The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

HM: to Bookie who goes 3-0-0! Congrats!!
HM: to Lynksy who goes 2-1-0 and has a stellar B class performance! Excellent!!
HM: to TJ going 3-0-0 with 2 birds and a skin! Well done!!
D TC CHAMPION: Lynksy takes out PapaMalone to become the 2011 D TC Champion. Congratulations!!
MIXED TC SEMIFINALS: Cash and Ripzone advance against Juice and Hacker. Well done!!
DOGGIES: 5 puppies today @19 bones each going to KidsClub, Hacker, Burnsy, Clang, and KaDaver. Exceptional!!
SKINNIES: 6 skins @ 14 bones per all won with birdies going to KidsClub, Cash, Hacker, KaDaver, C-Lang and TJ. Superb!!
THANKS: A big thanks to Iron Maiden, the doggie mistress, and TJ, the SkinsMaster, for a job well done. THANKS!!

Quotables

Is that Hacker running on fairway #1? He needs to stop that. It is so funny the way he runs!!
We got "goosed" in the trap on 10!!
Pommie was a real "shit disturber" out there today!!
He likes to play with that goose poo, doesn't he!!
What is a wanker?!!
Pommie has a new handle...Poo Me!!
Don't buy golf balls. Just add water and they multiply!!
Regrettably, I'm back to my penal behavior!!
It is SO frustrating playing with you.. Why?... because I chunk the up and down!!
EXACTLY!!
Bookie, stop running (trip) I can hurt myself without a bicycle!!
Stevie, left him a 25 cent tip?!!

Tue Sep 20, 2011

Summary
A sunny, dry afternoon with the temperatures in the mid 20s sets up for a perfect afternoon on the links. Mix in 20 odd Slammers who are addicted to golf and match play along with summer conditioned fairways and fast but true greens adds up to a great Slammer event. The TC D Champ was determined along with a finalist pair in the Mixed TC. The Slammer event was finished in the near dark as we greeted the shorter days of autumn. But the lack of sunlight didn't stop the Slammers from enjoying the 19th hole on the patio. Thanks to all the Slammers in attendance!!

Stars
	Clang
	Clang takes the first star going undefeated against Burnsy and Malone. He has 3 birds for the day and takes home a dog and a skin. He is striking the ball mighty fine as he posts his 2nd in a row exceptional low round on Tour. This B class Slammer has an A class performance. Congrats!!
	KaDaver
	Our second star needs no introduction as he goes 3-0-0 for the day. On his romp he takes out KidsClub, Pommie and SpoonHead. KaDaver has a bird and takes home a dog and a skin. Superb!!
	Cash
	Cash, the anchor of the defending TC Mixed Champs, takes home the third star. She goes undefeated against Hacker and Juice. Cash has 2 birds and takes home a skin. Excellent!!

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 19
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.89
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: Fairways in summer conditions. Greens were true and fast!!

Kids

The Kids earned $24

Event Fees

ST Member: $55
EG Member: $47
EG Unl. Member: $42

Total for The Kids

2011 total: $2,802

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Cash [56]	Juice [48]	13	SpoonHead [153]	KaDaver [15]	10
Lynksy [125]	Raker (r) [67]	13	Juice [48]	Ripzone [32]	11
Clang [21]	Burnsy [13]	15	Papa Malone [137]	Lynksy [125]	12
SpoonHead [153]	Pommie [65]	15	Pommie [65]	KaDaver [15]	13
Ripzone [32]	Hacker [3]	17	Swanny (r) [481]	Stevie Ray [53]	14
Bookie [73]	Stevie Ray [53]	18	Swanny (r) [481]	Bookie [73]	14
Bookie [73]	IronMaiden [49]	18	Swanny (r) [481]	IronMaiden [49]	14
			KidsClub [50]	KaDaver [15]	14
			Papa Malone [137]	Raker (r) [67]	14
			Papa Malone [137]	TJ [19]	15
			Burnsy [13]	Malone [37]	15
			Raker (r) [67]	TJ [19]	16
			Malone [37]	Clang [21]	16
			SpoonHead [153]	KidsClub [50]	17
			Pommie [65]	KidsClub [50]	17
			Hacker [3]	Cash [56]	17
			Stevie Ray [53]	IronMaiden [49]	17
			Lynksy [125]	TJ [19]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
KaDaver	79	1	0	1	19	1	14	3-0-0	6
TJ	87	2	0	0	0	1	14	3-0-0	6
Bookie	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Clang	77	3	0	1	19	1	14	2-0-0	4
KidsClub	90	1	0	1	19	1	14	2-1-0	4
Cash	79	2	0	0	0	1	14	2-0-0	4
Ripzone	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Lynksy	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Malone	79	4	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Stevie Ray	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Raker (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
SpoonHead	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Hacker	85	2	0	1	19	1	14	0-2-0	0
Burnsy	84	0	0	1	19	0	0	0-2-0	0
Juice	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Swanny (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pommie	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Papa Malone	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	4	36	5	3	4	4	4	3	4	3	5	35	71
Clang	5	3	5	5	5	5	4	4	4	40	7	4	3	3	4	3	5	4	4	37	77	1
KaDaver	4	3	5	4	5	5	3	3	5	37	6	5	6	4	4	3	4	3	7	42	79	1
Cash	7	3	7	5	6	3	3	4	4	42	5	3	5	4	5	4	4	3	4	37	79	1
Hacker	5	5	7	4	7	6	2	4	5	45	5	4	4	3	5	5	4	5	5	40	85	1
TJ	8	5	4	7	5	4	3	5	4	45	6	4	8	5	4	4	4	2	5	42	87	1
KidsClub	5	2	6	7	7	6	4	5	5	47	5	4	7	4	5	3	5	3	7	43	90	1
Malone	5	4	4	6	5	5	3	4	5	41	4	4	5	3	6	4	5	3	4	38	79	0
Ripzone	5	4	4	5	5	5	3	4	5	40	6	3	6	5	4	4	5	3	6	42	82	0
Burnsy	4	4	5	4	6	6	4	5	4	42	5	3	6	4	6	4	4	4	6	42	84	0
Lynksy	6	4	6	4	6	5	4	5	5	45	7	3	4	5	4	3	4	5	8	43	88	0
Bookie	4	5	6	5	5	5	4	6	4	44	5	3	6	8	6	4	6	3	5	46	90	0
IronMaiden	5	4	5	5	6	6	4	5	5	45	4	4	5	9	5	5	4	3	6	45	90	0
Stevie Ray	6	3	6	5	5	6	5	5	4	45	7	3	5	5	7	6	5	3	5	46	91	0
Juice	6	5	6	5	5	6	5	5	5	48	7	5	7	6	4	4	4	5	5	47	95	0
Swanny (r)	7	5	7	6	7	5	6	5	5	53	6	3	5	5	7	3	4	4	7	44	97	0
SpoonHead	6	5	8	5	6	8	3	4	6	51	7	3	6	4	5	4	6	5	8	48	99	0
Papa Malone	7	4	8	4	5	6	5	6	5	50	9	4	7	6	7	5	8	6	9	61	111	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	0	0	1	1	1	0		0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	AS	1U	1U	1U	AS	AS	1U	AS	AS	1U	1U	2U	3U	3U	-	-
	5	3	5	5	5	5	4	4	4	7	4	3	3	4	3	5	-	-
	5	4	4	6	5	5	3	4	5	4	4	5	3	6	4	5	-	-
	AS		AS				AS	AS		AS	AS						-	-
RESULT: Clang wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:

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