The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Group One - TC match - Number 7 advances to the ELITE EIGHT in the "C" division by defeating Burrhead 2 and 1. Hey Number 7, is it time to change your name? - Do you even know what team you play for now? This is question one. What team and number in the NHL is this Slammer? In this same group, Burrhead whines about a 99. The adding error had it show up as a 97.
Group Five - TC match - Chubs also advances to the ELITE EIGHT in the Promomedia "B", but it took him 19 holes to take down his buddy Rexall.
Group Six - EAGLE ALERT, three in one group, two by one Slammer, including an ACE. Question two. Who is the only other Slammer to get two eagles in one event and what date?
Group Four - Father of the Year - Legal Eagle missed the last three holes (5, 6 and 7) to go pick up his son. Question six. What scores does a Slammer get when they withdraw from an event? Welcome to first time slammer Anguel (see his quote - 6th bullet below). GreenReader gets back to back birdie skins on 17 and 18.
Group Three - Est-ce-qu'il y avais des conversations en anglais?
Group Seven - pointZero informed his cohorts that his Ottawa Sun Scramble partner is a former World B Champion. Question four. Who is his partner?
Group Two - trivia question. What are the four aliases of these Slammers? This is question eight.
Rookie Slammer Pukey J had to go to the hospital after the event - something about stones - what other Slammer had the same problem this past week? (Question seven)

Falcon Ridge is the home of Ottawa Sun Scramble Royal Oak Kick-Off Day and the Michelob Ultra Million Dollar Ace!

Quotables

"Did you see Gator's crack?"
"I'm hitting six, but only have hit the ball four times"
"What are you doing writing your name on so many balls?" "I'm getting ready for Amen Corner"
"The last time I was at hole 10, was in intersectionals. I said to my group 'I will meet you on 14'"
"Are you smoking a sausage?" This question came from the group behind the Slammers. Question ten. Who is the man in the kilt in this foursome?
"This tour is great! This is exactly what I am looking for."
"Wally is playing from the kiddie tees, but Chubs and I have to move back to the whites" says Rexall. Question nine. Which Slammer apologized to Rexall at the next event they both played, after HE called the advanced tees kiddie tees?

Fri Aug 3, 2012

Summary
Welcome to the Ottawa Sun Scramble kick-off day, sponsored by the good folks at Royal Oak. Falcon Ridge was our host once again and provided excellent fare and service. In today's summary - a prize goes to the first person to email Grumpy@slammertour.com with the correct answers to the TEN trivia questionshidden in this report. Question five. Who did the 'shape the ball' clinic?

Stars
	Dragon (r)
	What a Day! Nobody could slay the Dragon. On his way to going undefeated, he upset Rio. After starting the day with back to back par fives on 7(birdie) & 8(par), he stepped up to the ninth and cut off Kids Club's doggie {which was mere inches away}, with his second ever ACE. That's right folks - a hole in one and from one of the Slammers who is not in the ACE club. That was of course good for the doggie and the skin {can you say 51 bones?}. Minus three after three. He wasn't done. Six holes later Dragon became only the second Slammer to get a second eagle in the same event. He had a three on #15 (his ninth hole - and still at -3). Not good for a skin! (Question three. Give another example of when an eagle was cut off for a skin). He did however get two more skins including the only par on THAT #10.
	NoCents
	NoCents has a perfect 3-0 record and jumped 21 rungs on the ladder, when he upset Intruder 5 and 4, having his 5th best Slammer score ever. Along the way, he had a dog on #5, and was surprised to know that he had the only par on #11 for a skin.
	Wally (r)
	Wally jumps from 79th ranking to 49th. He collects one skin and one dog, and 51 bones. He spent his five hours listening to Rexall and Chubs lamenting about forward tees. At the end of the evening, he was still smiling. Including your challenges, was it worth 12 bones an hour?

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 27
Scoring Average: 92
Birdie Average: 0.41
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Low water levels in the ponds, refreshing puddles on cart path and good slow greens.

Kids

The Kids earned $21

Event Fees

ST Member: $75
EG Member: $65
EG Unl. Member: $55

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Wally (r) [B35]	Blue [A28]	14	Gator (r) [B42]	pointZero [A6]	11
NoCents [B17]	Intruder (r) [A10]	14	Legal Eagle (r) [C158]	GreenReader (r) [B26]	11
Shorts (r) [B39]	HighFive (r) [B14]	15	Legal Eagle (r) [C158]	Anguel (r) [Unr]	11
Wally (r) [B35]	Chubs (r) [A27]	15	Rayray (r) [C43]	Dragon (r) [O4]	11
Dragon (r) [O4]	Rio (r) [O2]	15	Rayray (r) [C43]	Rio (r) [O2]	11
Anguel (r) [Unr]	HELFM [B102]	17	Gator (r) [B42]	Stevie Ray [C4]	12
Princess [D15]	Big Guy [D3]	18	Burrhead (r) [C17]	NoCents [B17]	12
ChooChoo [C44]	Rayray (r) [C43]	18	Big Guy [D3]	KidsClub [C12]	12
			HELFM [B102]	GreenReader (r) [B26]	12
			ChooChoo [C44]	Dragon (r) [O4]	12
			Stevie Ray [C4]	pointZero [A6]	13
			Grumpy [D2]	pointZero [A6]	13
			Grumpy [D2]	Stevie Ray [C4]	14
			Legal Eagle (r) [C158]	HELFM [B102]	14
			Austin [D118]	KidsClub [C12]	14
			Princess [D15]	KidsClub [C12]	14
			ChooChoo [C44]	Rio (r) [O2]	14
			Number 7 [B20]	NoCents [B17]	15
			Rexall (We Remember) [C2]	Wally (r) [B35]	15
			FrenchHooligan [C16]	Shorts (r) [B39]	15
			Burrhead (r) [C17]	Number 7 [B20]	16
			FrenchHooligan [C16]	HighFive (r) [B14]	16
			Burrhead (r) [C17]	Intruder (r) [A10]	17
			Gator (r) [B42]	Grumpy [D2]	18
			Blue [A28]	Rexall (We Remember) [C2]	18
			Austin [D118]	Princess [D15]	18
			Rexall (We Remember) [C2]	Chubs (r) [A27]	18
			Blue [A28]	Chubs (r) [A27]	18
			Number 7 [B20]	Intruder (r) [A10]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Dragon (r)	72	1	2	1	33	3	54	3-0-0	6
NoCents	80	1	0	1	33	1	18	3-0-0	6
Wally (r)	81	1	0	1	33	1	18	3-0-0	6
KidsClub	84	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
pointZero	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
GreenReader (r)	85	2	0	0	0	2	36	2-0-0	4
Rio (r)	77	0	1	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Shorts (r)	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Intruder (r)	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Stevie Ray	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Anguel (r)	93	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Princess	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Chubs (r)	93	0	0	1	33	0	0	1-1-1	3
Rexall (We Remember)	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
HighFive (r)	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
ChooChoo	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Number 7	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
HELFM	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gator (r)	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Grumpy	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
FrenchHooligan	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Blue	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Rayray (r)	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Burrhead (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Austin	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Legal Eagle (r)	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	36	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	5	4	36	72
Dragon (r)	4	4	5	5	3	4	4	5	1	35	4	5	4	4	4	3	4	5	4	37	72	3
GreenReader (r)	5	4	4	5	3	5	5	5	4	40	7	5	5	5	4	7	5	4	3	45	85	2
NoCents	4	3	5	5	3	4	5	6	3	38	7	4	5	4	3	5	4	5	5	42	80	1
Wally (r)	6	4	6	5	3	5	5	4	3	41	6	5	5	4	3	5	3	5	4	40	81	1
Rio (r)	4	4	6	4	3	4	5	5	3	38	5	6	4	4	4	3	4	5	4	39	77	0
KidsClub	5	4	6	5	3	5	6	5	2	41	5	6	4	4	3	6	5	5	5	43	84	0
pointZero	5	4	4	5	4	5	5	5	3	40	6	5	5	4	3	6	4	6	6	45	85	0
Shorts (r)	4	3	4	6	4	5	5	5	5	41	5	6	5	4	3	5	3	7	7	45	86	0
Intruder (r)	4	4	6	6	3	6	5	5	3	42	7	6	5	6	4	7	5	5	4	49	91	0
Stevie Ray	5	5	6	6	4	6	5	5	4	46	7	5	4	5	4	6	3	7	4	45	91	0
Rexall (We Remember)	5	4	5	5	3	7	5	5	4	43	5	7	6	5	4	7	4	5	5	48	91	0
FrenchHooligan	5	5	5	5	4	6	5	6	4	45	5	5	4	5	4	7	4	7	6	47	92	0
Chubs (r)	5	7	5	5	3	5	7	5	3	45	6	7	7	4	4	7	3	5	5	48	93	0
Anguel (r)	4	5	6	5	3	7	7	6	2	45	7	6	6	3	3	7	4	6	6	48	93	0
Blue	4	4	5	5	4	7	8	5	4	46	8	5	6	3	4	5	6	6	5	48	94	0
ChooChoo	5	4	5	5	3	4	5	7	4	42	7	6	8	4	4	7	5	6	5	52	94	0
Number 7	5	6	4	4	4	5	5	5	3	41	8	8	4	6	7	6	3	7	5	54	95	0
Rayray (r)	5	4	6	5	4	6	6	6	5	47	6	6	7	4	3	8	4	6	5	49	96	0
Burrhead (r)	6	4	6	8	4	6	8	5	4	51	5	5	6	4	4	7	3	7	5	46	97	0
Princess	4	5	5	5	4	5	7	6	4	45	8	6	5	4	5	7	4	8	6	53	98	0
HELFM	6	6	4	5	3	7	8	6	6	51	8	5	5	5	3	6	4	8	5	49	100	0
Big Guy	5	6	7	5	4	5	7	7	4	50	7	5	6	4	5	6	3	8	7	51	101	0
Austin	5	5	6	4	4	8	5	6	3	46	6	5	6	6	4	8	5	8	8	56	102	0
Gator (r)	5	5	5	7	5	7	5	7	5	51	8	6	6	8	3	8	5	8	4	56	107	0
Grumpy	5	6	7	5	4	5	7	8	3	50	8	8	5	6	6	6	5	8	6	58	108	0
Legal Eagle (r)	6	5	6	6	8	8	8	7	3	57	8	6	8	5	5	7	3	6	5	53	110	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1		1	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	1			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	1U	1U	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	4	4	5	5	3	4	4	5	1	4	5	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	5	5	3	4	5	7	4	7	6	8	-	-	-	-	-	-
													-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Dragon wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:

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