![eQuinelle LoGo](images/logos/equinelle150x100.gif) Notables - TC Matches today: Lucky advances over Inch in the Promomedia "B" division, and Pepilepu finally ended Juan after 32 holes. The Game beat Gazzif, and Pommie also advances to the 3rd round of the TC "C" division.
- Notable #1... The Game turned 44 today.
- Notable #2... What is happening to Cuba? Was he seen at the bag drop?
- Notable #3... Welcome to Pukey J, playing in his inaugural event.
- Notable #4... Unbelievably windy! How could we play 17 holes into the wind?
- Notable #5... Pommie's ball in the water on the first tee was the only one that skipped three times before sinking.
- Notable #6... Pukey J was putting for birdie on the first 6 holes of his Slammer Tour career.
- Notable #7... Pukey J TP's Pommie.
- Notable #8... Thank you Gazzif for giving a very creative TanCo Doggie Report. He handed out 25 bones each to the 4 winners.
- Notable #9... Skin Master Lucky awarded the Evolution Physio bones to the skins winners. Thank you!
- Notable #10... In this his nineteenth eQuinelle event Cuba goes undefeated for the ninth time.
![](images/photos/equinelle400x300.jpg) Quotables
- "I've got wood, anybody want some?"
- "Sunny, you look great! How did you lose so much weight?" "I find the best way to lose weight is to start off fat."
- "It's beginning to look like a Cuba Missing Crisis."
- "Pommie and Chadderbox should change names."
- `"Who is the jerk that decided on the pin placements today?"
- "I still have the 'IT'"
- "Is there any wind on this hole?"
- "That group, two holes ahead is slowing us down."
- "If you`re trying to shape your drive, and you`re shaping a slice, you shouldn`t be shaping your drive."
- "Where the $#@$ did that slice come from?" "Where was it when I needed it?"
- "You're kissing Enigma's ball." "Yes, but just one."
- "Pommie, take your clothes off and come here."
- "Hey Enigma, did you measure yourself?" "No, Grumpy measured me."
- "Where's my gang?" "Who said you have a gang?" "Oh wait, you have a pitcher, I'm in your gang."
- "I don't know what's better, getting the cold towel or receiving it from Anastasia."
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Fri Jun 29, 2012
Summary
Thirty matches today in this rare eQuinelle weekday event. Half of them end up as upsets and one as a draw. Kristy at Long Reach fed us breakfast {maybe gave Grumpy too much coffee!} Juan is the loneliest number, as he was the first to drive into the water on #1. Then X-Tour became the loneliest since the Juan! It's just no good anymore when your ball is wet. with apologies to Three Dog night.
Stars |
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Lucky |
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3-0. Upset over Sunny to move into top ten. TC victor over Inch in the Promomedia "B" division. 3 birds, two good for skins. Also a dog on 13 that was only 18" away. |
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Pukey J (r) |
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3-0, 4 birds, 1 skin, and also a dog for 37 bones. Let's not forget him supplying Jill {Mrs Pommie} with some valuable paper products for the washroom at home. Welcome rookie, we thank you for those seven 3 putts. |
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The Game |
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3-0, and when he upset Gazzif with a bogey on 15, he jumped from 130th to 74, and moved on to the third round of the TC "C" division. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 90
- Birdie Average: 0.7
- Course Rating: 9.5
- Best aspects of course: Greens, fairways, and the wind cut down the heat.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $56
- EG Member: $49
- EG Unl. Member: $42
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Pukey J (r) [Unr] |
The Enigma [B38] |
14 |
Pommie [C11] |
Pukey J (r) [Unr] |
10 |
Aqua (r) [D17] |
Gazzif [D1] |
15 |
Grumpy [D4] |
Pukey J (r) [Unr] |
11 |
HighFive (r) [B34] |
Sunny [B1] |
18 |
Big Guy [D3] |
The Game [B56] |
12 |
HighFive (r) [B34] |
Inch [B18] |
18 |
Juan [B68] |
Pepilepu [B4] |
14 |
Aqua (r) [D17] |
Big Guy [D3] |
18 |
ToothFairy [B32] |
Pepilepu [B4] |
14 |
Juan [B68] |
ToothFairy [B32] |
18 |
TadPole [B12] |
Cuba [A15] |
14 |
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TJ [B21] |
Cuba [A15] |
14 |
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Pommie [C11] |
The Enigma [B38] |
14 |
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HighFive (r) [B34] |
Lucky [A17] |
15 |
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Inch [B18] |
Lucky [A17] |
15 |
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XTour [B29] |
Pepilepu [B4] |
15 |
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Grumpy [D4] |
The Enigma [B38] |
15 |
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Chadderbox [A28] |
Cuba [A15] |
15 |
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Juan [B68] |
XTour [B29] |
15 |
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Gazzif [D1] |
The Game [B56] |
15 |
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TJ [B21] |
Chadderbox [A28] |
16 |
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ToothFairy [B32] |
XTour [B29] |
16 |
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TJ [B21] |
TadPole [B12] |
16 |
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Aqua (r) [D17] |
The Game [B56] |
17 |
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Inch [B18] |
Sunny [B1] |
18 |
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Sunny [B1] |
Lucky [A17] |
18 |
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Grumpy [D4] |
Pommie [C11] |
18 |
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Big Guy [D3] |
Gazzif [D1] |
18 |
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TadPole [B12] |
Chadderbox [A28] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Lucky |
83 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
2 |
24 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Pukey J (r) |
80 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
12 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Pepilepu |
81 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
12 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Cuba |
80 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
The Game |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
HighFive (r) |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
The Enigma |
96 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
XTour |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Chadderbox |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Aqua (r) |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Sunny |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
TadPole |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Juan |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Pommie |
108 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Gazzif |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Big Guy |
97 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
ToothFairy |
88 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Inch |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
TJ |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Grumpy |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
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Lucky |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
83 |
2 |
Pukey J (r) |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
43 |
80 |
1 |
Pepilepu |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
39 |
81 |
1 |
HighFive (r) |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
86 |
1 |
ToothFairy |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
88 |
1 |
The Enigma |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
47 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
49 |
96 |
1 |
Cuba |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
80 |
0 |
Sunny |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
85 |
0 |
XTour |
6 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
Chadderbox |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
88 |
0 |
The Game |
4 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
45 |
88 |
0 |
Inch |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
89 |
0 |
TadPole |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
42 |
90 |
0 |
Juan |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
TJ |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
94 |
0 |
Gazzif |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
45 |
95 |
0 |
Big Guy |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
49 |
97 |
0 |
Grumpy |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
50 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
54 |
104 |
0 |
TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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7 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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