The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Ozone advances in the TC Open Division with a victory over Chilly on 18
KaDaver advances in the TC Senior Division with a victory over Inch on 18
Schwacker advances in the TC Senior Division with a victory over Toro on 17
The Game and TJ finish all square thanks to a heroic birdie by The Game on 18
Popeye finds a hole in the Ozone layer, denying him of a 6 point day by shooting the best round of his life
Schwaker's best round ever took place today as well and the timing could not be better for his TC Senior match
Extra thanks go out to event sponsor Royal Oak, to ourTanCo DoggieMaster Stevie Ray and to our Fit4Golf SkinMaster Cuba
rounding out the Dogs and Skins goes a little something like this:

Quotables

KaDaver taught us a few new swear words today
It's organic beer, not orgasmic
No air conditioning
None that can be published
Holy hot
Sorry I farted in your backswing
Stevie Ray has the dirtiest golf balls ever
Can I use your hat to hold my balls
Grumpy suggests a fine for pace of play infractions and Popeye responds I guess I owe $18
At least the drop zone is 180 yards closer to the hole

Sat Jul 23, 2011

Summary
Equinelle has quickly become one of the SlammerTour's premiere events always selling out and usually in record time. While the SlammerTour may inspire individuals it's courses like this that inspire the SlammerTour. Always in immaculate condition, always a fair test and always producing below average scores from all divisions this is one course that doesn't need my summary. Equinelle can speak for itself and nothing I write can top that.

Stars
	Motown
	Its a banner day for Motown at the expense of KaDaver Blue and Inch. His 3 birdie, 2 skin, 1 dog performance makes for a nice pay day and an individual course rating of 11.
	Ozone (r)
	He may have only taken 4 out of a possible 6 points in his group today by beating Chilly and PinSeeker, its his extras that warrant his star selection. Ozone battled back from 2 down after 9 and took out the number 1 seed Chilly in the TC Open Division on hole 18. He also added a doggie and a skin to help out in the stats department.
	Schwacker (r)
	A full 6 points go to Schwacker who fired the best round of his career today in a group with Stevie Ray, Two Putt and Toro. He also advances in the TC Senior Division with his victory over Toro on hole 17.

Onsite Coordinator

Chilly

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 86
Birdie Average: 0.9
Course Rating: 10
Best aspects of course: And now for something completely different. I have decided to list the worst aspects of the course in no particular order: Thanks for reading, it's that good!

Kids

The Kids earned $19

Event Fees

ST Member: $56
EG Member: $49
EG Unl. Member: $44

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Cuba [A10]	springlakes (r) [A4]	14	Dazed [B41]	Cuba [A10]	11
Motown [A26]	KaDaver [A12]	15	Grumpy [D1]	TJ [B5]	12
Toro [B43]	Two Putt (r) [B32]	15	Bookie [C7]	Cuba [A10]	13
Motown [A26]	Blue [A14]	16	Dazed [B41]	Bookie [C7]	14
Blue [A14]	KaDaver [A12]	17	Grumpy [D1]	Wee Willie [B48]	14
Wee Willie [B48]	TJ [B5]	17	Two Putt (r) [B32]	Schwacker (r) [C5]	14
Popeye (r) [B12]	Ozone (r) [A11]	17	Dazed [B41]	springlakes (r) [A4]	14
Ozone (r) [A11]	Chilly [A9]	18	Two Putt (r) [B32]	Stevie Ray [C10]	15
			PinSeeker [A19]	Chilly [A9]	15
			The Game [B10]	TJ [B5]	15
			PinSeeker [A19]	Popeye (r) [B12]	15
			Stevie Ray [C10]	Schwacker (r) [C5]	15
			Inch [B31]	Motown [A26]	16
			Toro [B43]	Stevie Ray [C10]	17
			PinSeeker [A19]	Ozone (r) [A11]	17
			Toro [B43]	Schwacker (r) [C5]	17
			Popeye (r) [B12]	Chilly [A9]	18
			Inch [B31]	KaDaver [A12]	18
			Grumpy [D1]	The Game [B10]	18
			Wee Willie [B48]	The Game [B10]	18
			Inch [B31]	Blue [A14]	18
			Bookie [C7]	springlakes (r) [A4]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Motown	76	3	0	1	25	2	32	3-0-0	6
Cuba	77	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Schwacker (r)	81	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Popeye (r)	78	0	0	1	25	0	0	2-0-1	5
Wee Willie	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Ozone (r)	81	1	0	1	25	1	16	2-1-0	4
Stevie Ray	84	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
springlakes (r)	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
TJ	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Blue	83	1	0	1	25	1	16	1-1-1	3
Chilly	77	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
The Game	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
KaDaver	84	2	0	0	0	1	16	1-2-0	2
Bookie	90	1	0	0	0	1	16	1-2-0	2
Toro	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Inch	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
PinSeeker	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Two Putt (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Dazed	99	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
Motown	4	5	3	5	5	4	5	4	4	39	3	5	4	4	6	4	2	4	5	37	76	2
Ozone (r)	4	4	3	8	6	5	4	3	7	44	4	6	3	4	4	4	3	4	5	37	81	1
Blue	4	5	4	7	3	5	5	3	6	42	4	5	4	4	4	6	4	4	6	41	83	1
KaDaver	5	3	3	5	4	5	5	5	8	43	5	6	5	3	4	5	3	6	4	41	84	1
Bookie	5	5	5	8	4	7	5	2	7	48	5	7	4	3	4	4	3	6	6	42	90	1
Chilly	5	4	3	5	4	4	4	4	4	37	5	4	5	4	5	4	3	5	5	40	77	0
Cuba	5	4	3	6	4	4	4	4	5	39	5	4	4	3	4	4	3	6	5	38	77	0
Popeye (r)	5	4	4	5	5	5	4	3	6	41	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	6	37	78	0
Schwacker (r)	4	6	3	5	4	6	5	4	4	41	6	4	4	3	4	4	5	4	6	40	81	0
Stevie Ray	6	5	4	6	4	4	6	3	6	44	4	6	5	3	5	4	3	5	5	40	84	0
PinSeeker	5	4	4	5	5	5	4	3	5	40	5	6	5	3	5	5	3	4	8	44	84	0
springlakes (r)	5	4	3	7	6	4	5	3	5	42	5	8	4	4	5	5	3	4	5	43	85	0
Inch	4	4	3	7	5	5	4	5	6	43	5	5	5	3	5	5	3	6	6	43	86	0
Toro	4	6	3	5	5	5	7	3	7	45	5	6	4	3	4	4	5	5	5	41	86	0
Wee Willie	4	7	5	6	6	4	5	4	4	45	5	9	7	3	4	4	4	4	5	45	90	0
TJ	5	4	4	8	9	5	5	3	5	48	5	9	4	4	5	4	3	4	5	43	91	0
Two Putt (r)	4	5	4	5	5	7	4	4	5	43	5	7	6	4	5	5	6	6	5	49	92	0
The Game	5	4	4	5	5	8	7	3	7	48	7	6	6	7	5	5	3	6	4	49	97	0
Dazed	6	7	4	7	5	4	7	3	7	50	6	6	5	4	7	6	4	5	6	49	99	0
Grumpy	8	4	5	9	6	7	8	5	6	58	6	5	6	3	5	5	3	5	7	45	103	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	1	0		1	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS			AS	AS	1U	AS	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	3U	2U	3U	4U	-	-
	4	5	3	5	5	4	5	4	4	3	5	4	4	6	4	2	-	-
	4	4	3	7	5	5	4	5	6	5	5	5	3	5	5	3	-	-
	AS	1U	1U	AS	AS		AS										-	-
RESULT: Motown wins 4 and 2 Start match at hole:

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