 Notables - TC Update. Parent/Child Division – defending champions Sunny and SunnyBoy advance to the final. They are seen shaking hands with the Malones on the 11th green.
- The only two birdies today are in the same group on the same hole. Therefore, today is a no birdie skin day. Evolution Physio skins go out to Gazzif for his par on #2 and Inch for his par on #3, each collecting 32 bones.
- Today’s barking was silent on hole #3, by Steamer on hole #9, and by Malone on #15 and #17. Each puppy was worth 21 bones.
- PapaMalone was introduced on the 1st tee as a possible milestone (negative) candidate. Sunny guessed what it was and both he and SunnyBoy delivered losses to PapaMalone. Sunny handed Papa his 100th career loss on the 11th green. SunnyBoy beat him a hole earlier, including a valuable prize courtesy of BullDog.
 Quotables
- “Eights are up! That’s something you will never hear on the ‘A’ Tour.“
- “Someday I will get a t-shirt made that will say ‘I broke 100 at BCC’.” “When will that be?” “Not today!”
- “Note to self – suck less!”
- “WHOAH!”
- “I had a vision of old Tom Morris walking across the field.”
- “FML!”
- “What’s in this water? I feel groovy and I have an *r*ction.”
- “Want to know why they call me Inch?” “NO THANKS!”
- “They’re having a dirty night.”
- “That will be my 1st time slammering”
- “I am going to get it out of you tonight.”
- “Are you coming to Smuggler’s?” “I think so. NOW!”
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Fri Oct 12, 2012
Summary
Today is the season finale at the Brockville Country Club. We play our 15th career Slammer event here and as they have done in the last two seasons, Director, Jack Kenny (we know him as Potter), and BCC, donate our three star prizes. ZenGirl and Juice are here to play for only the 2nd time as they did a year ago on their way to Smuggler’s. We had an EG social foursome follow us, which added much more jocularity to the 19th hole. Sorry, you had to be there, but the new code word for this group will be all about taking a nap.
| Stars |
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Steamer |
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Steamer goes undefeated today jumping from 75th place to 19th with his ‘upset’ over Potter. One hole earlier, he also ‘upset’ Gator. He was also Doggie Master today, transferring some of the dog bones from his right pocket to his left. THANK YOU! |
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Malone |
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Malone’s two wins allowed him to defend and stay at #7. Today he had two dogs, and one bird. During his introduction at the beginning of the round, the gallery was informed that he had just played his 200th career event and collected his 800th career bone. |
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Bubba |
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Bubba took revenge over two guys that beat him last Thursday. He shook Gazzif’s hand after #12 to move from 79th to 38th. That win brings him to just one shy of being .500 with Gazzif. Five holes later, he did get to .500 when he beat Grumpy. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 13
- Scoring Average: 98
- Birdie Average: 0.15
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: Fairways and greens
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $55
- EG Member: $47
- EG Unl. Member: $40
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Grumpy [D2] |
Gazzif [D1] |
18 |
Papa Malone [C25] |
SunnyBoy [B50] |
10 |
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Papa Malone [C25] |
Sunny [B21] |
11 |
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Gazzif [D1] |
Bubba [C10] |
12 |
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Gator (r) [B9] |
Steamer [A27] |
12 |
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ZenGirl [C11] |
Inch [B14] |
13 |
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Potter [C1] |
Steamer [A27] |
13 |
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Sunny [B21] |
Malone [O3] |
15 |
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Juice [A14] |
Inch [B14] |
16 |
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Gator (r) [B9] |
Potter [C1] |
16 |
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SunnyBoy [B50] |
Malone [O3] |
17 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
Bubba [C10] |
17 |
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ZenGirl [C11] |
Juice [A14] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
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Malone |
80 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
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Steamer |
93 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Inch |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
32 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
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Bubba |
108 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
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SunnyBoy |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Sunny |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Juice |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Potter |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
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Grumpy |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
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Gazzif |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
32 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
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ZenGirl |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
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Gator (r) |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
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Papa Malone |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
37 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
72 |
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| Inch |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
48 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
94 |
1 |
| Gazzif |
8 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
59 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
52 |
111 |
1 |
| Malone |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
38 |
80 |
0 |
| SunnyBoy |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
41 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
84 |
0 |
| Sunny |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
88 |
0 |
| Steamer |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
49 |
93 |
0 |
| Juice |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
47 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
48 |
95 |
0 |
| ZenGirl |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
51 |
99 |
0 |
| Potter |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
100 |
0 |
| Gator (r) |
7 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
52 |
106 |
0 |
| Papa Malone |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
56 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
51 |
107 |
0 |
| Bubba |
6 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
51 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
57 |
108 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
5 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
53 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
58 |
111 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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2 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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