The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Hole #2 is a par three and without yardage markers the course has hand written signs, they state 154 from the blues and 148 from the whites. Those six yards are 19 steps apart?
Thank you Sutty for doing the skins and to Ticklar for doing the dogs {remember Tick - there is another part to the job!}
HMs go out to X-Tour, whose first win of the season is an upset of Jelvis, and vaults X-Tour to 15th (from 120). Blue, Kids Club & Hacker, for going undefeated. ProZee & Crenshaw for upsetting Ticklar and moving from 20s-3.

Quotables

"Today, I had three 3putts, and they were all for doggies."
"Should have been lift, clean and place!."
"I broke my club, hit the pin, & I still couldn't beat Shooter."
"Should have been lift, clean and place!."
"The only straight shot I hit all day had mud on the ball."
"Should have been lift, clean and place!."
"You ask one more question and I will kill you! What good is your GPS anyway?"
"Should have been lift, clean and place!."
"Why the F$&# were we playing the ball down?"

Sun May 29, 2011

Summary
The Slammer Tour comes to the Loch for the first time. It's the little things that matter * Parking lot shuttle to the beautiful clubhouse * Renowned hostesses * Incredible photo opportunities on the first and tenth tee decks * A meticulously-manicured golf course with mature trees. ... then the trouble started, on a course that is apparently renowned for never drying out, unless there is about a week straight of sunshine. Well we tried to supply our own Sunny & Sunshine, but alas more people were grumpy & blue. It seemed that the Kid from Glasgow was the most at home. Waterboy now has 75 bones to add to his stats. Well have a look at the quotables and realize that sometimes they get editted. Mea Culpe, but I did write them all!

Stars
	The Kid
	The Kid came back! Long overdue, he 'upsets' all three opponents and moves all the way up to 7th when his 18th hole bogey beat DeeJay. The Kid also had the best score in today's field, and his birdie on #6 was good enough for a skin. Nice hat!
	KaDaver
	The deadman shot only one more and was also 3-0, with his birdie on #2, being worth 15 bones. His upset of Ticklar, finds him end the day ranked THREE!. This 25th match between them, was the rubber match. They were tied before the first hole 11-11-2.
	Bookie
	Our weekly reviewer, accepted the challenge from Sunny. Yes the editur, who was 10-3 vs Bookie convinced the challenge. Well it backfired, being all square after 17, Bookie's bogey wins the match over Sunny's double on 18. The upset has Bookie rise ten rungs to 23.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 94
Birdie Average: 0.42
Course Rating: 5
Best aspects of course: never wrote a negative "best" before. TOO WET!

Kids

The Kids earned $22

Event Fees

ST Member: $52
EG Member: $45
EG Unl. Member: $38

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
KaDaver [A6]	Ticklar [A1]	13	ZeeGal (r) [D77]	KidsClub [C6]	10
Captain Crunch [C21]	T-Bone [B17]	13	ZeeGal (r) [D77]	Sutty [C25]	11
ProZee [B8]	Ticklar [A1]	14	ZeeMan [C26]	Blue [A12]	11
Sutty [C25]	SunShine [B20]	14	Limo (r) [D79]	zzzShooter (r) [C29]	11
Waterboy (r) [B31]	T-Bone [B17]	14	ZeeMan [C26]	TJ [B24]	12
Crenshaw [A13]	Ticklar [A1]	15	SunShine [B20]	KidsClub [C6]	13
Captain Crunch [C21]	Waterboy (r) [B31]	17	Sutty [C25]	KidsClub [C6]	13
XTour [B45]	Jelvis (r) [B5]	17	T-Bone [B17]	Hacker [B4]	14
Bookie [C2]	Sunny [B9]	18	Crenshaw [A13]	ProZee [B8]	14
			ZeeGal (r) [D77]	SunShine [B20]	14
			Grumpy [D3]	Blue [A12]	14
			zzzShooter (r) [C29]	Sunny [B9]	15
			Jelvis (r) [B5]	DeeJay [B3]	15
			XTour [B45]	DeeJay [B3]	15
			Jelvis (r) [B5]	The Kid [A34]	15
			Captain Crunch [C21]	Hacker [B4]	16
			Crenshaw [A13]	KaDaver [A6]	16
			Grumpy [D3]	TJ [B24]	16
			XTour [B45]	The Kid [A34]	16
			TJ [B24]	Blue [A12]	16
			zzzShooter (r) [C29]	Bookie [C2]	17
			Waterboy (r) [B31]	Hacker [B4]	18
			DeeJay [B3]	The Kid [A34]	18
			ZeeMan [C26]	Grumpy [D3]	18
			ProZee [B8]	KaDaver [A6]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
The Kid	80	1	0	0	0	1	15	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	80	1	0	0	0	1	15	3-0-0	6
Blue	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
KidsClub	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Hacker	83	1	0	0	0	1	15	2-0-1	5
Captain Crunch	93	1	0	1	30	1	15	2-1-0	4
DeeJay	84	1	0	0	0	1	15	2-1-0	4
ProZee	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bookie	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
TJ	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Sutty	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Waterboy (r)	90	1	0	2	60	1	15	1-1-1	3
Sunny	89	2	0	0	0	1	15	1-1-0	2
Crenshaw	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
XTour	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
zzzShooter (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
SunShine	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
ZeeMan	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Grumpy	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Ticklar	91	0	0	1	30	0	0	0-3-0	0
Jelvis (r)	93	1	0	0	0	1	15	0-3-0	0
T-Bone	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
ZeeGal (r)	120	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Limo (r)	126	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	4	4	5	5	3	4	4	36	4	4	4	3	5	5	3	4	4	36	72
The Kid	4	3	4	4	5	4	4	5	5	38	5	6	4	3	6	5	3	5	5	42	80	1
KaDaver	4	2	4	4	7	5	4	5	4	39	5	5	5	3	6	5	3	5	4	41	80	1
Hacker	5	3	5	4	6	6	3	4	5	41	6	3	6	4	6	5	4	4	4	42	83	1
DeeJay	4	5	4	5	4	7	3	5	4	41	6	5	5	3	5	5	3	6	5	43	84	1
Sunny	3	5	4	6	5	6	4	8	4	45	7	4	5	4	5	4	4	5	6	44	89	1
Waterboy (r)	6	4	4	6	6	5	2	5	4	42	7	5	5	3	5	5	3	6	9	48	90	1
Jelvis (r)	6	3	4	6	7	8	6	5	4	49	5	5	5	4	5	8	4	5	3	44	93	1
Captain Crunch	4	4	3	4	6	9	4	5	8	47	6	4	4	3	5	6	5	5	8	46	93	1
ProZee	4	3	4	6	5	6	3	4	4	39	6	4	5	3	5	6	3	6	5	43	82	0
Crenshaw	6	3	4	4	6	5	4	5	5	42	5	4	6	4	6	5	4	5	6	45	87	0
Blue	5	3	4	5	5	6	3	4	5	40	5	6	8	3	7	5	3	6	4	47	87	0
XTour	5	6	4	4	5	6	4	5	4	43	5	6	7	5	5	5	4	4	4	45	88	0
Bookie	5	4	4	4	6	5	3	4	4	39	7	6	6	3	7	9	3	6	5	52	91	0
TJ	4	3	5	5	6	6	5	5	6	45	5	7	5	5	5	4	4	6	5	46	91	0
KidsClub	5	4	4	6	5	6	3	6	5	44	5	4	5	4	8	6	5	5	5	47	91	0
Ticklar	5	3	5	5	5	5	5	6	6	45	7	4	5	5	5	7	4	5	4	46	91	0
Sutty	5	6	5	6	6	7	3	4	5	47	5	5	6	5	7	5	4	6	5	48	95	0
zzzShooter (r)	5	3	5	4	6	7	5	7	4	46	5	5	6	4	7	7	4	7	6	51	97	0
ZeeMan	7	4	6	6	5	7	5	6	5	51	7	8	6	6	5	5	5	6	5	53	104	0
SunShine	9	4	6	5	6	6	6	5	6	53	5	6	7	6	7	9	4	4	5	53	106	0
Grumpy	8	4	5	4	9	9	5	4	5	53	7	5	7	3	8	9	4	5	6	54	107	0
T-Bone	9	5	4	5	7	6	4	6	4	50	9	4	5	3	7	8	6	7	9	58	108	0
ZeeGal (r)	6	6	5	8	9	8	4	7	7	60	8	6	9	5	9	8	4	6	5	60	120	0
Limo (r)	7	5	7	4	9	9	6	6	7	60	8	6	6	6	9	9	6	9	7	66	126	0
TOTAL	1	1	1	0	1	1	1	0	0		0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	2U	2U	3U	3U	3U	2U	2U	2U	3U	4U	3U	3U	4U	-	-
	4	3	4	4	5	4	4	5	5	5	6	4	3	6	5	3	-	-
	5	6	4	4	5	6	4	5	4	5	6	7	5	5	5	4	-	-
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RESULT: The Kid wins 4 and 2 Start match at hole:

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