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Notables

  • HM: to Bookie who goes 3-0-0! Congrats!!
  • HM: to Lynksy who goes 2-1-0 and has a stellar B class performance! Excellent!!
  • HM: to TJ going 3-0-0 with 2 birds and a skin! Well done!!
  • D TC CHAMPION: Lynksy takes out PapaMalone to become the 2011 D TC Champion. Congratulations!!
  • MIXED TC SEMIFINALS: Cash and Ripzone advance against Juice and Hacker. Well done!!
  • DOGGIES: 5 puppies today @19 bones each going to KidsClub, Hacker, Burnsy, Clang, and KaDaver. Exceptional!!
  • SKINNIES: 6 skins @ 14 bones per all won with birdies going to KidsClub, Cash, Hacker, KaDaver, C-Lang and TJ. Superb!!
  • THANKS: A big thanks to Iron Maiden, the doggie mistress, and TJ, the SkinsMaster, for a job well done. THANKS!!

Quotables

  • Is that Hacker running on fairway #1? He needs to stop that. It is so funny the way he runs!!
  • We got "goosed" in the trap on 10!!
  • Pommie was a real "shit disturber" out there today!!
  • He likes to play with that goose poo, doesn't he!!
  • What is a wanker?!!
  • Pommie has a new handle...Poo Me!!
  • Don't buy golf balls. Just add water and they multiply!!
  • Regrettably, I'm back to my penal behavior!!
  • It is SO frustrating playing with you.. Why?... because I chunk the up and down!!
  • EXACTLY!!
  • Bookie, stop running (trip) I can hurt myself without a bicycle!!
  • Stevie, left him a 25 cent tip?!!
Event: Stonebridge
Tue Sep 20, 2011
Summary
A sunny, dry afternoon with the temperatures in the mid 20s sets up for a perfect afternoon on the links. Mix in 20 odd Slammers who are addicted to golf and match play along with summer conditioned fairways and fast but true greens adds up to a great Slammer event. The TC D Champ was determined along with a finalist pair in the Mixed TC. The Slammer event was finished in the near dark as we greeted the shorter days of autumn. But the lack of sunlight didn't stop the Slammers from enjoying the 19th hole on the patio. Thanks to all the Slammers in attendance!!

Stars
Clang
Clang takes the first star going undefeated against Burnsy and Malone. He has 3 birds for the day and takes home a dog and a skin. He is striking the ball mighty fine as he posts his 2nd in a row exceptional low round on Tour. This B class Slammer has an A class performance. Congrats!!
KaDaver
Our second star needs no introduction as he goes 3-0-0 for the day. On his romp he takes out KidsClub, Pommie and SpoonHead. KaDaver has a bird and takes home a dog and a skin. Superb!!
Cash
Cash, the anchor of the defending TC Mixed Champs, takes home the third star. She goes undefeated against Hacker and Juice. Cash has 2 birds and takes home a skin. Excellent!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • KidsClub
Stats
  • Attendance: 19
  • Scoring Average: 90
  • Birdie Average: 0.89
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: Fairways in summer conditions. Greens were true and fast!!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $24
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $55
  • EG Member: $47
  • EG Unl. Member: $42
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Cash [56] Juice [48] 13 SpoonHead [153] KaDaver [15] 10
Lynksy [125] Raker (r) [67] 13 Juice [48] Ripzone [32] 11
Clang [21] Burnsy [13] 15 Papa Malone [137] Lynksy [125] 12
SpoonHead [153] Pommie [65] 15 Pommie [65] KaDaver [15] 13
Ripzone [32] Hacker [3] 17 Swanny (r) [481] Stevie Ray [53] 14
Bookie [73] Stevie Ray [53] 18 Swanny (r) [481] Bookie [73] 14
Bookie [73] IronMaiden [49] 18 Swanny (r) [481] IronMaiden [49] 14
KidsClub [50] KaDaver [15] 14
Papa Malone [137] Raker (r) [67] 14
Papa Malone [137] TJ [19] 15
Burnsy [13] Malone [37] 15
Raker (r) [67] TJ [19] 16
Malone [37] Clang [21] 16
SpoonHead [153] KidsClub [50] 17
Pommie [65] KidsClub [50] 17
Hacker [3] Cash [56] 17
Stevie Ray [53] IronMaiden [49] 17
Lynksy [125] TJ [19] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
KaDaver 79 1 0 1 19 1 14 3-0-0 6
TJ 87 2 0 0 0 1 14 3-0-0 6
Bookie 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Clang 77 3 0 1 19 1 14 2-0-0 4
KidsClub 90 1 0 1 19 1 14 2-1-0 4
Cash 79 2 0 0 0 1 14 2-0-0 4
Ripzone 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Lynksy 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
IronMaiden 90 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Malone 79 4 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Stevie Ray 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Raker (r) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
SpoonHead 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Hacker 85 2 0 1 19 1 14 0-2-0 0
Burnsy 84 0 0 1 19 0 0 0-2-0 0
Juice 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Swanny (r) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Pommie 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Papa Malone 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 4 36 5 3 4 4 4 3 4 3 5 35 71
Clang 5 3 5 5 5 5 4 4 4 40 7 4 3 3 4 3 5 4 4 37 77 1
KaDaver 4 3 5 4 5 5 3 3 5 37 6 5 6 4 4 3 4 3 7 42 79 1
Cash 7 3 7 5 6 3 3 4 4 42 5 3 5 4 5 4 4 3 4 37 79 1
Hacker 5 5 7 4 7 6 2 4 5 45 5 4 4 3 5 5 4 5 5 40 85 1
TJ 8 5 4 7 5 4 3 5 4 45 6 4 8 5 4 4 4 2 5 42 87 1
KidsClub 5 2 6 7 7 6 4 5 5 47 5 4 7 4 5 3 5 3 7 43 90 1
Malone 5 4 4 6 5 5 3 4 5 41 4 4 5 3 6 4 5 3 4 38 79 0
Ripzone 5 4 4 5 5 5 3 4 5 40 6 3 6 5 4 4 5 3 6 42 82 0
Burnsy 4 4 5 4 6 6 4 5 4 42 5 3 6 4 6 4 4 4 6 42 84 0
Lynksy 6 4 6 4 6 5 4 5 5 45 7 3 4 5 4 3 4 5 8 43 88 0
Bookie 4 5 6 5 5 5 4 6 4 44 5 3 6 8 6 4 6 3 5 46 90 0
IronMaiden 5 4 5 5 6 6 4 5 5 45 4 4 5 9 5 5 4 3 6 45 90 0
Stevie Ray 6 3 6 5 5 6 5 5 4 45 7 3 5 5 7 6 5 3 5 46 91 0
Juice 6 5 6 5 5 6 5 5 5 48 7 5 7 6 4 4 4 5 5 47 95 0
Swanny (r) 7 5 7 6 7 5 6 5 5 53 6 3 5 5 7 3 4 4 7 44 97 0
SpoonHead 6 5 8 5 6 8 3 4 6 51 7 3 6 4 5 4 6 5 8 48 99 0
Papa Malone 7 4 8 4 5 6 5 6 5 50 9 4 7 6 7 5 8 6 9 61 111 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U AS 1U 1U 1U AS AS 1U AS AS 1U 1U 2U 3U 3U - -
5 3 5 5 5 5 4 4 4 7 4 3 3 4 3 5 - -
5 4 4 6 5 5 3 4 5 4 4 5 3 6 4 5 - -
AS AS AS AS AS AS - -
RESULT: Clang wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:
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