The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC - Rox finally gets by HappyBacks on the 36th hole to advance to the Final Four in the Ladies "C". Next round opponent is SunShine.
TC - ProZee & Baldie win their parent/child TC match, and do it the TP way. They move into the final four.
TC - Crenshaw defeats {15}Pepilepu, to be the final person to get into the Elite Eight of the Senior division. Good luck, next round against Kadaver.
TC – SummerSnow advances to the Elite Eight of the Super Seniors with her defeat of ZeeMan(16th).
HM to Baldee for his impeccable TC record. Today’s victory brings this CHAMP to a career 13-1 TC record, the only default was Aug. 29, 2007 to our friend The Lad (R.I.P.).
HM to Crenshaw for his TC victory and his two dogs, which he misunderstood to be a doggie sweep. Still – his 66 bones leads the day.
HM to MamaTaz for her par on #13
Notable – StevieRay gets out of “C”town and moves back to “B”, where he belongs.
Notable – verbal typo: TeeDub gets called TeeDud accidentally.
Notable – Slammer first BG hits a house – with a wedge!
Notable – A new Slammer record? SIX shots to get out of a bunker!
Notable – SHOT of the day – Big Guy has a magic chip-in ... to his pocket.

Quotables

"Hey Grumpy, how's it going?" "The same as always." "Awwww!" "WHAT?"
“Let’s get out of here before the insurance adjustor arrives.”
“Thank God, you won!”
“Hey DoniJoe, do you know about three putts? You have to throw fifty cents into the pot for your three putt.” A few seconds later … “here take this (.50) in case I have a stroke”
“I can avoid sand traps, I can’t avoid putting.”
“I haven’t hit yet and I am already swearing.”
“Is that a Tilly hat?” “No!” “Well you sure look thilly in it!”
“You knew that it had to be a par three, cause I`m still not on the green.”
“BAM!”

Sun Jul 31, 2011

Summary
We have completed the first 100 events of this our 11th season. So out to Cedarhill to start our assault on the second hundred. Event 101 is brought to you by the Royal Oak kick-off day at Falcon Ridge, next Friday. Once again we have a five Slammette event, today. Once again - none of them are called Iron Maiden {have a safe trip to NB - see you and PizzaMan soon}, ZenGirl, Juice, SunShine or Cash. 2009's Most Stylin Slammer will be in the house to play his career 100th event, and we know that Grumpy likes milestones.

Stars
	Gazzif
	Wow! We arent a Tour that worries about scores. This is a match play Tour. What does matter is the hole by hole matches. However every once in a while, we have a score that's worth ranting about. When a Slammer has his best career round - then we want to shout from the roof tops.Today this "D" classer skipped the "C"s and shot a 91. Along the way he birdied #5 for a skin. We all know that Cedarhill, has all of those holes at the crossover and as his fousome was walking to 8, Kids Club said "He is about to 10 hole me." It didn't happen, but Big Guy was defended successfully by 12, KC was upset on the following hole, and to make it a perfect 3-0 day he beat my Sri Lankan brother on 15.
	Summersnow (r)
	Well Slammers and Slammettes get ready. After three years as ladies EG club Champion, we have finally succeeded in getting SummerSnow to join the tour, and as they are about to celebrate their 50th, know that she brought DoniJoe with her. Our second star today says that if this OC didnt already take the name - then that is what we should call DoniJoe. After a fairly rough start to her Slammer career, today the real SummerSnow showed up. Yes a victory over Grumpy was what moved her up the ladder about 370 spots, and her defeat of hubby gave her bragging rights in the car on the way home. But it was her victory over ZeeMan that moves her into the Elite Eight of the Super Senior TC. Her birdie on 13 cut off today's first star from a skin.
	Burnsy
	Here he comes. Number four today. the eleven Slammers tied in seond are three behind him. Yes, by now you know what he did on #12. That's right, this Barrhaven boy had his third Barrhaven eagle {the 4th was in Kemptville} of the season. He also added two birds, to pass Malone and gain on Ticklar in the race for the Canadian GCC Cup. All three were good for 12 bones. This was the ninth time this season that Burnsy went 3-0. I know that you wanted to know - YES 4 eagles in a season is a record - now shared with Malone {2008).

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.4
Course Rating: N/A
Best aspects of course: Greens, design and clubhouse

Kids

The Kids earned $22

Event Fees

ST Member: $45
EG Member: $37
EG Unl. Member: $32

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Gazzif [D2]	KidsClub [C9]	13	MamaTaz (r) [D58]	Baldee [B31]	11
Summersnow (r) [Unr]	ZeeMan [C45]	16	Rox (r) [D89]	Stevie Ray [C8]	12
			Big Guy [D4]	Gazzif [D2]	12
			Big Guy [D4]	Kricket [B50]	13
			Grumpy [D1]	Summersnow (r) [Unr]	14
			Pepilepu [B32]	Burnsy [O5]	14
			Big Guy [D4]	KidsClub [C9]	15
			Pepilepu [B32]	Crenshaw [A23]	15
			Grumpy [D1]	ZeeMan [C45]	15
			Grumpy [D1]	DoniJoe (r) [Unr]	15
			Kricket [B50]	Gazzif [D2]	15
			Pepilepu [B32]	Old Spice (r) [A24]	15
			Old Spice (r) [A24]	Crenshaw [A23]	16
			Stevie Ray [C8]	TeeDub [B30]	16
			Old Spice (r) [A24]	Burnsy [O5]	16
			DoniJoe (r) [Unr]	Summersnow (r) [Unr]	17
			Kricket [B50]	KidsClub [C9]	18
			Taz (r) [B41]	Baldee [B31]	18
			DoniJoe (r) [Unr]	ZeeMan [C45]	18
			Crenshaw [A23]	Burnsy [O5]	18
			HappyBacks (r) [D90]	Rox (r) [D89]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Burnsy	77	2	1	0	0	3	36	3-0-0	6
Gazzif	91	1	0	0	0	1	12	3-0-0	6
Summersnow (r)	84	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Crenshaw	79	0	0	2	66	0	0	2-1-0	4
Baldee	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
ZeeMan	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Kricket	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
KidsClub	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
TeeDub	86	1	0	1	33	1	12	1-0-0	2
Old Spice (r)	86	2	0	0	0	1	12	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
DoniJoe (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Rox (r)	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
ProZee	81	1	0	0	0	1	12	0-0-0	0
Pepilepu	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Taz (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Grumpy	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
HappyBacks (r)	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
MamaTaz (r)	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	35	4	4	4	4	3	3	4	5	4	35	70
Burnsy	4	5	4	6	5	4	6	5	3	42	5	4	2	4	3	4	5	4	4	35	77	3
ProZee	4	7	6	4	4	5	4	6	3	43	4	5	5	4	4	4	3	5	4	38	81	1
TeeDub	6	7	5	4	4	4	5	4	6	45	5	4	5	4	4	2	4	6	7	41	86	1
Old Spice (r)	4	7	5	6	4	4	4	5	5	44	5	3	3	5	4	4	5	7	6	42	86	1
Gazzif	5	6	6	5	3	5	5	9	4	48	4	4	5	3	4	4	7	7	5	43	91	1
Crenshaw	4	6	5	4	4	5	6	5	3	42	5	4	4	4	3	3	4	5	5	37	79	0
Summersnow (r)	7	5	6	4	4	4	6	5	4	45	5	5	5	3	3	4	4	6	4	39	84	0
Baldee	7	5	6	6	4	4	4	4	5	45	4	4	5	4	3	4	5	7	4	40	85	0
ZeeMan	5	5	6	5	4	4	5	4	5	43	5	6	6	6	3	4	5	6	5	46	89	0
Pepilepu	4	7	6	7	4	4	6	7	3	48	4	4	4	5	4	5	6	5	6	43	91	0
Stevie Ray	5	5	7	7	4	5	5	5	4	47	5	4	5	6	3	4	5	5	8	45	92	0
Taz (r)	5	7	6	6	4	7	6	5	4	50	4	6	5	4	3	4	4	5	8	43	93	0
DoniJoe (r)	5	4	8	8	6	5	5	6	3	50	9	5	4	4	3	3	6	6	5	45	95	0
Kricket	4	8	5	7	4	8	5	5	6	52	4	4	5	4	5	5	5	6	5	43	95	0
KidsClub	6	7	7	6	4	7	6	5	4	52	4	5	4	5	5	4	5	7	5	44	96	0
Grumpy	4	4	9	5	4	6	6	8	5	51	7	7	4	6	5	5	4	7	7	52	103	0
Big Guy	5	6	7	8	4	9	6	5	6	56	5	6	5	6	3	6	8	7	4	50	106	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	1	1	0	0	1	1	1	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	2U	3U	2U	2U	2U	3U	3U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	-	-	-	-
	4	5	4	6	5	4	6	5	3	5	4	2	4	3	-	-	-	-
	4	7	6	7	4	4	6	7	3	4	4	4	5	4	-	-	-	-
	AS														-	-	-	-
RESULT: Burnsy wins 5 and 4 Start match at hole:

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