBitty prize package at the end of the day. His unassisted triple play on hole 17 where he took the doggie, secured the skin and settled his TC match. |
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PingMan |
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PingMan makes a big move in the rankings by taking home a full 6 points and all Domer, BigGuy and Pommie could do was watch. Add to that 1 birdie good for 1 skin and moving up 30 places in the rankings all combine for a great day. |
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Cuba |
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Cuba also took all 6 points in his group and was able to take home 1 doggie all while carding a birdie free 78. Ruskie, TJ, and Aluminuman fall victim to a red hot Cuba who fires five below his scoring average on a very challenging course. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 92
- Birdie Average: 0.6
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: While the greens got most of the credit I contend the best feature of this course is the desire to play it again once you're done, just remember to take a power cart.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $52
- EG Member: $45
- EG Unl. Member: $40
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Aluminuman (r) [C107] |
Ruskie [B5] |
14 |
Grumpy [D2] |
Hacker [B22] |
12 |
| Aluminuman (r) [C107] |
TJ [B11] |
14 |
Ripzone [B9] |
Chef [O1] |
12 |
| PingMan [B29] |
Domer (r) [B10] |
16 |
Grumpy [D2] |
IttyBitty [B26] |
12 |
| TJ [B11] |
Ruskie [B5] |
17 |
Ruskie [B5] |
Cuba [A2] |
12 |
| IttyBitty [B26] |
Hacker [B22] |
17 |
TJ [B11] |
Cuba [A2] |
12 |
|
|
|
Bookie [C37] |
Hacker [B22] |
13 |
|
|
|
Ripzone [B9] |
Chilly [A1] |
14 |
|
|
|
Billiards [C11] |
Sunny [B19] |
14 |
|
|
|
Billiards [C11] |
SunnyBoy [B47] |
15 |
|
|
|
Bookie [C37] |
IttyBitty [B26] |
15 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
Bookie [C37] |
15 |
|
|
|
Aluminuman (r) [C107] |
Cuba [A2] |
15 |
|
|
|
Big Guy (r) [D1] |
Domer (r) [B10] |
15 |
|
|
|
Big Guy (r) [D1] |
Pommie (r) [C40] |
15 |
|
|
|
SunnyBoy [B47] |
Rulz [A19] |
16 |
|
|
|
Pommie (r) [C40] |
PingMan [B29] |
16 |
|
|
|
Big Guy (r) [D1] |
PingMan [B29] |
16 |
|
|
|
Ripzone [B9] |
Malone [O3] |
16 |
|
|
|
Pommie (r) [C40] |
Domer (r) [B10] |
17 |
|
|
|
Malone [O3] |
Chilly [A1] |
18 |
|
|
|
SunnyBoy [B47] |
Sunny [B19] |
18 |
|
|
|
Rulz [A19] |
Sunny [B19] |
18 |
|
|
|
Malone [O3] |
Chef [O1] |
18 |
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|
|
Chilly [A1] |
Chef [O1] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
IttyBitty |
87 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
23 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Cuba |
78 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Sunny |
88 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
23 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
PingMan |
92 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
23 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Chef |
76 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Hacker |
88 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
23 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Chilly |
77 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-2 |
4 |
|
Aluminuman (r) |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Domer (r) |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Malone |
79 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Pommie (r) |
103 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Rulz |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
SunnyBoy |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
TJ |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Bookie |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Ripzone |
85 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Ruskie |
102 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Big Guy (r) |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Billiards |
108 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
116 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
37 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
72 |
|
| IttyBitty |
5 |
4 |
4 |
9 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
38 |
87 |
1 |
| Hacker |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
88 |
1 |
| Sunny |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
88 |
1 |
| PingMan |
8 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
92 |
1 |
| Chef |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
38 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
76 |
0 |
| Chilly |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
35 |
77 |
0 |
| Cuba |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
40 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
38 |
78 |
0 |
| Malone |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
41 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
38 |
79 |
0 |
| Ripzone |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
41 |
85 |
0 |
| Rulz |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
| Aluminuman (r) |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
44 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
87 |
0 |
| SunnyBoy |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
| TJ |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
97 |
0 |
| Domer (r) |
7 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
53 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
97 |
0 |
| Ruskie |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
9 |
6 |
54 |
102 |
0 |
| Bookie |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
55 |
103 |
0 |
| Big Guy (r) |
7 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
51 |
104 |
0 |
| Billiards |
8 |
6 |
9 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
58 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
50 |
108 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
7 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
58 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
7 |
58 |
116 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
|
4 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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